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EDITORIAL
Won't be won with weapons
The revelations that British authorities had thwarted an
alleged plot to blow up U.S.-bound aircraft in the biggest
terrorist plot to be uncovered since 9/11 sent law enforce-
ment and security agencies around the globe into critical alert
status once again.
News of the plot, which reportedly involved plans to use
common electronic devices to detonate liquid explosives to
bring down as many as 10 planes, also served as a reminder
that the "War on Terrorism" won't ever be completely won
using traditional weapons on actual battlefields.
While the Taliban have been driven from power in
Afghanistan, they have become "insurgents" who continue to
strike and kill those they view as opponents, including
Canadian soldiers tasked with job of bringing order to the
long -troubled country as part of a NATO force in that region.
Ousting Saddam Hussein and his ilk from power in Iraq
has, in the view of most analysts, led to a higher level of ter-
rorist activity emanating from that country than existed
before the American "victory" there.
Despite an awesome show of force in Lebanon, a powerful
Israeli army appears unable to accomplish its stated goal of
eliminating the terrorist threat posed by Hezbollah. A cease-
fire agreement implemented this week will create a buffer
zone between Israel and the terrorists, but it won't eliminate
them.
One of the difficulties in battling terrorist organizations, in
addition to the problems associated with shooting at moving
targets is that the cells of such groups are able to quickly
regenerate. Kill or capture the leaders, or even the vast
majority of foot soldiers and new followers appear, striking
from new locations, utilizing new tactics - each generation
more vengeful than the last.
The truth staring the world in the face is that the only tool
that will ever be effective at diminishing the terrorist threat
in the long-term is not destruction, but diplomacy.
The current conflicts and terrorist actions occupying the
headlines all have their roots in long -unresolved disputes in
the Middle East. The Israeli -Palestinian dispute is more than
half a century old. Does anyone truly still believe the parties
involved, with a bit of American pressure thrown in to keep
the pot boiling, will ever work it out satisfactorily? What
needs to happen is an effort at the United Nations level to
draw the parties together, along with statesman from around
the globe to work out a genuine plan for sorting out the
boundaries and other issues involved. Impossible? Probably
far less so than continuing on the present course for a few
more decades.
The US needs desperately to get out of Iraq and let the res-
idents of that country get more concerned with governing
themselves than striking back at occupying forces. Could a
global coalition not be formed to effect that transition more
smoothly?
Afghanistan represents perhaps the thorniest problem of
all. The country has either been battling foreign invaders or
mired in civil war so long, that even the rule of the extremist
Taliban, human rights abuses and all, seemed a respite to
the besieged Afghans. Still the very fact that military action
there is on-going, five years after the fall of the Taliban, indi-
cates a new approach, using words, not weapons, is worth a
try.
What the world needs at this time are leaders with vision,
not venom. Those with the former need to step forward and
show the way to those infected with the latter.
Only when it becomes clear the root causes of the current
clash of cultures are being addressed, will the extremist
begin to find a smaller audience for their message and fewer
recruits for the cause. Only then, will we begin to win the
"War on Terrorism."
Editorial Opinion
Worse than crying
As it has been stated in this space previously,
there is almost no excuse for crying, although
there is the obvious grandfather clause for Leaf
fans, which means you have to be a grandfather to
actually have seen them win a cup, so you're
allowed to cry.
But if there is one emotion tougher to avoid than
crying and still more painful, (literally) it's
the hug. The hugging rules cover the same
ground as the crying ones but varying
depending on the family member.
The rules for any sort of hugging type
contact with the father figure are precise-
ly laid out. They are usually only for occa-
sions such as coming home from the sea
for a period of no less than two years
where son dealt with either a) one major
storm a week, b) rounded Cape Horn or c)
watched other sailors draw lots over him
after food ran out.
On meeting the father figure, who greets son with
a warm, "so you're home then, did they make a
man out of you?" (Son ponders long nights at sea
under a full moon and star filled skies. He decides
not to share with father.)
If answered in the affirmative it can be followed
by a carefully timed physical contact of no more
than 2.2 seconds with both parties stepping briskly
back, turning the conversation to anything else,
and never speaking of the incident again.
If answered in the negative, the conversation
ceases, to be followed by years of disapproving
scowls and uncomfortable silences until it is
worked out at christmas dinner/any funeral/sister's
wedding.
The rules governing contact with mothers are
considerably less strict. It has taken me 40 years to
get this comfortable but I can now give mother a
warm, full, side by side shoulder hug, as in
"how you doing buddy?"
Sisters? We're talking, let's be happy at
that.
And then there are the aunts. The ones
that started the problem in the first place.
Everybody was the kid at the family func-
tion with as many fingers up the nose as
you could get and the piece of stolen choco-
late cake in the pocket (just me?) and
before you knew it, you're surrounded by
pant suit wearing women. The type where
the pant suit and everything else keeps
moving after the aunt stops walking
As you are stand feeling like Tuco on a wind
swept plain, trying to decide which is the greatest
enemy, one of them draws and pulls you into a full
on, face to some body part hug. By the time that's
done, you're fortunate if you still want to touch
yourself, (did that sound right?) It's why we invent-
ed handshakes, which by the way should be rigid,
short and one handed. And we're still talking
handshakes.
PAT B
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