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Dear Anne Hirst: 1 am 17,
and I'm so in love that I'm apt
t,4 do something foolish. I need
sombody to,. steady me, and I
believe you can. For eight
months I dated a boy I thought
was perfect — and then I learn-
ed he was dating my churn, too,
and took her to new places to
hide from me. From now on,
I let them both very well
alone.. , .
"Now he has come b`'ack to
me (with no apologies) and
calls or sees me every night, as
he used to. But whenever we
make a real date to go some-
where, he doesn't show up! He
says he loves me, but how can
he?
"I learned yesterday he has
told several of our friends that
we're going to be married in the
fall. I have never even prom-
ised to marry him, though I
want to, because I'm beginning
to .realize how undependable he
is. Yet I don't know how I could
face tomorrow without some
word from hila! What shall I
do?"
UPSET.
* The first trait demanded of
any friend is honesty. How
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"' can you call this young man
* honest? He double-crossed
* you with your best friend; she
* was as guilty, but that does
* not lessen his deceit. He
* swears he loves you, yet when
he plans to take you out he
* doesn't show up. He spreads
* the story of your coming
* marriage, and he hasn't even
* proposed.
* You are 17, old enough to
* realize that what you feel for
"` him is only a physical attrac-
* tion, that famous old chemi-
* cal reaction which, given the
* chance, you could feel for al-
* most any other attractive lad,
* Why delude yourself?
* The emotions you arouse in
* him are superficial, otherwise
* he would be your devoted at-
* tendant, taking you out regu-
* larly, showing you off, build-
ing up that confidence which
* every girl needs to feel for
* the boy she loves. He has no
* regard for the finer qualities,
* no thought for anything but
* the pleasure of today, when
* he can enjoy Your friendship
* and your love. You couldn't
* live with him for long; you
* would never know where he
* was nor with whom, and you
* certainly could not expect
* him to protect you and cher-
* ish you as a good husband
* should. Within a year, you
* probably would be so dis-
* illusioned that you would
°' wish you had never met him.
* Your only escape from this .
* painful situation is to send
* him away for good. You de-
* serve someone finer than he
* is. If you will list all the
* qualities that make up a good
* husband, you will see that he
* lacks almost every one. Wake
* up, before you waste any
* more precious time and step
* off the deep end.
* ' * *
Dear Anne Hirst: I am 21 and
have been married over a year.
We live in the suburbs and I love
to garden — but my husband
will NOT allow me to wear
shorts — yet he can't pass a girl
who does, without turning his
head to take a second look.
"I'm sorry this small habit in-
furiates me so, but I can hardly
keep still about it. Of course,
he just laughs!"
PROVOKED.
* Men are about as inconsist-
* ent as they say women are.
* Some prohibit their wives
* from using make-up, cutting
'k their hair or wearing reveal-
* ing clothes, but the same men
* can't keep eyes front when
* other women make the most
* of their charms.
* Why? Because they don't
* like their wives to attract
* other males.
* Since your husband is no
* exception, why dignify the
* matter by comment? Let him
* stare.
* * *
You may be in love, but if
your, boy friend is not keeping
you happy there is something
radically wrong with the friend-
ship. Remake your own rules
before you slip into the doormat
role that can only spell disillu-
sion for you. In time of confu-
sion, write to Anne Hirst, Box,
123 Eighteenth St., New Toron-
to, Ont.
MISSED HER VOCATION
In Chicago, after Mrs. Hattie
Payne testified that her husband
gave her 1,600 beatings and al-
most 800 black eyes during their
16 years of marriage, Judge Alan
Ashcraft commented: You would
have been better off marrying a
prizefighter, because you could
have saved him the cost of a
sparring partner."
CITY JUNGLE — Overgrown weeds in 0 vacant lot in New York
are being uprootedby
sanitation department workers. The
it,s are actually marijuana, growing wild in the Bronx. More
an 1600 pounds were destroyed—enough to produce more
Them one million dollars worth of marijuana clgarets.
CHINESE IMPORT — Li LiHua,
noted Chinese actress, poses on
the rail of the ship that brought
her to San Francisco. Entering
under the Refugee Act, Li is en.
route to Hollywood under con-
tract to Cecil B. De Mille. The
five-foot two-inch beauty has
made 63 films.
HRONICL ,S
tINGCRFARMM
This tune lust year I was in Eng-
, land where the average daytime
temperature was around 64. degrees.
During last week's heat wave it
didn't make me feel any cooler to
remember how comfortable I was
a year ago—comfortable wearing a
suit, 'or a sweater-clress, topped by
a light -weight long coat. Sometimes
I wast quite warm enough but
even so it was preferable to what
we had to put up with last week.
Wasn't the heat and humidity ter-
rific? Especially after .sundown ---
no • wind, not a breath of air either
indoors or out. I wouldn't venture
outside during the evening any-
"way—not with giant -size mos-
quitoes around, All the pesky in
sects seem abnormally big this
year—flies, mosquitoes and -June-
bugs. David was still ,with ns. and
the poor little chap was eovered
with bites although I •anointed him
with inseet repellent several times
a clay. It was hot work looking
after an active yonn„ster but the
hotter it got the gladder We were
be was here and not in the city
If we had been allowed we would
like to htive kept him all summer -
but I am afraid our work would
have suffered., As it was Partner
had to quit fixing fences because
the heat and mosquitoes were too
much for 1)ave. But was he proud
of himself! Partner had been using
the manure spreader as a traitor
behind the tractor and Dave went
along sitting on a box <'nvered with
an old quilt. That was the real
:McCoy.
Saturday evening Itee. Art.
honey and the baby came to take
David home. It was sit weeks since
Dave had seen iiummy and Daddy
and at first he wasn't too sure•
about theist. However, in about five
minutes the reunion was com•
pieta — especially with Honey. No
wonder we often hear "a boy and a.
dog belong together." That is cer-
tainly true with Dave and his dog.
The baby?' Weil. Dave wasn't too
interested in the baby. He looked
at hint and said "nice baby" and
then went bnek to Honey.
We had a great time loading the
ear—with toys, eggs, clothes, and
equipment. Especially clothes—
which served a., an illustration- of
our changeable climate. Inside of
six weeks Dave had worn every.
tiring from a snowsuit and rubber
boots to little more than Ms birth-
day suit. The last few days be had
been running around clad only in a
little pair of training pants. After
everyone had gone the house seem-
ed. strangely quiet, •in fact it was
so quiet I got very little steep that
night. There wns the empty cot and
no small boy twisting restlessly
around in his sleep. And I would
Mint: about him and wonder how he
vas settling down in his home en-
vironment and what would be his
reaction to a new baby in the home.
.Sunday seemed quieter still but
blessedly enol. Partner had only the
dogs traitiug hire • around on his
way to 'the barn or the henhouse
and.1 was sated numerous trips to
the bathroom. elitchie;•White wel•
corned the change! After an etiplor•
atory trip. to the house he found
it so peaceful he stayed around ail
day. And of course we were able.
to watch television without -inter;
ruptions,
Speaking of T.V. there was ` a
wonderful documentary program
•Stinday light-e"In the Shadow of
the City" showing farm hied,- be-
fore 40ir1 After, First as a pros•
perous farm, then the sale of farm,
stook end irnpleznentS. Ia'itielly the
Married Best Man By Mistake
How many of us, at some
period in our lives, have bene-
fited
eneflted by a lucky mistake? An
error, purely imaginary,
course, in filling in their
coupons something they
would have altered if the wife
or daughter had not foolishly
posted the coupon — has proved
a dazzling stroke of fate for
several people lately. And,
equally, a mistake may lie at
the heart of romance or confer
on two people happiness they
never imagined possible.
Just two summers ago, a
Norwegian girl won a state foot-
ball prize of $6000. Being young
and lovely, a flaxen -haired ice
princess, as one newspaper des-
cribed her, she found herself
inundated by offers of marriage.
Several suitors presented .them-
selves in person. With an eye
to future luxuries, she picked
on one, a wealthy silver fox
breeder's son. She skated, skid
and danced with him. Her en-
chantments seemed to him
divine. He soon "dated" her for
life.
Came the wedding day in a
tiny country church near Lille-
hammer,
illehammer, and by an incredible
mix-up over the names of
bridegroom and best man, a
vague -minded pastor married
the girl to the latter. In the ves-
try his blunder was pointed out
"Well", said the bridegroom,
"you'll have to conduct • the
wedding ceremony all over
again, and marry me to Helga
—not him!"
Then the girl cut short his
apologies with startling finali-
ty.
"Oh, no you won't!" she de-
clared." I got my money by
chance and now it looks as if
the same goddess has given me
a husband. Thank you very
much, pastor. If the best man
is willing, so am I!"
And off she went, arm -in -arm
with a husband she, had met
only once beforehand, Ieaving
the astonished bridegroom
crushing his carnation button-
hole in fury on the church steps.
Now, as the mother of thriving
twins, she's as happily married
as the princess in any fairy tale.
A mistake can lead to for-
tune.
A woman, not long ago went
to a Midland hospital for a fin-
ger operation and the surgeon
amputated the top of the wrong
finger. Because of that mistake,
a judge at Staffordshire Assizes
awarded her $7,500.
More substantial was the
damage money paid to a New
York couple, Isaac - and Rose
Keller, for .a year , of terrible
heartbreak. Their twenty-six-
year-old son, Murray, collapsed
in an underground train and
died. By some extraordinary
oversight, the police and hospi-
tal authorities confused his
name. They described him as
"Solnard," and since he appear-
ed to have no relatives, buried
him in a pauper's grave.
Frantically and despairingly
the Kellers hunted for their
missing lad. At long last, they
turned over the files of the
process of construction as the land
was taken over for a sub -division.
And then the finished picture —
family life in a newly developed
community, with all its advantages
and disadvantages. It was so good
I hope the CEO will repeat it.
Well, it is now Monday morning—
a lovely, cool refreshing morning.
No excuse now for not getting on
with the work. At least if a person
is able. At this moment Partner is
in the throes of a bad attack of
arthritis in his hands, following
a very restless night. A trucker has
just come in to take away a veal
calf. That makes one less lively
little creature for Partner to cope
with—but it will also mean more
milking and more cream to sep-
arate.
I wonder if the cause—and a real
cure—for arthritis will ever be
found. It can often be releived but
seldom Is it cured. It is responsible
for the less of more work hours
than any other disease. Here Is
Partner for instance, still young
enough to be active and yet unable
to"cope with a normal day's work.
The most insidious thing about pro-
longed arthritis is its weakening
effect. Pain and disability a person
can cope with to a certain extent
but progressive weakness is another
Matter. This year, Partner knew
that even with help he could not
handle the hay so he sold the stand.
Ing • hay to one neighbour and
rented one half of the farm to
another for pasture. Even at that,
we have a lot to be thankful for.
Partner is. well ,..and healthy in
every other respect. It is just "the
miseries" that get bim down— the'
aftermath of 5 years war service,
As an 'old vet' he could probably
get a burnt-out pension. But who
could live on $1200 a year these
days? Unless it has been changed
that is the maximum income for a
burnt-out pensioner, "The Lord
helps those who help themselves"
but apparently that isn't the policy
of the Department of Veterans'
Aftairs,
ISSUE 31 -- 1956
city's unclaimed .lead and there,
to their horror, they spotted
his portrait, Imagine tha mow
ther's agony in suddenly find-
ing her lost son's photo record-
ed in another name. But she
kept her self-control. The couple
sued the authorities for $300,-
000 damages. Eventually, they
settled for $30,000.
• Magician's errors can be cost-
ly, too. In Cartagena, Colombia,
a famous Indian wizard, Siuxcu,
created a thriving trade in
bringing back absconding hut -
bands.
All went swimmingly for wi-
zard and abandoned wives un-
til, in bringing back one wo-
man's husband, he presented
her with a man she had never
before seen.' "That's your hus-
band," said the wizard, putting
on his most ingratiating smile.
"Oh, no, it isn't," she retorted.
"It is your husband, senora,'
hissed Siuxcu. ''You will take
him!"
"Well, I shall settle that,"
said the. woman, Whereupon,
stepping briskly forward, she
dealt him a terrific uppercut.
It stretched him out flat on top
of his spell -weaving pots.
Countless golden inventions
would never have materialized,
except for a lucky mistake, The
terrible toll of traffic accidents
would be far more hideous had
not a French chemist, Benedic-
tus, accidentally tipped a bottle
off his laboratory shelf.
"Good gracious!" exclaimed
the astonished scientist. "It
hasn't splintered. The bottle lay
at his feet, criss-crossed by
cracks, but otherwise complete.
He knew what was in the bottle;
collodion in solution. This sol-
vent • had, after evaporating,
coated the bottle's walls with
cellulose nitrate, so forming a
skin to hold the cracks together.
A day or two later, the chemist
read of a woman, shockingly
lacerated by flying glass in a
motor smash.
He linked his bottle accident
in•his mind to her facial injur-
ies. He experimented until he ,
evolved safety glass, thus vast- .
ly improving the security of
motorists.
A misplaced comma recently
saved two girls from prison. It
was wrongly placed in a sen-
tence and, agreeing that it was
"bad law," the recorder ordered
the girls' case to be heard
afresh. This time, the bench al-
lowed them to go back to their
homes. •
Even more fortunate was a
Sussex girl who, suffering from
acute emotional distress, decid-
ed to end her life. Turning on
all taps, she thrust her head
into her employer's gas oven,
and closed her eyes, never ex-
pecting to wake. But fate res-
cued her from oblivion. The gas
supply ran out. She had forgot-
ten to prime the meter. So a
shilling saved her life.
Killing Kiss
Police at Accra on the Gold
Coast arrested and jailed a
monkey after it had attacked
and bitten a labourer to death,
In olden times an anima]
could be arrested for crime like
a human being and tried by a
court. It is recorded that a bad-
tempered pig which attacked a
serf and caused his death was
solomnly tried by a court con-
demned, and led out to be con-
verted into pork.
If the animal was the cause
of the crime or had been used
in the commission of the of-
fence, it was made to be the
executioner of its human part-
ner. This was particularly so
when the "Maiden" was in use
Forerunner of the guillotine
the Maiden was like a huge easel
ten feet high, On the innei
sides of the frame were groove!!
in which a sharp axe was
placed.
The axe was poised at the top
of the frame and held in place
by a peg to which a cord was
attached. Heavy weights were
fastened to the axe so that it
would run down between the
grooves with terrific force. The
criminal was made to lay his
head on the cross bar at the bot-
tom of the framework directly
below the axe .pegged ten feet
above.
The cord was fixed to the
horse or cow which he had
stolen or used in his crime and
the animal was suddenly lash-
ed. It galloped away, the peg
was jerked out and the axe
swept down. The Maiden never
kissed more than once.
The greatest of al] umpires,
Bill Klem, proudly boasted that
he never made a wrong can in
his life He was a pastmaster at
deflating a squawker. Hack Wil-
son once thought Klem miscall-
ed a strike on him. He stepped
out of the, batter's box and yell-
ed, "You missed that one.
Klem!"
"If I had your bat in my hand
I wouldn't have!" snapped the
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CHICKS IN THE HAY It's one better than turkey in the straw,
as a sextet of beauties add glamour ,to a pile of hay. The bevy
of barnyard beauties was publicizing a county fair.