HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1946-02-07, Page 6MOPSY byGtADYS PARKER
THIS iS YOUR LAST CHANCE, MOPSY
I r THd5 ONE 1:1E5 YOU FLUNK YOUR
NURSES AI OE COUFS ' r ..._
FUNNY BUSINESS
By Hershberger
"The odds are better since l cut a hole in it!"
"OLD DOMINION STATE"
HORIZONTAL
1 Depicted
state,
8 Swamp.
14 Mulcts.
15 Casts again.
16 Drunken
carousals,
17 Malayan
jumping
disease,
18 Work with
needle and
thread.
19 Swiss river.
20 Star facet.
?,11 Him,
22 Native of
Latvia.
24 Stringed
musical
instruments.
27 Before.
29 Indian.
30 Jumbled type.
31 Laughter
sound.
32 Of the thing.
33 Symbol for
calcium.
34 Genus of
vipers.
36 Is able.
37 Incursions:
38 Greek letter.
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41 Rave.
42 Ells English
(abbr,).
43 Confine.
44 Footlike part.
45 Object.
47 Throe.
48 Spider
monkey.
51 Petitions.
53 Sligh
54 Catchers of
eels.
55 Its capital
is --,
VERTICAL
1 Surety
(Roman)
2 Little demon.
3 Rate again.
4 Large.
5 Cake froster.
6 Not elsewhere
specified
(abbr.).
7 Exists.
8 Allot.
9 Wood sorrel.
10 Sun god.
11 Aver.
12 Female saint
(abbr.).
13 Compass point
15 Hank of twine
17 Louisiana
abbe
( .).
21 Mist.
22 Person
affected with
leprosy,
23 Genus of
shrubs.
24 Hearken,
25 Type of nut.
26 Meager,
28 Go by.
31 Conceal,
35 Wintry.
36 Italian
country
house.
38'In terdicts,
39 Hen product,
40 Symbol for
tellurium,
41 Arm anew.
43 Sedans.
44 Expression OS
disdain.
45 Mimic.
46 Anger.
47 Through,
48 Civilian
Conservation
Corps (abbr.)
49 Number,
50 Augment.
52 Biblical
pronoun.,
53 Symbol for
silicon.
Unusual
The captain of the local fire
brigade entered the Pig and
Whistle and ordered a half-pint of
beer. The landlady looked at him
in astonishment; never before had
she known hint order less than a
pint.
"Did you say a half pint?" she
asked.
"Why yes," replied the fireman.
"1 know it's unusual, but 1 haven't
time for a pint. I'm on my way
to a fire."
Baffled
A man went to a physician, com-
plaining of prolonged headaches.
The doctor told him to stop smok-
ing.
"I have never used tobacco in
any forst."
"Well, then, stop drinking."
"I ani a total abstainer." -
"Late hours, then, and fast wo-
men,"
"1 ani always in bed by nine. I
am a bachelor and live with my old
maiden aunt: Now, seriously, what
causes my headaches?"
"I don't know,". said the baffled
.doctor. "1 guess your halo's pinch-
ing."
THE SPORTING THING
CDG &PS
1 rig i ;
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"Did you •whistle, I hope?"
Easy Enough •.
A girl bad passed various 'exam-
inations for a position, and was
now facing the selection committee
for the ' intelligence test. She had
been warned that thi= was always
fti'1 of ''catches'.
"Now, 'Miss Smith," said one of
the examiners, "If a man buys an
article for dleven shillings and six-
pence, and ,,ells it for nine and
tenpence, does he gain or lose?"
The candidate pondered deeply
for a fete moments, and then re-
plied: "Well, he gains on the pen-
nies, but loses On the shillings,"
Seemed a Good Idea
On the first day in her new home
the }lung bride was efficiency per-
>lonified.
"Jag:c," she called • to the parlor
• maid, "the casters on these chairs
squeak horribly. Oil them right
away."
Sorry, miss,' replied Jane, bit
we haven't any oil."
"Then take this quarter," was
the 'nstant rejoinder, and buy a
quart of castor oil,"
One Or Other
She was obviously annoyed when
she returned from her shopping
expedition. "John," she said to her
husband, "I've just found that the
woman next door has a coat ex-
actly the same .as mine."
John looked up from his bank-
ing account, which he had been
trying to balance. "Well, my dear,"
he said, "I suppose you'll want me
to buy you a new coat?"
"Yes," she replied. "It would be
cheaper than moving, wouldn't it?"
MUTT AND JEFF — Well as Shakespeare Didn't Say "Get the Flit Mutt, Get the Flit"
M,F, YOUR IGNORANCE
IS POSITIVELY
REFRESHING!
YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYBODY OR
A NYTHiNG t
(3H, I
WOULD*
SAY THAT!
.1 KNOW
THINGS
AND STUFF!
HAVE YoU-11\
EVER LEAD
BACON P,'
N0, BUT
1' VE
EATEN
IT! r'
Lessons From Father
Two members .of the club were
having an argument about right
and wrong. "Don't talk to me
about right, and wrong," said
Brown heatedly, "1 'cannot re -
remember the time when I couldn't
distinguish the difference•„
"1 suppose you were taught the
difference at your mother's knee,"
sneered Black. '
"Certainly not, 1 learned over nay
father's knee," retorted Brown.
THE SPORTING THING
"Stop sneezing at me!"
Great Salesman
"You know, old man," said
Brown, "that fellow's too smart
for me. Do you know what he
did?"
"No," said Green. "What?"
"Well, he sold me a plot of land
that was two feet under water. 1
went round and demanded my
money back."
'Did you get it?"
"Get nothing! , He sold me a
motor -boat!"
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O H, THAT HAM
SURE,' KNEW
HIM WE
USEDTOPAL
AROUND
TOGETHER!
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BACONS BEEN
DEAD OVC--R
TWO HUNDRED
YEARS!
/REALLY?
HOW
TIME
DOES
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blend contains all the
stimulating goodness of
choice Latin-American
coffees
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We sell our goods only through
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We manufacture in our fac-
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Other sires. as well as odd ami
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