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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1959
THE BUDGET
THERE HAS been considerable frowning on the budget
which the federal government presented to the people of Canada
last week. We feel there is not too much need for criticism on the
part of the buying public. If more money is needed to operate
the country we can't think of a better place to add the extra
taxation than on the luxury items it bas been levied on.
After all, placing more taxes on tobacco will not hurt any-
one, since it is an item one can do without quite nicely. The same
applies to the increase in liquor taxation; if people want to drink
let them pay for it.
If the extra taxation had been put on everyday necessities
we would feel the public have plenty to complain about, but
since it has only affected luxury items we will go along with the
government on their policy. There is no doubt in the world that
the government needs more finances to carry on now than they
did several years ago, with old age pensions being increased from
what they were several years ago and many other expenditures
away higher than they used to be.
WHIRLWIND
THERE WOULD HAVE been no murder or riot in. New-
foundland if union leaders and pickets, sympathizers and others
had heeded the warning of the attorney -general of that province.
Some weeks ago, quite a time before the strike started, he
warned that pickets had no more right to molest citizens on the
public roads than have other people, and that being a member of
a union on strike does not confer special privileges of any des-
cription.
This is being paraded by union leaders and sympathizers
as an outrageous curtailment of the so-called rights of strikers.
It is not surprising that such an attitude has been taken, because
for the last fifteen years there has been a notable cowardliness on
the part of government in its attitude towards unions and
strikers. Peaceful picketing is one thing. Obstruction and vi-
olence are another. They can be no more condoned in the
case of a striker than if he were another citizen not on strike.
Unpeaceful picketing or obstruction which prevents lawful
entry or egress from places of business is a condition which
has been condoned in fact by people learned, supposedly, in
the law. One lecturer from a lav school at one time said
that unlawful picketing is necessary if unions are to win strikes
and he argued that, of course, unlawful picketing should be
condoned. (The Printed Word)
OLD HAT
A RECENT LETTER to the editor of a daily newspaper
asserted that farming is Canada's most important industry.
That it produces the most wealth and employs the most people.
Records say manufacturing employs the most people and creates
the most wealth.
This is a reminder that things that were true a generation
ago are not necessarily true now. But that the beliefs of a
generation ago may be usable in economic and political argu-
ment today. It is a long time, for instance, since there was
any tariff on farm machinery entering Canada. But it is highly
probable that a farm politician addressing an audience in a
western community could arouse quite strong sentiment by
asserting that if he were elected to parliament or became King
of Canada, he would abolish the customs duties on farm mach-
inery. (THE PRINTED WORD)
SAFETY SLOGANS
A legal "right-of-way" confers no privilege that may be
used to the danger of others. If another motorist seems to want
your right-of-way, yield it! For your own protection, as well
as his. You can afford a two-second delay much better than
the weeks of irritation (and possibly, incapacity) that may result
if you insist on your "rights" . . and get a crash into the
bargain.
The car you drive should always be exactly where you want
it—not approximately. Pulling up for a traffic light a good
driver stops with his bumper exactly at the white line—not
just somewhere inthe general area. When parking he visualizes
the exact distance of wheels from curb, and checks as he gets
out. Good driving, like other skills, needs practice and con-
centration.
Even when it is legal to do so, use the utmost care when
passing another car on the right. A cardinal error is to sound
your horn at the moment of overtaking. A nervous driver in the
passing lane may swing sharply to the right at the blast of a
horn.
Advice from the back seat, if it arouses resentment, is more
likely to cause an accident than prevent one. Every passenger
in a car has a responsibility to the driver to see that his own
behaviour does not contribute to unnecessary distractions or
tension.
Reverence for life is a fundamental of Christianity and other
religions. But many good -living people handle their cars in a
way that poses a constant threat to the lives of themselves and
other road users, comments the Ontario Safety League. To avoid
the possibility of bloodshed is a moral responsibility of every-
one who drives,
SUGAR and SPICE
(By W. (Bill) B. T. Smiley)
I started thinking about busts
while I was watching Brigitte Bar -
dot, the little French sex -pot, in
a film the other night. That may
seem like a silly thing to say. It's
like saying you started thinking
about music while you were wat-
ching an orchestra play. But it
was merely a coincidence.
And just to get things perfectly
clear, I don't mean busts of fam-
ous men, done in plaster. I mean
busts on ladies.
The horrifying part of it was
that I started thinking about busts
in a clear, cold, analytical way.
As I say, I was watching Miss
Bardot snaking her way through
a movie, in which l'amour was
treated in the boisterous Gallic
manner so startling to us tittering
Anglo-Saxons.
*: *:
It was my first view of the
young lady. I understand she is
the second citizen of France, after
General De Gaulle. Certainly her
pictures appear in the paper more
often than his. And I'ni here to
tell you she is definitely better
looking than the General, though
somewhat shorter.
* *: *:
I'm not blaming Mlle. Bardot
for my lapse. She was all she
was cracked up to be. She wiggled
her behind, and jiggled her be -
front, to the best of her ability,
and she has a lot of ability along
these lines.
No, the fault was mine, not hers.
After watching her for.a few min-
utes with some interest, I became
first embarrassed, then mildly dis-
approving, then bored, then just
plain sleepy. About halfway
through this process, I had sense
enough to say to myself: "Boy,
either you're ready to be put out
to pasture, or you need a darn'
good spring tonic."
It's pretty disturbing to a chap
who has leered his way through
the burlesque houses of Detroit's
Woodward Avenue in the heigh-
day of Scurvy Miller, eaten pea-
nuts in the pit at the Casino in
Toronto, and ducked out for a
drink between rounds of pure art
at London's Windmill Theatre, to
realize that he is blushing slightly
at the sight of a young lady who
is not only not there in person,
but has all her clothes on.
It is chilling to think that per-
haps the young sap has been boil-
ed down to an old fudge. When
you know that you're supposed to
be sitting bolt upright, wide-eyed
and electrified, it hurts to know
that you are slumped in your seat,
mouth pursed, head shaking and
tongue almost tut -tutting, in dis-
approval.
*: *: *
It is downright disconcerting to
find that you are craving for a
smoke in the middle of a big pash
scene. It is disgusting to have
to give in to it and go to the back
of the theatre to light up, just
when the young temptress on the
screen is Launching into a discreet
stripease.
*: *: *:
And it is dismal to learn that
you have nodded off, and your wife
is driving you in the ribs, just
at the point where the celebrated
Miss B. is making a monkey of
the censors.
* *_
It was about this point, rudely
awakened and rather crabby, that
I started thinking about busts.
Don't ask me why. What's with
this bust craze, anyway? Mam-
malians of mammoth proportions
create headlines every time they
take a deep breath. High school
kids practically break their backs
trying to stick their chests out an
extra inch.
*:
So who's impressed? Other
girls maybe? Not men. Men
have been marrying women for
thousands of years, and busts have
nothing to do with it. In fact,
back in the twenties, when I was
a kid, busts were frowned on, and
stili they married them.
Let tenderness, humour and
sympathy show in your face, let
goodness and pity and love shine
in your eyes, and you'll get your
man faster than if you had the
biggest bust this side of Bali.
* *: *:
Busts cause nothing but trouble
I remember a girl I knew in col-
lege. Her name was Betsy. She
had a vast bosom. I always called
her. Busty to myself. One night I
was dancing with her. We were
talking and I inadvertently called
her "Busty" instead of "Betsy."
Know what happened? You got
it, Mac. She bust me. Right on
the nose.
And maybe that's why I've been
a little psychological about busts
ever since.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1959
The Mailbag
DEAR HERB:
Please renew my subscription
for the Zurich Citizens News for
another year. I would certainly
hate to miss getting my copy each
week, as we enjoy it very much.
Keep up the good work.
Find enclosed cheque for $2.50.
Yours truly,
MR. and MRS, A. MacLEAN
White Oak Road,
RR No. 11,
London, Ontario.
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