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"Take it easy, ladies! This is just a piece of luggage I picked up in
a second-hand store!"
THE SPORTING THING
BY LANG ARMSTRONG
'He's probably in here—buried n
his books!"
"NOW WHAT?"
Clear As Mud •
The pilot had taken great pains
to explain all about his machine to
the pretty young visitor at the air-
port—its mechanical features,
purpose of this and that, what
pilots did to meet actual flying
conditions, and so on. He looked
at the girl and smiled. "Now you
understand, don't you?"
"All but one thing," replied the
girl.
"And ghat is that?"
"What makes the t11im; stay up?"
A Dead Heat
Economists say the quickest way
to inflation is paying more for less
goe:cls. What about paying more
frr h,:, 1aLor?--•New York Sun.
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US WORLD
By Willial,i
Ferguson
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RUSSIAN ZOOLOGIST,
SKINNED AN
ANIMAL THAT'
HAD 6N
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A MAMMOTH THAT
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OF CENTORI S.
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SAYS 1 I YEAR- OLD
BARBARA EMSHEIMB29'
SAN FRANCISCO, •CALIP-
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THE. ANCIENTS
THOUHT, HAD,
THE Pow -Fa.
To WARD OFF
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COPR. 1941 BY NEA SERVICE, INC.
NEXT: The world's smallest fish.
FUNNY BUSINESS
By Herrshbergezi
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°`t think it's a Navy .elan carrying the ball l"
gnough
Mother wanted to spend Satur•
day in town, and father, an ac-
countant, reluetently agreed to
give up his golf and spend the af-
ternoon with the -children. On the
return of mother, the father hand-
ed her the following report of the
afternoon :--
"Dried tears -9 times. Tied shoes
—13 times. Toy ballons purchased
3 per child. -Average life of a bal-
loon -13 seconds. Cautioned child-
ren not to cross street — 21 tinges.
Children crossed street -21 tunes.
Number of Saturdays 1 will do
this again -0."
Equally Dangerous •
Grandpa blew out the gas and his
grandchildren step on it, with
much the sante effect. — Brandon
Stun.
On the Spot
Grover Cleveland W ilmoth, of El
Paso. Tex., recently notified us that
the examining officer al a nearby
army base asked a new man what
his wife's name was. The fellow
said he doesn't know. "What do
you mean?" demanded the officer.
"What did you call her." And.
the new guy said: "Never had to
she was always there."
HOTEL iVIT1H N LE
All Beautifully Furnished
With Running Water.
Rates;
$1.50 tap
NIAGARA FALLS
OPPOSITE
C.N.R. STATION,
ECAUSE OF
MESE FIRESTONE
EXTRA V.41 UES
Yes, you can be sure of Firestone tires
standing up to any practical speed you
will ever travel. Wilbur Shaw, the famous
.race driver, definitely proved that for
you in an actual speedway test.
® Shaw drove /or 500 miles at an ave-
rage speed of 100 miles per hour—on
the straightaways he hit 135 miles
per hour.
® Not a skid or blowout occurred in
this gruelling test—equal to 50,000
miles of ordinary driving.
You, may never want to drive at 100 miles
per hour but it's mighty comforting • to
know your Firestone tires have the
reserve strength and stamina to stand up
to any demand you could ever make of
them. When you are able to buy tires
insist on having Firestone DeLuxe
Champion tires on your car.
Vi,amic Rubber -Extra protec-
tion against weather checking
and wear
Gum. Dinning—Each the+ord it
Insulated against friction and
te.nal heat to protect against
Seiti•Lotk Cords -Tight I,
oven, stronger ands 5afti•Loeked
together (or extra strength.
G r•Gri Tread -3.56 ,harp
edged angles provide extra motes.
lion against skidding.
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