HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1949-07-28, Page 6Look, Maw, No Wings—If you're like most people who go all
out for fried chicken, but leave the wings for the next guy, here's
good news for you. Peter Bateman shows one of the new breed
of wingless chickens he's developed in the basement of his home.
More white meat, says Bauman, as he compares the new type,
right, with the old-fashioned variety, left.
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It is no secret to any of our long-
suffering customers that there has
never been anything faintly resem-
bling a passionate love affair •be-
tween ourself, on the one side, and
the branch of sport known as Track
and Field on the other.
* * *
Not that we ever really make an
issue of it, or go around broadcast-
ing to the world, "I hate Track and
Field, I hate Track and Field, I
hate—" and so forth. Our attitude
in that regard is much similar to
the one we hold toward—well, let's
say fox example, artichokes, sard-
ines and coloratura sopranos.
* * *
That is to say we have sat
through sessions of Lily Pons and
others of her ilk, also partaken of
artichokes and, sardines— although
all three under duress, if we know
what we mean. But if they had to
depend solely on our personal
patronage all the artichoke breeders
and sardine chokers would be starv-
ing to death and Miss Pons would
be living on her High C's. (Lay
that pistol down, we'll come
quietly.)
* * *
So when we rear back and pre-
pare to fire a few high, hard ones
in the general direction of Track
and Field (Canadian Variety) it
should be clearly understood that
we do so more in a spirit of sorrow
than of anger. The late P. J. Mul-
queen is said to have to have wept
copious tears of joy when Percy
Williams scored his double triumph
at the Olympics; and well -knowing
the interest P, J. took in such mat-
ters, and the swell gent he was, we
have no doubt that he did.
* * *
But, for ourself, we would sooner
kibitz on any back -alley horseshoe -
pitching contest than have a front -
row pew at the greatest Track and
Field extravaganza ever put on any-
where.
* * *
Which reminds us that a friend
of ours has for a long time been
asking us why we don't write some-
thing about Horseshoe Pitching and
what a grand sport it is; and some-
day, when we feel up to doing jus-
tice to such a broad subject, we
intend doing so.
* * *
As a matter of fact we consider
Horseshoe Pitching the finest form
of athletic endeavor ever invented,
with just one exception. That ex-
ception was a special variety of
baseball a lot of guys, who shall be
nameless, used to play on Sunday
mornings when they should prob-
ably have been in church.
* * *
In this kind of baseball they had
a keg of soda -pop or some other
harmless beverage parked just past
third base; and in order to get a
jolt of such beverage, a runner had
to reach third by fair means or foul.
(We may say that excepting in this
pastime we never knew of batters
praying that a fair - hit ball
WOULDN'T go over the fence—
for if you socked one out of the
park you had to go all the way
home without dallying at third.)
* * *
But to get back on the highway
after this lengthy and probably un-
necessary detour. What we started
out to say is this; the Canadian
amateur athletic authorities are pro-
posing to spend a hundred grand,
and as much more as they can
wangle, on sending a slew of our
young Track and Fielders—with,
of course, a full complement of
coaches, assistant -coaches, mana-
gers and advisers—to far-off New
Zealand to take part in the British
Empire Sports.
* * *
Furthermore, on the strength of
trials recently held, it looks as if
said Canadian team will boast just
about one athlete who has a reason-
able chance of finishing better than
a bang up fourth or fifth,
* * *
Now travel is undoubtedly educa-
tional and broadening, and some of
our very best friends are connected
with the railway and steamship
rackets (passenger divisions.) But
in the name of national pride, why
not just raise the money and let the
boys and girls have that nice long
trip Down Under; but with the pro-
viso that if any one of them' takes
part in any sort of athletic contest
while there, he or she will be told
to swim home.
* * *
Perhaps we speak with a trace of
bitterness in this platter; but we feel
bitterly about it too. Every time we
hear of Canada sending off a repre-
sentation to take part in Interna-
tional Competition—Tennis, Track
and Field, Skiing and now, after
last winter, even Hockey we in-
dulge in a spot of mental shudder-
ing. We know that almost certainly
they're doomed before they even
start; and although by no means a
flag -flapper, we just hate to see the
name "Canada" everlastingly among
the also-rans.
* * *
To repeat an. oft -told anecdote
we're like the boxer who was being
told, for the 'steenth time, what a
good game loser he'd again proved
himself to be. "It would be nice,
just for a change, to find out if I
could be a good game winner," was
his reply. And it would be nitre,
too, if we kept out of International
competition till we've developed
nmething that can really compete.
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WIIAT GOES ON
1N THE
WORLD
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Russia
The great extsdu•s of Russians
from Holland is in progress—tak-
ing place to such an extent that the
Hollanders are having a terrific
laugh at the expense of the Krem-
lin boys. Here's how it all carne
about.
For three years, tihe Soviet Em-
bassy has been pressing the Neth-
erlands Government to repatriate
persons of Russian origin. Some of
triose claimed by the Soviets are
married to Hollanders and are now
legally Dutch subjects. Others did
not wish to return to Russia, for
various reasons, and the Dutch
authorities refused to make them
go against their will.
But the Soviet Embassy kept
bringing up case after case, and
throwing out dark hints that Rus-
sians were being kept in Holland
in some sort of captivity.
Finally the Dutch Foreign Em-
bassy made a sporting offer. It
would place Russian -language ad-
vertisements in leading Dutch news-
papers, offering facilities for any
Russians who wished to go home.
The Netherlands Government paid
for the ads, and also promised to
provide an assembly place, with
suitable lodgings, for the hordes
who would no doubt show up.
(Back of this offer was appar-
ently tihe hope that the Russians
would relent on their policy con-
cerning repatriation of Hollanders
from Soviet Russia. Since the end
of the war, some 20,000 Dutch sub-
jects have conte back from the
Soviet zone of Germany, but it has
been almost impossible to obtain
the repatriation of those in ' Russia,
Poland and the Baltic States.)
The ads. were printed six weeks
or so ago, stirring up considerable
comment, and the Hollanders wait-
ed with keen interest the stream
of would-be repatriates the Soviet
Embassy evidently expected.
And here's what the stream
amounted to. Its name is Nina
Gulevskaya, dark and pretty, wlho
is going back to her 'home at Rostov
with her two infant daughters.
When Nina was 16, she was among
the many Russian girls rounded up
by German police and taken to
Germany for munitions work. Find-
ing conditions there intolerable, she
escaped to Holland early in 1945.
"I like Holland well enough," she,
told a reporter, "but no country Is
nice when one is alone. I San not
interested in politics—I just want to
go home." Her greatest anxiety
seemed to be over whether she can
get her Dutch alimony transferred
to Russia.
With all due respect to Comrade
Stalin—the most fitting comment
that conies to mind is, "Some
exodus!"
Italy
The Vatican has offered to Rom-
an Catholics who belong to the
Communist party a final choice
between the tenets of the Catholic
faith and the doctrines ' of Marx,
Lenin and Stalin.
After lengthy study, the Supreme
Sacred Congregation of the Holy
Office has given its categorical
opinion that Roman Catholics can-
not inscribe themselves in or pub-
lish, defend or head Communist
publications.
The opinion of the Supreme Con-
gregation was issued' in the form
of answers to four questions: Is it
legal for Roman Catholics to join
the Communist party, or lend it
support? — Is it legal for Roman
Catholics to make propaganda for
Communist doctrines and activities?
—Can communicants, if they have
freely and knowingly done either.
of these two things, be admitted to
the sacraments of the Ohurch?
The answer to these three ques-
tions is — "Nor"
Nub of the whole matter, how-
ever, is in the fourth question: Are
those Roman Catholics who defend
the anti-Christian doctrines of
Communists by that fact apostates
from the C'hurc'h and liable to ex-
communication, which is specially
reserved by the Holy See for un-
faithful members of the Church.
The answer to this question was
given as — "Yes!"
Germany
Four German labor leaders, in
the United States on a tour of ob-
servation, were astonished at what
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they saw in an Uitio pieta. ..,y
oast in amazement at a regular griev-
ance committee meeting between
union officials and the management
of a big match company.
"To see your union leaders sitting
around a table openly discussing
their differences with management
is a remarkable thing," they said.
"Each person here takes his 'own
point of view and sticks to it, too.
Over in Germany, there would be
class distinction, and we would be
allowed to talk over minor details
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The secretary, a fluttery little
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He waved the check away grand-
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Put it in one of your good club's
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The little lady was enthusiastic.
"O11, I know just the fund. We're
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ISSUE 31 — 1949
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