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USING
BABY CHICKS
SUCCESS WITH CHICKS STARTS
with getting birds of itnew1L'fino
breeding, Top Notch chicles have a.
long record of pl'ofitrl,ble produotiou
for folks who collie buck to us
with "repeat', orders again and
again, That Is how we keep in
business, All our breeders are Gov-
ernment Approved and bioudtested,
?'rices greatly reduced for July.
Prompt delivery on clay old, two
and three week old started chicks.
Also eight week to laying pullets,
Top Notch Chicltel'ies, G'ueJph,, Ont.
ORDER CHICKS PROM A [MIA -
able breeder of barred rocks, Blood
tested by lube method, Excellent
laying strain, mixed 12c,, Pullets
22c,, (latching all through J uue.
$L00 books order, king's Corner
Poultry L;rrm, Northwood, Unt,
:WE'LL DAVE SUMMER CHICKS
available. This month and August,
Dayolds, Pullets, non -sexed, cock-
erels, Conflict us soon for values,
breeds available, delivery' dates,
and get your order in, Bray Hatch-
ery, 130 John N. Hamilton, Ontario,
,14'HI•;N YOU START \vl'rll TWIED-
die Appruved chicks you are giving
yourself every chance to reap a
fine profit'. And what better time to
r;tul't them than now or to fill
in the gaps in your flock with ex-
tra Tweddle chicks. The weather is
right for ranging so you'll need
less commercial reed and the de-
mond for both poultry and eggs
promises to be exceptionally strong
for a lung time to come. Prompt de-
livery on ail the popular pure
breeds and hybrid crosses in non -
sexed pullets or cockerels in day
old, two and three week old start-
ed also pullets eight weeks old to
laying. Send for reduced pricelist
for July. Tweddle Chick Hatcheries
Limited, Fergus, Ontario,
LAKEVIEW CHICKS
Specialized Breeding Plant Of
5,000 Breeders
Look your order fur June anct
July. With th scarcity or meat.
there will be tt big demand for
Poultry and Eggs this ball and
Winter tit attractive prices. It
will pity you to put in an extra
brood of chicks this year
1'ronq,i Delivery — \\'ith 5. capacity
of 011,000 Lakeview chicks week-
ly, we expect we can give prompt
delitery, but to be sale, book
your order at once for June or
July.
Grade A — Large Type White Leg -
horns, 4 ossa, x Leghorn, Rock x
Leghurn,tt
Leghorn x. New Hmp.
mixed Iliac., ;t'e., pullets 20e., cox Gc.
33 hocks, (tock x Damps., New
Damps., ,ossa,, Sussex x Hamps,
mixed $12.75, pullets $17,0(1, cox
$14,75. Send deposit of $1.00 per
10(1. We e,uar>ullee (00',1, live de-
livery, Order from and enclose
this tut.
Large ''1 hire Legborns — I)ay old
and started up to 4 weeks old.
Lake4tew l.eghorns are the large
type mated with cockerels from
1'd. stuck — "Real Egg Machines."
Send ror Weekly hist — or special
prima/ en day old chicks, pullets,
and cockerels and started chicks.
Juue, July nod pa11-.((ntch(11 — Look
your order tor June. July or fall
Hatched chicks noel.
LAKEVIEW' POULTRY
FARM, Wein Bros.,
Natter. (lni"1Vo
STARTED CHICKS TWO AND
three weeks old in many of the
popular pure breeds and hybrid
crosses in non -sexed, pullets and
cockerels. Immediate delivery.
Send for Special pricelist. Tcveddle
Chick Hatcheries Limited, Fergus,
Ontario
LARGE TYPE LEGHORNS
10c. ,
Leghorn pullets 21e. All Breeders
double hloodtested and backed by
high pedigreed foundation stock,
Many 1-lurondale customers report
best chicks 1 ever had. Walter
Marton, Dryden, — We were well
pleased with the pullets we re-
ceived last year. Pullets laid well.
Heavy Breed Pullets 17c1
Sussex x N, Hanip„ Ruck x New
Hump., Tarred Rocks, Pure Sussex
Pand New Hampshire pullets 17c.
ure Sussex mixed 13e., Sussex x
N. Hemp., Rock x Hump., Rocks
and New .Ramps. mixed 12e. Sus-
sex x Leghorn, Rock x Leghorn
and Leghorn x New Hemp. mixed
11c., pullets 20c. Assorted pullets
15c., assorted mixed 9c. Cockerel
and started prices on request:
Order from and enclose this Ad.
$1 00 per 100 deposit.
HURONDALE CHICK
HATCHERY,
London, Ont.
IP YOU DO.P7"li. WANT TO Rn
bothered with day old chicks, the
can give you prompt delivery on
two and three week old started
chicks In non -sexed, bullets or
cockerels. .Also day olds and eight
week to laying pullets. Send for
reduced prioellst, Top Notch Chick
eries, Guelph, Ontario.
HEAVY BREED PULLETS
17c. .
Sussex, Sussex x Hanhp., Rock x
Honip., New Hump. and Barred
:Rock pullets 17e, Book your
order NOW. $1.110 per 100 deposit,
Order from this Ad, Hurondale
Chicic Hatchery, Landon, Ontario.
RELIABLE CHICKS
JULY PiRICES ON BABY CHICKS,
Barred Rocks $9.75. Hemp X Lilt,
$10,25. STARTED CHICKS. up to
8 weeks. Sussex, Barred Rocks,
Leghorn pullets. ' HYBRIDS Leg—
horn X 1311, Tatamp X 1)11. Prompt
shipment Miller's Chirk Hatchery,
Fergus, Ont.
DYEING AND C1,13ANING
HAVE YOU ANY't'IIFNG NI011)!+
dyeing or cleaning? Write to us for
information. We are glad to answer
Your questions, Department H.
'Parker'sDye Works Limited, 791
'T'onge Street, Toronto, Ontario,
FOR SALIe
AC'1t0.fA'I•S Oi,' '1'111,1 AIR. 1100,1,1111
pigeons that roll. $7.50 pair. 11. 11,
C. Club, .1103 Highland, Windsor•,
ATTENTION FARMERS '
For Sale; Regular Tractor Tires,
lug treads, suitable for bolting on
steel wheels, front wheels — $5.00
each, renr wheels — $10,00 each,
F. 0. 13. Toronto. When ordering;,
state height tied width of wheel,
National 'Rubber Co, Ltd., 5 Wilt-
shire Ave., Toronto, Ont.
CAILi 1)N0'll ti' NEW 11001(.
Complete dnta on framing walls,
stairs, roofs, trusses, interior and
exterior finish. A mine of ihlfernl-
ation for those interested 1n con-
struction, Sent postpaid, Three dol-
lars, Mosterpri(1t Cnmpnny, Toron-
to 14, Canaria,
ISSUE 27.-1946
P011 SAL14
10LIE('I'it14.) MOTORS NEW, U1;IsD
bought, sold, rebuilt: belts, pulleys,
br uel>es, Allen Electric' Company
l,td., 2320 1)ufferin St,, Toronto, Ont.
FILES
Complete seta of- 50 reconditioned
files now available.; from CO — 14";
including fiat, half round, square,
round, etc.; reuglt and smooth, $8.U0
Per set 10.U.13, Montreal,
lt1+iCUt'IOTOOLS & METALS LTD.,
1212 Aldred Building; Montreal,
JeO18 THIS '"ALL'S 111JN'J'ING. 1101-
gistered pointer puppies, Perfection
Pointer Kennel, 11,79 York St.,
Windsor, Ont,
"l"Olt SALE GUERNSEY BULL,
with pedigree, ready to serve; also
a gentle heifer, duo August. Charles
Bohai, R. 12, No. 2, Glanford Station,
Ontario,
GREAT SHOOTING: DOGS, BRIT-
tany spaniel pups, Registered, Wi11
hunt this (Pall, Chas. Bowen, Ii(ng-
sten, Ont,
MODEL, 85 CLI J'ltAC 'PItAUTO11,
paver 'Bite off and starter,
45 horse power, 12 -incl( tread, ex-
cellent Condition, $1,800. W. C.
Coles, 26 Ontario St., .St, ('11tharines,
Ontario.
Flet ellela'IUN "11711.10 - MASTER,'
119ilkee will operate on any line pipe
installation. Single unit with 50 10.
capacity, stainless steel pall,
$116.25. Immediate delivery units
and vacuum pumps, Box 113, Ter-
minal Station "A", Toronto,
20 PUREBRED, 1+'ULI,Y ACCRED- '
Red, young vaccinated; Guernsey
COWS, G fresh, rest freshening From
July to December, and a i'ew bred
purebred heifers, yearlings and
calves also vaerinated, Adam Cald-
er, (1 2. (1111)ford,
ItIEGISTIERIEO (ENGLISH Si T'J:'l:it
paps, 3 months. Prices and pedigree
on rectuest. W. 02. Hamilton, Poster,
Que.
SILVER PL:tTING rum. 'EASILY
elude and sold. Vast market. For-
mula and sales plan One Dollar. De-
tails free, Iirysto Products Co.
SANTA CI;Cl„ Cal.
THE NEW IMPROVED HAY
DIVIDER
Can he fitted to swath boars( of any
mower' Will replace help usually
neededto fork hay behind mower
in heavy crops. Also save time, as
there is no clogging of knife or
knife guard. Guaranteed satisfac-
tion. 37.50 f.o.b. Bristol, Que. Solo
Mfgr, and distributor for Canada
rind 'U.S. Local Spare ime Agents
Wanted, A. Arbie, Bristol, Que.
' PAIPBS Pon SAI.(:
LARGE DAIRY FARM IN VILLAGE
85 miles from Montreal. 40 head of
cattle. Large quantity timber pulp
and wood. Price 330,000.00. Box 99,
73 Adelaide W., Toronto.
RANCH -FARM — 200 ACRES
$5,56u, (((1 1t'•res cleared, 30 in grain.
L'ultince flintier. (food building's,
stock, implements, J. Mel'auley,
Roesectu, Ont.
FOR SALE — IN COUNTY 01P Di1P•-
ferin, 200 acres clay loam, well cul
tivated, excellent for tractor use, •
well fenced, 15 acres bush. Good
building's, double barn, well stabled,
driving shed, house set among pic-
turesque lawns, hedges, and or-
chard. Water in house and barn,
Hydro available, On gravel road 1
mile from county road and school,,
5 miles frons town, 60 miles north-
west of Toronto. Apply T. E. Fer-
guson, R. R. No. 2, Laurel, Ontario.
A NUMBER Ob' GOOD 100 -ACR':
farms, with hydro, good buildings
and also bush on these farms; a
number of 50 -acre farms $2,000 and
up, a number of 100 -acre farms
$3,000 and up, ,t number of 150 and.
200acre farms $4,000 and up; these
farms have all got good buildings
and also, some with bush and hydro.
These are all good value that should
be picked up at once. J. C. Long,
Real -Estate Broker, Brussels, Ont.
RADIDDESSING °
LEAI(N HAIRDRESSING THE
Robertson method. Information on
request regarding classes. Robert-
son's Hairdressing Academy, 137
Avenue Road, Toronto,
YOU CAN NOW GIVE' YOUBSLJLI
a genuine creme cold wave perman-
ent at home, Results guaranteed for
lovely soft natural waves in 2 to 3
hours, A Chic Deluxe Creme 'Cold
Wave kit contains identical ingre-
dients used by many beauty salons
' for costly creme cold waves. It
gives the results you want, deep
long-lasting waves and curls, so
lustrous, soft and natural -looking.
Barry as putting your hair in curl-
ers. Complete kit with full instruc-
tions, 31.35, If not obtainable at
your local drug or cosmetic counter,
send postal note to Canadian
Beauty Craft Co., 684 Dundas St. E.,
Toronto, and the complete ]tit will
he rn,liilerl to you.
' - 11100,1' WANTED
WANTED: EXPERIENCED SINGLE
dairy barn assistant. Good wages,
board & working conditions. Apply
Don Head Forms, Richmond Hili,
-Ontario (phone Maple 50W). '
DIETITIAN •
Wanted at Muskoka Hospital, Sal-
ary $160.50 per month or 3140.00
per month with fuil maintenance.
One month's vacation with pay at
the end of one year's service. Blue
Cross Plen available. Permanency
for the right person. Apply to Sup-
el"illettd'ent, Muslcolca hospital,
Clrnvenhurst, Ont.
IOX('101111EN('101) I,'ARM(IAND, SIN-
gle, for well equipped dairy farm.
Harold Bingham, R. I3. 4, George-
1'wit, OnInrio.
MEDICAL
N.AT1 itH'S DEM, DIXON'S R1d-
lnedy fol. llhtunnttic Pains, Neuri-
tis. Thousands praising, it. llTunr'o's
Drug Store, 335 IlIgin, Ottawa.
Postpaid 31.00.
STOMACH AND 'ruultIGAl) WORMS
often are the cause of ill health to
11UI11ane, all ages. No one inmtrnel
Why not find out it this Is your
trouble, interesting particulars —
Free! , Write Melvcney's .Remedies
Spcialists, Toronto 3.
A(('('11UIPS IICZlIIilA ulN'f'#1 ':NT,
Try it. !'t Works. Arthur's (Eczema
Ointment, ono of the mast effective
ointments known for the relief of
eczema: GOc., 90c, and $1,75, For in-
formation twritc Charles Arthur, 82
Spruce Hill ltd., Toronto, Ont,
(3001) 111,1801,1;T'ON EVERY
sufferer of Rheumatic: rains or
Neuritis shauld try Nixon', Reme-
fly. Munro's Thug, Store, 536 Digt,,
Ottawa. Postpaid $1,00:
51I7SI('AL INS'IYttletENTS
exualcAL INSTRUMENTS 1tI0-
paired',ltld refinished, Violins, 'Like-,
tele expertly repaired. Minor re-
pairs on Banjos, Mandolins.. and
Guitars. For particulars writs A.
C. 3'tc(lurvey, Orrvllle, Ontario,
pit ED A li0DDINGTON BUYS
sells, exchanges musical Instru-
ments, 111 Church, Toronto 2,
OI'I'03tTUNI'PIES 1Olt WOIOEJON
131; A HAIRDRESSER
JOIN CANADA'S LEADING SCHOOL
Great Opportunity Learn
Hairdressing
Pleasant dignified profession, good
wages, thousands successful Marvel
graduates. America's greatest sys-
tem. Illustrated catalogue free.
Write or call
alARVEL HAIRDRESSING
SCHOOLS
358 J31oor St. W„ Toronto.
Branches: 44 King St. Hamilton
8c 74 Rideau Street, Ottawa,
PATIENTS
Fl,;'1'I.ltvltsTONliAUG1'II dt COMPANY
Patent Solicitors, Established 1890;
14 King West. Toronto. Booklet of
Information on request,
PERSONAL
HAVE Y017 A HOl1BY? MAIt;E IT
pay. Send for Free Details, Earl L.
Powell, 2706 West Olympic Boule-
vard, Los Angeles G, California.
PHOTOGRAPH''
FILMS DiEYb7L0 i'PD 25 CTS. GUA-
ranteed one day service. NO ;WAIT-
ING. Bay Photo Service, North 'Bay.
TIME TESTED QUALITY
SERVICE and SATISFACTION
Your films properly developed and
printed
6 UR 8 EXPOSURE ROLLS 25c.
REPRINTS 8 for 25c,
FINEST ENLARGING SERVICE.
You may not get all the films you
want this year, but you can get all
the quality and service you desire
by sending your films to
IMPERIAL PHOTO SERVICE>J
- Station 1, Toronto,
FINER "SNAPS" COST LESS
lItOMI"P MAIL slu'Rv1(11t
Any Size Roll — 6 or 8 Exposures,
DEVELOPED AND PRINTED 25c
3 MOUNTED ENLARGEMENTS 26c
Size 4x6" in Beautiful Easel Mounts
Enlargements 4x6" on ivory tinted
mounts; 789" in Gold, Silver, Cir-
cassian Walnut or Black Ebony
finish frames, 59c each. 1f enlarge-
ment coloured, 79c each.
Reprints Made From Your
Negatives 3c. Each
M
STAR SNAPSHOT SERVICE
'los 129. Doss (Mice ek, 'lbronio
Print Name and Address Plainly.
ACME QUALITY & SERVICE
Roll developed and 8 prints 25c.,
reprints 3c. each, 4" x 6'' enlarge-
ments mounted in attractive fold-
ers 2 for 25e. Work and service
guaranteed.
ACME I'IHOTO SERVICE
Stn. II, Toronto.
s'I'AMPS
STAMPS COLLECTORS — FREE —
25 different stamps, good value to
approval applicants only. Send 4c
postage. hurry! Bennett Stamp Ex-
change, 39 Arlington Ave., Toronto.
'I'N;ACIILILS WANTED
DI I'IROVIEMlENT DISTRICT 0I'
Beardmore requires two female
teachers, with music certificates
preferred, salaries $1,400.00 State
age, qualifications, experience, and
name of present inspector to N. W.
Cressnlnn, Secretary, Beardmore,
Ontario.
PROTESTANT TEACHER I+'OIt 5.,5.
No. 1, Dayton. Apply stating salary
and qualifications and phone num-
her to Leonard Cameron, Secy,
Dayton, Ontario,
1` W0 (t11ALIPim) 'ri:,ACII)aats
wanted for S. S. No. 6 village of
Quacleville and Extension Bruce-
ton. County of Renfrew. Duties to
commence Sept. 3, 1946. Salary
$1,200, Apply to "Mack Kennelly.
Qum-lc:011e, Ontario.
GL1::NVAI,l8, ON'1'.. TEM. Co. RIE -
quires 1.st class teacher for public
school, Protestant, duties commence
Sept. 1. State qualifications and
salary expected to S. P, Peterson,
Glenvale, Ont.
WAN'I']ED
WANTED: CRAFTSMAN, WITH
facilities to produce solid silver-
ware. Quantity. Good Color rigid
nickel alloy. No investment. Proved
Merit Products, P. 0. Box 188, Wis-
consin Ttapids, Wiusconsin.
WA WED TO BUY CUSTOM
threshing outfit, gasoline or diesel -
rubber tired preferred, Apply Earl
Rattle, Sutton West, R. R. No. 2,
Ontario.
WANTED FOR 0 FOOT CI,II'l'P,,IL
combine pick-up attachment, tand-
em wheel attachment. John Bnrlcor,
Britton, Ont.
IIANK-OLD 1.'ASIIIONED 11I1r1('14-.
antcttl toy brink. Please state partt-
c'ulars and price. 'lox 100, 73 Adel-
aide W„ Toronto, Ont.
WANTED TO't'11IICIIASPl ('U1,LIE"l`S.
flatted Rocks, 'New Hampshires,
White Leghorns any age from 8
weeks np to laying, flood Pricer
paid. Apply to Box No. 115, 73
Adelaide W., Torantn.
CASH FOR YOUR USED
CHEMICAL TOILET BOWLS
Iitustin° and other makes urgently
required, highest prices paid.
Write 194 Galley Avenue, Toronto.
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Plan Parking Lots
On River Thames
Inventor of Wartime Floating
Airport Presents Plans to
London County Council
Ill the near future, motorists
wishing to park their autos in cen-
tral Londt,n will drive them down
the Thames embankment onto the
river—if one London inventor has
his way.
Such a plan to turn parts of the
River Thames into parking lots
to help solve London's daily wor
sening traffic problem is now down
for discussion by the London
County Council.
The sponsor of the scllt9ne is
Mr, R. M. Hamilton, a noted ama-
teur yachtsman and designer of
the Royal Navy's unorthodox but
successful "Lily" floating airport.
Solves Problem In Sleep
It took Mr. Hamilton three
Fears to persuade doubting ex-
perts he could produce a practi-
cable seadrome. He hopes it' will
not take more than as many weeks
to convince London's planning au-
thorities that the methods used in
building the "Lily" airport can give
London millions of square feet on
which to park autos without inter-
fering with rebuilding schemes.
It was ? 1940 that the inventor
woke up one morning and real-
ized he had solved a difficult prob-
lem in his sleep. He had found a
method of building flexible float-
ing structures that would bear
great weights and could be made
in any shape or size desired.
Full -Scale Model Successful
Later, the A.dmiralty took up
his ideas, ,.nd in 19i3—after severe
tests, including the -'s worst
storm — the full ole( air-
port proved succi. . He also
proved that by using the "Lily"
system it would be possible even
to build a floating bridge across
the English Channel if it were
wanted,
The "Lily" takes its nave from
its resemblance to a carpet of lily
leaves on a pond. It is basically
just a collection of ,six -feet wide
hexagonal bouyancy cans hinged
together. All intricate mathe•
niatical system of stresses enables
the whole thing to be flexible.
Britons Get Clear
Outline of Slim
Diet This Winter
Britons received last week a clear
outline of what their meagre diet
is likely to be throughout the
tinter, and it stacked 011 like this:
' Meat—Worse than hardest war
days.
Bacon—Likely to reach lowest
war .level.
Milk—Must take second place to
bread production.
Eggs—Recent increases, at least
in public supplies, will be lost.
"Taken as a whole the position
will not be as good as it was in
the hardest of the war and so far
as egg production is concerned the
least we can. expect.is that the en-
tire increase in output over the last
year will be lost," said Agrictilture
Minister Williams.
"The hone output of pig meat
is also likely to fall at least to the
lowest point of the' war years."
He expressed hope there will be
nothing in the nature of a "really
heavy fall" in. milk production in
the coining year but said milk pro-
duction will have to take a back scat
to bread grain.
The World's Largest
Weed -Killing Spray
Weed - killing corn sprayers
which cope. daily with more than
onehundred ..eras of crops are now
in use 00 Jnited Kingdom farms.
The new machine, the largest of
its type ever built, has a five hun-
dred gallon tank fitted with two
openings. These allow the opera-
tor to pour in chemicals while the
tank is being; filled with water.
The spray liquid is pumped to
spray bars at a pressure of three
hundred pounds per square inch
and fifty ,allons per minute can
be used. The Most spectacular fea•
ture is the sixty foot wide spray
boons with eighty-six nozzles. It
is this which gives the machine its
tremendous output. The acreage
sprayed per day varies with the
size of the fields, the distance of
fields and farms apart, etc. The
record so far for one day's spray-
ing is one hundred and thirty-six
acres.
MACHINERY
NEW AND USED
Of Every Description
Phone EL. 1271
H. W. PETRIE CO, LTD
147 Front St, %V. — Toronto
"Wil BUY & SiII,1."
BIGGEST OF THEM ALL
a Oe
This 220 -foot fuselage of Howard Hughes' eight -engined Hercules
flying boat dwarfs the truck that pulls it along the highway to Ter-
minal Island, Calif., where the wings will be added,
By FRANK MANN HARRIS
("A Six Bit Critic")
The morning after the recent
Conn -Louis speed contest, Billy
Conn came out with the statement
that he was never going to fight
again; and no doubt many of the
mourners who had been present
at Yankee Stadium thought that
statement might even have been
pre -dated by 24 hours or so with-
out straining the facts- too much.
But now, having had time enough
to think things over, Mr. Conn
doesn't appear quite so certain that
his retirement is permanent. Pos-
sibly, because he didn't say "posi-
tively never", it doesn't count.
*' *
And, after all, Conn -,vould be
somewhat foolish to take a final
exit from scenes where people
crowd such lush forkfuls of suc-
culent greenery upon you in re-
turn for such little pairand effort.
It is true that Louis hit hint three
tines; but it's doubtful if he even
felt the last two of then(. Having
to lie on hard, uncushioned can-
vas, with 110 pillow for his head
ar:d dazzling lights streaming into
his eyes, must have beer_ annoying;
but it only lasted ten oeconds. And
when we consider that, to salve
his woundtd feelings, Billy col-
lected more than he would prob-
ably make in thirty years of ordin-
ary toil, we think that Mr. Conn
should consider twice. or even
thrice, before making his retire-
ment too definite.
Conn now claims that he was
fighting according to a carefully
prearranged scenario, and thought
things weren't going too badly.
The whole trouble seems to be that
Mr. Louis—whc is what we call
in theatrical circles a 'slow study'
—forgot the lines of his part, and
refused to let himself get all tuck-
ered out by dazzling speed and
suprioi• footwork. So, just in case
they should be rneeti.,r for a third
time, we have gone to the trouble
of devising an enti.ely new script
for Conn—one that might have at
least the merit of novelty, and
which certainly couldn't bring any
v orse results than the last one.
* * *
Our pia i of campaign would be
for Billy, when the gong rang, to
decline to get off his stool at all,
but )list sit there 111 111s corner,
stretching and yawning as if it
were long past bedtime.. (A little
appropriate soft music from a
string orchestra plight add to the
effect.) And after a while Louis,
who is a notorious sleepyhead,
would probably get the idea and
lie clown long enough to be counted
out.
You chink that we arc even
screwier than usual in suggesting
the mere possibility of a third
meeting "'hat it's highly ridicu-
lous to even hint that there are
folks, in this enlightened day and
age, who would pay real dough to
see anodic] Conn -Louis affair?
Listen, genteel reader! Inside of
a year, or even less, with a real
Mike Jacobs 'build-up' those same
two could draw a gate of at least
a million dollars; the 'very same
people who are so loudly howling
'never again' would be grabbing
fcr the top -price pews; and there
would be just as many of the 'ex-
perts' calling Conn to win on
points as there were the last tige.
Igor while they claim that an
elephant never forgets, there's
mighty little elephant -blood cours-
ing through the veins of the sport-
ing fraternity.
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News ,hat the Big League r'egu
lar hockey schedule is to be length
t0 sixty 4'
C \f full t 11
1 „aloes will, we
feel sure, be welcomed as a move
it: the tight direclio'1 by many
close students of our great winter
pastime. With a mere fifty or eo
games, plus a paltry fourteen of
playoffs, one could never feet ab
solutely that the real- t.ndisputed
championship had been definitely
decided. This stretching -out of the
regular schedule should help no
little; bo. we are still of the opin
.ion that, when the playoffs finally
start, each and every tear(( in the
loop should be included in same.
This thing of eliminating a couple
of thein, while there are ati11 plenty
of customers eager to pay money
tt watch them perform, is even
worse than unsportsmanlike. It's
bad business, no less.
"Even the best of us has a mite
of larceny in his heart" is a favor-
ite remark of our friend Oatbin
Willie, who follows the profession
of Turf Adviser — miscalled "tip-
ster" by many. And the truth of
this remark was once again exemp-
lified recently when half the city
of Toronto seemed tc be betting
on a Western horse that not one
in ten of the bettors bad even
heard of before. The reason?
Well, the rumor got around that
the race was fixed for this steed
to win. "See that guy over there?"
said Oatbin .Willie to u5 one after-
noon. "He's Manager of a Bank,
and a big shot in some Church on
Sundays. If I tell him this horse
is the fastest thing in the race,
he'll maybe bet a fi But if 1
convince ]time that the race is a
frame-up—Lill go for a C -note, or
maybe more. To lead them to the
top -price ticket windows, you gotta
appeal to tihe larceny in their
hearts."
SIAM'S NEW KING
Boston -born Prince Phurniphon
Adulet, above, 18, has ascended the
throne of Siam, succeeding his
brother, Ananda Mahidol, who died
after a shooting accident in the
royal palace in Bangkok. The new
king was born in Boston while his
father was studying at Harvard.
Dress Rehearsal
Of A -Bomb Test
A Superfortress
Bikini lagoon in
dropped a dummy
a dress rehearsal
test of the effect
fission weapon on
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roared over the
the Pacific and
atomic bomb in
of next week's
of the nuclear
Navy ships.
The rehearsal was b- ' real thing
with one exception: the bomb di-
rected toward the orange -painted
battleship Nevada, aiming point,
was 110t atomic.
The bomb was a copy of the
atomic one in all respects except
that it carriec, a mildly explosive
pyrotechnic charge to produce a
flash visible many miles away
while doing minor damage to the
target bullscye. It (narked the pre-
cise moment and place of the burst.
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Participating in the rehearsal,
each performing the task for which
he had been rigorously trained for
months, were 42,000 officers and
men of Joint Ai-rny-Navy Task
Force 1.
Under their control and care
were more than 200 shills, a myriad
of small ?.oats. (nor e than 150
phones of the Army and 'Navy and
4,400 animals In "ha111e Mations"
ah(1;u',l the targets.
Rationing Needed
In United States
• lustcad cif the 1(31,51)0 tons of
wheat we promised, we shipped
89,000 tons, says the Boston Her-
ald. Thirty-two tons of rice went
out instead of the 13,000 we pledg-
ed. Only 2,4(0 of 12,000 tons of fat
left these shores, 0nd that is the
ignomin10114 record of one recent
week. Despite all the dark bread,
all the grain bonuses, all the ex-
hortations to Conserve, we are
feeding the hungry peoples with
more apologies -than food. d'i'e can
no lbnger put off'rationiug,