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RIESS
TOO LOW FOR THEM
Trying to collect a VS rent bill,
a- Philadelphia landlord seized a
soldier's artificial foot. We under-
stand the Society for Stealing Pen-
nies from Blind Men has unani-
mously blackballed him for mem-
bership. —. Windsor Star.
ISN'T IT A FACT?
There will always be economic
turmoil so Iong as so many persons
want to do something for a living
that doesn't involve work, says a
wise contemporary.
— St, Thomas Times -Journal.
ONLY ONE EXCEPTION
A new plastic is only one two -
millionth of an inch thick, and is
said to be the thinnest thing ever
made by man — barring some of
his excuses, of course.
— Ottawa Citizen.
MUST BE MAGICIAN
In the good old days a man who
saved money was considered a
miser. Nowadays anyone who can
save money is looked upon as a
magician. — Kitchener Record.
LUCKY TURKEY
A new machine will pluck a tur-
key in 30 seconds, But the turkey
and the tax payer differ because the
turkey has to take it only once.
— Port Arthur News -Chronicle.
DIDN'T DARE, PERHAPS
Sherman said
but it is to be
never gave his
peace.
that war was•. hell,
regretted that he
frank opinion of
— Peterborough Examiner.
THINK IT OVER
Even though it's still hard to get
enough meat and butter, says Uncle
Mat, just think how much harder
it would have been to learn Japan-
ese.
— The Wall Street Journal.
BAD INVENTIONS
Modern version, for the atomic
age: The road to Hell is paved with
bad inventions,
— Edmonton Journal
THE SPORTING THING
U. 5 SENATOR
I O1 UZONT.AL
1 Pictured U,
S. Senator,
10 Dined.
11 Marked with
lines.
12 Male offspring
14 Installment
paid (abbr,),
15 Acts of
choosing,
18 On account
(abbr.).
20 House pet,
22 .Era.
23 Royal Red
Cross (abbr.).
24 Iniquity,
25 Ireland.
27 Finest.
28 Support.
30 Natives of
Denmark.
31 Disorder.
32Age.
33 Relative.
35 Maxim.
38 Petitions,
40 Pattern.
41 Print
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42 Chief (Sp,). song.
44 Obtain. 4 Cereal grass.
47 Regret. 5 Powerful
48 Rubidium explosive
(symbol). (abbr,).
49 He is an —, 6 Inheritor. '
52 Half an em. 7 Smell.
53 Courtesy title 8 Donkey.
55 Cosmetic. 9 Therefore.
56 Boat paddle. 10 Separately.
58 Holland. 13 Clamor.
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1 And (Latin). desserts.
2 Sheltered side 16 Music note.
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17 North Caro-
lina (abbr,).
19 Ernmets.
21 Fencing posi-
tion (p1,).
24 He is U. S.
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Oklahoma.
26 Catches.
27 Title of
nobility,
29 Female deer.
30 Democrat
(abbr.).
33 One who uses
34 Deadens,
36 More exact,
37 Sign.
39 Steal.
42 Check (abbr.)
43 Defy.
44 Final aim.
45 Girl's name.
46 Symbol for
tantalum.
49 Mineral rock„
50 She.
51 Make a
slight bow.
54 Within.
57 Like.
The crowd yells, Tin him to the mat,' so—."
SIDE GLANCES
By Galbraith
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"The funniest thing about those comics is the seriousness: with
which Bill reads them!"
OH, WES, IF
YORE TRYIN' TO
PUT THET LION
HIDE ON TH' HOGS
W Hy DON'T `!OU
STOP AN' TR`/
T'HOLD HIM 11.1 -
STK, O' RUNNIN'
WITH HIM?
1I
By J., R. Williams
.TO HECK. ION SKIN NOW.' I'LL
BE HANGED IF I'M
GOING TO LET A FAT
PLUG BACKING UP
ON HIS HIND LEGS
BEAT ME RUNNING!
"I'm Lonesome!"
Never Say Die
"Excuse rne, sir," said a shabby
caller at a newspaper office, 'are
you satisfied with the amount of
your present life insurance?"
"Yes," replied the manager,
shortly,
"Could J interest you in a mor-
occo -bound edition of the works of
Thackeray ?"
"'You could not,"
"Would you invest in a good
second-hand cornet if you could
get it cheap?"
"No I„
"Just so! Would an offer to
supply you with first-class import-
ed Havana cigars at two pounds
a hundred appeal to you?"
"Not a bit!"
"That being the case," said the
caller, "would you be willing to
buy a penny tin of shoe polish just
to get rid of me?" „
"Great S. ottl Yes."
"Thanks! Good day!"
In Hades
After a busy life, an old-time
American died. The first thing
he knew, a butler in another world
was showing him a palatial guest
room, saying, "This, sir, is your
suite. The only rule here is: You
ring and 1 bring. Just press that
button and 1 will provide whatever
your heart desires."
About a month later, the Ameri-
can sat in his easy chair surround-
ed by cigars, decanters, fishing rods,
radio, and all else that a tnan
could wish, The butler appeared:
"Here, you! I want soinething to
do. 1 want work,"
"Sorry, sir, hut work is the only
thing we do of provide here."
"What! If 1 can't have work, 1
would just as soon be in llarlcs,"
"I;rrt, srr," replied the butler,
"Where did you think you were?"
REG'LAR FELLERS Time for an Operation
5 GUESS WE'LL HAVE
T'SEE A EXPERT, 2OOLI E,
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FOR
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By GENE BYRNES
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GET A DIME,
OUT OF IT, MISTER,
FOf. MY GIRL-
FRIEND !
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MUTT AND JEFF There seems to b� something wrong with the economic system
MUTT, I GAVE GUS THIS
MONEY To HOLD FOR
ME AND I COUNTED
SIXTY DOLLARS
INTO HIS
HAND!
ANOTHER TO l
MAKE SURE HE
COUNTED IT AGAIN
AND 14E ONLY
COURTED
FlIF Y -FIVE
DOLLARS!
so THEN WE HATS THE
OFFICER COUNT IT!
HE ONLY COUNTED
FIFTY DOLLARS
AND WHEN THE
JUDGE COUNTED
IT IT WAS ONLY
FOR Y -FIVE
eff- it
in
FIVE,TEN, FIFTEEN,
TWENTY, TWENTY•Flvlit
YOU'RE ALL WRONG!
THERE'S ONLY yOF
FORTY F� FCR
HERE! _.
this
neighborhood
WELL, NO!
ANYBODY
CAN MAKE
A MISTAKE
I'LL COUNT IT
AGAIN To
MAKE SURE!
By BUD FISHER
'DON'T
DONT BOTHER!
1'LL TAKE IT �1L1
BACK Ta ITS
CORNER BEFORE
ITS COUNT.ED
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t,
1 'V mad
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Two Drills now working
from the Ice, Widwood ad -
hawk in the Night Hawk
joins Aquarius and Gold -
Lake area of East Porcupine.
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY STREET, TORONTO
Charles Long Luc
Issued Capital -- 910,631 Shares
This property is in the Little
Long Lac Camp some 170 miles
north-east of Port Arthur.
The Charles Long Lac is locat-
ed a short distance north of the
Little Long Lac Mine; its ad-
joining neighbors are Nordarm
(controlled by Northern Canada
Alines), Lafayette and Mar-
quette.
It is reported that Charles Long
Lac are arrangiug a diamond
drilling contract, and that work
will be underway within 30
days.
10 view of the favorable geolo-
gical conditions disclosed from
recent diamond drilling by Mar-
quette and Lafayette, this work
is regarded with great interest
and expectation,
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY ST,, TORONTO
An excellent prospect, in our
opinion. It has good neigh-
bors, Charles Long Lac and
Marquette Long Lac. Fa-
vorable drilling results on
Charles Long Lac would
mean much to Lafayette.
Recent Geological disclos-
ures indicate that Lafayette
ground has most favorable
geological conditions.
Lafayette owns a very sub-
stantial holding of shares in
Marquette Long Lac.
To sum up — AN EXCEL. -
LENT PROSPECT.
Map on Request
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY STREET, TORONTO
$ OVARICH-
L ER
Located in Hearst, McVi'ttie
and McElroy Townships, in
two closely adjoining groups,
totalling over 800 acres.
The East boundary of the
Tovarich properties is . less
than a mile' West of the
Town of Larder Lake. Dia-
mond Drilling proceeds; —
and will be going on for
some months.
Latest word indicates • that
favorable Porphyry has •al-
ready been encountered. Im-
portant values may be ob-
tained at any time.
The main "Larder Lake
Break," as reported by Gov-
ernment Blue Books, is lo-
cated on Tovarich ground.
We suggest that buying of
Tovarich shares is an oppor-
tunity; and suggest purchas-
ing ''before the news", and
while the price is still low.
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& CO1VIPANy
200 BAY ST., TORONTO
Issued Capital, 2,210,005 Shares
This large property of 19
claims, at present inactive,
extends from 1,600 feet east
of Kerr -Addison's east point,
to the Quebec boundary,
Chesterville adjoins and, lies.
between Kerr -Addison and
Pelangio; and is driving
north east on its 1,600 foot
level. This drive is ap-
proaching a parallel position
to the Pelangio boundary.
We expect to hear favorable
news on'this Chesterville de-
velopment at an early date.
Pelangio has quick assets
consisting of Cash, Bonds,
and immediate marketable
Securities totalling $42,-
500,00. •
GEORGE CHAPMAN
& COMPANY
200 BAY ST., TORONTO