The Times Advocate, 2005-11-09, Page 66 Exeter Times—Advocate
Wednesday, November 9, 2005
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Seniors' perspective
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were Almira Ford, Olga Davis and Jim Bearss. Gerald
and Lois McFalls and Elwood and Shirley Truemner cel-
ebrated anniversaries . Rally report was given by Jane
Dearing and Olga Davis gave the nominations report.
June Hodgson updated us on the senior games and Jim
Bearss had the Seniors Advisory report. We all enjoyed
"The Nursing Home" joke .Donations to the Legion were
discussed. Mary Webber chaired the program. She read
a poem on "Remembrance" Lois Armstrong entertained
us through out the evening with humourous readings."
Country Corners" entertained us with toe tapping music.
Members in the band were Carl Mills, Shirley Dann,
Terry Ward, Harold Echmeyer, Jack Wilds and Harvey
Smith Door prize winners were, Doris Sillery, Grace
Ballantyne, Harry Dougall & Shirley Truemner. Share
The Wealth Winners were Donna Smith (2) Harvey
Smith, Terry Ward, Howard Holtzmann, Lillian Mathers,
Lynda Hokanssson, June Hodgson, Harold Eckmeyer
and Joe Dann. The meeting closed with the Seniors
Prayer.
Christmas meal tickets for members are still available
up until November 25th. Please call Shirley Kirk 235-
0320 or Jane Dearing 235-0757 if you wish to attend .
Christmas meeting is December 6th at 6 p.m. for a
traditional Christmas supper served by the Legion
Auxiliary Ladies
Subject: No nursing home for me:
About two years ago my wife and I were on a cruise
through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess
liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone
along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining
room. I noticed that all the staff, ship officers, waiters,
busboys, etc. seemed very familiar with this lady. I
asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told
she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she
had been on board for the last four cruises, back to
back.
As we left the dining room one evening, I caught her
eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I said, "I
understand you've been on this ship for the last four
cruises." She replied, "Yes, that's true." I stated, "I don't
understand" and she replied without a pause, "It's
cheaper than a nursing home." So, there will be no
nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble, I
am going to get on a Princess cruise ship. The average
cost for a nursing home is $200 a day. I have checked on
reservations at Princess and I can get a long-term dis-
count and senior discount price of $135 per day. That
leaves $65 a day for:
1 -Gratuities, which will only be $10 per day.
2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can wad-
dle to the restaurant or I can have room service (which
means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the
week.)
3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a
workout room, free washers and dryers and shows
every night.
4. They have free toothpaste, razors, soap and sham-
poo.
5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a
patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire
staff scrambling to help you.
6. I will get to meet new people every 7 to 14 days.
7. TV broken? Light bulb needs changing? Need to
have the mattress replaced? No problem! They will fix
everything and apologize for your inconvenience.
8. Clean sheets and towels every day and you don't
even have to ask for them.
9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip, you
are on Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the
Princess ship, they will upgrade you to a suite for the
rest of your life. Now hold on for the best! Do you want
to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti,
Australia, New Zealand, Asia or name where you want
to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't
look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.
BON VOYAGE: PS: And don't forget, when you die,
they just dump you over the side at no charge!
Five Leading Crime -Risk Factors!
There are high-risk factors in crime victimization, just
as there are high-risk factors that endanger your health.
The following factors greatly increase a senior's crime
risks above the normal odds because they play right into
the hands of the bad guys.
1. Failing to close up and lock up. Yes, we've all done
it. But as many as half of all types of thefts and one-fifth
of all crimes against persons result from neglecting to
lock entrances, windows and all car doors and not
securing valuables under lock and key. Closing and lock-
ing won't stop a determined pro. But most amateurs
lack either the time or skill to breach a half -decent bar-
rier, even a closed purse flap. The days when we could
leave our doors and bikes and cars unlocked are now
long gone.
2. Being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Any
isolated spot away from public view encourages crimi-
nality, while the mere presence of others deters crimes.
Also, certain districts will be crawling with crooks, while
other districts remain relatively crime -free. The over-
whelming majority of crimes happen only in certain
locations, at certain times, and under circumstances.
Avoiding these is half the battle in crime protection.
3. Failing to look before you leap. Impulsiveness can
be a charming personal trait, but when it leads to open-
ing your front door to unidentified strangers, returning
carelessly to your car in the evening, making offhand
investments, blindly following professional advice or
haphazardly choosing a retirement community, or a
time-share, it can be deadly. Robbers, con artists, and
other nefarious characters count on the fact that some
people will be impulsive. Much crime avoidance rests on
coolheaded "checking it out."
4. Having a victim -prone lifestyle. Frequent intoxica-
tion, a perennial chip on the shoulder, a sarcastic con-
versational style that provokes ill will, all can increase
our vulnerability to crime. Engaging in illegal activities,
such as gambling, visiting prostitutes or working shady
deals, puts you cheek to jowl with the criminal under-
world. Why needlessly ask for or make trouble.
5. Complacency. This risk usually involves either a
"nothing ever happens here" or a "just this once" atti-
tude. Seniors who are well settled in their living
arrangements and have escaped previous victimization
are especially prone to this. Yet the main reason "noth-
ing ever happened before" is probably all the good sense
precautions normally taken. People often don't realize
that it is their routine crime -avoidance habits that have
kept them crime -free, so they may let down their guard.
Or they get upset or get in a rush and fail to follow their
ordinary security habits. Complacency is one of the
criminal's best, most reliable accomplices.
A Man applies for a job as mechanic. The boss says,
"Can you roll your hat down your arm and pop it back
on your head?"
The mechanic nods, confused, "Can you play light
saber with your wrench and another man's screwdriv-
er?"
"Oh yes," says the mechanic.
"Can you bounce your screwdriver off the cement,
grab it, whirl it around and put it in your belt like a
gun?"
"Sir, I've been doing that for years!" says the wanna-
be mechanic.
"Well in that case, I can't use you. I have 12 men
doing that already!" says the boss.
Honour our Canadian veterans
Dear Editor:
A Day for Reflection, A Day for Remembrance: Honoring Our Canadian Veterans
From coast to coast to coast, November 11 is a day that gives Canadians time to
pause and reflect on Canada's history, as well as what Canada is and stands for in the
world today. Above all, it is an occasion to think about the valiant men and women
who sacrificed their lives in the interests of Canada.
On Remembrance Day, we think about the more than 1.5 million Canadians who
fought for Canada in the First World War (1914-1918), the Second World War (1939-
1945) and the Korean War (1950-1953). We recognize the more than 100,000 veter-
ans who died, and the enormous sacrifices made by their families who were split
apart by war and tragedy.
We also think about the men and women who have sacrificed their lives in the ser-
vice of peace in such faraway places as Haiti, and those who continue to defend our
country and our interests today. At the same time, we recognize the
significance of what it is they have fought for, namely the
values, freedoms and way of life that we cherish and
are privileged to enjoy today. This includes the /
liberties that we take for granted, our ability to >_.,.,,; ' 'etterS
actively participate in political, social and cultural\ t
life in Canada. -40 Edithe
Most Canadians are fortunate, in that we have Or
not experienced the hardships of war. Today,
however, in light of the events that have shaped
our world recently, we have some resemblance of
the suffering that war and conflict invariably bring. To
this end, we can be thankful that Canada has a long and
revered history as a peaceful nation - a history that includes a longstanding commit-
ment to peacekeeping and peace building throughout the world.
As Canadians, we remember those who gave their lives for us by wearing poppies -
the flower of remembrance. We recall the poem In Flanders Fields, written by
Lieutenant Colonel John McRae - a Canadian - during the second battle of Ypres, hi
the spring of 1915. We take part in Remembrance Day services and activities in our
local communities. This includes observing two minutes of silence, which offers each
and everyone of us the chance to reflect privately on peace, and the forces that have
shaped our country's great history.
In honour of the Year of the Veteran, Canada will pause to remember Veterans, to
reflect upon their contributions and sacrifices, and to pay tribute to those who died
protecting the values and freedoms we enjoy today. All Canadians, especially youth
and community organizations, are encouraged to participate and to initiate Veteran's
Week activities in their local communities. Call 1-800-443-0394 or visit
www.vacacc.gc.ca for events in your area.
Today we can appreciate even more, our Canadian heroes, their bravery, and the
great sacrifices they made. Lest we forget.
Sincerely, ROSE -MARIE UR, M.P.
Lambton-Kent-Middlesex
Thanks from Pink Ribbon Girls
Dear Exeter and Surrounding Communities,
On behalf of the Pink Ribbon Girls, I would like to extend our heartfelt thanks for all
the love and support you have shown to our Breast Cancer Research Calendar Project.
When considering the undertaking of this venture, we discussed the level of support
we believed our communities would contribute and you, Exeter and the surrounding
areas, have far surpassed our expectations! We thought that our communities would
be very receptive to our fundraiser, but we had no idea how much it would be
embraced and supported!
Breast cancer is a disease that affects everyone. The statistics are that one in nine
women will develop breast cancer and this is a really scary fact for women and men
everywhere. Thanks to your support, we are involved hi making a difference and aid-
ing the researchers in their quest for a cure!
Finally, we wanted to express how grateful we are that we live hi small communi-
ties. We truly believe that this project would not have been as successful in a big city
as they do not possess the bond and sense of community spirit that are found in small
towns! It really goes to show the level of care and concern that our communities pos-
sess for their citizens!
Thanks again, Exeter and surrounding communities, for all your dedication and
tremendous support over the past year! We are truly grateful!
Sincerely, THE PINK RIBBON GIRLS
Thanks for voicing support
Dear Editor,
I would like to take the time to thank all the individuals and businesses that have
taken a moment of their time to voice their support for the letters I have been writing
for the last few months. The freedom to comment on our government is one of our
most important rights as citizens. It is also our responsibility to do so. Without this
important check in the system governments are allowed carte blanche. The govern-
ment of South Huron has been left to its own devices for too long.
In the last five years we have been subjected to the costs and the embarrassment of
scandal after scandal: the library, for which we have still not been reimbursed by the
bonding company. (I can only guess as to the reasons for the delay, I would put my
money on the expensive last minute change of adding an over -priced second storey for
the building department, treasury department and mayor's offices).
We have had two floods and only recently has any action been taken, more action is
required. We had the Palm Pilot Inquiry, Water Meter Gate, engineers charging us for
pondering and hypothesizing, a revolving door of managers in the works and building
departments, lawyers who charge $600.00/ letter (but they are very good, I'm told),
building permit fees that are "ahead of the curve" (this means over -priced). Not to
mention skyrocketing property taxes which are a direct result of the items previously
mentioned.
Help me people we are drowning!
Yours Truly
DEAN DucHARME, Huron Contractors, Ltd.