HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1953-01-08, Page 6'Dear ,A.iuie .Hirst: Recently
you printed a letter from a
�i0Man who is running around
nth a married man. (I enclose
pping). I am positive that 1
am the wife of
that man. The
woman had the
nerve to say
that he 'made
her see him.'
My husband's
sweetheart told
:me the same
story!
"Her o w n
usband is so blind he can't see
hat's going on. I've known for
wo years. I am heartbroken,
tend i11 from it all... .
'She pretended to be niy
?lend, and often we entertained
hem both. Many times I begged
ter to stop seeing my husband;
he would be at her home several
'IlLours a day, neglecting his work.
;the said the two men were good
lends, and no one could break
iihat.
"We have three children (as
,elle has) whom my husband lov-
ed. Somehow she has turned
their father against them, and
pie. Now I've heard 'that the two
01 them plan to run away!
"Is there no punishment for
t{he wicked'? Please I beg you to
sprint this letter. I know she reads
efour column.
UNSIGNED"
NOT 'YOUR HUSBAND
1 am not surprised that you
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" believe the letter I printed
"' concerned your husband, for
* the circumstances are similar,
"' However, it is not so. I have
" looked up the woman's origw
" inal letter; it came from a town
°' thousands of miles from yours,
half -way between your city and
.' Vancouver. Also, this woman
* has no children.
.3 If she reads this column, the
" advice I gave that erring wife
* is exactly what she needs to-
* day.
If she does not heed it,
" she shows herself as an un-
* scrupulous, wicked woman who
" is so determined to have what
Y she wants that she will wreck
" two homes, crush a loyal hus-
*
band and a heartbroken wife,
"' and involve six innocent chil-
dren.
" She will be punished; fest
assured. That may be empty
:., comfort for you, but never
"` doubt that life takes care of
sinners,
" Hold on to your faith, :and
continue to pray that she and
* your husband will find the
* courage to turn to the right,
e and realize that permanent
" happiness is only found at one's
own fireside with those they
promised to cherish.
You have all my sympathy,
* ". * .
HIDE YOUIt HEART
"Dear Anne Hirst: I am 17,
and after two years of knowing
a nice young man, I find myself
in love with him. Wheii I was
ill recently he was very atten-
tive, but 1 haven't seen him often
since.
"Now I hear he is going with
the wrong crowd, and changing
from the nice boy he was. I want
to help hien if 1 can, Don't you
think that knowing that I care
would do that?
ANXIOUS"
* I understand how yoe yearn
to use your influence with this
wayward lad, but I hope you
s will restrain yourself. If he is
I * to reform, he will make the
'' grade without your help.
It is possible, you know, that
"' his attentions during your il1-
e ness won your heart, (We are
" so susceptible then!) But he
" may have been only kind, you
* know; confessing your love
~• might embarrass him extreme-
* ly.
* Things may work out for you
" .two later on, Meanwhile, date
* other friends, and at least give
"F the impression that
": entire! ha things'are
Y ppt as are.
If you are facing a cricis, hold
on to your faith, and know that
life has a way of evening up the
score ... Anne, Hirst stands by
to comfort and guide you. Write
her at Box 1, 123 Eighteenth
St., New Toronto, Ont,
TINY BABIES
The opossum is not very well
i developed whet, born. Some idea
1 of their size at this stage is in-
dicated by the fact that an or-
ary teaspoon will accommo-
date a litter of eighteen newborn
babes with a little room to spare.
Those who may doubt the auth-
enticity of this statement may re-
fer to a picturr in the August
1930 issue of Nature Magazine
rein there appeared a pic-
showing a teaspoon contain -
eighteen tine 'possums,
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HRONICLE
INGER
•
It seems only a few months
ago singe I was writing New
Year greetings for 1952 and here
I am again wishing you another
happy new ve?e. -et tees ewe
for 1953 , , . and I hope it will
be a Happy New Year for every-
one, with all the good memories
of 1952 carried over to '53, and
all the unpleasant memories for-
gotten -- that is far the better
way, isn't it? Perhaps last year
was a hard year, and yet, in spite
of upset world conditions, and
of our own personal problems,
we all have some pleasant mem-
ories that we can wrap around
ourselves like warn, defensive
garments against the chilly
winds winds of life.
Some of my pleasant nem-
ories are connected with ,the
Christmas greetings that come' to
me from many readers of., tis,
column, some of whom send
their good wishes year after year
as reguieel;. as Clii•isrm..s r',: -':,y
around. It gives pie a great en-
couragement and I am very
grateful for the kindly interest
that is taken in this colunui,-
And so, dear reader -friends, in
case I do not get a chance to
write to each one of you person-
ally, yill you please accept my
thanks for all your kind thoughts
--- and I .hope you will let me
visit you m your ,home each '
week for yet another year,
I suppose niost of you people
either went away for Christmas
and New Year's or had your
family visiting you. We had
Daughter and her husband; Bob,
recently home from Alberta, and
two friends. who are still s+e,-_
ing with us. Just a nice little
family gathering. But I will tell
you more about our Christmas
One Nice Form -,Jean Paradise,
holds a form that places many
harried taxpayers in a condition
that they describe by other terms
than "Paradise." it is the con.
solidated income tax booklet for
1952, which is being distributed
by the U.S, to all taxpayers.
later on. It'may be old news be-
fore you get it but it doesn't do
any harm at all to stretch out
Christmas memories for at least
a few weeks into the new year.
Christmas and New Year's are
too good a time to be celebrated
and then forgotten oversight.
About a week before - Christ-
mas I spent the better part of
two days in Toronto while the
other- Gwen who es staying with '
us kept house. When I got home
almost the first thing I heard
was this: "Next time you go
away you had better take your
bles1,eci kitten with you. _.w was
all over the house, crying and
looking for you everywhere. He
just wouldn't settle down -- we
didn't have any peace at all!"
And yet some folk would have
us belive•that cats are incapable
of showing affection for anyone,
Or course, atter being so lone-
some, you would naturally sup-.
pose that Mitchie White would
be completely overjoyed when I
returned. Not a bit of it, his
feelings were too deeply hurt for
that. I had gone away and left
him so he took his own time to
be friendly again. He tolerated
being stroked and petted but
I showed his displeasure by sulk --
nit arid -refusing to purr the way
he generality does. It was not un-
til the next day that he was
really friendly again. The other
Gwen says she had a cat who
used to act the very same, "Very
different from a dog," says she,
"no matter whether you are away
a,- day or a month, a dog never
stinks -- he is always glad to
see you back and gives you an
efflusive doggy welcome!" That,
3 must admit, is true of our dogs
also. Tippy and Honey are a
funny pair. Tippy would leave
a juicy bone rather 'than be
left behind if any of us were
going out. Honey, if she hap-
pened to be out, would forsake
all her friends, if she so niuch
as heard a dish rattle. She .looks
at you with her pleading spaniel
eyes as if she had the most soul-
ful thoughts and all the time
you know very well all she i5
worrying about is her stomach.
So, one only has to give her a
few table scraps and she is your
friend for life. But she has some
interesting little habits too. We
generally have the evening paper
delivered.at night - just thrown
out somewhere near the mail-
box, We just say to Honey,
"Fetch the paper!' and away she
goes, down to the road, looks
first this way and then that un-
til she finds it, Then away she
paper held firmly in her mouth,
She brings it proudly to the
' house and waits for her reward
- a little dog biscuit. We call
these biscuits "cookies" and if
anyone mentions cookie in her
presence, het ears go up - as
mueh as a spaniel's can --- and
her.eeyes take* on such a bright,
alert look -- in fact, she does
everything but speak in human
language.
Well, that's all for now, ex-
cept once again to wish you all
A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
OSTRICH KICKS OSTRICH
TO DEATH
Visitors to London Zoo know
nothing of the queer ways some
of the inmates there sometimes
meet their deaths, An ostrich
was Tricked to death by another
ostrich last year, says a report
of the Zoo pathologist. A num-
ber of Spanish burrowing voles
bU rowed so thoroughly that
they went clean through into
the Zoo's water supply -and
were drowned!
' But last year's most "shame-
ful" death, according to the pa..
thologist, occurred when a visi-
tor jabbed at a hanging fruit
bet 'with his lighted cigarette.
Royal Bank Sets New High, Record
Deposits O'ver't, Two -and -•a -half Billion
Figures shown in The Royal
Bank of Canada's 1952 Annual
Statement just issued, again set
new high records in the history
of Canadian banking, remark-
able gains having been achieved
in a number of significant areas
of the bank's business. Total
assets gained by more than $175
million to reach a total of $2,-
591,456,874, which is over double
the figure of ten ,years ago.
Total deposits also show ano-
table increase over the record.
figures of a year ago. Commer-
cial loans are at the highest
point in the history of the bank,.
reflecting the steadily inereas-•
ing tempo of Canadian business
and industry during the past
year. Profits are higher, permit-
ting a further transfer of $3,-
000,000 to the bank's Reserve
Fund. This is the third consecu-
tive year in which transfers have
been made. The fund's, total
now stands at $55,000,000. The
bank's paid up capital is $35,-
000.000.
Deposits have now reached
the impressive total of $2,527,-
510,437. This represents an in-
crease of well over $177 million
for the year and a new high
nar]e for Canadian banking. In-
terest bearing deposits be the
public again increased substan-
tially, the 1952 figure being $76,-
061,082 over the record at a veer
ago. The total under this head-
ing riow stands at $1,199,784,873,
almost three times the figure of
ten years ago. Public deposits
not hearing interest rose by $99,-
810,044, to reach a total of '$1,-
185,527,247.
The statement reveals total
loans of $982,177,916, a new high
.figure for Canadian banking and
an increase of $134,157,088 over
the figure for 1951. Commercial
loans in Canada now stand at
$719,010,194, an increase of $96,-
727,467 for the year. Call and
short loans in Canada gained by
$8,471,306 in 1952, and 'similar
loans elsewhere than in Canada
increased by $31,231,136,
Cash assets total $534,087,803,
which is equivalent to 20.5% of
This Pussy . -. as
Permanent Wave
How would you like your cat
• to have a natural permanent
wave and curly whiskers? Such
a cat exists. It belongs to a wo-
man living in Cornwall, and its
queer crinkly coat -the fur is less
than half an inch long in any
place -is exciting the interest of
cat breeders all over the world.
This strange cat (unlike the
sad -looking tabby about) has a
wild animal look and walks with'
a stealthy lope. It is believed to
be the only one of its kind. It
was one of a Iitter of five .born
some months ago. The other four
kittens were normal -coated, but
THE cat was, in the words of a
famous cat geneticist, "born wavy
and has never altered." Like
curly -headed people, his hair is
:mulch more wavy in wet weather
than in dry,
The woman who owns him is
keeping her name secret because
she does not want to part with
him. Cat breeders hope they will
be given the opportunity of re-
producing the crinkly -coat type.
The cat's , mother was a normal -
furred tortoiseshell; the father
unknown. Experts have noted
that the cat is much more fierce
than othertypes of cat. One has
suggested that he may be a throw-
back to a type that existed in
Cornwall centuries ago.
the bank's public liabilities.
Liquid assets amount to $1,710,-
921,629 which is equal to 65.8°
of the bank's liabilities to thce
public. Included in these liquid
assets are Dominion and Pro-
vincial government securities
totalling $651,968,062.
Profits are higher. They
amount to $14,745,447 as com-
pared with $12,983,065 foe the
previous year. Of this amount
$6,325,000 was provided for Do-
minion and Provincial taxes
which showed an increase of $1,-
049,000. In addition, $1,291,362
was charged for depreciation of
bank premises, After the above
deductions, the net profit wen
$7,129,085 as compared with $6,-
306,115 in 1951. Out of net prof-
its $4,375,000 was paid in divi-
dends, and $2,754,085 carried f9r-
ward to Profit and Loss Account
resulting in a balance of $3,780,--
239. From this amount $3,000,O06
has been transferred to the
bank's Reserve Fund which now
stands at $55,000,000, leaving a
balance of $780,239 in the 'Profit
and Loss Account.
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"What a shame! Died of starve..
tion, 7 suppose. He n1 i n g w
should write a story about it."
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ISSUE 1 - 1953
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by housewives in Seville, Spain, They flock to pick old choose
from the bargains dangling on the deckt,d-put donkey's bock"
The, proprietor is pleased with his four -togged More because
rent is no problem. ,Also, the patient Andulasicm beast of burden
is a very colorful tourist attraction and toupees make good
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HRONICLE
INGER
•
It seems only a few months
ago singe I was writing New
Year greetings for 1952 and here
I am again wishing you another
happy new ve?e. -et tees ewe
for 1953 , , . and I hope it will
be a Happy New Year for every-
one, with all the good memories
of 1952 carried over to '53, and
all the unpleasant memories for-
gotten -- that is far the better
way, isn't it? Perhaps last year
was a hard year, and yet, in spite
of upset world conditions, and
of our own personal problems,
we all have some pleasant mem-
ories that we can wrap around
ourselves like warn, defensive
garments against the chilly
winds winds of life.
Some of my pleasant nem-
ories are connected with ,the
Christmas greetings that come' to
me from many readers of., tis,
column, some of whom send
their good wishes year after year
as reguieel;. as Clii•isrm..s r',: -':,y
around. It gives pie a great en-
couragement and I am very
grateful for the kindly interest
that is taken in this colunui,-
And so, dear reader -friends, in
case I do not get a chance to
write to each one of you person-
ally, yill you please accept my
thanks for all your kind thoughts
--- and I .hope you will let me
visit you m your ,home each '
week for yet another year,
I suppose niost of you people
either went away for Christmas
and New Year's or had your
family visiting you. We had
Daughter and her husband; Bob,
recently home from Alberta, and
two friends. who are still s+e,-_
ing with us. Just a nice little
family gathering. But I will tell
you more about our Christmas
One Nice Form -,Jean Paradise,
holds a form that places many
harried taxpayers in a condition
that they describe by other terms
than "Paradise." it is the con.
solidated income tax booklet for
1952, which is being distributed
by the U.S, to all taxpayers.
later on. It'may be old news be-
fore you get it but it doesn't do
any harm at all to stretch out
Christmas memories for at least
a few weeks into the new year.
Christmas and New Year's are
too good a time to be celebrated
and then forgotten oversight.
About a week before - Christ-
mas I spent the better part of
two days in Toronto while the
other- Gwen who es staying with '
us kept house. When I got home
almost the first thing I heard
was this: "Next time you go
away you had better take your
bles1,eci kitten with you. _.w was
all over the house, crying and
looking for you everywhere. He
just wouldn't settle down -- we
didn't have any peace at all!"
And yet some folk would have
us belive•that cats are incapable
of showing affection for anyone,
Or course, atter being so lone-
some, you would naturally sup-.
pose that Mitchie White would
be completely overjoyed when I
returned. Not a bit of it, his
feelings were too deeply hurt for
that. I had gone away and left
him so he took his own time to
be friendly again. He tolerated
being stroked and petted but
I showed his displeasure by sulk --
nit arid -refusing to purr the way
he generality does. It was not un-
til the next day that he was
really friendly again. The other
Gwen says she had a cat who
used to act the very same, "Very
different from a dog," says she,
"no matter whether you are away
a,- day or a month, a dog never
stinks -- he is always glad to
see you back and gives you an
efflusive doggy welcome!" That,
3 must admit, is true of our dogs
also. Tippy and Honey are a
funny pair. Tippy would leave
a juicy bone rather 'than be
left behind if any of us were
going out. Honey, if she hap-
pened to be out, would forsake
all her friends, if she so niuch
as heard a dish rattle. She .looks
at you with her pleading spaniel
eyes as if she had the most soul-
ful thoughts and all the time
you know very well all she i5
worrying about is her stomach.
So, one only has to give her a
few table scraps and she is your
friend for life. But she has some
interesting little habits too. We
generally have the evening paper
delivered.at night - just thrown
out somewhere near the mail-
box, We just say to Honey,
"Fetch the paper!' and away she
goes, down to the road, looks
first this way and then that un-
til she finds it, Then away she
paper held firmly in her mouth,
She brings it proudly to the
' house and waits for her reward
- a little dog biscuit. We call
these biscuits "cookies" and if
anyone mentions cookie in her
presence, het ears go up - as
mueh as a spaniel's can --- and
her.eeyes take* on such a bright,
alert look -- in fact, she does
everything but speak in human
language.
Well, that's all for now, ex-
cept once again to wish you all
A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
OSTRICH KICKS OSTRICH
TO DEATH
Visitors to London Zoo know
nothing of the queer ways some
of the inmates there sometimes
meet their deaths, An ostrich
was Tricked to death by another
ostrich last year, says a report
of the Zoo pathologist. A num-
ber of Spanish burrowing voles
bU rowed so thoroughly that
they went clean through into
the Zoo's water supply -and
were drowned!
' But last year's most "shame-
ful" death, according to the pa..
thologist, occurred when a visi-
tor jabbed at a hanging fruit
bet 'with his lighted cigarette.
Royal Bank Sets New High, Record
Deposits O'ver't, Two -and -•a -half Billion
Figures shown in The Royal
Bank of Canada's 1952 Annual
Statement just issued, again set
new high records in the history
of Canadian banking, remark-
able gains having been achieved
in a number of significant areas
of the bank's business. Total
assets gained by more than $175
million to reach a total of $2,-
591,456,874, which is over double
the figure of ten ,years ago.
Total deposits also show ano-
table increase over the record.
figures of a year ago. Commer-
cial loans are at the highest
point in the history of the bank,.
reflecting the steadily inereas-•
ing tempo of Canadian business
and industry during the past
year. Profits are higher, permit-
ting a further transfer of $3,-
000,000 to the bank's Reserve
Fund. This is the third consecu-
tive year in which transfers have
been made. The fund's, total
now stands at $55,000,000. The
bank's paid up capital is $35,-
000.000.
Deposits have now reached
the impressive total of $2,527,-
510,437. This represents an in-
crease of well over $177 million
for the year and a new high
nar]e for Canadian banking. In-
terest bearing deposits be the
public again increased substan-
tially, the 1952 figure being $76,-
061,082 over the record at a veer
ago. The total under this head-
ing riow stands at $1,199,784,873,
almost three times the figure of
ten years ago. Public deposits
not hearing interest rose by $99,-
810,044, to reach a total of '$1,-
185,527,247.
The statement reveals total
loans of $982,177,916, a new high
.figure for Canadian banking and
an increase of $134,157,088 over
the figure for 1951. Commercial
loans in Canada now stand at
$719,010,194, an increase of $96,-
727,467 for the year. Call and
short loans in Canada gained by
$8,471,306 in 1952, and 'similar
loans elsewhere than in Canada
increased by $31,231,136,
Cash assets total $534,087,803,
which is equivalent to 20.5% of
This Pussy . -. as
Permanent Wave
How would you like your cat
• to have a natural permanent
wave and curly whiskers? Such
a cat exists. It belongs to a wo-
man living in Cornwall, and its
queer crinkly coat -the fur is less
than half an inch long in any
place -is exciting the interest of
cat breeders all over the world.
This strange cat (unlike the
sad -looking tabby about) has a
wild animal look and walks with'
a stealthy lope. It is believed to
be the only one of its kind. It
was one of a Iitter of five .born
some months ago. The other four
kittens were normal -coated, but
THE cat was, in the words of a
famous cat geneticist, "born wavy
and has never altered." Like
curly -headed people, his hair is
:mulch more wavy in wet weather
than in dry,
The woman who owns him is
keeping her name secret because
she does not want to part with
him. Cat breeders hope they will
be given the opportunity of re-
producing the crinkly -coat type.
The cat's , mother was a normal -
furred tortoiseshell; the father
unknown. Experts have noted
that the cat is much more fierce
than othertypes of cat. One has
suggested that he may be a throw-
back to a type that existed in
Cornwall centuries ago.
the bank's public liabilities.
Liquid assets amount to $1,710,-
921,629 which is equal to 65.8°
of the bank's liabilities to thce
public. Included in these liquid
assets are Dominion and Pro-
vincial government securities
totalling $651,968,062.
Profits are higher. They
amount to $14,745,447 as com-
pared with $12,983,065 foe the
previous year. Of this amount
$6,325,000 was provided for Do-
minion and Provincial taxes
which showed an increase of $1,-
049,000. In addition, $1,291,362
was charged for depreciation of
bank premises, After the above
deductions, the net profit wen
$7,129,085 as compared with $6,-
306,115 in 1951. Out of net prof-
its $4,375,000 was paid in divi-
dends, and $2,754,085 carried f9r-
ward to Profit and Loss Account
resulting in a balance of $3,780,--
239. From this amount $3,000,O06
has been transferred to the
bank's Reserve Fund which now
stands at $55,000,000, leaving a
balance of $780,239 in the 'Profit
and Loss Account.
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ISSUE 1 - 1953
Junky Donkey Diane ,",tore --A walking ten -cent stole is appreciated
by housewives in Seville, Spain, They flock to pick old choose
from the bargains dangling on the deckt,d-put donkey's bock"
The, proprietor is pleased with his four -togged More because
rent is no problem. ,Also, the patient Andulasicm beast of burden
is a very colorful tourist attraction and toupees make good
custolllers.