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Curiosity gets drunk skunked:
A drunken man got more than he bargained for when
he picked up a skunk by the tail, got sprayed, and then
he passed out in some bushes in Dryden last weekend.
Just before 11 p.m. Saturday, officers with the Dryden
Police Service extracted the passed out man from some
bushes along Government Street in Dryden and were
immediately overwhelmed by the odour of fresh skunk
spray.
The man told police a family member had told him if
you pick up a skunk by the tail, it couldn't spray you.
Unfortunately, the man had the opportunity to test this
theory -- and found it didn't work as promised.
The man, who had been walking home under the
influence that evening, carne across a rogue skunk. He
told police he picked up the animal by the tail, only to be
sprayed point blank in the chest and face.
The skunk spun around and bit the man on the hand
causing him to drop the enraged animal. He then fell
into the shrubbery and passed out before being roused
by police.
As a result, the Dryden Police remind the public that,
for those who have heard this "urban legend," they
should reconsider picking up a skunk -- by any method.
By Kenora Daily Miner and News
Down on the Farm: Safety message to Rural
and Non Rural People!
Look Up, Look Out, Locate Respect the Power on the
Farm. Check for power -lines on the farm.
What is the Risk?
Power -lines around the farm may have no protective
insulation. This can make metal objects a direct conduc-
tor of electricity, and increase the potential for electrical
arcing when objects come in close proximity to them.
How to Avoid Risk?
Look UP! When operating and/or repairing and main-
taining farm equipment. Locate overhead power -lines
where you will be working before you start. Always stay
at least 10 feet away from overhead power -lines when
working with farm equipment. Also, keep a lookout for
supporting guy wires used to brace hydro poles and
lines - treat all power -lines as if they are high voltage.
What is the Risk?
Aluminum ladders, ladders with metallic parts, or
pipes will act as conductors of electricity if they contact
overhead power -lines.
How to Avoid Risk?
Look UP! Always be aware of overhead power -lines.
Ladders and other long objects such as pipes should be
carried horizontally. Always check above prior to
extending a ladder or section of piping.
What is the Risk?
Downed power -lines may be live! Accidents involving
downed power -lines and vehicles represented 11% of
power -line fatalities over the past 8 years.
How to Avoid Risk:
Look Out! Treat downed power -lines as live. Stay at
least 35 feet away from downed power -lines - and note
that the ground around these lines may be energized.
In the event of a power -line emergency call 911. If
you are in a vehicle that has contacted a power -line stay
in the vehicle until help arrives. If there is an immediate
fire danger you should jump out of the vehicle landing
with your feet together without touching the vehicle and
the ground at the same time. You should then shuffle
away without raising your feet off the ground - ensuring
that your feet are always touching one another. For
more information on this subject, visit www.esasafe.com
HowWe Count:What Needs to Change in
our Communities?
Women and rural communities need to work together
for:
• Good jobs at living wages
• An effective child benefit system
• A universally accessible system of quality early
learning and child care
• A significant expansion of affordable housing
• A renewed national social safety net
Women who came to the workshops had many ideas
for change:
"We need more flexible approaches for women to
combine work and children."
"We need some money to manage."
"We need a `navigator' who pulls all the pieces togeth-
er - services and professionals that tie it all together."
"We need universal programs that don't single out
poor people."
"We need support from family and friends - people
are the safety net, not organizations."
"We need men to take more responsibility for the
work and expense of raising children.
Find Out What a Lifetime of Disease Feels
Like:
You Need a Simple Drinking Straw; Place it in your
mouth while you pinch your nostril shut. Now keep an
eye on the clock and breathe. The first few seconds are
fine but you have nearly a minute to go. At 15 seconds
your palms start to get clammy and your chest feels
tight. Keep breathing. At 25 seconds you realize how
unbearable each moment is. You're not sure if you can
make it. At 40 seconds a sense of panic fills you. You
can't get enough air. 50 seconds: you close your eyes,
your breathing is shallow, your heart pounds. 60 sec-
onds: remove the straw; release your nose, breath a sigh
of relief.
What you experienced lasted only (1) one minute.
Many people with Cystic Fibrosis experience it every day
of their lives.
Cystic Fibrosis is a genetic disease that causes the
body to produce abnormal mucus. In the lungs this
mucus creates an environment for bacteria and leads to
cycles of infection and inflammation. The result is per-
manent lung damage. As they approach their 30's, peo-
ple with Cystic Fibrosis often find their lung capacity
National Family Dinner Night on Sept. 21
I am writing to share with your readers a unique ini-
tiative organized by M&M Meat Shops, which encour-
ages families to come together and build the bonds;
bonds that are the cornerstone of our communities. On
Sept. 21, families across Canada will be coming together
and celebrating National Family Dinner Night.
As a father and as a grandfather, I greatly value
the time spent with my family. In this busy day
and age, it is important to make family time a pri-
ority and to make the most of each opportunity
that we have to spend with our family.
Today, due to our busy lives, most families are
apart during the day and running extra curricular
activities such as, sports or music lessons in the evening.
Unfortunately, this means that time around the dinner
table is at a premium. The National Family Dinner Night
is designed to help make family time a priority; while
also helping those impacted by Crohn's and Colitis.
I would like to extend my personal appreciation to all
those who have helped organize this event and to all
those who register for National Family Dinner Night
online at www.mmmeatshops.com, as M&M
Meat Shops will be making a one dollar dona-
tion to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of
Canada for every person who registers.
I would once again like to express my best
wishes to everyone who participates in this
memorable and worthy pursuit.
Sincerely, PAUL STECKLE, M.P. Huron -Bruce
Huron OPP 9-1-1 calls are climbing
HURON — Huron OPP responded to their 600th 9-
1-1 call Aug. 11.
Police received a 9-1-1 call from an elderly person
advising police that there was water in the basement
of the residence in Goderich.
A large majority of these cases involve a person
actually misdialing a number or causing the emer-
gency number to be dialed due to a speed dial setting.
In a number of cases children playing with tele-
phones have been identified as a cause for the call.
When a call is placed to 9-1-1 it is treated as an
emergency call for help.
If no information is available on what services are
needed, as is the case if the caller hangs up, or says
nothing, then police will be dispatched to the location
where the call originated to ascertain if help is need-
ed.
This call will result in two officers being dispatched
and becomes a priority call.
False calls could result in a delay of service to
someone who is in actual need of assistance.
diminishing. Some will consider the terrifying prospect
of lung transplantation. Despite the medical options,
many will die in their 30's.
The outlook seems bleak, doesn't it? Well, not if you
know how far we've come. In the 1960's children with
CF weren't expected to live beyond the age of 4. Thanks
to advances in research, medication and physiotherapy,
the median age of survival has increased over 8 times
since then. Our hope is that the more you can relate to
people with CF, the more you can do to help find a cure.
Amazing what a drinking straw can do. Canadian Cystic
Fibrosis Foundation 800-378-2233 or visit www.cysticfi-
brosis.ca E-mail info@cysticfibrosis.ca
Community Care Access Centres:
(CCACs) are independent, non-profit agencies
accountable to the Ministry of Health. CCACs provide
one-stop access for people who need in-home health
services and support or accommodation in long-term
care homes. CCACs assess your needs or those of your
loved one and determine eligibility for a long-term care
facility or funded in-home health care.
They also manage or arrange for the following:
• The transition from hospital care to in-home health
care
• Admissions to long-term care homes
• The provision of visiting health and personal support
services in peoples' homes
Community Care Access Centres also provide infor-
mation and referrals to other community services
including:
• Information on retirement homes and supportive
housing alternatives
• Programs for people with physical disabilities
• Community support services such as Meals on
Wheels, Friendly Visiting, transportation services, day
programs and care -giver respite programs
• Volunteer -based community programs
Local Community Care Access Centres are Huron
County (519) 527-0000, London & Middlesex (519) 473-
2222, Perth County (519) 273-2222 or visit www.oac-
cac.ca
The Golfer and the Dentist:
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The
man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a real hurry! I have
two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go
play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the
tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time
at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I
don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is
surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled
without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The
man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth
Honey, and show him."
Two Men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.
Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they
meet, one man points to his foot and says, "Vietnam,
1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says,
"Dog crap, 20 feet back."
Goodbye
Summer!
EXETER — We are
now into our last week
of the South
H u r on
Playground
Program.
We had a
great time at
Fleetway in
London where
we enjoyed a
game of bowl-
ing as well as
some Glo Golf.
We also went
to the
Fanshawe
Pioneer Village. We
were blasted to the
past where we visited a
community as it would
have been over 100
years ago. We met a
scary schoolmaster and
even participated in his
classroom. To finish off
the summer we will be
having celebrations
Aug. 25. Please be pre-
pared for a day of fun!
It's hard to believe
the summer is almost
over! We have had a
great
MAGGIE
MILLER
EXETER
PLAYGROUND
LEADER
summer and
would like to
thank all of the
children who
have attended
the program.
We were lucky
to have a group
of enthusiastic
and fun mem-
bers who will
be greatly
missed during
the school
year!
Our play-
ground co-ordinator,
Kelli Fulton will also be
greatly missed. This is
her last of nine great
years working at play-
ground. Thanks Kelli
and good luck in the
future!