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.Lnporter andmanufacturer of all kinds of
HOUSEHOLD 'FURNIITtraw
such as +''c
SoEAs,
LOUNGES.
CENTRE TABLES,
I C RREekKF AST TABUS,
-BUREA US,.
O1L4ll , and.
.BEDS ,r'i.D.S,,
•Tri Great Variety,
i fel .as great confidence i t oNer n e .
goo& to the: p;: tic,.. as they are made of
(soot Seaaaclned Ltember, and by First -O
aat
Workmen.
COP rx WADEtatORDER
On the. Shortest Notice.
WOOD "TURNING
Done with Neatness and Desp;4.t she
areroor.as}
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W& waits , oU'rn SHARP'S ROM
:Main Street.
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GOOD NEWS
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Farmers and Others.
urzticrsign€.d laving newly fitkcti out.
tela mill in a fira;t class style, in which
he Ie iiow grinding for every .
Ff l'TE IN r ED -S -LEL
r
Or extol'€t i;;;i;Ig our for gaol wheat at 41
It>s to the -bushel.
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A.L-P.I4 li) DRE WEB,
Roxburgh Mils,.
eaiforth. June 4th, IS .
t.,S2.1 ATTER
CUA NG E OK :
And df ager in Pure
ri;!1i5 ,. G;' i : � 3 . ,..i
, .. Si' n. •i r -
The lr ? F T)epertenent is under the especial.
Care of an exile lti fits•, i ! h, til's�t
di. M. J. E.A.k4St-L .
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Jaalrnary ?Ist,i869.
L.L. has now o1:i ,..,tt tJhe.
i"ar ee t .tock. in S..€,:forth, of r ser > des.
ltrs ei•iption ,of Furniture, front the reeni1n)nt .St to
the [rut' and all at the lowest prices. (,rtxail-
itv fkf maLterraI employed, and workrna n itip,
g`uaaraznt€ ed.
INT"
In all its de-iat<,
rt'Inents, attended +o in a1 Basila
.factory manner. A Hearse for hire.
T. BELL'S
Pitt '''1.s
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,_� 1 ept constantly elm hand, and ftt4 el. to any
0 bet ktc ad. This article is the best and cheap,
est made,as attested to by all who 11 ti ve u3-
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E c it< K� az ranted to give: a<atiufaction.
` Rerneraber the p1 -tee,
`-'POSTT
51 Sal
IDD e, M' U. i `°fS..
Seaforth, A ttg. 5, 1869. . S 7 -tf
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t1 Get your Homemades:: Cut Out egi
With Economy & .Taste
SUTHERLAND Bno.ts
TAILOR,.
Goderiela,' Street.
0 C 7L T S
A.nd, Workmanship Guaranteed.
CHARGES MODERATE..
NEXT ` DOOR TO
L .sden s Drug Store.
Seaforth, Sept. 10th. c2 -tag
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A Female Athletes,
.Several ` weeks ago severil_ of the
young people who =reside in the neigh-
borhood ofSavin• Hili, -in Dorchester,
came together; and on thcsspar of the'
moment • itaapressed a jumping match
for small mill purse between Mike Flynn
and a young man• pawed Murphy. • In
this ,uiaitch . M urph v was badly worsted,
`whereupon 'his sister- ' ate a bright:,
ossaraag, and Serigbtly agit•i of about
'twenty sumrinex, beca'ame veryindig-
nant-and. gave: out to her compassions
tt itt`Ore could ; ut<jemp-Mike Flynn,'if
her brother could not, ''• . '
Katie lnec.art
. very earnest iu lwr assertions ; andto
satisfy : her a match was made for a
purse of p•r r and greatly : to the BUr-
prise of her friends when the `match
cause: o : she wan it, Tltisr atl
g y.
shained-11ike Flynn. the jun hist and
llrr`r fl`Le ds, so ' mss Kate was t hal t ig-
ed. to another contest for •W,20() a side
which came off' at Savin Ifa11 yesterday
afternoon, The affair attracted q t ,ire a
crowd to witness -the sport, not less than
400people .being present. Kate made
her appearance dressed in flowing red
fl n na . l'a wa rs, a la Bloomer, with
white merino shirt, and a pair of pret-
q gaiters tightly lased- to her. feet.
Mr, Fltrnn was dressed nearly in the
same manner The a rra..ngerlrents lie-
ins all completed the exercises tae}gain.
Flynn leading of , with a leal•p�of ten
feet and three iiiches. - Kate then took
/serf positio i, cheered on by hes friends,
and made the leap, clearing a distance
of teufeet four and a half inches, This
created great exdierirent in the crowd Cho
Baohelor8 afcl:Flirts.
BY JOSH` BILLINGS.
SJ AFOR'TH EXPOSITOR.
Some. .old,bachelors get .after a flirt,
and can't travel 'so fast as she doz, and
then concluds awl the female group are
hard to ketch; and good for nothing
when they are ketched,
aa flirt is a rough thing to overhaul
unless the right dog gets after her, and
then they are the easiest ov awl to
ketch, and make the very best ov wives.
When .a flirt reallyfalls in love ve she
is powerless as a mown daisy.
Tier impudence �nrpudence then changes into
modesty; her cunning into fiar,, her
spurs into a halter, hera.prunning into
a cradle, .
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- h e hest wayto -ketch a flirt is to
travel the other way .from which they
ue'going, or sit down on the ground
and whistle some livelyttre,'s. till the
flirts conies round. Old bachelors rnitke
the flirts, and then the flirts get more
than ever by making the old bachelors.
A matjorityofflirts get married aa�nnua.l-
ly, for they have a great quantity of the
most dainty tittata of woman's nature,,
and •atwvus hev shrudness to back, up
their sweetness.
Flirts don't deal in poetry and water
giewel, they hev got tew hay brains,
or else somebody y would trade them= out
oftheir
capital
at the first swap.
Disappointed lit r»uSt, of course be
all on one side, and this ain't any more
gxcu;;c=Jur being an old bachelor than
it is for a man to quit all kinds of mann-
!_d labor jist out ov spite. and J"ole a
and nerved Grp Kate for sornei.hino. still on
letter: `l`l e r=e fond lee I was called for
r
wheii Flynu came up to the- serat�-�lr
•and coaxed ten. fess ;seven incites. `211i t
was -a good jtip, p, teed the Flynn linty
felt gr ai atl�Y elrs�I
our•argRrl. But Katie
was again i.nti•odu e4 - her friei cis cheer-
ing, and fc:-:liug' oJififlent t:iat the she
• vault], butt. Carefully - she 1Jaa 'ed her
little .o
g.ixtir'u the line alnd
> , straining
every mosaics is her well _keit frame,
:hiatal, ,t11c, Itwaa,. e.e'lrlrJ„ -tell fent 1.4itxe
and .three y3%rt'tk' Lue'aA. Tit e wan`
too n u Is for her competitor, aud sand
the. pl. .0 dit:; of the whale cornismy k ,t.
tie retired wi, li her purse of s t;1?4).
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this of ,tic has s:1rest'd groat ex.t itE:ment
in the nat l>,irorlicaed its posssble ilr:dt
Katie . may it started ter another
match.
Peeper Collars.
The following are the processes
or -house bekase be kan't lift -a tun at
e pop..
An old bachelor will brag about his
free•lorn to you, hizrelieffrom anxiety,
a xrcltJ,
hiz independence. This is a denci. Leat
past resstirr ection, for -everybody knows
there ain't a more auxiouls dupe than
b iz. A l his dreams are delimit)
Nket :lyes of bo ualing-sc°hooll misses; be
dresses, greases his liaair, pai its his
grizzly inut';urchc, cultivates bunyou�s
an rorr-is Lew please the wimrrJeta arid
only grits laughed a at' for bite -pains.. I
trite nein; au old bachelor till 1 was
about -moray years old, and came vary
near dieing :;L dozen times. I had more
sharp pains in one year than I have
had since, put it all in a heap.. I.. was
in a lively"fever all the tirne. -
\,TEAT ED; rc' s HAVE TO DO.—Tf WO
reflect upon the ca iiety.of-matter in a
newspaper, tla;tt the work has t,, l,e
d Jne rapidly and cannot in many par -
ti Ulan have the deli; eraaton of the
tlllvl, ;±1 lr:'LII' lj a Tipt;r, t► a"ka )t'?' 117�ai :to Cl Set ir'um
l t ,. the v€;I.y nature of the case•
p,at s iii erd-e ' to become a fashionable' Th tt no uktter what takes plaice the.
;ar'ti 1,, of wearing aipp,tr.1, sags .,aa o as. . c fitment thereon- mu •t be made the
or cu ' for a lady or oantleltlan .---F.t.s4 • cl tmaallc3s' of the sitilutie . being
paper. .S - - g a15 rc,
the paper. twi e, be Made expl'es ly ,".er i m :l•sPiess as titre of time tri 'in1
1, on
Prig,u Jless of affection; ;i.f lietien, anis-
fol tone, dCatth-«alien we consider
t beSo things and nlui e that we. might
d m orlon; sill w:11 under tallcl that the
�Y111L11J; mixed ,� i M.4.'
y (i .. ,
„Istel al atccui•alcy of the press and its gen
ental c'h;;ractL. for lite al•y C.\=''e;11eiic e are
something einarkL1,le.. Z'iiat,, under
these c•irottiamt:tn,�e?s,- the clouts .•cress of
the o ,Ject deigned, and ,pi paired with
refer,-J1;d,d. tc its weight strength, cola'',
and it ..itJilir y ; it ILIA to 1,0 linen finish-
e , .,v n4t•ving app ec 'to it a eoattiriL 03
g xed WWI glue passed o� et i'a
bot c l,nue;r to give it, dile ; c;cl.t_ I ire po-
lish.
0-
1i hh. 'then if; is ,covered wial a liuon
cloth, or in some cases kala the fac-sians
tie t;i cloth engraved npoi. it, and elle the country makes a few plunders mixes
imare•.siola of the linen • is ' trains- op dates 0r facts badly; kills a tread man
furled •c•o the paper. Next, the paper DOW .111(1 t11P11 or btur'ies it live one iltli-
is divided iut,o :::,beets. • or rolls of t.ue, r
re,,t•t�. silt., an opponent, or too warm:l•v
regi lreJ diulen ions and cut by Huai- Pnlog)zee a 11iend; or out other faith stie
elliJaery i1io ti.e Irro;)er-ehe'lit, forwil„rs I tt ie hs, is not .serrlriyiiip t
. r r., it it Cllr. 1it1t;tllEi
tor 0. 1L The am, ham also wakes taut- •;;'itis and -110b ItIPI1 tvotlltl !ae the cond'l `
oo boles. and creases the collar wheel.; ors of the rjrass.. That it performs it,S
it i:, " c," a,t folded , a gil=l tol. :8 the end us I general duties of c;aro-nic.lit g ht; go'n;
the ailrtr and passes ii, a..' tv ecru J {ill 0f the whole b
I•all itI- alt' �r0t']cl, in events aim in
ly revels' ng wheels, which either fold. ideas and makes cs vac.Itiable aitJditirns be
or'n '' it 1111:t1 its Gltl 1`ed ftt•111, as way ides to the bent cf gene] al 1iter•atI11re, iS
- be ci i t -al. -if the collar is to have the- platter about whidi those gt osi h,r s at
butt!, e. holes p•'tc:lied, a,s:it. if, celled, it ',ire: 1trP.,s and those p1('tcriclfr1 ' ' •''
is n :,sat:y, tt,cf aIe it is rolled, tel have runic] iiot wilt,' 1 in Lt who t
e,an advertise-1)mq for a
tlJ.j'{'. iyS t •. � r)::t t. / • F J
�ir,y,SOthati . a.
1 .11. � scale, be pp parsed,
:
h til 1 etLt r• stop iuid� think about
(. Ia'cago. Jk ven ,jar y Post:
CAPTURING MONK .YF'.
illoill, t,yr, are
e tt -Cr
v ��rlluon•t '
yet
1all.
t.
L.;e.r' trtlrazlae : tii•e
remal•Ico:1,1,�� runi,itig. Has it. ever (teelnr-
r:•c., to the realer how they, are taken?
Pitfi;l I H ill taker lien, and the famished
n Fres
u{ hl ov,alt_ plot es of perforated
;d
eke ?"iat,i ed. �r-h1'.1 -E' V '.'+ e
, . o cr s the 11 rJ1�, ,
and ;: ••es tl1Plu arltlti ,llacl str•eiigrh.
The alar• or euff roust also go through
r
ai tag 1 for t1111t111Ii��..11(.et:'t', wheth-
er t:,..l. �.tr. ue#r is t.:� represent, ordinal.,
BLit ,{,,'g or Is 10 imitate a raised cord'
or Gtr
If :Y FOOD. —Q111 to �i ,fr•fiuously
nosy ,: � , S e -r; gar Rawlins is dead,
pap .,. f. e tellint show ar .
r b his life ll1Iz,�1 s
haat- seri prolonged, when' everytbieg
Hirai a:tt.1'Sialg, C ate and medical atteliu-`
an -•t •.o -.11d1. do was certainly clone...Fsut
no doubt tl.at the Z.iecl•etaary,
eillt•. , udder consumption, did derive
tlte. .re Jt b«,_eiit from the rise of raw
beef, :rued no improved under this diet
that hopes were entertained, at on e'tin] 0
thtai. ho ini lit even recover, l`ny,ieians
are n r •t adininisteril g- to consumptives
a die tine -=:Bopped law i,eef,'pe•oper'ly
I3e�;-.tl{rd•,with salt, and heated by plac-
ing the dish containing it in boiling
wait. t•. This food is also given in cases
wl1;c•e she stomach rejects almost every
other l'ormr, of food. • It -assimilates
pid I;T arms' affords the best nourishment,
whila patients . learn lorg for it, and
like it as much as Dr. Kane: did his
Arctic dinners of raw seal and walrus.
It is in Baltimore-, we believe,:: that the!
ar't of cooking canvas -back ducks has
been brought to absolute perfection ;
land the direction here is that the took
shall walk rapidly with then1 through
an
-a moderately heated kitchen- Would. dadays ,
it not be a verycurious result ifliqu as
world should discover at L1st that cook- ' them is
' them b
lug has alwaa,vs been a mistake? •
. t�ivity.
ino h of the forest will, after as flew
slain-', Starvation, daft into •a • g
c.a,.,e cont ill-.
n g food, and thus be secured. But low
axe mon', eys caught. Tire ape family � ft' e -
i
ee•r t.le; man. . 1'11611: vires sae human.
They hive liquor, and fell I n Darrfour,
aridSennaar: the costive,; tunica ferulent(d
beer, of which the monkeys are 1=,a ssit1i1
a.tely fond. Aware of this theirntives go
to the parts of the forest frequented by
the nonkt,ys and set on the groirncl, ca,
laai,aarhes full of enticing liquor. As soon
as the mon key sees and tastesit, he utters
loud cries of joy that soon attracts his
comrades. Then an otgy begilis,.arnci in
a short'Y
time the beasts show degrees of iIl - BOOTS the be,
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Vo
CID
tab 't
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ONE
PRICE ONLY.
NEW DRESS. GOODS,
NEW PARASOLS,
NEW MANTLES,
NEW SHAWLS
NEW HATS,
NEW
NETS
N.D+ W FLOWERS.
New
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CHEAP COTTONS,
CHEAP SIJIRTINOS,
CHEAP PRINTS,
CHEAP CLOTH S,
CHEAP TWEEDS,
CHEAP HOSIERY,
CHEAP BOOTS le SHOES.
FRESH C JC 'RIESt
V OCE W E CSAfCEAT
nti GATES.
:1711 v
, .
DIIESS GOODS.
h . U►SI..I� S,
TIC.XINGS.
CITEAP Pnim
.� S
r SITIRTIN GS,
trt
:11•[
oaw
a+•
/1161
mid
bard
O•
LADIES' •,�
1 EA
� STRAW HATS,
GENTS
44.
GENTS FELT
Ready -Made
Ce
Clothing,
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to, isation.—Then the negr,tet •ppear.'
The few who conte too late to. get fuddl-
ed escape. 'The negi oes tasks some -upt Also a Nice- Stock of
with maudlin kisses. When a negroe tak-
es one by the haarel to lead him di the
neareat monkey will ;ling to the one
who thus finds a support andendeavour
to get him off also. A not -her will grasp,
at him, and so on until the negroe leads
a staggering line of ten or a dozen tip-
sy monkeys. Whin finally brought t�
the village they are securely caged, and
y sober . down, but for a few
gradually dimiaishing supply of
given them, so is to reconcile
y d^green to their state of cap -
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resh Groceries.
Ti) behadat
J. - B®nthron & Sons,
Opposite Hieksoif s Old Stand.
Seaforth, May 7
POOR COPY
FOR DYESTUFFS,
ROLL'S CAN'T BE BEATEN,.
Either" in Price or Quality.
F0'
LAMPS,'
CHIMNIES,
CHANDALIERS,
BURNERS,
WICKS, and
COAL OIL,
Go to ROLLS',.
Otoposite Poster's Hotel, Seaforth.
N.B.—Prescriptions carefully pre
pared.
d•
Seaforth, June 10th, 1869.
79.
o—o
LISTEN 111
WHILE
�i
SPEAKS.
For his Stock of
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SPRINGGOODS
woAs
Never Excelled
In this Market.
The Manchester House
Then . is the place for S•
atisfaction
in Dealing. -
1863. 1869.
SPRING
PURIM
,RE NOW prepared to SHOW the
Contents of
40 Ptickages
OF
MANTLES,
117ILLINERY,
BOOTS tic SHOES
Ste:, etc., which will be sold a,t the
Sin.
� files t
Always on Hand
A Choice Stock of
Family Groeeries,
S
,flirt
1
Gall
KIDD & McMULKIN.
Seaforth, May 7th, 1869.
Money ! Money ! !
LAZA SI MORRIS' C.n,
Praotioaal Opticians Oonli te,
London,
Great Britain
, Hartiford; ( n
V ) SI♦ and .iia 1):-1):-j/V .
HAVii, appointed. Mr. M. R. Counter,
Watchmaker, Jeweller and ; c'an
sole agent for Seaforth and vicinity, for the
sale of their Celebrated Perfected Sp}ect- a lee,
-which have been extensivelyused in Great
Britain and the United States,_- the past eight
years, and for which they claim the under-
mentioned advanta es•over those in ordinary
use, the proof of which may be seen in their
constantly increasing business during the
past eight years. °
lst. That frorn•the perfect construction
of the lenses, they assist and preserve they
sight, rendering frequent changes unncces
$art'. .
2nd. That they confer a brilliancyand
distzn3tness of, v ion, with :an anib t of
ease and comfort not hitherto `enjoyed by
spectacle wearers. -
..ird. That the material from which tine
Lenses are ground iste' manufactured specially
for optic purposes, and is pure, hard ansa
brilliant, and not liable to become scratched..
4th., ;That the frames in which they are
set, whether gold, silver or steel, are of the
finest quality and finish, and guaranteed per-
fect in every respect.
They are the only Spectacles that preserve
as well as assist the sight. And are Cheap-
est, , because the best, always lasting many
years without change being necessary.
One of the firm will visit at Seaforth at
the store of their Agent, every six mont; e,
for the. purpose of fitting those having dif-
cultights, when any spectacles sold by
interval Agent during the -will be
changed free of charge if not properly n
WE EMPLOY NO PEDI'E.
Seaforth. .May list. 18039. 76 -iv
i ALL PAPER.
Border Paper, •
Hall Peer,
WI N DO I.1111DS,
Plain Blue, Plain Green, "'lain
Bee and Figured.
AT THE TELEGRAPH GOOK STORE'.
W. ELLIOTT.
Seaforth, July 22. 54-tf.
VirAtcD 8, CUCGt2S,
AND all implements for farm use mane..
faaotured by .
t'AGT & TELE,
• .Good and Cheap.-
Rem'nib r the stand.
NORTH "ROAR SEAFORTH.
Seaforth,Feb. 20, 1868.
BLACKSMITH SHOP.
.
THOMAS WATSON
Begs to inform the public generally that he
still
car.ries oil. general Bhcksmitbing at
his Old :Stand;
'IEARLY OPPOSITE A STfatG'S TOTE
AINLEYVJ•LLE .
Specia attention paid to Horse -Shoeing.
Ainleyville, Feb, 9th, '69, 6:3-1'1
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C. ARTWR1GHT, L.t?.$.
Surgeon Dentist, member of the Royce
College of Dental Surgeons of
be fob Ontario, May ;
and • at his office, over the .'_ Beacon" •
Book Store, Stratford, every ]awful day, ex-
cept the first week of each month.. He will
visit Seaforth the- first M onday of every
month and remain three days and Giintou:
the P
following uwin
g hurAday, remaining three
days,
PAINLESS` operations daily perforiaed,
by the use of the .Nitrous Oxide Gas:
Seaforth, Sept, 10 1819. 924f.
Insolvent
Act
of I$6
Province of Ontario, In the Oounlu
County. of Huron Court of the ea..
To Wit i ofHuron:
In the matter of JOHN McNAUTGIHT
An Insolvent -
N Tuesday, the 16th day of Nom
vember next, the -undersigned will
apply a 1 to the Judge of the said Court
for a discharge under the said Act
JOHN McNAUGJ T,
By-MCCAUGHEY & I1OLMn ED,
At rnies ad litem
Seaforth, Aug 25, 1569, 00-21n
Farm for Sale.
HAT splendid farmsituated in the 30th
L Con. of the Towrship of Tuckersmith,
County of Huron, beintr composed of Lot No.
8. There are 75 acres cleared, 60 of which
are clear of stumps. There are 25 acres stili
under bush, The whole farm is well fenced
and under the best cultivation. There is Ott
.the premises a new barn, 60 x 36 feet; with
a stone basemene; underneath ; also 4 goof
bearing orchard The subscriber also offers
for sale 50 acres of land, being composed of
Lot 9, Con. 10, on which there are 20 acres
cleared. Por further particulars apply to
tee proprietor, on the premises,
JOHN CAMERON,
Seaforth F. O
i September 24th,1869.
T
r E subcriber has received another large
remittance of money for investment on
good farm property. at 8 per ` cent`; or 10
per cent, and no charges.
b2 tf Seaforth, 29tdh. OHN S. PORTER.
t _ Sept. 95-t%
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