Loading...
HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1952-12-04, Page 2"Dear Anile Hirst: 1 am really in a state. I am married and rve b3ved my wife dearly since we ;married nine years ago. We have t w o children we are both crazy about. But I am now in love with another wom - an! "She works in the factory of which I am superintendent. I have never asked her for a date, and I cannot' explain the sudden passion that has over- taken me. I could not help tell- ing her. She was shocked. She says she has never given thought to me and that she is not a home - wrecker. She added that she re- cently was offered another posi- tion. and now she thinks she'll take it. I ant sure I could win her if 1 tried. "I felt so guilty about all this, that last night I told my wife. She was badly hurt, but said if I want my freedom I can have it. ... I ane hopelessly confused. AN UNHAPPY MAN" * Your selfish stupidity in tell- * ing your wife of your guilt is only snatched by your egotism * in assuming you could win this * woman it you tried. When she * showed her horror at your con- " fession and suggested she re- * sign, why didn't you see that .* as the obvious solution? -Be- * cause, I suspect, you could not * bear the thought of not see - Transfer Designs in 2 Colors fea4k4WkeAlr, JUST IRON ON -- in pretty peach and sky-blue, these old- fashioned girls decorate sheets, pillowslips, and daughter's cot- ton skirts! No embroidery, add ready-made eyeet ruffing'. Washable! Quick! Easy! Pat- tern 824 has ,eight motifs, each 41/2 x 10 inches. Use on all your linens. Send TWENTY-FIVE CENTS in coins (stamps cannot be ac- cepted) for this pattern to Box 1, 123 Eighteenth St, New Toronto, Ont. Print plainly PATTERN NUMBER, your NAME and AD- DRESS. Such a colorful roundup of handiwork ideas! Send twenty- five cents now for our Laura Wheeler Needlecraf t Catalog. Choose your pattern from our g a i l y illustrated toys, dolls, household and personal accessor- ies. A pattern for n hand bag is printed right in the book. ing her every day. What pas- >* sion can do to a man is almost " beyond belief! N For it is only passion that .._ you feel, of course. She is a 4' complete stranger. You do not * know her character, or even o whether you two are compa- 4' tible. You only know you " wanted her, and have convinc- " ed yourself that she would be " unable to resist your charms. " Accept her resignation, and " thank your stars that she, at " least, is honest. You will get " over wanting her. Once she is '' out of your sight, your ento- 4' tions will quiet down and you • will, I hope, realize what tra• gedy has been averted. 4' What you have done to your '!' wife, I'm afraid you will never 4' understand. Heavy with the " sense of guilt, you ran to her " as a child hastens to confess wrongdoing before it is dis- • covered. How long do you " think it will take to restore " her faith in you- She must be " a heartsick woman today, as * bereft as though you had actu- " ally been unfaithful. How * easily you could have spared " her all this grief! * Since your wife loves you * enough to hand you over to * another woman, she will sur- • vive this' shock. But I hope " from now on, all your thoughts " and energies will be concen- • trated on regaining the place in • her heart that you have had " for so long. e 4, 4: When one has sinned. those who love him suffer, too. If your wife or husband has been hurt, devote yourself to healing the wound you have caused . . Anne Hirst is here to comfort and advise you. Write her at Box I, 123 Eighteenth St., New Toronto, Out. All Mixed Up! In no country in the world is there such a confusion of weights and measures as in Brit- ain. After much squabbling, the British Standards Institution de- cided in 1949 that the "teaspoon" for kitchen use should be of blue or green plastic, round in shape and contain 100 minims or drops; and that a teaspoon for medi- cine should be red, oval in shape and hold 60 minims. A sWzxun tnria.�Y .._ ,c,144,441 ,- But -some measures have not reached this level of simplicity. The stone Is a confusing weight. On an ordinary avoirdupois weighing -machine a stone equals 14 Ib.; for meat, 8 lb. make a 'stone; for cheese, 16 lb.; for hay, 22 lb.; for wool, 24 Ib. The ordinary ton is 2,240 ib.; the short or American ton, 2,000 ib.; metric ton, 2,204.6 lb.; dis- placement ton, 35 cubic feet; freight ton, 40 cubic ft.; register ton. 100 cubic ft. If you wish to buy celery wholesale you buy by the roll, containing 8 heads if washed, 12 if dirty. Fish is sold by the trunk, which varies from 10-14 ib.; or by the quintal (Arabic; gintar. a weight of 100 lb.), or by a large tub called a kit (from Norwegian, kitte, meaning bin). Carrots are sold by the bunch, cucumbers by the flat, radishes by the hand, apples and pota- toes by the sieve (56 ib. in the North, 52 lb. in the South), cloth by the bolt, wool by the last, and , glass by the seam. They make the ordinary lean dizzy, though those in the trades seen perfectly happy about it. Uncle Levi Zink says: Every- body knows the old saying that a foot and his money are soon parted, a.nd now that it's hap- pening to everybody. I hardly know what to think. C. "y SWRit`F: PUZZLE AC7t17.'SS 2. T,at.i rtreeic letter 3, -Myself. 4. Swans 5. Son of Seth r,. With4raw 7. Milliary ptudent 1. f1lnotnv T. State of insensibility it. Soniebody 12. Stop t m41104.1,1) 14. Beverage 15. Secured 18. Thick 17. Wise mere 19. Alarm vrt,i tle 21. Negative Prefix 23. Rub oct. 74. Steep Iles 25. Not goo't. 78. Marl 28. Serio u1r.F; 1,01 29. Hold in revel en Ce 22..ful,liant . d. Send out. "' animal • hire m e:rusted r.sh 38. Clock it: London 7i, Sivfi npirit 41. Article 48. Morn ingr prayer 46. Manufactured i; Withered 4:i. Rug 1. t.igb € reeaet 2. T3reathe loudly through the, nese Flier 54. And ten (suffix.) 56. leo DOWNal 1. of tho euta y }trated chamber D. The bunion race 10. Pacify 11. Identical 1 i. Cared for 18. Small island 20. Bent agaln. 23. Attention 25. Cudgel 27. I'Iat cap 38. city in Oregon 79. CO by again 23.1)i tingn1'-t'° 31. Contend N. Guided ab. Boast 38. t.Iernian Ftp. 40. 1)ult few, 41. Ancient (i e, theatre 42. At hand • 44. Nothing nota then 45. Body of ar ehureh 44. Fish eggs 90. Metal 34. Near q' 10 13 r 4...1r\tiwer.. 9 45 Si 3 58 Answer iwlsewitere, on This Pagan Plighted Troth -Bertrand Russell, 80 -year-old British philosopher and proponent of trial marriage (right) is reported engaged to Edith Finch, 50, former teacher at Bryn Mawr College, Pa. it will be Russell's fourth marriage and Miss Finch's second. NICLES INGE'''�� $f awrl,n rl rel ; n t, p ri e rt: Q 4 Another week gone by and no rain. and so mild. This time las ld year we were pretty well snowec. in and not liking it one bit -buck at least there was moisture in the+ snow. Of course if one doesne r. have to worry about water it it ' wonderful weather - and last' Saturday was a perfect day fol' the Santa Claus parade in Tor a onto. That is something I have4 always wanted to see and never r ti have -until this year when I save it on television. Television? Ohe no. not our own set. 1 just hap-, pened to visit one of the stores down town at the right moment; It was remarkably clear - no !'l flickering at all. In fact I wasri almost persuaded that television' I might be all right after all. But wasn't enthused to the point wanting us to spend $400 on set -although I am sure Partne would enjoy watching the hocke matches. We have lots of compare; again now and sometimes 1 fe as if I am talking to myself e the name of one of our visitors i "Gwen." The gentleman of_ t party is a farmer so he got • self a job down at the barn wi a tractor and spreader: At own request, of course. So times I wonder why people e come to see us at^ll.Ear,.triev r nevetreatea as guests. An a a means of getting out of work this column provides me with a wonderful alibi. For instance we have. an extra couple staying here until tomorrow so I quite calmly announced that I had my column to write and would they call me when supper was ready ! They did. We have been having quite a time with cars just lately, The visiting car developed starter trouble. While it was in the garage i wanted to go down town with our car but the battery was as flat as a deflated balloon. "Oh, dear, there goes another $30," I thought. (batteries for English cars are dearer than others). But I was 1vrong. It was just a matter of corroded connections. I was so relieved 1 felt then as if I had been given $30 so I was really much happier than I had been before. This afternoon we were driving through a rather hilly part of the county and it was heartbreaking to notice how terribly dry the fields looked. But one particular field we passed was more heart- breaking than all the rest. The field was just one big hill. It had been ploughed, and the plough- ing was a straight up and down job. If ever a field called for contour ploughing that one did. Sometime we are bound to get some heavy rains and when they come the rain will run down that hill like water down a rainspout. By contrast, when I was on the train going to Ottawa last sum- mer I noticed contour ploughing in a field that was perfectly flat, Now what was the reason for that? I have often wondered. There is plenty of arguing going on around here these days. Our visitor is a Guernsey man; .partner favours grade Ayreshires -the other Ivan pure-breds. So, • various arguments are tossed back and forth like shuttlecocks, neither man giving in to th other -as so often happens when two. stubborn Englishmen get to- gether. The same thing applies to the woodpile. The men brought Star Checker -Seeking proof of one of Einstein's theories which 9 .states the gravitational pull of -CI the sun blends starlight, thus making stars appear where they e are not, Prof. George A. Van C' Biesbroeck inserts photographic v plates into a precision measur- ing engine. Professor Biesbroeck ¶ took the pictures in the Sahara Desert during an eclipse. The machine will measure star posi- tions, determine whether they are normal or disturbed. EN IT in the SPRING CLASS at The Memorial Hospital St, Thomas, Ont. Iteeelvo a sound education In the ,trip and Skills of Nursing under competent, well Mali f.'3 Inetrurtora in No! 0!).4 at a. low Cost. Write -Director of Nursing. How To Live To Be A Hundred According To Some Who Made it William Edington, 102, Kala- mazoo, Mich.: Get a medical examination once every 100 years 4, 4, "' Mrs. Mary M. Place, 102, Syra- cuse, N.Y.: Never get up in the night with a child -make your husband do it, Sprinkle your day with plen- ty of cat naps. * 4, * Dan Bullen, 104, Carbrooke, England: Always keep on tee 'move. * * o Mrs. Susan Stewart. 103, Sax- onburg, Pa.: Always keep busy and take things easy. * * 4, Jimmy Beard, 103, Perth, Aus- tralia: Work .hare and have bacon and eggs for breakfast, black tea without sugar and two tots of rum daily. " " * Joe Clovese, 10'7, Pon t is e, Mich.: Every time you, sit down to eat say, "Thank God and bless the cook." r a beeetee c3Yarneeo s from ialtslt-rebl off:' C r i t rm t- ;r . particular was about thirty inches in diameter and full of lovely big knots. Our visitor said he would split it during the clay. Partner said, "I bet you don't !" The would - be wood - splitter waited until Partner had gone to milk and then he took up the challenge. He worked for over an hour on that one cut, and all the time it was a tussle between the toughness of the knotted oak and the will and strength of the man. The man won out. When Partner carne in he was treated to a graphic description of the contest. It brought forth many scathing remarks but in the end Partner grudgingly admitted - "You are darn near as stubborn as I am !" Another argument concerned rubber boots and a dead chicken. Partner had killed a chicken and hung it in the woodshed. Our 'visitor came in from the barn and placed his boots under the chicken, which was still drip- ping from the beak. There was no place for it to drip except into the boots. Then followed the argument -which was put there first --the boots or the chicken? Our visitor naturally insisted that his boots were there first and that Partner deliberately hung the chicken strategically above them. f1''='Litt QUESTION A Hollwood Columnist once circulated an erroneous report of W, C. Fields' death. The bul- bous -nosed comedian called up the editor in a rage. "I hope you nojiiced," he roared, "that your foul newspaper announced my death thS ,horning." "That I did," admitted the editor cool- ly, "May I ask where you're calling front?" LOGY, LISTLESS UT F LOVE WIT f Li E? Then wake up your liver hila ... jump our of bed renin' to go Lire not worth living? It may, be the liver! It's a fact! if your Iver bile le not flowing freely your rood niuy not digest ... gas bloats up your stomach ... you fool con- stipated and all the run and sparkle go out of lifo. That's when yon need mild, gentle Carters Little Liver Pills. You sec Carters heip stimulate your liver bile till once again It it pouring out at a rate ret up to two pinta n day into your digeet.ivn tract. 'Phis should fix you right up, 5 u tool that happy pyo ate hare again So don't slaty sank got atters Little 'aver Pills Always have tltoin cal hand. Only 32o from any d •wleist. ....,+..,..-:moie 2 * * * . Jonathan B. Hartzler, 100, Or- ville, Ohio: Live one day at a time and eat slowly. * * * Mrs. Amanda Rolnine, 100, Birminham, Ala.: Take your time about doing everything. And be optimistic. * * " Mrs. Eunice H. Palmer, 103, Machiasport, Me.:' Stay so busy that you don't have time to think about your troubles and ailments. e" " 4' Eli Ber'svendatter Vatten, 103, Nordlnore, Norway: Fly Causes Suicide THE CROWD jammed Washing- ton Hall, Rochester, N. Y., in 1865, to watch Louis Fox and John Deery vie with each other for a billiards world champion- ship - and $50,000. For some time it was a ding- dong battle; then Fox crept into the lead. Deery was dejected and downcast. His opponent needed but one. point to win the title and the cash prize. Fox teed. up for the winning shot. He held his cue poised against the ball as a fly buzzed 1,.., ; • 't on " the it ' circled nd ago... i • slx4 i point landing on the ball. Angri- ly this time, the player made a lunge at the fly with his cue. In so doing he moved the cue ball ..- and lost the chance to win. That same evening Fox took his life. WHEN PAIN -MIKES At the first twinge of rheumatic pain-- - take 'retnplelon's T -R -C's, Over it mil- lion T -R -C's used every month, for speedy relief from pain caused by rheu- matism, arthritis, neuralgia, lumbago and sciatica. Why suffer needlessly? Keep T.R-C's on hand, and use them promptly. Only 65c. $1.35.at drug counters. 1-842 It's coffee that will keep yolit going. Have coffee from dawn to dusk ---with a piece of sweet "carne on the side. Mrs. Mary Jane nouns, )10(& McLcansboro, 111.; Be considerate and let the Loral have his way. 4 4• Louis Soueic, 103, Ottawa, Can- ada: Never drihk anything but water or milk - my young brother drank and he died at 80. And the RELIEF is . {: ,;::: ,. LASTING Nobody knows the cause of rheuma- tism but we do know there's ono thing to ease the pain ; INSTANTINE. And when you take brat/mum the relief is prolonged because Lome/TINE contains not one, but three proven medical ingredients,. These three ingredients work together to bring you not only fast relief hut more prolonged relief. Take INSTANTINE for fast headacb relief too . . . or for the pains of neuritis or neuralgia and the aches anti pains that often accompany a cold. Get lnstentlne today and always keep it handy tantine 12 -Tablet Tin 25¢ Economical 48 Tablet Bottle 1%¢ Upsidedown to Prevent Peeking N9 O.k N 3 A 2 -L a'0N 1•V fi a yre Ma Made with Amazing New Feast DRY Yecsii JELLY BUNS Measure itito small bowl, 1 c. lukewarm water, 2 tsps. granu- lated sugar; stir until sugar is dissolved. Sprinkle with 2 envelopes Flciscllmann's Fast Rising Dry Yeast, Let stand 10 niin., THEN stir well. Cream, 3/4 c. shortening; gradually blend in 1 c. granulated sugar, 2 tsps. salt, 1 tsp. grated nutmeg. Gradually beat in 2 well -beaten eggs. Stir in 1/2 tap. lemon extract, 1/3 0. milk which has been scalded and cooled to luke- warm, and yeast mixture. Stir in 3 c. once -sifted bread flour; beat -until smooth. Work in 3 c. more once - sifted bread flour. Knead until smooth and elastic; place in greased bowl and brush top wiith melted butter or shortening. Cover and set in warm place, free from draught. Let rise until doubled in bulk. Punch down dough and cut into 36 equal portions; knead into smooth balls. Brush with melted butter or margarine, roll in Eine granulated sugar and arrange 1/2" apart on greased baiting pang. Cover and let rise. until doubled in bulk. Twist the handle of a knife in the top of tach roll to form an indentation; fill with jelly. Cover and let rise 15 min. longer. }lake in moder- ately hot oven, 375', about 18 ruin. No more disappointments because the yeast has spoiledl Fleischmann's Fast DRY Yeast replaces old-fashioned perishable yeast because it keeps fresh and full strength - right in your cupboard! For fast -rising dough and grand oven results fret Fleischtnann's Fast DRY Yeast today! .070/2 6q Jtip/*/