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See The Circus
Once when I was thigh -high to
a grass -hopper and had earned a
whole quarter of a dollar picking
potato -hugs off our potatoes at
titre cents a cupful, my father took
me on 'his 'vide liner and told me
hew, he earned hit first dollar.
Father was ai snlalI Foy then. no
bigger than I wa. that potato -bug
day. But he wore trousers • down
to his ankles, for that was a long
time ago just. a little after they
discovered gold in California. Fa-
ther. with his short legs; had no
hope of getting as far as f'alifor-
nia and the gold. But something
n1ort exciting than all the ore of
the Pacific Ctrast was going to be
right in ;he net town, only nine
miles away.
It vas the great Pbineas Parnunt
and his show, fresh front Broad-
way.
My father yearned so to go to
that circus that he ached all over,
and he could not get his Saturday
in irning hulled -corn down, though
it was covered with molasses. He
would never have dared to mention
to his father his thought of going
to see such a wonder. so expensive,
so far away.
"William, you have been a good
boy ah the Spring and lugged in
your wood without being told.
Here's a silver dollar for you to
spend. You take the steam -cars and
go to the circus. And have a good
time."
William found a shiny brand-new
dollar in his hot hands almost as
big as he was.
Ile had ntyer had so Hauch wealth
in his hands before. He forgot even
to say "Thank you, sir." He grab-
bed his hat and coat and bolted
for Cousin Trustum's house. 'Wil-
liam never thought of having a
good time without having Trustum
along.
To see zebras and Tom Thumb
and hear Jenny Lind sing was the
Promised Land of Canaan. But to
ride to them all on the steam -cars
of the brand-new Portland and Ken -
lin this bedroom, the spotlight of attention is thrown upon tltc bed,
which gains importance because of ills handsome hp.reaa and a
fma iture grouping planted arcrantl it.
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y EDNA 1C97ILMES
00K at the room at left! Like it? Chances are that its
clean lines and dark walls ,will win your approval at
once. But what is the center of interest? The answer is,
of course, the bed.
Few homemakers realize that the bed, too often thought
of as a necessary but unwieldy. piece of furniture, can be
the star attraction in a decorating drama.
One way to "build" your ,'ooln around the bed is to
cover it with a handsome and well -fitting tailored, spread.
Whether you choose a feminine or masculine pattern, be
sure the colors tie in well with those chosen for walls,
rugs and accessories.
Where fib put the bed is the next question to arise. A
plain wall, unbroken by windows or doors, cttn be utilized
as a particularly effective backdrop.
For added dash to the overall decor equip the bed with
a sleek low headboard. Moderns also, favor a low roll
bolster. To give the bed that close -to -the -floor look,
choose night stands no higher than the headboard.
To carry the eye 'upward, choose tall Lamps for each
stand. These will not only provide illumination for read-
ing in bed but will serve to frame a grouping of pictures,
on the wall above the bed:
At night, substitute buoyant pillows for the bolster to
aid you in taking advantage of the comfort offered by
your decorator -beautiful bed.
nebec Railroad was heaven itsself.
The dust of that sleepy village
street turned to a baby cyclone as
a little boy flew along on his bare
toes.
Trustum's father could not be
outdone by his brother. He fetched
up n silver cartwheel from his jeans
and gave it to his son.
So the two small boys ran hand
in hand to the depot and the won-
derful iron horse that snorted out
steam and sparks.
But my father stopped short just
at the depot and dug his toes into
the Summer dust.
"Trustum, you and me are going
to walk to Brunswick and save our
dollar to spend all on Barnumsl"
It was the dawn of genius.
It was right then and there my
father started being a man of
wealth. — From "Maine Doings"
by Robert P. Tristram Coffin.
They tell me that there once was
a Cookery Column conductor who
took a vow that never again would
she print a recipe for Strawberry
Shortcake. She got through the first
season without too much trouble;
but when it came to the middle of
June, the second year, and still
no S.S. recipe—well, something
happened. Whether the lady was
stoned to death by angry customers
or just went and jumped off a
cliff, I've never been able to find
out.
9 * '5
But before paying tribute to an
inexorable custom, I think I'll slip •
in a little item, entitled "STRAW-
BERRIES," which I clipped from
the editorial page of The New York
Times. I only hope you enjoy it
as much as I did.
There is an Indian legend that
the Mighty One created the first
strawberries to tempt an Indian
maiden running away from her
husband after a quarrel. The ber-
ries, says the legend, had to be
so beautiful the maiden would stop
to pluck them and so tasty she
would forget her anger. So the
Mighty One gathered sweet mist
from the mountains, clew from the
sweet grass, honey front the bee,
colour from the red bird, bright
speckles from the trout and beauty
from the hummingbird. The berries
thus created stopped 'the angry
maiden's flight, sweetened her
temper and led to a legendary re-
conciliation.
The berries, 8f course, were wild
one; and their lineal descendants
are in blossom now, gathering all
the elements the Mighty One pro-
vided in legendary days. Also in
bloom are the tante berries which
impatient men have developed and
provided for our gardens and our
tables. Some of them are as good
as the wild ones, and all of them
are much bigger.
One gardener we know, a senti-
mental kind of person, some years
ago sought out a few wild straw-
berry plants and moved them into
his garden alongside his domesti-
cated strawberries. He didn't really
expect the two varieties to set ex-
amples for each other, though he
hoped in a most unscientific way
that they plight. Instead, he now
has two strawberry beds, one for
eating and the other for tasting,
and he thinks he is fortunate indeed.
Which he is. Anybody is fortunate
who has wild strawberries taming
Cat'bed Godivct--•A modern 'Lady Godiva;' wearing more clothes
than the fabled lady of Coventry, rides a golden palomino horse
up to Los Angeles Municipal Court !o defend herself against
charges of doing an • indecent strip -tease. This "Lady Godiva"--
c'ite refuses to use any other name—was nabbed by cops at a
Hollywood dub.
themselves in his Hack yard and
paying tribute every June for that
privilege.
And now for that shortcake. It
can be made of rich, crisp.. pie
dough or of light, tender cake-
-whichever you and your family•pre-
fer—and, of course, topped off with
the red berries with high piles of
snow-white whipped cream.
If you happen to believe that the
only proper shortcake is made from
cake. use any simple cake recipe.
But here is one you may like:
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
2 cups sifted flour
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
4 cup sugar
6 tablespoons shortening
3/s to 1 cup milk
Sweetened strawberries
Whipped cream
Method: Sift together flour, salt,
baking powder and sugar. Cut or
rub in shortening. Add milk to
make a thick batter, stirring only
until flour is well moistened. Spread
in ungreased 9 -inch layer cake pan.
Bake at 450 degrees F. for 20 to
25 minutes. Cut into pie -shaped
wedges. Split crosswise. Spread bot-
tom layer lightly with butter or
margarine. Cover with sweetened
berries and replace top. Cover with
more berries and whipped cream.
Makes six servings.
f t
Most folks like chocolate and'
here is a change front the usual
chocolate pudding or pie. •
CHOCOLATE DUMPLINGS
Chocolate Sauce:
3/4 cup Frown sugar
r;i cup 'cocoa
1 tablespoon cornstarch
Dash salt
2 cups water
2 tablespoons butter or mar-
garine
Combine brown sugar, cocoa,
cornstarch and, salt in heavy skillet
and .,stir .in ,the water.. Cook until
mixture begins to boil and thicken
slightly, stirring constantly*. Add
margarine and•, nlix well,, .Remove,
from heat while making dumplings..
Chocolate Dtiinplings:,
1 cup 'sifted flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
,q teaspoon salt
?a cup sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
3 tablespoons shortening
1 egg
•i cup milk
1 teaspoon vanilla
Sift together flour,. baking pow-
der, salt, .sugar. and, cocoa. Add
shortening, „egg, milk; and vanilla.
Stir to blencl'ingrcdients,, then beat,
for'one. urinate. Retirn skillet to.
heat and bring chocolate sauce to
boil. Drop dumplings by spoonfuls
on chocolate sauce. Reduce heat, '
cover and simmer gently for, 20
Minutes, Serve warm with cream.
• Makes six dumplings:
PICNIC LOAF
1 Pound ground pork
1 Pound ground smoked ham
2 eggs
1 cup breadcrurnbs
1% cups milk
xA Cup minced onions
xA Cup minced Pimiento
1 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
'% cup' blodvn sugar
1% teaspoons• dr'y ttlustard
cup vinegar '
IA cup water
Mix together the ground meat,
eggs, breadcrumbs, milk, onion,
pimiento, salt and pepper. Form
into a loaf and place in a 10x5x3
inch loaf pan. Combine brown sug-
ar and mustard. Bake in a moderate
oven (350 degrees F.) one hour
or until the meat is done. Combine
vinegar and water and baste hath
loaf as it hakes. Ten to 12 servings.
This haul loaf ..packs well for picnic
travelling. Slice it thick for hearty
picnic sandwiches.
CHICKEN CASSEROLE
cup fresh or frozen peas
24 cup chopped carrots
54 cup chopped celery
1 cup chicken broth
or chicken Bouillon
3 tablespoons flour
1% cups cooked chopped chicken
2 ounces (%cup raw) macaroni,
cooked
1
101/2 oz. can of cream of
chicken soup
% cup diced pimiento
;/3 cup sliced canned mushrooms
1 teaspoon pepper
teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 cup grated sharp cheese
Partially cook peas; carrots and
celery. Thicken chicken broth with
the flour. Combine all ingredients
except % cup of the cheese. Pour
into a 114 quart casserole. Top
with remaining cheese and bake in a
moderate oven (350 degrees F.) 45
minutes. Serves eight. -
Dead. Rats Payment
For Income Tax
The whole thing appears to have
started in A.D.5, when, as the'Bible
tells us, "it came to pass in those
days that there went out a decree
from Caesar Augustus that all the
world should be taxed", (Luke 2.1)
—and, ever since, kings and chan-
cellors have been cudgelling their
brains to devise new methods of
stinging the people.
For years British chancellors have
toyed with the idea of taxing cycl-
ists, but each has finally by-passed
the two -wheeled brigade for fear
of losing 10,000,000 votes. Yet, in
Vienna before the war, the author-
ities imposed a tax of about a dol-
lar on each machine and swelled
budget by over $1000,000.
In the old Turkey, where the sul-
tans were never satisfied with their
wealth, new taxation had to be
thought of every year to fill their
coffers. In the eighteenth century
when collectors called on the local
pasha they were given a free meal,
and one sultan conceived the idea
of collecting "teeth money" for the
wear and tear of the officials' molars
in masticating such meals!
In the new Turkey women were
westernized almost overnight, and
officials, feeling that make up and
new fashions were setting a bad
example, promptly ordered that
teachers in ,girls' schools be fined
if they used paint, rouge or even
,powder. A tax. was placed on the
wearing of coloured finger nails,
jewellery—and short, skirts!
There are numerous precedents
for new taxation, but chancellors
must walk warily. Henry VIII tax-
ed beards—and beards vanished.
Pitt placed a tax on hair powder
and another on certain styles of
hats, and women defeated him by
discarding powdered wigs and
adopting new styles of headwear.
Mitten were first worn only because
leather gloves were heavily taxed.
In Belgrade . the town council
once imposed a "dissipation tax" of
a penny for those who stayed on
in first-class cafes after eleven, and
a halfpenny in workmen's cafes.
,This slid not •deter the customers
from "dissipating," but provided a
steady into the Exchequer.
Tn
niany'f, Continental countries
taxation of flogs varies with either
weight or value of the animal. In
France you can keep a mongrel
for a few shillings, but a pedigreed
animal may cost $10 or more. In
some countries even the lordly cat
is taxed.
Entertainment tax is by no means
new, for Charles II decreed that
''everyone Who resorts to any of the
playhouses and sits in the boxes
shall pay one shilling, and everyone
who sits in the pit sixpence, and
any others threepenc'e."
In Bombay, some time ago, the
authorities decided that defaulters
could settle their tax in rats --ten
dead rats equalling one rupee (20
cents). If Ottawa adopted this me-
thod it might clear the country of
a lot of vermin. But very likely
some sharpshooter would start
breeding rats, ancd cashing in on
then,.
Maybe You Don't
Read Fast Enough
Few people read With the maxi-
mum of comfort. How are you
holding this paper? If it is farther
than ten inches away from your
eyes, and your eyes are normal;
the eye muscles are being strained,
for the normal eye sees clearest at
ten inches.
How fast do you read? You are
much more likely to grow tired
if you read slowly. Exceptional
people can read at a speed of 1,000
words a minute, but 400 to 500
words a minute is a good speed for
efficient reading. The average adult
reads at about 250 only,
When you are reading how often
do you move your eyes in the course
of a line? Scientists have calcu-
lated that most people take a line
of type in six or eight "jumps."
If you can Learn to take it in
only three jumps you will read
a great deal faster and with less
strain on the eye muscles.
Reason why most of us read so
slowly is that almost every man and
woman over 35 was taught to read
by the oral method.
Our teachers made us read aloud
to teach us how to pronounce.
Since we pronounced only one word
at a time we learned to see only
one word at a time.
As a result, most of us read about
half as fast as we should—and with
twice as much muscular work for
our eyes.
Caught in The Act — Perhaps
hoping to make his "coming-
out" party a private affair, the
little fellow, above, found that
he was the center of attraction
cis he saw light of day for the
first Mme in Perth,
"Your true garden -lover lives in
the present and for the future. There
are no backward glances, except for
the correction of faults."
—C. B. Mortlock.
Folks Scandalized *
By Awful Dance
The tlrenuny, rolnalU.s' waltz, the
most popular o'L all tlan•.•cs, was
once described as an i11cit e111ent to
sinful passion!
It was born in 'Vienna as an
expression of reaction from the
Napoleonic. Wars -,--just as jazz carne
after the First \V'c'rl'1 \Var and.
boogie-woogie after- the hist one.
And the rest of Europe was scan.
r;alised. Germany spurned it as im-
moral and a book was published
folder the hefty title of ":\ Proof
that the Waltz is a Main Source
of the Weakness of the i3ody and
1•lind of our Generation."
'the dance reached England in,
1813 and there was a general out-
cry of horror. "Thi; fiend, destitute
of grace, delicacy and propriety"
was tate outraged comment.
Feeling ran very high ahcl it was
rot an uncommon thing when an
,;orchestra played a waltz tune for
litany people to walk out.
Danny Burney, the novelist, rais-
ed her hands in delicate horror at
the thought of the daughters of
English mothers with their panther's
arms around their waists and re-
ferred in hushed tones to the way
such freedom was encouraged and
even returned by some females.
Endangered Virtue
Both Church and laity agreed
that it endangered virtue and that
the homes of England were in
danger. Lord Byron shouted his de-
nunciations. He wrote a poen, called
"The Waltz" and in it showed viv-
idly the effects on .a good h isband
who sees his wife with her arms
half round a man he had never seen
before, and his arm more than half-
way round her waist, turning round
and round to a "damned see -saw
up and down sort of tune."
And so, in good society, the
waltz was banne Then the world
shook when it was whispered that
a man named Strauss had actually
played a waltz tune at Buckingham
Palace,
That was shocking enough, but
nothing to the shock received by
the aristocratic guests invited to
Queen Victoria's first State Ball,
when they actually saw, with their
own eyes, the young and lovely
Queen turn to her husband and
then glide away in his arms—to a
waltz.
The Queen's Ankles
The whole Court was scandalised
that the Queen's ankles and calves
had been visible to everybody, in-
cluding the footmen and members
of the orchestra. Her action set the,
seal on the waltz. No longer dare
the aristocracy refer to it as im-
moral.
It was Strauss senior, the father
of Johann, who conducted the or
chestra. on that historic occasion.
Johann wrote the "Blue Danube,'"
but by that time-1867—the waltz
was respectable.
Its very popularity killed Strauss
Pere, for everybody wanted a new
waltz for every occasion and Strauss
used to dash from cafe to cafe and
from ball to ball to conduct the
orchestras in each new one be wrote
and the strain eventually proved
too much for him.
The waltz killed Johann,, too, for
he, caught a chill after sweating
from the exertion of conducting a
new waltz in Vienna and died front
it in 1899.
ON THE SPOT
A bus -driver was trying to inter-
est passers-by in his sight-seeing
trip at a holiday resort, when a.
quaint figure came towards him. An
elderly lady; tall and gracefill, she
wore a black lace dress that almost
touched the ground and barely re-
vealed her old-fashioned buttoned
boots. A crocheted cape hung over
her shoulders, and a large black hat
bobbed up and down with each step.
The bus -driver's eyes brightened.
"See the sights of the town,
madam?" She said, with dignity, "I
am one of the sights of the town,.°
He Says No -_Oscar -winner Jose Ferrer, testiying before the Houstt•
Un-American Activities Committee, said that he was never a.
Communist. He told the Hollywood Communism investigators tbu'
he had been a victim of "Communist big -name hunters."