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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1870-02-18, Page 24 2. ObJeeting to a Minister in Scotland: Victoria's Health, The Presbytery-, of Sterling met on Tues- day in the parish chm•ch of Alloa for the pueposetef examining Witnessee in connexion with the disputed se4tlernent of Mr. Gunn, Dollar, iu the parishof AllotIt May net be without interest, says. the Globe, to Southern parsons, who, on pre4en- , tation, outer -securely into possession of their snug benefices, Whear the ordeal to which their ..Northern feliow-v orkers are exposed ere they enter into enjoyenenr, of the loaves fishes presented them. Suppose a pat- ron of a benefice meth of the Tweed pre- sent a minister with such a benefice who. is • for any reasoil obnoxious to the congree gation, an investigation of _the reasons fur such unpopularity is commonly made before the Presbytery assembled ender the presi- dency of a moderatoi . if they rat4y the Ob. jections, the patron usually recitals hie pre- entatiOn. It is obvions that 'when it is - ,opell to any ot the congregation to iodge an objection again at a. prea eller,' it is woe to the preachee ifhe be not merely omniscient and ail -powerful in tile esitreasion of his omniscience, but also if he fail to convince his- congregation of these capacities. Ap- parently the fit•st leSsun taught us gty- Mr. • Gunu'a case is to alloid alt technicalitiegin your sermon, and to keep to theehey. The first objection made against the »teacher -by one witness was the following sentence -"Open any sint-le vein in your bodyand you will bleed- to death." - The surge n to the parish flock objected that this sentence which occurred in ar. Gunn'S tri: 1 sermon ' was incort•ect, that it might have een true, he cantlidly added. if assertad ot an artery. This was the only point, in the sernicn which the risine mau of stience'coold remember. The next' al; cotton. stated that • 1 diseonrste were .‘cold, Itarrep, and unattrac- tive:1_ He. ha 1 difficulty in "folloWing" the I ,minister ; added to which he thot ght thfit . • Mr. Guen was very dogmatie and sell -eon- 1 , ceited in his manner. The DE Xt Oojc tOI — the brewer- of the doek—deposed th at he fobjected to Mr. Gunn" s prommeiation, the like of which', he had only heard upon the ',Stage, and there only itt what be would call :the eentlemun" pare Th worthy brewer was -followed by a weaver, who ob- . jected that -Mr. Gemu's words were, in a manner, -‘thrown at lime" .and.!that . Would actually sooner walk the fielda than listen to Mr. Gunn. Perhaps tlul, funniest eatena of objections Stated Wtb1at of Me !Joh Tage, cern m iss ion it t crab could scarcely trust himself to Gunn in the face, because it (M face) a mar; fuse d to 11 m to und chancres. It WaS "contorted" an] he did; not like to look at it. Mr. Page was sorry to say that he did not get any 4fication from Mr. Gann'e trial diecourses. He even, thought that Mr.. Gunn ii ted an untezi.11:V1 14 art in weachin there;,tt all M • Baillie g • - boot and .shoe maker, objeeted. tlett Gunn, instead of "making a good tun ep the steps =of the pulpit, erept wo fold " almost, and there .was a leaitt natut•e aagaiest a minister's approaching a. pulpit in any way he likedeiteis diertult to know • tut, who ook Mr. Gtitin'a rgo such -ivh e t lter One's feelings el pity short most sincere for the congregatio doomed to "Sit under" such a rri' Mr. G-tinti, or far the minister•, the pastoral charge • over such crit , as these. The Force of Imaginati Id •be the n that is nister as Who has ical souls :Buckland the distinguished geologist, one. -day ga ve a dinner,- after dissecting a Atissis- Sippt alligator, havieg asked m iny of the Most distinguished of his classes: to dine with him. His belese and alEbis • establish- ; meat AVe=re in • good style and. taste. His guests congregated. The dinner ta )1e lootced splendidly with glass, china, and p!ate, and • the mefil commenced with splen , id 'soup: (glow do you like the soup?" aske( the doc- tor, after having finished his own plate, addressing a &mous gotu•mand of the day. "Very good indeed," answei•eil t le other; 4‘turt1e is it not I oniy„ ask beca Ise I do -- mot -find any green fat." The d de or shook lus head, "1 think it has_ somew tat of a; xruts-ky taste," says another ; "not -unpleas- ant, but peouliar ." "Alligator have," replied Backland ; 'fthe cayman peculiariy so. The fellow I dissected this morning-, and which_ you have just been eat ng There was a general route of gue :te, every one turned pale_ - Half a dozen started up -from the table; two or three ran ut of the room, and only those who had st ut stom- achs remained to the close of an excellent bntertaintnent. - "See what imagi ation is," said Bucicland. "If 1 had told th m it was a turtle, or a terrapin, or bird's. nest soup, 4a1t-water amphibla, or fresh, or t le gluten of a fish froin the maw 'of a sea -b rd, they would have proeounced it excel ent, and their digestion would have been ione t'be worse. Such is prejudice." "Bi t _was: it -really an alligator ? asked a lady.. "As geed' calfs head as ever "&ore a, coronet." an. sWered Bnekland. • HORSE FLESH FOR THE STOMAf41.—The French Society for the Proapoiation of Horse -Flesh as an Article of Food has • lust published the following no e :—The ekisuniption of this meat continue. through- out Europe. The quantity sold in Paris during the three months of 5 ptember, -October'and November,' .t869 wa4 226,000 pounds being the preduce of 562 horses; in rea.sed to 8, or an and 110 at in the so but owns by t of the the liarne peridd of 1869 it had in • 173,200, and 483 of these anima .a.ugrnentation of 47.200 pounds lorses. The development is as gr :provinces, and mould be still mor for the obstacles created in certain the administration, to the detrime .' public health and the -welfare of tl e needy •',classes against the sale of this alim nt." a'al.aa 154a. THE HURON EXPOSITOR. _ PROBARLE ABDICATION. OF THE QUEEN AND REOENCY OF THE PRIZIOE OF WALES. The London correepondent of the New York lierald predicts that the eomin,g session of Parliament, which opens early in February, will be a most eventful one, Apart from all measures of law -making, there is no doubt that the health of the Queen of Englandis such as to, render it very probable that a regent will be ap- pointed. Her M;tjesty's health has itevee been. fully restored since the death of her - husband, Prince Albert ; but latterly she has become less than over fit, for public busi- ness. The Prince of Wales, would, of -course, be named Prince Regent, a suitable _Allowance being given hull to support his position. That he will be populat there can be no doubt, as, indeed, he already is to geat degree, and his wife more so even than the Prince. The change will be very well received by the nation et large, for the absence of court pomp and eXpendittire for so many years has caused a terrible agitati- on in trade all over the kingdom. The Prince of Wales has a peat fund of common sense. - Hefully knows and accepts his position for the futere, and understands better than July of his femily have ever done how an English king Imust rule, and not govelm—how he must be, at .one and the same timethe most and the least in- fluential person in the whole kingdoin: His • mother Wiis 110 (101111i. very popular for many :ecers, lett the public .got into their heads an Idea that she interfered. or rather that Prince Albert thought she in State Affair's, .and then her ce:tsed in • a glen. measure. Prince died she has been the interfered, pope levity trice the reverse of popular. - At first When the widowhood be- gan, English teen and women sympathized -deeply with bet ; but her privkte sorrow has made- her forgot her publie-. duty and- heriorig continued seclusion frotu the world :which has now lasted more than seven years,. has, in point of fact., .removed from. the heart of England and greatly changed—not; fOt the bettereethe tone of English sOelets. Lienee it is tbet the appointment of a re- , gent wottld belpoputer, and; ...or many prin- ciple reasonsaPie 'Prince of Wales..would be moslpopular as regent. Ile has his faults --who has not 7—bat they Me fault's of the head, not of the.: heart; faelts of youth, whiclt;wilt die ova as he gets older. A BATIRDITI HS •e' OLD MASTERS.— CD the gallett- of the convent Of .1d -stilts at Lisbon • there is a picture representing Adam. in Paradise dressed in blue breeches with sil- ver buckles, and Eve with a stripped petti- eoat. In the distance appeais a procession • of CapauChin monks bearing the cross. In country church in :Holland, there is a painting -representing the sacrifice of Isaac. in which the painter has depicted Abraham with a blunderbus in his hand, ready to shoot -his son. A similar edifice in Spain has a picture of the same iucident, in which the patriarch is armed with a, pistol. At Windsor there is a painting by Antonio \Terri°, in which the artist has introduced portraits of himself. • Sir Godfrey Kneller, and Maythe serveyor of the works Of that period, ail in long periwigs, as. slut -eye -het of Christ teaching tt•e sick. A painter of Tol- edo, having :to present ,the three wise men or the East coming to worship on the nati- vity of -Christ, depicted three Arabian or Indiankings, two of them white and one black, and all of them in the posture .of • kneeling. The picttire of the legs of each figure not beirie very distinct, he inadvert- ly painted three black feet for the negt•o and three also between the two white. -01 10-410. • MINISTERIAL TOGGERIES.—It is said that at a recent Cabinet meeting a most import- . ant subject came up for discussion. Tt did not refer, however to the Red River troubles or to the banking policy, but to the custom GROCERIES w.hich .ought to be adopted by minis- ters at the state ball which they intend giving to Prince A rthur. John A. 1V2.1,S in favor of the old blue and silver toggery which members of •the Cabinet' wore when AND the Prince of Wales visited this country 1. 2 and in which they were mistaken for Offic- ers of navy ; but Cartier was opposed to that, and wantild the English court suit, which would remind him, the Hon. Baronet said, of those pleasant'days " Ven 1 vos at V.indSOT." Sir Francis objected on. the grounds of economy, to both propositions, and said that, for his part, he thought that the Governn-ient could not do better than. , avail themselves of the offer, Made by Sher- . 10 iff :Powell upon another occasion, to lend them the uniforms of the 43rd Battalion. Council broke up without, having come to any decision as to the dress question, --Ot- tawa Free.Press. Se:ANDAL.---Anqther clerical scandal— this time,in the a Church of 'United Bre- thern"—has come to us from beyond the border. A rev. pastor, not content with a wife and three children of hislown, runs off with a young cul, and for a long time con- tinues his duties in another pars of the country-, and even takes a leadership in a great religious revival. At last he _ sends his victim back to het parents in a coffin ! and gets lodging for himself in a jail at Count,erville on a charge of having poisoned her*; thus out-Cookening Cooke. If things go on thus in the States, the title of "rev- erned" will come to be valued at less than nothing, and men clothed in the. garb of religion will be very • wisely avoided. It wouldbe interesting to speculate on the causes -of this tendency in the American society, but perhaps the time ss hardly come. Dependence is the antogonist of truth. • • How He Became Deaf A Vermont landlord, famous for being deaf just when he wanted to, when rallied upon his infirmity one day, told his amused guests the following story : When a young Man he workPd On a farm for a stingy old farmer, in an adjoining town : On leaving him, a balance of two dollars was due George for wages. Having called repeatedly for \his money, the old man had some excuse for not paying. A sow of the old man's had a litter of pigs, consisting of four; one of them, which is generally the case, being a small mint, as they call them. \ George told the old man that he would take a pig for his money, the eld man said he might have the Small one; George jumped in the pen, and seized the largest pig. The old men shouted : "Take the email one !" "Let him squeal," said George ; "I can hold him." OM man excited: "Take the small one!" "I'll risk his biting," replied George. Old men, des1)era'3e-, and as loud as he could bellow: "Take the small one !" "Let him squeal ; I can hold him," an- swered George. "Take him along, you deaf cuss; 1 can't make yon hear anything.'! George carried oft his pig in triumph. WHAT It4 DEATH 7—A Lend 11 journal commenting on the Traupman lexecution, raises the query as to whether 'tlie severed head retains consciousness. and says :—The execution in -Paris has revived the old ques- tion as to whether death instantainously fol - ()WS upon the severance of the head 'from the body. In a letter to Gerdois, Dr Pi - nal asserts that decapitation does not im- mediately affect the brain. The blood which flows after decapitation comes from the neck, 'and there is hardly any call upon the circulation of the cranium. The brain re- mains intact, nourishing itself with the blood retained by the pressute of the • air. When the blood remaining iu the heacl at the moment of seperiation is exhausted there commences a state, not of death, but ()fin- . . feria, which lasts up to the moment when the oreran, DO longer feels, ceases to exist. _Dr. Pinel estimates' that the brain finds nourishment in the residuary blood for a- hout an hour aftler decapitation. The peried of interia would last for about two hours, and abeolute death 'would not ensue until after the space of three hours alto- gether. If, he addl, a bodiless head indi- cates by no movement the horror of its . • i • • • situation, t is because it is so tliysically impossible that if"- should -be so, all the • nerves which serve for the transmission of orders from the brain to the trunk being severed. But there rethain the nerves of hearing, of smell, and of sight. • "NEW YORK HOUSE." The Subscriber has. JUST OPENED! in the above House, A SELECT STOCK OF F.RESH LIQUORS! _ AND All of which he will sell at the LOWEST PAYINC PRICES! • The fact that the entire stock fis Fresh from the wholesale markets, should be sufficient argu- ment to induce patronage. FARM PRODUCE Taken in exchange for Goods at' Cash Prices. ftarKilloran and Ryan's Old Stand. PHILIP CLAPP. 108-tf. Seaforth, Jan'y. 21st, 1870. Feb. 18, 1870. • *- r 46564-4f., =, NEW FALL & WINTER GOODS. KIDD 84. 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The Insolvent has made an Assignment of his Estate to me, and the Creditors ale notified to meet at the store -where he carried on Business situate in Village of Seaforth, in the County of Huron on Saturday the -5th day of February, 1870, at the hour of Eleven o'clock in thefore- n oonfoareliceAiis-eigenteaet,ements of his affairs, and to appointA.D.,., ateid87a .Goderieh this 17-th day of January, i BENSON &; MEYER'S Solicitors for Seale:tie Seafortla, Jan'y, 28, 1970. 112-3ima JOHN HALDEN, intriern Assignee. Feb. theti Fr0111 ,stone, ti by JJm The M$: College j The Inence, airy of :Lol tle hi a ed with being 'vi tion, los trieve, iii1 *rely Sheridan ed him :a project ti as soon a represen4 nothing in his po nothing at their • This disa repaire all his lei hear him I arrial at Ruth)) pened ;army w found George I )..erth. er Lord ehiefs jf -thousand - tion poss /having e village, d Invernea very narr one hand against do W1.1 roe tains_ Lotd, guard th dispatche wince -6 collected Highlan an% break- ment to the clert ers, who were disp seeing th tabl:by army of t the ebseu few day, thousand, batte of of those a eountry posed the on the in, he could thousand' in his ar Prince -quiekly t The (la= without t All the ing joy before se impatien Prime. whom L anneu Part of t - should I himseilf little die brave me L() him. tween have giv the clan 500 brat- Highlan urn to I. rejoin tus- numloer ain corm have hr, d liable at :ind PrOti But, the able ill li prise an expediti attracte1 had nobe Sheridan together -min:try 11..3, and the.coutr 16111leel the fou breaking, produced scene. -they- too ing able, net end Iiighlan ,• ungs, gr tears at of the D; being r families niisery • . It is itosse down -and -viritl mous through not re 'death ,of