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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1870-03-18, Page 1:arch 111 1870. trii SALE MIN TU E 1 arch 15th, rwil1!bt kUCTION le a large quantity of Lir FURNITURE, tom, TABLES, BEAD/ITEM, QASH. J. P. BRINE, Auctioneer. 116-4ins, ' e The National Pills, areenewthscovery in medicine. They are composed of LS, purely vegetable extract prepared by anewiyelisceve etecl process, %la Li -as. are sugar coated. They are the great - blood arid stop:teat purifier. They- act Se OD the liver with , magical effect, are mild, searching, yet , a. thorough purgative, & have no equal as- a first class family pill. See eirculara with each box .IfeS and E. HICKSON & (icine dealers generally. BENTLY ‘Sz; CO., .stirietors„ Brougham, Out. ) HOUSE. WINTER Selling at greatly Priees!! A,NNEL, LS and HOODS, variety, 7roceries, !rockeryEMV..A.RD "CASH. 1870. 53-tf. YORTH: QM ILL OtR, AND ACTOR Yt leave to- tender their sin - i numerous cestomers and ehe very liberal". patronage icing business, le Seaforth. a very large stock of Dry and having lately enlarged -6c1 New Machinery (there, lities for doieg work with ifident of giving every sa- es rn y fasemr them with se but first-class workineze 'paid to custom planing. ROADFOOT & GRAY. 1870. ACT OF 1869. e In the County .Court of the - County of Huron. :.(fIr KING. An Insolvent . th day of March next, at sks in the forenoon, the to. the Judge of the said ider the said Act. us 26th day of January, rCY KING, 1-1N BELL GORDON, his Attorney ad 1iteru- t8.70. 112-7ins, ITN SHOP., WATSON. lie nerallv that he still Atte =tithing at his Stand, rtRtitSTRONCLS HOTEL YVILLE. aid to Horse-Shocing. Lat„ ma. 62-1y. 4%, SON, ITULLETT. Kecuto binding in every :siding at a distance by the Signal Book Store, crosrro,u office, Seaforth. upen them being weli WEST PRI CES. witho4 daisy. /am 80-tf. ; I 11 it4 c, • _ • 49 WM. F. LUXTON, VOL 3 NO 15 ) , . " Freedom in Trade—Liberty in Religion—Equality in Civil Right8". EDITOR & PUBLISHER SEA:FORTH, FRIDAY, MARCH 18, 1870. BUSINE-1SS CARDS MEDICAL. 1\ RTRACY, M. D., CoX•oner for the County of e Huron. Office and Residence-2-Ohe door. East of the Methodist Episcopal Cherch. Seaforth; Dec. 14th, 1868, 53-ly L. VERCOE, M. D. C. M., 'PhYsicia Sur-. geon, etc.. Office and Residence, corner of Market and High Street, immediately- n rear of Kidd & McMulkin's Store. - = Seaforth, ,;Feb. 4th. 1870. TAR. W. R. SMITH, Physician, Surge OfRce,:-Opposite Veal's Grocery. dence-Main-street, North. f Seaforth, Dec. 14, 1863. 53-1y. n, etc Resi •53-I) • CAMPBELL, M, D. C. M:, (Graduate cif Mc- . Gill University,. Montreal) PhySieian Sur, goon, etc., Seaforth. Office and Residenc ---01c1 Post Office Building, up stairs, where he be found by night or day when at home. Seaforth, July 15th., 1869. LEGAL , 4 84-ly ' JAS. t. cy-al 53-tf. 1 - 1. I 1 • T C. CAMERON, barrister and Atto 1 ..JeL„ Law, GoderiCh. Ont. December 14th, 1869. J'AYS & ELWOOD, Barristers and! Att I at Law, Solicitors in Chancery, Ni Public Conveyancers, etc. Office. -Ove Archibald's Store, °rabbis Block, Goderich Money to Lend. W. TORRANCE HAYS, J. Y. ELWOOD. Seaforth, Dec, ' 14th, 1868 53 rneys terms Mr. -Ont. ly. BENSON & MEYER, Barristers and At • at Law, Solicitors in Chancery and I ency, Conveyancers, Notaries Public, etc. fiees,-Seaforth and Wroxeter Agents fo Trust and Loan Co. of Upper Canada, an1 Colonial Securities Co. of London, En Money at 8 per cent, no Commlesion, charg 11. BENSON, H. W. C. MY Seaforth, Dec. 14th 1868. • 5 rney solv- Of- the the land, d. R. -lyf , 1tIF9CAUGHEIC & HOLMSTEAD, Bsurilters, LYI Attorneys at Law, Solicitors in Chancery and Insolvency, Notaries Public and Conve era. Solicitors kr the -R. C. Bank, Seaf Agentsfor the Canada Life ASsurance N. R-430,000 to lend at 8 per cent. F Houses and Lots for sale. Seaforth11 1, Dec. 14th 1868. _. 53-pf. ' anc- rth, Co. inis, -Et .F. WALKER. Attorney -at -Law and ' s licitor-in-Chancery, Conveyancer, Notary • Public, &c Office of the Clerk of the Peace, Court House, Goderieh Ont. • • N.B.-Money to lend at 8 per cent on Farm Lands. Goderich, Jan'y. 28. 1870. 112-1y. I ' So- = , 1 ' t . DENTAL. I: care tender Rooms - G W. HARRIS, L. D. ,S, Arti- 11 ficial Dentures inserted -with all latest improvements.. The greatest taken for the preservation of decayed teeth. Teeth extfacted. Awithout pin over Collier's Store. Seaforth. Dec.' 14, 1898. . - _ , the nd ly. HOTELS. ,.. SHARP'S HOTEL, Livery Stable, and Gen Stage Office, Main street R .L Sneer, P Seaforth, Jan. 8th, 1869. . 53 e ra op. . ni- er he - , , 1 . 1 i I i x x c 1 3 a s r e E .1, 5, h t a a fs le g p, -re as t14 '''. g( w CC m ra ef ta te_ (lc til sk th ch mi to es (1OMMERC1AL HOTEL, Ainleyville, JaLes les Laird, proprietor, affords first-class acc xnedation for the travelling public. The lar and bar are always supplied with the best' markets afford. Excellent Stabling in conneeton A inleyville, April 23, 1869. 70-tf 1-- it.,11.0SS, Proprietor New Dominion Hotel, e) „ begs to inform the people of Seaforth ' and the travtlling community generally, that he keeps Arst-thss accoinmodation in every thing requ- by travellers. A good stable and willing hostler always on hand, Regular Boarders will rece every necessary attention. Seaforth, Feb. 8th, 1869. _ 63- _ ed ve y. ARCHITECTS. ' -1.4AILL & CROOKE,. Architects, et. Pl• Sand Speeifications dra-wn correctly. Carp .n- ter's, Plasterer's. and Mason's Work, measu and valued. '' Office -Over J. a Det-lor & C I store, Court -House Square, Goderich.' Goderieh, April 23, 1869. 79,1ke es d 2 JA sorreetly. measured aared. ion's Seaforth, "ENRY WATKINSON, Arehitect and Bif er. Plans, Specificationsani Details dra4n Every deseription of Building Wor and valued. Bills of quantities p OFFICE. -.Next door North of Mr. Hick- old store, Seaforth. _ June 9th, 186°. s9-tf 1- f e- - r . _ d Conveyancing k. "McPhillips, iext Seaforth, - SURVEYORS. & W. MePHILLIPS, Provincial Land Su . veyors, Civil Eneineers, etc. All mann done -with neatness and dispatch. Commissioner in B. R. Office- door south of Sharp's Hotel, Seeforth. Dee. 14, 1868. 53 -1 AUCTIONEER B I_J,," , HAZLEHURST, Licensed Auctioneer the County of Huron. Goderich, 0 s attention paid to the sale of Bankru s Farm Stoak Sales attended on Liber Goods Appraised, Mortgages Foreclose4, Vv aerants Executed. Also, °Baili Division Court for Huron. o t t 1 . 'articular tock. l'erms. andlord's t` mat oderieh, June 9th, 1869. - . 76. tf, MY FOREST LAND. BY DA.vTD 0" tell me not of sunny la,nde, Where snow is never seen s Of spicy gales and fragrant trees, • With branches evergreen. Siieh scenes may please the languishing, * But bold hearts spurn their spells, - 'Give me the land where winter reigns In snow -roads and sleigh bells-. Some sing of lands where purling brooks Are all the streams they boast; • Where craggy mountains clothed in mist • Protect their sterile coast'. _ Give me the land where inland seas And giant rivers sweep, And where froniNiagara's Falls A. deluge meets the deep. • Give me the land where forests rise With towering heads and high; Where leaves in Autumn's, mellow seen, Reflect the tinted sky. - Our own dear land, our Canada, A land of freedom strong e Conse join with me this song toraise, And sound it loud and long. - THE MID• NICHT-SEARCH. I was sent to Beejapore in the Christmas time eof 18---, on a special duty concerning -well, no 'matter what, for its details would have no inter- est for those who may read what I am going to write, and need not be mentioned. My mission kept me there nearly a month ; and as • what -I had to do did not absorb the whole of my time, I hid the morning and evening of every day at my disposal, which I employed in sketching the noble palaces, mosques, mausoleum, and fortifi- cations which exist there in every possible com- bination of architectural beauty and magnifi- y- g or n. at std st s, d- cence. • Though picturesque materials abounded ever where, and choice of subjects was difficult, owin to their great number, the interior of the Ark, citadel, contained perhaps, the greatest profusio With its noble fortifications, and wide, deep mo part of Which is filled with water, and overshad- owed by graceful trees, what combinations. exi of foliage and buildings, ruined and entire; an what gorgeous color over all! What massive palaces, roofless, it is true, but displaying va audience -halls, once filled with trains of courtier in splendid attire, standing in ranks, in atten a.nce upon their sovereign, while their caparison- ed elephants and horses, with...their armed retinties, waited in the open apace without! What rangee of private apartments, harems once so jealously d d and closely guarded, now open to the sun an wind, with wild creepers and grasses waving from their walls! What romantic fountains and gardens, now overgrown by underwood, and the abode of hyenas and panthers! Here portfolios might be • • • •• filled with drawings, and yet the ma- terials remain unexhausted for days and days. In My wanderings from place to place, at ol min, one of the sweepers of the great mosque by r d profession, attached himself to me as guide. If we had to go any distance -that is to 1['orwa, d any of the old ruined suburbs -my guide, Shekh Kulleem Oolla, -followed me, mounted on an Syl grey pony, as lean and rugged as himself. But in the Ark, or citadel, he needed no assistance, and with his long staff would stride along before me as fast as my horse could old -figure, walk. A grand o • figure, too, six. feet high 4 least, with a spare, wiry frame, a noble head, and a long white beard descending on his breast. He said he was seventy-three years old, and he even looked more, and yet was as upright and active as a youth ; and with what a treasury of stories and legends at his disposal! When he found me inclined to listen, how fast they poured forth !-anecdotes of kings and nobles, of queens and royal mistresses, of saints and their miracles, and devotees; and I often now regret that I did not take notes of many of them, which, in twenty- years, have passed out of my memory. It was the afternoon Of Christmas Day, and my guide was at my tent as usual. I, had begun .in he inorninga pencil aketch of the 'Place of the Seven Storeys,. th the eitadel, certainly the most picturesque rum in Beejapore, and waited for an -yelling effect to color it. My guide had been ab- ent in the morning as it was his turn to sweep he mosque, and rhad selected a- point of view hich appeared to me the best for my purpose. sI Mounted my horse, I told hirn I should be he guide this time; and, laughing and girding p his waist with his scarf, he strode ion before e as usual. We passed through the royal deer - ark, by the tonibs of the queens anti viziens, cross the esplenade of the -citadel andthemoat, nd through the fortifications till we reached the pen space beyond the enclosure of the royal' itclren and magazine. Here, to the right hand, as another block of buildings,. partly fallen in, ncl choked up with rubbish and bushes, which as called the Treasury; and on a part of these ins had seated myself in the morning when I Lad Made my eketch. Then the sun was full in y face; but I knew that in the evening my seat mild be in shadow, while the full blaze of the tting sun Would fall upon the palace, and en- ance the beauty of its coloring. As I reached e spot, I stopped my horse and dismounted, d, scrambling up the ruin, seated myself on my osen spot. How glorious it was! In front of inc was a reground of broken walls and arches, relieved bushes and tawny grass; then an open level, assy space, out of 'which rose the nolile old lace, towering tfi a dizzy height -in its fifth orey---with the broken walls and oriels of the • st above, and the Wild creepers waving over all, d hanging down the stairs. Below, from storey storey, the gromed arches were open, showing e sky through them ; and the King's chamber audience, rich in fretted. work and delicate thic tracery, gave an exquisite linish to the hole. The two lower ' storeys open into the urtyard, and outside they forma huge base- ent, upon which the tall body of the palace was hied, producing is, wonderfully picturesque ect. Beyond the palace were the noble arind-tree of the moat, and the distance, ex - riding for many miles in waving, undulating wns, was covered with the ruins of -the old city, 1 they were lost in a blue haze -melting into the y. out of the holes in the palace walls, and e ruined rooms aleove, flocks of blue pigeons cled in the air, while the green paroquets, al- t as numerous, and screaming shrilly, seemed be disputing the dominion of thse ohl ruin with "Not here, my lOrd, not her .; iny lord 'should WHOLE NO. 119. not sit here !" cried my guide 1 earnestly, as he followed me up to ray seat. "It is an accursed spot. • Ah, not here !" and he clasped his hands. together in supplication. "Come away ! come away !" "And why not here ?" I said. "1 have begun my picture, and muat finish it; and you know we English have few.fears ofghosts and grim legend's.. What is the matter with the place, my friend? lnshallah ! it will do, very w , ell. ' "Yes-Inshallah !"' he muttered, and again away43,t ,ut : "No, noi, sahib ; come away, come ay1 I believe that my attendant's were frightened, and oneof them began to put back into the case the pencils and brushee he had charge of. "Nonsense !" I exclaimed. "Are you foolish to day, Kulleem Oolla, or have you a story you are frightened to tell ?" Frightened to tell !" he echoed, and I thought shuddered. "Pardon me; my lord • I am old, and foolish sometimes, and the place f 411 of memories. See, yonder is the balcony where his wife put the body of Kumal Khan, the false vizier, after - Ise had been slain by Yoosuf the Turk ; dressed it out in rich clothes" and jewels as if it were alive, and set her slaves to wave fans behind it while she, ordered her son and the. troops, in hie father's } name, to go and attack the young Kingthat was King Ismail, a boy of nine years old, you know -who, with his mother, lived in the great palace yonder. Ah, yes, they went; and the Queen and the bravenurse, Dilshad Agha, Put on armour and came out on the terrace at the head of their few guards, and fought with bows and arrows, though they were only helpless women after all; and they fought till sense true men got over the fort wall, and came and succour- ed them. Yes, Alla was with them, and would not see murder and treachery done. And then the royal lad saw Mullet Khan's 80111 standing under the wall to shelter himself from the arrows, and showed him to an archer, who wounded him in the eye • and then, as he was trying to draw out the barb, the boy pushed over a !great stone and it fell on his head and killed him. I will show- my lord the stone. • Come, come; it will be dark boon ; it is not far." I looked up into the old man's face, smiling. "No," I said, "friend, that is not the story. -- The tale of the old revolution would not make you tremble." "I tremble ! I am not afraid," he said, looking around him with a wistful kind of glance. It is not night, that I should fear -and you with me." "Day -or night, you are afraid of the place," I said: "Is it haunted, or has murder been done here?" - "0, if I could tell you !" he exclaimed ; and you might know of some medicine that would help him when he is wild --mad." "Mad -who ?" I asked. "My brother," he replied, "my elder brother. But you have not seen -him. If he were to see you here, he -he would kill you. There was a poor 'shepherd boy once, sitting where you are now, piping to his rats, and he came and fell on him, and only that some heard his 'screams he would have Strangled the lad with his hands." "But I anr not a poor shepherd boy, and have some armed chuprasseee with me. 0, old man. are you foolish ?" I said, laughing. "I am not foolish, my lord; it was a ffrievious thing that happened here, and, as I said, the place is accursed. Come away !" he cried with vehemence; "come away, 'elie they will be upon 1I8 1,, "Who ?" I asked. "Of whom are you afraid? "Of the evil spirits," lie replied, in a low husky voice. "I dare not stay -come !" My interest was aroused by the old ma a manner. What could have happened here? crowd of thoughts of some evil deed that mig t have been done in so lonely a place rushed in 4iy mind. "Tell me," I said, "the servants are j4ut of hearing -tell me what happened." Stt he hesitated, and I pressed him the more urg ntly-. At last he yielded, and sat down near me. The tears were falling fast from his dim eyes. I (lid not speak to him, and after a little time he wiped his face, and looked up sadly. "Well, Shekjee ?" I said. ."My lord, the tale I will tell you concerns us only -myself and my poor., brother, and he is mad ; but it will grieve you, and you have a gentle nature. I had better be silent." "No," I replied; speak, and I will listen." • CONCLUDED NEXT WEEK. - Largest Cattle in the World The curiosity of the city has been greatiy ex- cited to -day upon "bovine" matters. Mr. George` Ayrault is a well-to-do Dutch country fanner, a man who takes great pride in raising .sleek, fat cattle. In this branch of a farmer's business he met with great success, so great, in fact, as to be able to day to state that he has raised the four fattest steers in the world. The lightest of them • weighs, 3,300 pounds, and the heaviest over 4,- 000 pounds. The latter is named "George Pea- body. Recently Mr. A.yrault sold these cattle to Mr. Lalor, Fulton „Market, New York, for $800 each, or $3.200 for all. . They are purely Anierican, having been calved on Mr. Ayrault's farm, and they are indeed wonderful to look upon. They were brought here from Mr. Ayrault's on bilge barn -like sleds, being drawn into town one by; one the first two by six horses, and the last two b'er twelve oxen: • As they passed through the city to the stables of the Northern Hotel vast crowds followed them, and the windows in the street through which they moved were filled with men and women peering down upon the monstrous masses of flesh. They are to remain here on exhibition till Friday, - when they will be shipped to New York, and there butchered; after which their hides are to stuffed and placed in Central Park. - During the past year these animals have gain- ed 1,400 pounds, or 350 pounds each. Their feed has been mostly .meal and beets. A beautiful chromo-lithograph of them has already been issued, and it is soon to be followed by a chart from Mr. Ayrault, giving particulars relative to their "bringing up." The heaviest pair weighs 300 pounds heavier than ilny on recerd. in this country or Europe. The English Steer noticed in the Rural New Yorker as being a prize Christ- mas steer, weighing 2,180 pounds, falls short 1,200 when compared with Mr. Ayrault's light- est steer, a fact which may nerve our English brethren to more vigorous efforts in the future. - The "bulls and bears" of Wall street should look at them when they arrive in your city, and note what they may yet come to. -E. Y. Cor. Tribune. "Dead ! is it possible f Was she resi e 1 9" 'Resigned? re.signedr Mein Gott ! ske Itaxl to be p, • blechilnistal - of Thought Our brains are seventy year clocks.. The _Angel of Life winds them up once for all, then closes the case, and gives the key into the hand of the Angel of the Resurrection. Tic -tic .t tic - tic! go the wheels of thought; our will can not stop them ; they cannot stop theinselves ; sleep can not .still them; madness only makes them go faster; death alone can break into the case, and sea' g the ever swmging pendulum, which w have carried 'JO long beneath our wrinkled fore heads. If we eould only get at them as we lie on our pillows and count the dead. beats of thought after thought, and image after image jarring through the overtired organ! ;Will nobody block those wheels, uncouple that pinion, cut- the string that holds those weights, blow up the in- fernal machine with gunpowder? What apassion comes over us sometimes for silence5 and rest that this dreadful mechanism, unwinding the endless tapestry of tune, embroidered with spectral figures, of life and death, could have but one brief holiday' Who can wonder that men swing them- selves off from beams to hempen lassos? That they -jump off from parapets into the swift and gurgling waters beneath? That they take counsel of the grim fiend who has but to utter his one peremptory monosyllable, and the restless ma- chine is shrivelled as a case that is dashed upon a marble floor? Under that building which we pass every day there are strong dungeons where neither hood nor bar, nor bedcord, nor drinking vessel from which a sharp fragment may be shat- tered, shall by any chance be seen. • There is no- thing for it, when the brain is on fire with the whirling of its wheels, but to spring against the, stone wall and silence them with a crash. Ah, they remembered that -the kind city fathers - and the walls are nicely. padded, 80 that one can take such exercise as he likes without damagileg himself. If anybody would really contrive some kind of a lever that one could thrust in among the Works of this horrible automaton and check them or alter their rate of going, what wou/d the world give for the discovery ? Men are eery apt to try to get at the machine by some 'indirect system or °other. The clap on the breaksby means of opium, they change the maddening tnonotony of the rhythm by means of fermented liquors. It is because the brain is loc its movements -directly, that we thrust these coarse tools in through any crevice by which they a may reach the interior, alter its rate of going for a while, and at last spoil the xna,chine. .ledup and we can touch 4w The Importance of Accent. . Some years ago, when the opera of 'Fru Diavole was first performed in England, the overture at once became so popular as a piano piece, and had such an immense sale'that more than one publish- eres.each being eager for his share of the profits - undertook to issue his ov..n. arrangement of it, when, to their dismay, one stepped in with a law- suit against another, basing his elainnton the fact of his having purchased the copyright abroad, .and hence his sole right to publish. _Among the witnesses for the plaintiff was John Blewitt, the celebrated organist, composer and wit. On being esked to look over the spurious copy and see if it was the same as the genuine, he replied in the affirmative, remarking, at the same time, that there was some trifling difference in a few paste ages, chiefly in their accentuation, but that the spirit and intention was the 'same.' 'Wtat "said the lawyer, is there accent infnuisic ?' 'Certain- ly, sir; as much as there is in; language.' 'Please explain,: replied the limb of the law. 'It will be almost impoasible, sir, as you eeera to be unac- quainted with anything connected with music, which itself is the language of sound. Were you a musician, you would instantly comprehend me ; but -as you are not, I despair of making myself in- telligible to you.' 'Well sir, give me as you best can some familiar examples of accent' Our hero at once explained himself thusly : 'Suppose I were to say, you as, that would fbe one kind of accent, you ass -that would be another kind - oh! -you ass would be another kind --and, you're ajackass would be another. 'Enough, enough, sir.' Evidently the 'limb' knew notkints of danc- ing as well as of music, or he might have had some idea of Recent. VARIETIES. ••, What is the greatest want of the age ?-Want off undas General Court -,Waiting on three or four girls at the same time. • W hen a woman wishes to be very affection- -ate to her lover, she calls him a "naughty man." Pride is a vie, which pride itself inclines every man, to find in others, and to Overlook in himself. Customs in the Hipialayas About Wangtu -a curious change in social customs occurs. Below' this point polygamy pre - Valls, every man buying his wiyes from their parents, for a given nuxnber of rupees. When he tires of one of these, hei sells her to his neighbor, for something under eopt price, and purchases a new inthnate for the Zenane, •Further up the valley, however, where the people are very poor, and the tiny ridges of cultiiation will not support largefamilies, polyandry is common -as among the Midas in the Neigherries. The elder brother chooses -the children are common property, and seem equally beloved by all the family, so, they, at least do not suffer by the arrangement. The sisters of the wife being considered detrimentals, are placed in Buddhist: convents, whence they come forth to work in the fields, or as coolies. -- Many men, also, find homes in these convents, though this seems rather a matter of social con- venience than of religious feeling.-Goocl Words. IT is certainly gratifying to ;know that in Illinois, the the Young men's Christian Association is doing a good work. One of its moetetactive • members is Mr.-- -- a young gentlema,n of position and means, who has done much in aiding the poor and unfortunate. At one time he be- came quite interested in a German family in in.- digent circumstancps. The wife was quite sick, and he visited her very often, doing all he eould to prepare her mind for the worst, if it should. come to that. He had not seen her for a few days when he met the husband, and the following con- wivefresa„ion took. place: "How do you do, Mr.—? How is your "Mein frau ?—inein frau is dead." WOUNDS made by the teeth often prove poison- ous. A man in Detroit struck another in the teeth on -Christmas day, cutting his own knuckles thereby. The hand swelled and became very much inflamed, and since then the flesh has de- cayed from the- wounded linger. The diseased bone has been scrape the physicians thiuk amputation.willbe necessary. d, but without effect,and Shocking -Will the venerable gentleman 111 Specs, who in mistake kissed Miss Angelina Spiff toe for his punt, kindly forward his name and address, so that the kiss may be returned to him ? Getting into debt, is like a mouse getting into a trape---very easy going in, but extremely dif- ficult gttting out. The worst form of indigestion is that -which - arises from having to eat one's words. This ;ee,s au4iesm. ore pain ,Vran inability to stomach other An old lady refused to let her niece dance with a young graduate, because she heard that he was a bachelor ef arts, whereby she understood him . to be an artful bachelor. If the principles of contentment are not within us, the height of station and worldly geandeur will as soon add a cubit to' a man's stature as to hia happiness. A small boy, in one of -the city Sabbath schools, upon being asked by his teacher -"What is the chief end of man ?" answered "the end , that his head is on." . • A toper's idea of temperance-" Temperance is. a great virtue, therefore be moderate in the lase use of ardent spirits. Six glasses•of sling before - breakfast are as good as a thousand." The three P's. --:-The press, the pulpit, the. petticoat -the three ruling powers of the day. The first spreads knowledge, the second spreads -morals, and the third spreads considerably. Parents are commonly more careful to bestow wit on their children than virtue, the art of speaking well, rather than doing well. But their morals ought to be their great concern. The Augusta (Maine) Journal relates that an advertisement of "a small sewing machine, for onedollar, was answered by a young man in the rarel districts, who received in return for his dol- lar a shoemaker's awl. ° A gentleman made a sad mistake the other day, in mentally deciding that a grass widow must • necossately be verdant He acted upon that basis, and found that the emerald hue was all oil.' his own side -of the house. • A Judge recently stated, in behalf of a female' witness whom a lawyer was cross questioning as. to her age that a woman had aright to be of any age she pleased, because, if she stated her real age nobody would believe her. , "Talking of law," says Pompey, "makes me. tink of what the mortal Cato, who lib more dan a donsand years ago, say. Him say, 'De law is. like a gioun glass window, dat give light .enough) to light us poor earin' mortals in the dark pas- sages of life ; but it would puzzle de dickens him- seltto see troo it." Never let Us wonder at "myelin we are born - to, for no man has reason to coni where via are all in the same .condition. 1 e that escapes might have suffered, and it is but .,equal to sub- mit to the laws of inortality. We must undergo the colds of winter, the heats of summer, the dis- tempers of the air, and the diseases of lite body. The Captain of one of our tea -ships had some rare China coffee -cups, and some having got hyp- hen which he was unable to get matched, be was induced, while on one - of his trips to China, to have them matched there. He gave the order, and was astonished to have handed to him a set of cups, fac-simile of the cup left, with &small chip broken off the rim of each, and colored as if they had been broken or chipped and used some time. Many a maiden leads her adorer further and further, weaving around him the soft net -work of her enchantment, until he dream.s of recipro- cated affection and wakes to find himself deserts ed for a new a4mirer. 'Something is gone from his life that, were he to , live a thousand years, will never come back to it. There are other "songs without words" besides those of Men- delssohu ; but the saddest of all the songs are those of the flirt who has nothing but the conse- quences of her flirtation to reflect upon. A very successful fleaXCe in Cincinnati the other night burst into tears when the medium described a very accurately tall, blue-eyed spirit standing beside hien, -with Egtt side whiskers and his hair parted in the middle. "Do you i know him ?" nquired &Mill at his side in a - gym - pathetic whisper. "Know him. ? I guess I do,, ' replied the unhappy MOM, wiping his eyes. "lie was engaged to my wife. If he hadn't a -died he would have been her husband instead of sne. "Oh, George, George," he muttered in a voice ocuhotk?e,d with emotion; "why, why. did you peg Solitude, though it may be as silent as light, is like light, the mightiest of agencies, for solitude is essential to man. All men come into the world alone, all leave it alone. King and priest', warrior and maiden, philosopher and child, all walk those mighty galleries alone. The solitude, therefore which in this world appals or fascinate* us is, but the echo of a- far, deeper solitude, which already we have passed, of another soli- tude, deeper still, through Which we have to pails -reflex of one solitude, prefigurative of another. When is a prison door like an escaped thief ? -When its bolted. What is the highest pitch of a voice ?-The place where the voice sticks. A hint ?-Dress plainly; the thinnest soap- "bubles wear the grandest colours. If twenty- four grains will make a penny -weight how many -will make a penny run' When does rain seem to be studious !-When its poring over a book- stall. .Why is a candle with a "long nose" like a contented man ?-because it wants nuffin. " didn't think you'd be BO hard with me," as the shark said, when he bit the anchor. When you. hear a man say : "Life is but a dream," tread on. hiscome and wake him up. Life is real. Artemus Ward. once lent some money_ Ile _ thus recounts the transaction ,:-"A gentlemanly friend of mine came to me one daywith tears in his eyes. I said 'Why those weeps r_ Ile said he had a mortgage on his farm, and wanted to bor- row £200. I lenthim the money, and he went away. Some time after he returned, withmore tears.fie said he must lea.ve me foreier. I ventured to remind him of the £200 he borrowed. He was much cut up. I thought 1 would not be, hard upon him -so told him that I would throte off £100. Ile brightened, shook my hand, and said, 'Old friend, I Won't allow yau to outdo me in liberality -P11 throw off the other hundred.' And thus he diseharged the debts" "P