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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1870-05-13, Page 71 AY 13: 1870. ES TO LET. second flat in Scott's Bl ock., ost convenient rooms in the UGHEY & •ROLMESTED. 1870. 1234f. SE TO LET. nsistin g of Kitchen, Dining ad three or four Bed Rooms, ow- to be let by the proprie 4. CAMPBELL, 122-tf. LOT FOR SALE. Tet s for sale a large Frame v, and Village Lot on the Baptist Church, Seaforth, be taken in exchange. Ap,. ALEX:., McAURT.HER. 870.: ii2-6m. r0 DEBTORS. bte€t to the late firer of are hereby requested to e with the undersigned on [arch next, otherwise costs GAPii& GARTER. Seaforth Foundry,: 870 115-tf. LOST. on the last Show Day, a 4ck dog, with a little tan Legs, answers to the name of leaving the same at Mc- rth, or with the owner will JOHN DOBIE, Lot No. 11, Con. 9. 1870. tf STABLE. ries to inform the public - d. a New Livery Stable in otel,. where parties can be first class horsesand prices, t,1870. 97-tf. Money received another large re- ( for. investment on. good: 7 cent ; or 10: per. cent, and JOHN S. PORTER. Kt, 1870. 954f. LIP OF HAY. REV I SION FOR THE - will be held in the TOWN MAY 17, 1$711, at TEN VM. \aTILSON, Tp Clerk. 1254d— OF REVISION I' REVISION FOR THE will be held at JAMES PLOT, anTHURSDAY icing at TEN o'clock, a erested are requested to 41LL1`.AM GRANT, Tp. Clerk. 124-td— Even 24-td= Even that the partnership - under the naive ancdatyle Idlers, Roxborough, has by: mutual consent, Geo. due the late firm, and ll debts due by the said ALFRED BREWER, GEORGE ROCK. 187. 125-6-- R SALE.. for sate, on easy terms,. frty E A good.Farm of 51 Is cleared,_ well wateial. se to the barn yard.. A o a young orchrad, bear- ' house well finished - a -nth stable and granary. t 22, 5th Con. McKillop,. North gravel road bead - tale over -'3 miles from drool house within of a euIars apply to the'un s. JOHN STARLING, 8.70., 125; Sins:. ICE MAY CONCERN. en, that the Corporation 'Us -borne, Co. of Huron, on SATURDAY THE [NEXT,. authorizing the between Lots 17 and 18, rd. in front of Lot 26, on Usborne. reship Connell,: qLYEla P. HALLS, Tp. Clerk. 125-6— CAN'S GOODS 1370, GOOD QUALITIES S'S-TABL1SHED ER HOUSE FT PLACES FOR DO - IN CANADA. 152-tf.. M.AY 13, 1870. axim rag xi:own xPos ToR. .Recent Investigeticns in Geology. 'Geologists are much interested in the re- -moults of the exploratiox -of the deep sea,. made last summer by H. M. Ship " Porcu- pine," by Dr. Carpenter, Professor Wyville 'Thompson, and McGynn Jeffreys. -Chief ,among the: facts discovered, is that while the :surface of the sea may have a temperature of fifty-two degrees, there are cold tracts and 'warm tracts' deep below the surface, 't exist• ing within a short distance of each other, :and marked by chaaetelistic differences. 'The bottom of the cold tract, is formed of barren sandstone, mingled with fragments 'of older rock, inhabited by only _few ani- mals, and -chose mostly- of the arctic kinds. In the adjacent warm area, on the contrary, :the bottom is cretaceous, and abounding with life. "Now," says the writer in the :Review on. the Arts and Sciences in Cham- :ber's Journal for December last, " suppose these two tracks upheaved and became dry land. Geologists would naturally believe them to have been formed at different times, -and under very different circumstances : and yet we find therm here contempora- neous and almost; conterminous. Here :there: is a fact that will have to be con- sidered in all future discussions about what is called geological times." Another factis also opposed to long re- ceived opinion. ` The* deepest seas team with animal life. At two thousand fath- oms, : they animals have perfect eyes. Life is now ap established fact, and light may be inferred from there being eyes. There is yet much more to come out of this. If ordinary light penetrates to the bottom of the sea, how does it. penetrate 4 Or is 'there at the bottom some sort of phosphoric light. If a photograph could be taken down in the sea, that would testify to the presence of light. As to the breathing of the animals at the bottom, there is no difficulty, for the late Master of the Mint, Mr. Graham, has shewn by his liquid dif- fusions of gasses, that air may be diffused downwards to the greatest depths. . Insurance Follies. to count unless the playing , ball touch a cushion either before or after ::contact with the first object, and in makingfollow, draw, -masse, or kiss from cushion shots, this rule will not be observed. Several professionals have practiced' the new game, and -intend shortly to test its merits in a match. At all events, the plan has the merit of no- velty, but we Tear that, as in the game now played, the large army of "scratchers" will hold their own. Nothing in billiards can be devised to prevent the "runs of luck" these gentlemen are continually favoured with. 8 Of all the business transactedr among -risen, none is more prolific of such sharpers than that of insurance, because nowhere else do these mathematical prodigies carry their extravagancies to greater length., For instance, we have the co operative scheme of life insurance, where the silly public, whom they address, are promised that two and two shall make live, and that re- pented multiplication of nothing -shall bring- -.about a substantial product. Then there are the various dividend de- lusions of the responsible life companies, whereby an almost equally silly public are induced to .believe that a life insurance com- pany can pay all its dosses and expenses, and return to the policy -holder at death, or sooner, all the money that he has paid in, compounded at the same rate of interest which it receives upon investments. But the worse because the most danger- ous and cruel of all these various ' frauds, is that by which the public is persuaded that fire insurance can be sold below cost with safety to the company and profit to the in- sured. That this notion prevails is proof conclusive that despite the innumerable vic- tims which sharpers have gathered in their nets, the "fools are not all dead yet." • For aught that we can: see, they are not likely to die faster than good mother nature can give birth to them. But what shall we say of men professing to be honest and claiming to be intelligent, who gravely advocate this theory, who even go -further and produce the records of several :.s.iccessive years, which show a uniform de- ficit of receipts and surplus of losses, in [sup- port of the doctrine that, if the receipts= that is the rates—had been less, the . com- pany would have made Money. If such men are honest,. God deliver us from knaves. Chicago Ins. Chronicle. STICK TO ONE THING. " Unstable aS water, thou shalt not excel" is the language of the Good Book. Whoever expects to succeed in any undertaking, lutist enter in- to it with a hearty 'and earnest will to do his best. The men who have,worked their way up to Worth and usefullness, do not be- long to the shiftless uselessness, and un- stable class, but may be ,reckoned among those .who took, off their coats, rolled up then:- sleeves, conquered their prejudices against labour, and -manfully bore the heat and burden of the day. Whether upon the old worn-out farm, where our fathers toiled, diligently striving to bring back the soil to a. state of 'productiveness, in the ma- chine shop or factory, or the thousand other - business places that invite honest toil and skill, let the motto ever be, perseverance and industry. The baby training of the nursery was good in itself, 'but it won't answer all thedemands of an active life. This is not a baby world. We !must ex- pect to be jostled and knocked about in the stern conflict, and get run over, if we are not on the look out and prepared to meet the duties of lite with a purpose not to shrunk them, but to fulfil them. A young Tuan with a good trade or honorable profes- sion, who goes forth into the world with his mind made up to stick to his trade or pro- fession, is not obliged to ask for Many favors. 3 sac NEW GAME OF BILLIAR.DS.—Somebody has invented a new game of billiards. It is the hope of the inventor that the manner devised will do away with that feature in our present game known as "scratching," and thus elevate the game to one of purely artistic merit. Three balls are to be used as now—three objecfand one playing ball; the object balls are to be color. ed light red, deep red, and blue, respectively. The game will be caroms only, and played as at pres- sent with this other difference :. No carom Cause of the " Oneida" Disaster. Thi) American papers state that one of the .surviving officers of the ill-fated' Oneida (sunk by the Bombay in Japan waters), re- cently-arrived e-cently arrived in New York, and that - he declares all the officers on the Oneida were drunk at the time of her collision with the Bombay ; that the vessel having just left port, the officers were having a "little jolifi- cation belo wv," and that the deck was in charge of a midshipman. He stated further that the Bombay was hailed through a speak- ing trumpet; that immediately after the collision the utmost excitement prevailed— everyhody madly rushing for the boats, and thinking of nothing else but self-preservation The intoxicated officers, in their drunken -stupor were totally , incapable of .giving or- ders, or even attempting to preserve their own lives. If this is all true (it must be remarked that the relator says all the offi- cers were drunk, and if so, the relator must have been drunk too), then it is not diffi- cult to arrive at the terrible consequences of this unfortunate collision. . These are very grave charges ; and it behoves the American- Government to institute a most thorough investigation into the matter. it is true,,that the fact of the.Oneidars officers being drunk, does not relieve Captain Eyre from the odium of having shown a great want of humanity and discretion, in not stopping his vessel till he had ascertained the extent of the injury done to the Oneida, and sending his boats- to the relief of the crew. But if this fact of the drunkenness of the Oneida's officers be taken in connec- tion wgh other circumstances which were proved on the examination of Capt. Eyre, such as the want of boats, etc., it `proves that the loss lof the, vessel and crew restsnot with Oapt. Eyre, but with the .A merican. officers themselves, and the person whose Iluty it was to see that the Oneida was provided with the proper number of boats before she put to sea. Premier and Porter. The . vicissitudes of fortune sometimes manifest themselves in strange places.— Many years ago—we cannot state the exact time—there were two schoolfellows, one named William Ewart Gladstone, the other Luke Hamer. The former quitted school for the Senate, and became distinguished in politics as he had in early life become in letters. Fortune was not fickle to him, and he is now the Prime Minister of Great Britain. Luke Hamer's career seems to have been far more chequered with the cares of life ; and the world,for aught we know, would have remained ignorant of his existence had be not recently applied for an appointment to a public office. The offi- ce in question has no connection with the Cabinet , it is only,, that of porter at the Ormskirk Workhouse. Poor Luke Hauler, w o now verges on his 60th year, has pro - had a hard battle in the world, and t ugs must have gone ill with him if his story is true that he went to school with the present Premier. We have no reason to doubt it, fur it was told to the guardians, who could easily have tested its truth. had they thought it necessary to do so. Luke Hamer was one of five candidates for the humble Office, and the guardians appointed him to it last week.—Live'ipool Mercury. A FAIILY PUZZLE.—Apropos of the re- port that a father and his son=who were referred to as "MM. X. pe>:e et fils," are about to marry two sisters, the French pa- pers suggest the following complications as possible tb arise from these double espous- als :-To begin with M. X. the son,will be the tbrother-in-law of bis father, and his wife will become the sister-in-law of her own sister. If M. X. senior has a son, and M. X. junior a daughter, and they shoall mar- ry, the daughter of X. junior will become the sister-in-law of her father ; and the, son of X. senior will be the son-in-law of his brother and of his sister-in-law. If there should be a child of this second marriage, it will have two grandfathers, MM. X. senior and junior, whence it follows that X. senior will become the brother of his own son.' More than that—if a boy, he will be the brother of his own mother, since he and his mother are alike grandchildren of X. senior; and .as a mother's brother is 'an uncle,. he will be in the anainalous position of being his own uncle. The Memphis Avalanche tells the follow- ing story :—" A little negro boot -black en- tered the storehouse of one of our Front st. merchants, and politely invited the sales- man to have a " shine for five cents." The clerk . sought to excuse himself from the proffered invitation by saying that he would black the urchin's boot's for five cents. The negro eyed him for a second, and with the utmost nonchalence placed his muddy hoof upon a box, and told the clerk to 'take a chair and he would pay him five cents.' The clerk determined to keep his word, and proceeded to pick u p the darkey's brush and blacking, but was immediately stopped by the youngster, who cried : 'Look ya here; you got to get your own brush and blacking for dis job.' Amid the laughter of a crowd, the plucky clerk at once produced brush and blacking, and in a few minutes the negro's boot's became acquainted with a scientific polish. When the:deed was done the little nig' produced a five cent piece and depart- ed whistl' g the once popular air, ° John Brown's body lies mouldering in the grave.' Too WELL BORN FOR A TRADE.—Many young men have fathers that are rich, and the consequence is, that these young men have no ambition, and no particular pros- pect in life. They scorn a trade 1 They are too well born for a trade ! A man that is too -well born for atrade is very well born for a gallows ! If your boy is fitted to `work in metals, let him work in metals. If he is fitted to work in the soil, let him work in the soil. If he is fitted to do a higher order of work, let him do that ;. not, however, be- cause it is more honorable, for anything is honorable in this world—and in this coun- try—that you serve honorably. RTh'G GOOB New Suits, New Dress Goods, Boots &Shoes. ALSO A NICE STOCK OF - • i GROCERIES, AT J. Bonilzron & Son's. Seaforth, April, 14, 1870. 52-tf- HURRAH FOR SPRING ! . AND HURRAH FOR DENT HO has made provision for all your wants. He is now receiving a spring stock of STAPLE & FANCY RDY COODS That baffles description, together with a thorough stock of MIIJLINRPY_ And the best of Fresh Groceries ! In fact, everything that you can need or desire. Dont neglect to call at GEORGE DENT'S. Third door north of Scott Robertson's Grocery. Seaforth, Jan. 21st. 1870. 111-tf. NOTICE. BATHS ! BATHS ! • MR. PILLMAN, HAS pleasure in announcing to the gentlemen of Seaforth and vicinity, that the BATHS - formerly kept by Mr. Lubelski are now ready for use, and he hopes that by keeping every thing clean and comfortable to receive a liberal share of public patronage. TAILORING MR. PILLMAN, WOULD also beg to state that he:is carrying on the TAILORING BUSINESS, In all its branches, in the shop formerly occupied as a Barber Shop, and from his long experience in this business, feels confident in saying that parties favouring him with their orders, will have there garments made in a manner which will be second to the work of no other establish- ment in Ssaforth. A TRIAL IS RESPECTFULLY SOLICITED. Seaforth, April14, 1870. 123-tf. Agents ! Read This ! E will pay agents a salary of $30 per week and expenses, or allowa large commission, to sell our new wonderful. inventions. Address, M. WAGNER & Co., Marshall, Mich.' NOTICE. d' T H N;REBY recommend Mr. William Lowrie as a fit and proper person for conveyancer— and 1 resign my commis sion for taking affidavits. CYRUS CARROLL. I HAVE resumed the practice of SURVEYING, and from this day shall promptly attend to all business in that line ; more especially the run- ning of Meridian and Transit Lines. CYRUS CARROLL. Pro. Land -Surveyor. Howick, April 1st, 1870. SIGN OF THE 00 Co M 0 ")100-iaVd co tit tit P : 0" 5 „ „p.. m (ii, : :1 r = " , rt., u, pig. p - - p : 0111 (// X .in Comiemith. e# l co 0 M C O' Mc • Rt) :t. O :iii P O c rn° (t c� cl ▪ u2 72 gO Pi: (ID 'mg 4 p., P- gm. O- •tt P X G !4IV ot vN IP V el: MOJS J.IMpJflfl SEAFORTH FURNITURE WAREROOIVIS it M. ROBERTSON Importer and manufacturor of all kinds of HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE Such as SOFAS, LOUNGES, CENTRE TABLES, MATTRASSES, DINING BREAKFAST TABLES, BUREAUS, CHAIRS, and BEDSTEADS, In- Great Varity. • Mr. R. has great con1dence fn offering .his goods to the public, as they are made of Good Seasoned. Lumber. and by First -Class Work- men. COFFINS MADE TO ORDER. On the Shortest Notice. WOOD TURNING Done with Neatness and Despatch- Warerooms : TWO DOORS SOUTH SHARP'S HOTEL, Main Street. Seaforth, Jany 21st, 1870. 57-tf. MORDEN'S PATENT PEA HARVESTER, VILL raise the peas from the ground no mat - ter how they may be laying. Theprice of the`Pea Harvester is $26. It can be attached to any machine. In ordering, state the name of your machine, the distance the teeth are apart, and length of cutting bar, and you can have one to suit. 124-4ins. GEO. BUNCE, Brumfield P. 0. - Agent for Huron. LUMBER! •tilli1BER! ILHE undersigned have on'hand at their Mills,' half a mile North from the Village of Ain ld ville, 500,000 feet of Good DRY PINE LUMBER, of the following different kinds; viz s —inch, inch and a half, and two inch, clear. A large lot, (over 100,000,) inch and a quarter, and. inch and a half flooring, both dressed and -under- dressed ; half inch siding, common boards and plank, 12, 14 and 16 feet long. Board and strip LATH, all of which will be sold at reduced prices. They have lately added a •first, -class planning machine, to their other machinery, and intend keeping to lumber of all kinds constantly an hd. The public may rely upon being able toprocure any of .the above. articles of Lumber at their Mills, so long as it is here adve-tised. Parties sending lumber to the mill can have it dressed on the shortest notice and lowest possible terms. M. & T. SMITH. Ainleyviile, Feb. 11, 1870. 11.4-tf ONTARI HOUSE! EPWARD CASH, GENERAL COUNTRY MERCHANT, AND D I A TER IN ALL KINDS OF Farm and Dairy Produce, GROCERIES -AND-- DRY GOODS! OF THE BEST CLASS, ALWAYS ON HAND, AND AS CHEAP AS ANY IN SEAFORTE3_ SEAFORTH, March 31, 1870. 53— THE CANTON T. T. T. T. T. T. WAREHOUSE IN THE NEW POST OFFICE BLOCK,.. IS THE PLACE FOR . CHOICETEAS. The fact that the subscriber makes this article a speciality, -Should lead all intending purchasers who like the best market affords, to, at least try his stock. - The Finest Liquors ! .And a select stock of Staple and Fancy Groceries, always on. hand. JAMES C. LAIDLAW. Seaforth, Jany. 21st, 1870. 99-tf. LUMSDEN Has just received. a Fresh Stock of PURE DRUGS AND CHEMICALS, Toilet and Fancy Soaps, Combs, Hair, Tooth. and Nail Brushes, French, English, and American. PERFTJMERY. GENUINE DYESTUFFS. Guaranteed to be of the best quality: Horse and Cattle Medicines Condition Powder. Physicians perscriptions carefully and accur- ately' R LUMSDEN, TO MERCHANTS, TRADERS, The subscriber has just received a large assort- ment of DAY BOOKS, LEDGERS, JOURNALS, • Blank Books, Bill Books, Counting -House Diaries, Pocket Diaries for 18,7O. Bibles, Prayer Books, Psalm Books—and large assortment ofmiscellaneous books in splend- did gilt bindings, suitable for .Christmas and. New Year's Gifts. Sabbath School Books ! ! Reward Tickets, &c. Plain and Fancy Note Paper and Envelopes, Pens, Ink, Pencils, School Books, etc. Musical . Irl vrum e .ts Accordeons, ConcertinasViolins, Violin Strings. Rosin, Bridges, Esc, Briar;' and Mereschaunm Pipes, and Fancy Goods of all kinds. A large assortment of , TOYS For Girls and Boys, A LUMSDEN'S corner Drug and BookStare Seafortli, Jan'.v 21st, 1870. 53•t£ i