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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1946-02-28, Page 6VINCE OF 1 RIESS TOO LOW FOR THEM Trying to collect a VS rent bill, a- Philadelphia landlord seized a soldier's artificial foot. We under- stand the Society for Stealing Pen- nies from Blind Men has unani- mously blackballed him for mem- bership. —. Windsor Star. ISN'T IT A FACT? There will always be economic turmoil so Iong as so many persons want to do something for a living that doesn't involve work, says a wise contemporary. — St, Thomas Times -Journal. ONLY ONE EXCEPTION A new plastic is only one two - millionth of an inch thick, and is said to be the thinnest thing ever made by man — barring some of his excuses, of course. — Ottawa Citizen. MUST BE MAGICIAN In the good old days a man who saved money was considered a miser. Nowadays anyone who can save money is looked upon as a magician. — Kitchener Record. LUCKY TURKEY A new machine will pluck a tur- key in 30 seconds, But the turkey and the tax payer differ because the turkey has to take it only once. — Port Arthur News -Chronicle. DIDN'T DARE, PERHAPS Sherman said but it is to be never gave his peace. that war was•. hell, regretted that he frank opinion of — Peterborough Examiner. THINK IT OVER Even though it's still hard to get enough meat and butter, says Uncle Mat, just think how much harder it would have been to learn Japan- ese. — The Wall Street Journal. BAD INVENTIONS Modern version, for the atomic age: The road to Hell is paved with bad inventions, — Edmonton Journal THE SPORTING THING U. 5 SENATOR I O1 UZONT.AL 1 Pictured U, S. Senator, 10 Dined. 11 Marked with lines. 12 Male offspring 14 Installment paid (abbr,), 15 Acts of choosing, 18 On account (abbr.). 20 House pet, 22 .Era. 23 Royal Red Cross (abbr.). 24 Iniquity, 25 Ireland. 27 Finest. 28 Support. 30 Natives of Denmark. 31 Disorder. 32Age. 33 Relative. 35 Maxim. 38 Petitions, 40 Pattern. 41 Print Answer to E R OL . V 5.14 .1 ORtE N!EIW R Previous Puzzle EtA R A1T S SLEE HEAD E R .S,TEP measures. 3 Funereal 42 Chief (Sp,). song. 44 Obtain. 4 Cereal grass. 47 Regret. 5 Powerful 48 Rubidium explosive (symbol). (abbr,). 49 He is an —, 6 Inheritor. ' 52 Half an em. 7 Smell. 53 Courtesy title 8 Donkey. 55 Cosmetic. 9 Therefore. 56 Boat paddle. 10 Separately. 58 Holland. 13 Clamor. VERTIOA$. I4 Frozen 1 And (Latin). desserts. 2 Sheltered side 16 Music note. THE SPOR I Q THING ., .. a eV & gym AlliRMSTRONO .11,171...arruann* 17 North Caro- lina (abbr,). 19 Ernmets. 21 Fencing posi- tion (p1,). 24 He is U. S. --- from Oklahoma. 26 Catches. 27 Title of nobility, 29 Female deer. 30 Democrat (abbr.). 33 One who uses 34 Deadens, 36 More exact, 37 Sign. 39 Steal. 42 Check (abbr.) 43 Defy. 44 Final aim. 45 Girl's name. 46 Symbol for tantalum. 49 Mineral rock„ 50 She. 51 Make a slight bow. 54 Within. 57 Like. The crowd yells, Tin him to the mat,' so—." SIDE GLANCES By Galbraith sa ' 3SY by6LADYS PARKER THAT NOT FAIR, YOU'RE >J STANDING 6 OPS ONE �,. foo 6 / COPA 7944 RV NrA SERVICE. INC. T M. REC. U. S. PAT. OFF. "The funniest thing about those comics is the seriousness: with which Bill reads them!" OH, WES, IF YORE TRYIN' TO PUT THET LION HIDE ON TH' HOGS W Hy DON'T `!OU STOP AN' TR`/ T'HOLD HIM 11.1 - STK, O' RUNNIN' WITH HIM? 1I By J., R. Williams .TO HECK. ION SKIN NOW.' I'LL BE HANGED IF I'M GOING TO LET A FAT PLUG BACKING UP ON HIS HIND LEGS BEAT ME RUNNING! "I'm Lonesome!" Never Say Die "Excuse rne, sir," said a shabby caller at a newspaper office, 'are you satisfied with the amount of your present life insurance?" "Yes," replied the manager, shortly, "Could J interest you in a mor- occo -bound edition of the works of Thackeray ?" "'You could not," "Would you invest in a good second-hand cornet if you could get it cheap?" "No I„ "Just so! Would an offer to supply you with first-class import- ed Havana cigars at two pounds a hundred appeal to you?" "Not a bit!" "That being the case," said the caller, "would you be willing to buy a penny tin of shoe polish just to get rid of me?" „ "Great S. ottl Yes." "Thanks! Good day!" In Hades After a busy life, an old-time American died. The first thing he knew, a butler in another world was showing him a palatial guest room, saying, "This, sir, is your suite. The only rule here is: You ring and 1 bring. Just press that button and 1 will provide whatever your heart desires." About a month later, the Ameri- can sat in his easy chair surround- ed by cigars, decanters, fishing rods, radio, and all else that a tnan could wish, The butler appeared: "Here, you! I want soinething to do. 1 want work," "Sorry, sir, hut work is the only thing we do of provide here." "What! If 1 can't have work, 1 would just as soon be in llarlcs," "I;rrt, srr," replied the butler, "Where did you think you were?" REG'LAR FELLERS Time for an Operation 5 GUESS WE'LL HAVE T'SEE A EXPERT, 2OOLI E, T1-115 SS Too MUCH- FOR UC -FOR. ME° 07P.w4tIAM5 ., THE SPIRIT OF COMPETITION roe: ,;;; FlY NEA GER ICEFIHC 0, By GENE BYRNES � OR- JEST , GET A DIME, OUT OF IT, MISTER, FOf. MY GIRL- FRIEND ! O. IL annarmarrtemategatmeenrallisitalireeetinmmilmomagnemeggaminmeslankcemnisannaoremertmermanot MUTT AND JEFF There seems to b� something wrong with the economic system MUTT, I GAVE GUS THIS MONEY To HOLD FOR ME AND I COUNTED SIXTY DOLLARS INTO HIS HAND! ANOTHER TO l MAKE SURE HE COUNTED IT AGAIN AND 14E ONLY COURTED FlIF Y -FIVE DOLLARS! so THEN WE HATS THE OFFICER COUNT IT! HE ONLY COUNTED FIFTY DOLLARS AND WHEN THE JUDGE COUNTED IT IT WAS ONLY FOR Y -FIVE eff- it in FIVE,TEN, FIFTEEN, TWENTY, TWENTY•Flvlit YOU'RE ALL WRONG! THERE'S ONLY yOF FORTY F� FCR HERE! _. this neighborhood WELL, NO! ANYBODY CAN MAKE A MISTAKE I'LL COUNT IT AGAIN To MAKE SURE! By BUD FISHER 'DON'T DONT BOTHER! 1'LL TAKE IT �1L1 BACK Ta ITS CORNER BEFORE ITS COUNT.ED �wl t, 1 'V mad �^ 7 Two Drills now working from the Ice, Widwood ad - hawk in the Night Hawk joins Aquarius and Gold - Lake area of East Porcupine. GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY 200 BAY STREET, TORONTO Charles Long Luc Issued Capital -- 910,631 Shares This property is in the Little Long Lac Camp some 170 miles north-east of Port Arthur. The Charles Long Lac is locat- ed a short distance north of the Little Long Lac Mine; its ad- joining neighbors are Nordarm (controlled by Northern Canada Alines), Lafayette and Mar- quette. It is reported that Charles Long Lac are arrangiug a diamond drilling contract, and that work will be underway within 30 days. 10 view of the favorable geolo- gical conditions disclosed from recent diamond drilling by Mar- quette and Lafayette, this work is regarded with great interest and expectation, GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY 200 BAY ST,, TORONTO An excellent prospect, in our opinion. It has good neigh- bors, Charles Long Lac and Marquette Long Lac. Fa- vorable drilling results on Charles Long Lac would mean much to Lafayette. Recent Geological disclos- ures indicate that Lafayette ground has most favorable geological conditions. Lafayette owns a very sub- stantial holding of shares in Marquette Long Lac. To sum up — AN EXCEL. - LENT PROSPECT. Map on Request GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY 200 BAY STREET, TORONTO $ OVARICH- L ER Located in Hearst, McVi'ttie and McElroy Townships, in two closely adjoining groups, totalling over 800 acres. The East boundary of the Tovarich properties is . less than a mile' West of the Town of Larder Lake. Dia- mond Drilling proceeds; — and will be going on for some months. Latest word indicates • that favorable Porphyry has •al- ready been encountered. Im- portant values may be ob- tained at any time. The main "Larder Lake Break," as reported by Gov- ernment Blue Books, is lo- cated on Tovarich ground. We suggest that buying of Tovarich shares is an oppor- tunity; and suggest purchas- ing ''before the news", and while the price is still low. GEORGE CHAPMAN & CO1VIPANy 200 BAY ST., TORONTO Issued Capital, 2,210,005 Shares This large property of 19 claims, at present inactive, extends from 1,600 feet east of Kerr -Addison's east point, to the Quebec boundary, Chesterville adjoins and, lies. between Kerr -Addison and Pelangio; and is driving north east on its 1,600 foot level. This drive is ap- proaching a parallel position to the Pelangio boundary. We expect to hear favorable news on'this Chesterville de- velopment at an early date. Pelangio has quick assets consisting of Cash, Bonds, and immediate marketable Securities totalling $42,- 500,00. • GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY 200 BAY ST., TORONTO