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EDITORIAL
Where's the cash?
It's time for the upper levels of government to
step up and offer more help to local commu-
nities struggling with paying for massive
infrastructure projects.
Specifically, of course, we're referring to the
significantly increased water/wastewater bills
Exeter residents are looking at to pay off the
$13.5 million Lake Huron water pipeline.
(Council was to discuss the proposed new rates
at a meeting Tuesday night after the T -A went
to press).
The municipality has already received a $4.3
million grant for the project, but as Mayor Ken
Oke and other members of council have said,
that figure is less than what other municipali-
ties have received for similar projects. And as
many residents who have to foot the bill for the
new pipeline will argue, the $4.3 million isn't
enough. The grant money South Huron received
was based on the cost (about $7 million) of
upgrading the wells, an option council decided
against. The pipeline project, we know, cost
considerably more than that and the grant
money should have reflected that.
Of that Canada -Ontario Infrastructure
Program grant, $2.4 million came from the
province, with the remaining $1.9 million com-
ing from the federal level. More grant money
for water projects has been announced since,
and South Huron needs to get a piece of that.
For example, Canada and Ontario recently
signed a $6.2 billion "Building Canada" infra-
structure agreement. It remains to be seen how
much, if any, South Huron will receive of the
$50 million earmarked for the Huron Elgin
London Project, of which the pipeline project is
a part. South Huron plans to take its case to
Ottawa this month to lobby for more money.
Here's hoping they are met with receptive ears.
With provincial and federal regulations forcing
municipalities to go ahead with major projects
and with communities with small tax bases (like
ours) straining to meet the costs, the federal
and provincial levels need to lend more of a
helping hand than they have been. Ultimately,
grant money is money the government collected
from taxpayers to begin with, but as long as
they're giving some of it back, it might as well
be us receiving it.
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Adventures on the sand
For kids, a day at the beach usually starts around the
mythical zero -dark -thirty hour but for adults the day
starts when you top the hill overlooking the beach.
Far off in the distance from the parking lot, the cool
blue waters of the lake beckon with gentle rippling
waves. Unfortunately, not quite as far off and in
between you and the lake lies the average papal mass
sized crowd, rippling with waves of something sweaty
and best not examined too closely.
Like everything else in the world, life at the beach is
divided into suits and dungarees.
Dungarees take footballs to the beach. Suits take
books. I used to be a dungaree, or at least I used to be
the guy who hung around the dungarees. Now I
take a book. (Actually I took a book then too).
But unlike dinosaurs that hunt by movement,
kids hunt non-moving targets such as drunken
uncles passed out in the hammock or on the
beach trying to read a book.
There are two options for dealing with kids at
the beach. In the water and out of the water. In
the water requires some form of half-assed
adult supervision but it also means clean, excit-
ed, happily splashing children.
One thing that has changed since circa the
mid-1970s is that kids no longer float face-
down past parents trying to get their attention.
Then the response was "if you pretend to be
drowned one more time, we're going home." Now it
means search and rescue helicopters are called out.
Out of the water means bored, spontaneously com-
busting, sand covered kids, who either stare at the
couple on the next towel over discovering each other
or else decide that the uncle with his nose buried in a
book is the candidate to be buried.
Letting a kid bury you is a lot like a wedding day.
(Really, everything is like a wedding day). You know
there is going to be some unpleasant stuff and the only
question is whether to keep your eyes open or to close
them and take it like a man. In both cases, the eyes
closed method is superior.
With the hat pulled firmly over the eyes, the imagina-
tion soars with the possibilities of what the pack is
capable of finding.
After the obligatory pokes with a stick, the whisper-
ing starts, "no, the bigger one," and "you put it on
him."
Finally, the decision is made and it can be safely
guaranteed to fall into the categories of
large and slimy, small and slimy, small and
moving or the (hopefully) rare large and
moving.
Basic kid psychology hasn't changed much
since 1976 or in the couple of thousand
years before that. The decision of the little
dears amounts to whether to let the moving
critter roam freely across the quivering
pasty white flesh or else trap it against said
flesh under an avalanche of sand, leaving
the horned devil to thrash its way out, either
up through the sand or down through flesh,
either of which provide the required amuse-
ment for the immediate next couple of minutes.
All too soon though, at least as far as the kids go, the
setting sun means the pack is hauled back to their
trailer and carted to the barn, where they will be
hosed off, troughed and given a couple of hours rest
before they are ready to go again. For them, the mem-
ories will last at least a couple of days, but for adults,
the scars will last a lifetime.
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