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Editor's note: This week's
Back in Time was intended
to run in last week's Sept.
10 issue.
I OYEARS AGO
August 26, 1998 - Erin
MacNaughton of Kippen
was crowned Queen of the
1998 Huron County Plowing
Match on the weekend on
the Dashwood area farms of
Earl, Linda and Michael
Becker and Howard and Elaine Datars. These
farmers will also host the 1999 International
Plowing Match.
Lindsay Hardy is the new Ambassador for the
Ilderton Fall Fair. She was crowned by last
year's winner Sally Vail.
The Lucan District Lions Club recently handed
over a cheque for $50,000 to help pay for the
new Lucan library.
The Zurich Pillow Heads comprising Adam
and Lance Bedard and Steve Munn will be per-
forming at the Western Fair Youth Talent Search
on Sept. 11.
20YEARS AGO
September 7, 1988 - After many years of
involvement with municipal council in Stanley
Township, reeve Clarence Rau is retiring for per-
sonal reasons. Rau was reeve for three years and
a councillor for 10 years prior to that.
Trevor Edwards of R.R. 1, Kirkton was a big
winner at the recent grass drag races in Brown
City, Michigan. Trevor driving an XLV Yamaha
sponsored by Veal's Meat Market in Hensall took
top prizes in the improved stock class and three
in stock. It was hot work in 96 degree weather,
changing pipes and cooling the engine between
heats.
Kim Reddick was crowned Queen of the 1988
Zurich Bean Festival by former Queen Connie
Desjardine. Runnersup were Collette Bedard and
Bonnie Brown.
During an Open House at the Dashwood fire
department, current chief Jim Hoffman present-
ed a certificate to Dashwood's first fire chief
Clayton Pfile. In 1918, Thomas Klumpp pur-
chased a Model T Ford. This fitted with a
pumper was Dashwood's first fire engine. It was
housed in a shed behind Clayton Pfile's shoe
store.
30YEARS AGO
September 3, 1978 - Specials at the 32nd
anniversary of Darling's Food Market in Exeter
and Lucan include three loaves of bread for one
dollar, Schneider's weiners at 99 cents a pound
and home-made sausage at 79 cents a pound.
As part of the 50th anniversary of the founding
of Dashwood Industries, the Employees anniver-
sary park was officially opened as board chair-
man Maurice Klumpp and the longest service
employee Gerald Tyler planted two trees.
45 YEARS AGO
September 6, 1963 - The area's newest air-
port, Sexsmith, will hold its first fly -in this
Sunday between 10 a.m. and 2.30 p.m.
Mayor Eldred Simmons suggested at a meeting
Monday night that the PUC will soon be unable
to finance new installations on a 20 year basis
without either raising hydro rates or asking the
town to float a debenture and thereby adding to
taxes.
Grand Bend council decided Monday night to
join the metric system despite an earlier decision
to stay with the imperial system.
Specials this week at the A&H Superior Market
include sockeye salmon at $1.38 and chuck
steaks at 97 cents a pound.
50 YEARS AGO
August 30, 1958 -Kinsmen Deputy Governor
Bill Mickle of Hensall inducted officers of Exeter
Kinsmen and Kinettes in a joint ceremony at
Armstrong's Restaurant Thursday night. Gord
Baynham and Mrs. Ray Frayne will lead their
respective clubs during the coming year.
Cpl. George E. Noseworthy in charge of the
photographic section at RCAF Centralia won sec-
ond prize at Western Fair this week for a spot
news picture of Princess Margaret during her
recent trip to Stratford.
60YEARS AGO
August 31, 1948 - Highway 83 from Exeter to
Dashwood which for the past two years has been
under construction is now in excellent condition.
ROSS
HAUGH
BACK IN TIME
Senior• s' Perspective
By Jim Bearss
SENIOR CORRESPONDENT
Did anyone ever tell you how important
you make others feel? Somebody out here is
smiling, because of something you said or
something you did!
Out and about!
Carpet Bowling! The carpet bowling season
will be starting on Mon., Oct. 6 and Fri., Oct.
10 at 9 a.m. at the Lions Youth Centre, 125
John Street, West. Anyone interested in par-
ticipating in carpet bowling may call Peter
McFalls at 235-0368 for more information or
you may show up on Monday or Friday mornings.
Seniors as Mentors - September is Big
Brothers Big Sisters Month!
Consider volunteering one hour a week to make the
difference in the life of a child. Big Brothers Big
Sisters of South Huron is currently looking for indi-
viduals in our community to provide a supportive
relationship with a child in a school setting. The pro-
gram requires that the volunteer and student meet
during school hours, at the child's school for the
duration of the school year. The goal is to help the
child develop the self-esteem to meet the challenges
of school and life. Currently we have 19 children
waiting in area schools. For more information, or to
become involved, please call Amy at 226-268-3871,
send an e-mail to cw@shbbbs.on.ca or stop by our
office at 146 Main Street — Dashwood (in the
Community Living South Huron building). Amy
Schwartzentruber, Casework Coordinator of Big
Brothers Big Sisters of South Huron
Phone 226-268-3871, Fax 519-237-3190
www.shbbbs.on.ca Share a Little MAGIC!!
Join us for our "Warm and Welcome" Coffee Hour
on Thurs., Sept. 18 at 9:30 — 10:30 a.m. at the Lion's
Youth Centre 125 John Street West, Exeter. Join us
for coffee and muffins. Visit with old friends and new!
See some new programs being offered and a special
welcome to newly retired and young seniors. Come
see what we have to offer. Sponsored by Town and
Country Support Services, Cathy Skinner
[mailto: cskinner@tcss. on. c a
Exeter Adult Day Centre has a real need for volun-
teers at their Exeter and Grand Bend sites. They
have positions available for driving clients in, work-
ing in the kitchen to one-on-one with clients. "We
can't do it without community support," said Tammy
Antaya. Call her at 235-4600 for more information.
Exeter and Grand Bend Adult Day Services
An Oktoberfest Celebration at the Grand Bend Adult
Day Centre on Wed., Oct. 15 from 11:45-1:30 p.m.
Cost $6 per person which includes a Hayter's Turkey
sausage/bun, sauerkraut, beverage and black rorest
cake. There will be door prizes and entertainment.
Let Tammy Antaya know if interested in attending by
Oct. 6 at 235-4600
Riverview Estates upcoming events
20 Kalisch Avenue (turn east at the 'beer store
Exeter")
• Colin Haskett, Funeral Homes Ltd. will speak at a
luncheon on Oct. 2. His topic is, "Don't leave your
loved ones in the dark." at 12 noon. A luncheon is
being served at a cost of only $6 and everyone is wel-
come.
• Foot Care by Irene Gettler, pedicurist every 3rd
Monday morning of each month in the Club House.
Appointments can be made by phoning Irene at 229-
6420 or drop in at the club house on the 3rd Monday
morning to talk to her.
Trivitt Anglican Church
Community Thanksgiving Celebration will be held at
the Trivitt Anglican Church, Exeter on Sept. 26 to 28
in support of the Exeter Lioness Victoria Park project
Fri., Sept. 26, join in an Oktoberfest celebration
from 5 — 11 p.m. with a German band from
Kitchener. You can enjoy sausage, sauerkraut, hot
dogs and beverages for all ages.
Sat., Sept. 27, 9 a.m. — 3 p.m. Crafts, Farmers
Market and entertainment. A kid's play area with
clowns and a chili cook off 11 a.m. — 2 p.m.
Sun., Sept. 28, 3:30 p.m., at Trivitt Memorial
Church Service and `Evensong' with the Community
Choir and Orchestra followed by a Shriner's Fish Fry,
5 — 7 p.m. Cost for this delicious meal is only $15 and
children six — 12 - $7. Tickets are available by calling
235-4156 or from any member of the Exeter Lioness
Club.
Life is a gift today, before you say an unkind word -
think of someone who can't speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food -
think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife -
think of someone who's crying out to God for a com-
panion.
Today before you complain about life - think of
someone who went too early to heaven.
Before whining about the distance you drive - think
of someone who walks the same distance with
their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about
your job - think of the unemployed, the dis-
abled, and those who wish they had your job.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get
you down - Put a smile on your face and think:
you're alive and still around. Gwen Baker
Be careful what you ask for...
A Fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was
plodding through the Afghanistan desert when
he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping
to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to
find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling
ties. The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?' The
Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like
to buy a tie? They are only $5.' The Taliban shouted,
'Idiot! I do not need an over -priced tie. I need water!
I should kill you, but I must find water first! `OK,' said
the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do
not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will
show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue
over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will
find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water
you need. Shalom.' Muttering, the Taliban staggered
away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered
back, almost dead.
'Your brother won't let me in without a tie!'
Bible salesmen
A preacher concluded that his church was getting
into very serious financial troubles. While checking
the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons
of new bibles that had never been opened and dis-
tributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three
volunteers from the congregation who would be will-
ing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to
raise the desperately needed money for the church.
Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volun-
teer for the task. The minister knew that Jack and
Paul earned their living as salesmen and were likely
capable of selling some bibles. But he had serious
doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had
always kept to himself because he was embarrassed
by his speech impediment. Poor Louise stuttered
badly. But, not wanting to discourage Louise, the
minister decided to let him try anyway. He sent the
three of them away with the back seat of their cars
stacked with bibles. He asked them to meet with him
and report the results of their door-to-door selling
efforts the following Sunday.
Anxious to find out how successful they were, the
minister immediately asked Jack, 'Well, Jack, how
did you make out selling our bibles last week?'
Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Jack
replied, 'Using my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20
bibles, and here's the $200 I collected on behalf of
the church.' 'Fine job, Jack!' The minister said, vigor-
ously shaking his hand. 'You are indeed a fine sales-
man and the Church is indebted to you.' Turning to
Paul, 'And Paul, how many bibles did you sell for the
church last week?' Paul, smiling and sticking out his
chest confidently replied, 'I am a professional sales-
man. I sold 28 bibles on behalf of the church, and
here's $280 I collected.' The minister responded,
'that's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are truly a pro-
fessional salesman and the church is indebted to
you.' Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie
and said, 'And Louie, did you manage to sell any
bibles last week?' Louie silently offered the minister a
large envelope. The minister opened it and counted
the contents. 'What is this?' the minister exclaimed.
'Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you suggesting that
you sold 320 bibles for the church, door to door, in
just one week?' Louie just nodded. That's impossi-
ble!' both Jack and Paul said in unison. 'We are pro-
fessional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10
times as many bibles as we could.' 'Yes, this does
seem unlikely,' the minister agreed. 'I think you'd
better explain how you managed to accomplish this,
Louie.'
Louie shrugged. 'I -I -I re -re -really do -do -don't kn-
kn-know f -f -f -for sh-sh-sh-sure,' he stammered.
Impatiently, Peter interrupted. 'For crying out loud,
Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they
answered the door!'
"A -a -a -all I -I -I s -s -said wa-wa-was,' Louis replied,
'W -w -w -w -would y -y -y -you 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -like t -t -to b -b -b -
buy th-th-th-this b -b -b -b -bible F -f -for t -t -ten b-b-b-
bucks---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo -you j -j -j -just 1 -
like m -m -me t -t -to st-st-stand h -h -here and r -r -r -r -r -
read it t -to y -y -you?" Bill Tinney
Jim Be
arss