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The Huron Expositor, 1870-09-23, Page 1870 Seett's Block. nt rooms in the YLMESTED. 123-tf.. TT TRAw: AND • The house con- . and Cellar. to WARD CASH. 143-- RAMON. existing between been carrying on -th, as Millers un- & J. Scobie has 'al consent. AAM SCOBIE. r SCOBIR i444 - ICE. Hugh McMillan, ai charged, direct- -- whatsoever, up Ters, iliff and Constable-, 141-4-- AkITED. ,.etionNo. 1, Hui- hohling a First Ace duties on 1st Snarly, to either of lICHAEL, WLER, 145-3- 01:1 WRITE., c a introduce his Western and South - ie right to rciatatfacs 6,1-iove or separate. le address . UGHTON, nster Centre, Mass. 145-3— OF GOOD HOR- and five years of ,e -'s Hard. Fortune, RT SCOTT, .Roxborough. 145— ing's survey Sea - premises: a good, he lot is 'set outwith For particulars ap- ErICKSON. at Master, Seafortn. 13-6-tf. &RE. Elitilett, on the 3rd with white spot in about sevenor eight -a-Wile joint of Ieft ested to prove pro - the ahimal away. 11. BULLICK. 144-3— r LEND. n hand for invest- tity, at 8 and 9 per IIN S. PORTER. -. a. soul , HULLETT binding in. every kf at a distance by iional Book Stare, r: c.xffice, Seaforth, is them being-, well PRICES o t delay, 80-tf. NOTICE- ,yy givea that the Is were put into my coo., Township of t :-:-One bay mare dte star on forehead, 6 a two year old. unless the above rsistful owners with be sold. keeper, Ethel P, 0. 144 -4 -- TAN S. Y tender his sincere Huron and public onage h.ehas reeeiv- sfacture of Ploughs, • s experience in the confidence reco1Ti- 4-- S AL PURPOSE ()F LIGHT ET rith cast steel land- atly on hand, and. LLi..M8O:N AVM. F.1.11X1ON, VOL. 3 NO. 42 "Freedom in Trade --Liberty in Religion—Equality in Civil Rights". EOTIOR & PUBLISHER. SEAFORTH FRIDAY; SEPTEMBER 23, 1870. WHOLE NO. 14,0 BUSINkss 'CARDS. IEPICAL. 1E) TRACY, M. D., Coroner for the County. of Huron'. .0ffice and Residence--On.e door, e East of the Methodist Episcopal .0hurch. Seaforth, Dec, 14th, 1868. 53-li - 11a MOORE,- M. D.; (Graduate of McGill e, University,. Montreal,) Physician. Surgeon, - Fix. Office and residence Zurich, Ont. Zurich,. Sept. 7th, 1870. 144 TAM143- ATEWART, U., Oraduate 0 of McGill University, Montreal. Physician, Surgeon,k. . Offipe residence :—At Mn Coox's. Varna. TIE.W. R. SMITH, Physician, Surgeon, etc. - Office,.d-Oppesite- Veal's Grocery. Resi- dence—Maiii-street, North. Sea,fOrthi, Dec. 14, 1863. 53-ly TT L. VERCOE, M. D. m., Physician, Sur- geon, etc., Office and. Residence, corner -of Market and High Street, immediately in rear- -of .Kidd & MeMulkin'e Store. Seaforth, Feb. 4th, 1.870. 53-1Y. JcAmPBL,L, M. D. C. M., (Graduate of Me- e, Gill -University, Montreal) Physician, Sur- geon, ete.,`Seaforth, Office and Residenea—Old Post Office -Building, up stairs, where he will be -founcl_by.night or day when at home. Seaforth, July 15th, 1869. 84- ly LEGAL.- P F. WALKER. Attorney -at -Law and So- ' licitor-in-Chancery, Conveyancer, Notary Public &c. Office of the Clerk of the Peace, Court House, Goderich, Ont. N.B.—Money to lend at 8 per cent on Farm Lands. - Goderich, Xisn'y. 28. 1870. 11,2-1y. Air /CAUG HEY & If OLMSTEAD, Barristers; _31 Attorneys at Law, Solicitors in Chancery -said Insolvency, Notaries Piiblio and Conveyanc- ms. Solicitors for the R C. Bank, Seaforth, Agents for the Canada Life Assurande Co. B.—$30,000 to lend at 8 per cent. Farins, Houses and Lots for sale. Seaforth, Dec.' 14th, 1868. 534f. DENSON & MEYER, Barristers and Attorney at Law, Solicitors in Chancery and basely- ,ency, Conveyancers, Notaries Public, etc. Of- -fices,—Seaforth and. Wroxeter. Agents for the Trust and Loan Co. of Upper Canada, and the Colonial Securities Go. of London, England. s Money at 8 per cent; no comirdssion, charged. IA& H. BENSON, H. W. C. MEYER, Seaforth, Dec. 10th 1868. 53-ly DENTAL. G. W. HARRIS, L. D. S Arti: ficial Dentures inserted with all the latest improvements. The greatest ;Care taken fur the preservation of decayed and tender teeth. Teeth extracted without pain. Rooms over Collier's Store. Saeforth. Dec. 14, 1868. ly. HOTELS.' 0.0MME1CIAL HOTEL, Ainleyvill , James Laird, liroprietor, affords tirst,class accom- modation fci the trgvelling public. 'The -larder :and bar are ;always supplied with the best the markets afford. Excellent sta-bling in connection A inleyville, April 23, 1869, a 70•tf. • ONX'S ROTEL (LATE SHARP'S) The un- dersigned begs to thank the public for the. liberal patronage awarded to him in times past . in the hotel business, and also to iiform them that helms again resumed bilsiness in the above stand, where he will be happy to have a call from old friends, and many new ones. THOMAS KONX. Seaforth, May 5, 1870. 126-tf. JR. ROSS, Proprietor New Dominion Miter, • bega to• inform the people of Seaforth . and .. the travelling community generally, that he keeps .first-class accommodation- in every thing required by travellers. A good stable and willing hostler 'always on hand,:' Ilegidar Boarders- will receive - every necessary attention. . Seaforth,. Feb. 8th, 1869.. . 11QRITISII EXCHANGE HOTEL, GODERICH, ONT., J. CALLAWAY, PROPRIETOR ; -J.' S. WILLIAMS, (late of American Hotel, Warsaw, N. Y.) Manager. This hotel has recently been new- ly furnished, and refitted throughout, and is now one of the most enmfortable and commodious in the Province.. Good Sample Rooms for Commer- cial Travellers. Terms liberal. Goderieh, April 14, 1870. 123-tf. MISCELLANEOUS. 11A.RP'S LIVERY STABLE; .MAIN ST., S E A FOR TH. First Class Horses and Carriages aiwayi on hand 'at reasonable terms. R .L. SHARP, Proprietor. Seaforth, May 5th, 1870. 3-tf— MAILL & CROOKE, Architects, etc. Plans 0 and Specifications drawn correctly. Carpen- ter's, Plasterer's, and Mason's work, measured and valued. Office—Over J1 C. Detlor & Go 's stare, Court -House Square, Goderich. Goderich, April 23, 1869. 79-1y. & W. MePHILLIPS, Provincial Land. Sur- . veyors, Civil Enbineers-, 'etc. All manner of Conveyancing- done with neatness and dispatch. G. McPhillips, Commissioner in B. R. Office— Next door south of Sharp's Hotel, Seafortli. • Seaforth, Dec.14, 1868. 53-1y. HAZLEHURST, .Licensed Auctioneer for 4, the County of Huron. Goderich, Ont Particular attention paid. to the sale of Bankrupt Stock. Farm Stock Sales 'attended on Liberal Terins. Goods Appraised, Mortgages Foreclosed, Landlord's Warrants Executed.. Also, Bailiffs - First Division Court for Huron. .Goderich, 'Tune 9tha 1869. 7&. tf Written for the ExpoStor. THE BATTLE OF WISSENBOURG. There was the rattle of heavy; canhon, the tramp - of arined men, Across the Lauter marching, to the foe at Bergze- bern, The earth shook under their charger's feet, as bravely they thundered on, ••-• And proudly. their war -flags waved to the bteeze, of that amiling summer morn. 'Twas artobltosight to look upon, the march of those Gallic braves, As mass on mass swept on, like the roll of the mighty waves, - And the gorgeous lights of the morning sun, glit- teied bright on gun and sword, As firmly trod the sons of France, on the broad Landua road. Soon- will the quiet of that peaceful place, be stir- red by the sounds of 'strife, Those beautiful fields be slippery and wet, with the brightred tide of life, Nor the evil passions of men arearcnised, and pant-_ ing for the fray, And many a heart that's beating strong, will be stilled e'er the close of day. There's the roll of the''heavy battery, sending their fatal shower of lead, The crash of the lighter rifle, -thickly strewing the field with dead, - The ringing cheers of Cuirassiers, as they thun- der o'er the field, To dash in vain their mighty strengh, 'gainst the German walls of steel. Ah haughty France, lOok• well this day, to thy name so. dearly won, In former times, in every -clime, beneath the set- . 1 ting iMn' What tho' thy boasted' mitrailleur, make thou- ' , sands backward reel; And thick asautumn leaves their corps', strew e'er the battle field. What the' thy savage Turcos' rush, with wild shouts on the foe, What tho' thy swarthy heroic Zouaves, "strike home at every blow," What tho' thy batteries vomit forth, their fiery sulphurous breath, The foernen's ranks like adamant, withstand the shock of death. The battle's lost, in bitter tears, let France be- wail this day, Her shattered ranks confused and torn, have fled s in wild dismay, Andlthe joyful shouts of the 6-ernian host, peal out with a deafening Sound, ' Drowning the shrieks of the wounded men, lying writhing on the ground. Glory, clear bought are thy smiles, and empty is thy name, And failed has many a gallant youth, to win the wreath of fame. The anguished wail of thepareut's heart, the grief of the widowed wife, For the dear ones lost in the deadly strife, cut off in the bloosn of life. Berne, 15th Sept., 1870. A.M. THE PROGRESSIVE TEACHER. AN ESSAY, BEAD AT THE CONYERSAZIONE HELD IN THE TOWN HALL, STRATHROY, ON TUESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 9T11, 1870. BY REV. A. A.CAMERON. " Progess," says Cardinal Grandison to Lo- thair, "is movement." True progress is move- ment in the right cbrection; the right direction" is the directioo of truth'hence there can be no real adv4iceinent but in the wake of truth. The progress bf Science is not to be measured ,lsy the number cif her new theories or the freshness and brilliancy of her speculatioas, bat by the actual discovery she has made. The manifestation of a fresh truth is alone an advauce in science. From our idea of progress we can easily define the pro- gressive teacher. We consider that he who tries to teach all the truth that he knows, according to an approved method;" and searches diligently and perseveringly for more; has a real claim to this honourable title. This is the way to educate oneself and others. My aim in this essay is to throw put a few hints as to how you may acquire the character,'and sustain the reputation of be- ing progressive teachers., 1. Remember that progress is identified with man, not with nature—with mind not with mat- ter. Nature is not susceptible of progress; the mind is. When we speak of the advancement lately made in the natural sciences, what do we mean We simply mean that an • has made fresh discoveries in the kingd.on of nature ; dis- coveries of laws, properties, processes --in fine, facts o truths, which previouslywere unknown. Matter never indicates developement except iii the processes of growth and decay, and even then its essential elements and properties remain the same. View natoreunderits myriad aspects, and it is the same now in 1870, as it was in the year 1. But nearly 2,000 years have wonderfully en- larged our knowledge of the Heavens above us, and the earth beneath our feet. Our intellectual eye has now a clearer Vision to penetrate nAture's mysteries ; our intellectual ear has more acute- ness when listening to her harmonies. We coulcl multiply illustrations, but two or three will suf- ficp. That ray of sun -light which steals through the aperture of a closed shutter possessed 4,000 years ago all the latent beauties and chemical in- fluences which -modern science has discovered through its analysis, but it took the genius of Deguery to form these into the most perfect of artists. Steam possesses that same amazing pow- er ofelasticity since the first test was applied to water, but it took the united and developed skill of such men as -Somerset; the Marquis of Worces- ter, Sever, Newcome, and Fulton, and dipecial- ly Watt and Stephenson, to direct and control that elasticity, so as to constitue the most powei - ful engine of modern times. Electro -magnetic currents were in existence since the Creation, but it was left for the matchless ingenuity of a Morse to make them the couriers of our thoughts run- ning to the remotest parts of the earth. , Thus while Nature is in a sense unchangeable, Mind. is elastic, susceptible of unlimited cultivation, 'The teacher, -then, whose motto i " progress " will do well to remember this tikes place in the mind,— either his own or that of others., He should- put forth every effort for the culture and enlargement of those faeulties, whic-h seekto scan the arcana of nature, and grapple with its subtle agency. The question here suggests itself. what class of studies most tend to the improvement of the mind? Some contend with a great deal of plau- sibility that of all sciences mathematics is the best disciplinarian. The 1:oest metaphysicians on Vie other hand contend (while good in proper place) that they are too abstract. They recom- mend logic and kindred studies. Viewing thus the relation of mind to that state of things around it, we can arrive at the proper idea of education. It consists in leading the mind forth to acquire and search after the truth. The mind of the child is involved in itself ; its faculties are but partly in exercise; many of them lie doridant. The teacher whose own mind. is under cultival, tion, aims at bringing all these into play. He an- alyzes the child's lessons in Bach manner as to give due exercise to each, and thus he leads him by a slow but sure gradation, until the pupil has the consciousness of being a man, mental and moral. ' 2. Master first principles. —A. great many cir- cumstances seem to mihate against the teacher's individual advancement; the routine of school day life is tedious and monotonous. As sooni as a pupil approaches the plane of teacher's acquire- ments he leaves school; fresh scholars come; the patient teacher has to lead them over the ord well -beaten path, which the hundreds of their predecessors trod. But mark, if the teacher be- longs to our progressive class, even this ceaseless ehange of papils is not without its advantages. He has a fine opportunity of mastering first prin- ciples. He who thoroughly knows the alphabet can spell any word however long He who has a clear conception of Euclid's Postulates and ax- ioms, can 'easily solve his first problem. Geome- try is an ingeniously contrived ladder, where every round must be felt -beneath the feet ere we can reach to the next. So it is with all real at- tainments. Literary progress is never made by forgetting the things which are behind. Place two mos of equal natural abilitiesin college both have passed over the same ground -work of study --with this difference, the one has simply gone through his course with a teacher, the other re- viewed his course fifty times as a teacher. Now what difference will characterize those two in the future?, The one who taught what he learned will not only make more rapid progress in his higher course, but will be through life a more thorough man. Itemember, teacher, that while knowledge is the guide of practice, practice is the nurse of knowledge. 'Tis not he who works out a "sum in arithmetic, or reduces an equation in Algebra with the most expertness, who is always the best -mathematician.- He may be simply working by rule, and the process may be to him chiefly mechanical. His knowledge of the prin- ciples on which these rules are constructed may be little or nothing. He is therefore a --quack in science. Such a teacher is off the track of real advancement. Science will alWays be too steep a hill for him to climb. A teacher iiiest walk him- self in the light ere he can codamunicate light to others. The known--well-known—is the summit whereon to stand to look for the unknown. 3. Acquaint -yourselves with the most approv- ed methods of communicating inscruction, i.e. the methods adopted by the most distinguished edu- cators. Your own plan may be very pod, but it is more than probable it can be improved upon. Remember that great menhave devoted' thei rtime. and talents to the investigation of this most into portant question. Read extensively any books which may aid you in teaching, or in elucidating what you teach. Familiarize yourself with the various national school systems of civilized coun- tries. The methods of teaching in our most po- pular and leading schools and colleges, and from such a course you can glean what will be of.much practical benefit. Teachers' Associations and Conventions are fine Mstitutions to give a fresh impulse to progress. But for all we have said you must not forget'you are an independent teacher. You have to meet with local. peculiari- ties and difficulties, and accommodate your me- thod of teaching to the character - and wants of your pupils. Besides, each mind has its own tendency. , The method which ensures success to one teacher, may prove inefficient in the hands of another. islo two minds are cast in the, same mould.Most commonly that plan which is most congenial to the teacher's own mind is that which will insure him success. Be original if you can. 4. Cultivate enthusiasm in your work. In a world where there are so many chilling influences to come in contact with . any laudable exertion, enthusiasm is essential to success. Enthusiasm is the child of love an energy. Love for our work and energy to carry it on. All Engliah orator gives Audubbn, the celebrated American Natur- alist, as a beautiful illustration of enthusiasm. He spent the major part of his life ill:preparing a very valuable work on the birds of,America. He followed these birds to their most rethotest haunts, painted them from nature, lived inthe cane brakes swamps, and prairies ; even among the red men, exposed to all kinds of dangers, and simply to be- come a complete Ornithologist,. IVIic-n he was in Paris Collecting subscriptions for his new book, his diary wis full of svretchedness—there was 110 - thing in Paris for him; the only lnight dream he had was when he saw the stock pigeons building their nests in the Gardens of the -Tuilleries. "The " broad streets, the magnificent palaces, the pic- " tures of Louvre; these were all nothing to him, "the stock pigtons everything. He carnet° Lon- " don, he was equally dull there, not a single in- "cident shows a comfortable frame of mind until "he sees one day a flock of geese passing over the city. He wrote in London a paper on birds, "and he says, while I am writing I think I hear the rustle of the wings of pigeons in the back- " woods of America." The man' S soul was full of birds, nothing but birds. He was willing to live and die for birds. You see he had love for his work and energy to carry it on. This kind of en- thusiasm will ease teachiaig or any other profes- sion from its often complained. drudgery. Teach- ers, would you make real advancement in, your profession,—throw around it a mantle of enthu- siasm ; put into your work the love of a soul thirsting after knowledge, and eager to communi- cate it. A teacher *lse loves to teach will have pupils wholove to study. Remember that a grain of knowledge is worth more than an ounce of gold. Ilewho adds his quota to science is a benefactor of his race. He who thus enlarges the bounds of human knowledge, and facilitates the communication thereof to the youthful mind, is really the great man. True aristocracy is that of the intel- lect—the earnest thinker the student of the day. Men of Family's stamp are the noble men of the 19th century. What is the empty titles, gew- gaws, and tagraggery of knighthood in compari- son to those who make their lives sublime by the discovery of truth. Have then an intense love for your work, then carry on that . work Iwith that energy and perseverance which surm:ounts every difficulty, and scorns defeat. Think long and seriously over the words of the iminortal = Gothe, the brightest of German lights :—"The "longer I live the more certain I am that the " great difference between men, the great and " the insignificant, is energy—invinsible deter- " mination—an shonest purpose once fixed—and "then the Victory. That quality (energy) will "do anything that can be done in the world.; "and no talents, no circumstantes, no opportu- " nity will make _a two -legged creature a man• without it,"—or take the remark of a; New York milionarie'• 'No abilities, however splendid, can command success without untiring labor and "persevering application.” Lastly. I cannot conclude without alluding to what I consider fatal to the progress of our Ca- nadian teachers, viz., making this profession a stepping stone to some other calling: Year after year Honk of our most promising teachers vacate our schools for some lucrative or permanent avo- cations. Our children are thus thrown under the tuition of teachers possessing limited knowl- edge and more limited experience. How cdn we expect many progressive teachers -tinder this state of affairs! Tree it is difficult to 'remedy the evil at present. Our country is young, our population fluctuating, and the finances of many sections low.—Still an attempt should be made by the true friends of education. A. partial re- medy may perhaps be found, in raising the stand- ard of examination, approximating it as much as possible to the Normal School, and by raising the salaries of efficient teachers. The system of 'hir- ing teachers, year after year, at the lowest tend- er, -irrespective 'of natural and acquired teaching abilities and attainments, has proven ruinous to the progress we are now advocating. Many progressive teachers will not adorn our schools until we are able to -secure for them competent wages, liberal salaries and permanent situations, thus making the 'profession of teaching one of great worth, high standing and respectability. - es • ee NAPOLEON III. BY R. SCOTT, BERNE. Charles Louis Napoleon Bonaparte, the thirds :son of Louis Napoleon Bonaparte, king of Hol- land, and of Hortense Beauharnois, daughter of the Empress Josephine, was liSrn in Paris in 1808. QueenHortense'n three sons were decreed to be successors to the French throne in the event of the death of the king of Roine. The eldest, Napoleon Charles. who was brought up by Napoleon I.. died in 1807'the second, Nalioleon Louis, died at Forli, in 1831, leaving Louis Napoleon as the sole survivor. In modern history there are few examples of men who have passed through greater changes of life than the subject of this sketch. After the fall of Napole- on I., Queen Hortense went into exile with her two song; residing in different places on the Con- tinent, but finally' repairing to Arenenburg, on the banks of Lake Constance, in Switzerland; where she remained until her death. There she employed herself with the education of her sons, of whom Louis Napoleon was most eager in the pursuit of knowledge, and displayed a special like- ing for military studies. When Louis Philippe ascended. the throne in 1830, the two brothers asked to be allowed to return to France, but were refused. They next engaged in. a revolution in Italy, hat their party was defeated, and the brothers became fugitives. The eider -died of fever at Frith, as already mentioned, and Louis Napoleoh only escaped the Austrians by assuming the disguise of a footman. For some time after he occupied himself with military studies, and the composition of treatises on politics ami war, but, in the year 1836, considering the time for action had arrived, he went to Kehl, on the Rhine, opposite Strasburg, and, by tampering with the garrison of the latter city, prepared to hurl Louis Philippe from his throne. The at- tempt proved a ridiculous failure,—the pretend- er was taken prisoner by the volunteers of the -city. The affair being regarded with contempt, he was shipped off to the United States. There he remained but a short time ; for, hearing that his mother was dangerously ill, he returned to Arenenburg, in defiance of the French Govern- ment. His mother died shortly after his arrival. To prevent a war between France and Switzer- land on his account, Louis Napoleon quitted the latter country for England, in 1837, where he - led the life of a fashionable lounger till 1840. - In that year he resolved to Make another attempt to subvert the government of LOUii Hiring a steamer, collecting a number of disaf- fected Frenchmen, and providing himself with a tame eagle and a carved and gilded effigy of the same emblem,—his most powerful- weapons—the bold adventurer steamed from Margate, and. landed at Boulogne. He presented himself to the officers, displayed his wooden eagle and set free the living bird. ; but the soldiers refused to listen to him, and the eagle could not be persuad- ed to soar aloft and perch upon the top of the Napoleon column. In attempting to regain his steamer, the baffled conspirator was captured after shooting a French soldier who tried to op- pose his retreat. For this ridiculous affair he -was condemned to perpetual imprisonment, and con6ned-in the castle of Ham, whence he contriv- ed to make his escape in the disguise or a work- man, in 1846. He reached London in safety, and continued to reside there till 1848, at which time the Republic permitted his return to France with the other members of the Benaparte family. Subsequently, with Cavaignac aud Ledru Rollin, he .put • himself in nomination for erection as President of the Republic, and was voted to that office by an overwhelinning majority. At the close of the year 1851, he destroyed the last vest - age of French liberty, by the fan -Anis coup d' etat,, and contrived to secure his election, not for four,. butsfor ten years; and after an appeal to uni- versal suffrage, he became Emperor, in December 1852. Jn the following year he married Eugenie, ,1 Countess de Teba, who bore him a son. Since I then the principal events of his life' are : " His I alliance with England in the struggle with Rus- sia, terminated by the fall of Sebastopol and the , Treaty of Paris M 1856, the two attempts made upon his life : the first by Pianori, and. the sec- ond by Count Orsini and others'in 1858 ; his al- liance with Sardinia, against Austria, lin 1859, brought to a close by the Treaty of Villafranca„ by which Lombardy was given up to France, and by France, ceded to Saidinia, Austria retaining possession of Venetia.; and, lastly., the present great war with Prussia,. the particulars of which .are. known to all, and which bids fair to become.; "the last scene of all that ends this strange eventful history." The declaration of war with Prussia is one of the worst acts of Louis Napoleon's stormy and vicious, career. It can only be regarded as a wanton destruction, of human life. It is true that the rapid manner in which the government has slipped through .his fingers since his first re- - verse, proves that he was Emperor of the French merely m name, and that war, though at best a dangerous game, was perhaps the safest eternal tive.- But no purely selfish reason can justify the shedding of human blood. The taking of life to serve a private end constitutes the crime of mur- ; and Louis Napoleon, therefore, stands con- victed of that crime before God and man. He has displayed, in all his political acts, the char- acter cf a heartless, perfidious schemer. He re- gards human life only as a means for his advance- ment or an obstacle in hi 3 progress. He sub- scribes to the false doctrine of his uncle, who said :—"There are two levers for moving men : interest and fear. Love is a silly infatuation, depend upon it, and friendship is but a name." False-hearted, destitute of principle, Louis Na- poleon is reticent, because he is suspicious of oth- ers, he is suspicious because he is perfidious, But 'history has taught the lieson that to ignore the eternal principles of truth and justice, • and regard mankind onlyas food for the voracious maw of ambition, as these Corsican birds of prey have done, is not the way to permanent success. There is a St. Helena in the lives of all -such. men. And now, Louis ,,Napoleon, -tossed about like a shattlired wreck, I y the raging elements he has evoked, and surro iided. by the pitiful evidences of, the wide rrnnl and desolation he has caused, rushes helplessly nward to the rock of his doom, amid the groans of dying thousands, and followed by the deep curses of the whole civilized world. VARIETIES.; A man behind the times should- be fed exclu-' sively On ketch -up. What animal could have dispensed with the ark?—Why the dog, to be sure, might have set up a bark. "I have a great love for old hymns," said. a pretty girl to her Masculine companioh. "I am much fonder -of -young hers," was his reply. ' A Boston lady's pins, when she is fully dress; ed, number three hundred. 'The voice of nature is the only voice -that cannot speak blasphemy. Modesty in a woman is like color in her ckeek —decidedly becoming if not put en. "A man can't help what is done behind his back," as the scamp said when he was kicked out of doors. There is jist this difference between a tole and a hen—the fule cackles before, and the hen not till after the egg is laid. --Josh In Hebi.on oa the grave of Ilia. I3uel, is this peculiar verse: Dear as -thou art and justly dear We will not weep .for thee; One thought shall check the falling tear, It is that I am free. A young Californian went to sleep, leaving his candle in the bunghole of a powder -keg, He was picked. up in the morning all over the house. A tombstone M a Maine graveyard, erected to the memoryof his wife, bears this inscription ; "Tears cannot restore thee.; therefore I weep." The perfection of wisdom and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants, Our pos- sessions, our ambition k our capacities. A woman called at a grocer's, and asked for a quart of vinegar. . It was measured out and put in a gallon jug. She then asked for another quart to be pat in the same vessel. "And why not ask for a half gallon; and done with it?" nn.. patiently asked the grocer. " Och, bless yer sowl" answered. Bridget, knowingly, isn't it for two I want, it." , ao .1 A man lost his wife ; his neighbors called to of- fer him consolation, and he came into the house covered with dirt and - Water. " Why, Mr' Brown, what have you bean doing'' . "Why, my wife dying made it a broken day, so I thought I Would clean out the well." Another, a town - crier, couldn't " cry" because his' wife was dead. Another barbarian had inaeribed on his wife's tombstone, "Tears will not *store her, therefore I weep." A man lost his wife, and had a stone erected over her grave. He married. a second wife ; when she died he had the grave stone split, and It thus served for the two departed& He propose:1 to a third; but she declined the -of- : fer with the remark, " I do not believe that stone will split agoin." All girls Who would be happy wises, and. be- loved and respecte& mothers, be real, be earnest in everything; let your principles be true, toler- ate no sham, and the superstructure you shall build thereon sh-all be animate with your spirit, when you have laid down this life and taken up lifecehogethninile,a with the exclamation, "Boy, renewed existence in another world. In marriage who would not rather take to his heart a reason - but that of •-uprightnesa, having reliant faith lov- ing sympathy, and active usefulness as the only weapons for the daily warfare of crosses, perplex- ities, and endurances, rather than a flippant, idle ignorant girl, who sooner than help her mother to lighten her burden of care and anxiety, is joat the make -weight to pull her to the earth, and to keep. her there, for the mother' silently thinks, " Who . will marry her ?" miniseences of America;„; by two Englishmen," the country, and what they heard in the streets. As instanoes of the ""hyperbole" of the country large trees of the 'Yosemite Valley, one said, "it took two men any a boy to see to the top of them." One being asked by a friend if he elm a certain mosquito on the weather vane of the State House (?) at StLouis, answered, "Yes, I see it ing his school -fellows as they snow -balled an old gentleman's windows. The old gentleman rush- ed of his house, determiue.d, if possible, to hi- flict some severe corporal punishment on the of- fender, sayfitg, when he caught the boy, "Now, you rascal, I'll thrash you 'within an inch of your i reason- ing, thinking spirit, tolerating no self -influence rippled through the country, 'what they sasv in they record the .followinq :—In deicribing the - winking." A third, in describins the prices of fares- are so high that the Falls are insignificant " Re, which deseribes the manner in which the twain carriages at Niagrra, asserted thlt the "hack by comparison." Another story is related, with the appearance of truth, of a boy who was watch - AMERICAN HYPERBOLE; --A natty little book has just come over from London, entitled ! b" 0 v . Ainimecoreddiinagtleylyhecbomegma,nenteoedbeat laughing,il ilwmh, altvhaer andne ' mitil the old gentleman Ftopped beat - you laughing at ?''' ,, weal" said the boy„ "I'm langhing because you are awfully sold : 1 ain't the boy I '—EDITOR'S DRAWER, in IlaKper's Ma- gazine for September. (rAA