Zurich Citizens News, 1959-03-18, Page 2PAGE TWC
ZURICH Citizens NEWS
ZURICH edifem4 NEWS
Published every Wednesday Morningh t Zurich,
Ontario, fon r the Police
Village of Zurich, Hay
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of Stanley Township, in Huron County.
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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18, 1959
YOUR NUMBER TO DRIVE
STARTING NEXT year, every Ontario person who drives
a car, and that means most of us, will be given a number. That
will be his number until death, old age or disinclination separates
him from the wheel of a car. To wit: citizens will be known by
their number until their number is up, as far as the licensing
branch of the department of transport is concerned.
The power of the car on our civilization is thus given its
ultimate recognition: no other force in the long history of Western
democracy—not even the army—has been able to reduce indiivduals
to anonymous numbers. Perhaps the next stage is for every
child to be given, at birth, a telephone number.
The actual change to be made is this: Every driver will be
given the same driving license number every year, and the issue
will be on his birthday, not at the beginning of a calendar year
when new vehicle licenses are issued.
The process will start with licenses to new drivers in 1960.
During the three years all drivers will be taken into the master
plan, which, needless to say will be dominated by a crafty
machine.
The purpose is not merely to spread out the work load for
license issuers (people will still queue for car license plates).
The main function is to facilitate accurate and speedy indentifi-
cation of drivers. A closer check and a tighter scrutiny will
be possible in renewing licenses, because renewal notices will
be sent out (on the driver's birthday) ; drivers will not be making
mass or casual application on their own hook.
The modification of the system does not guarantee that
careless, reckless or inconipetent drivers will be refused licenses,
but is should make this more possible.
TAXPAYER GETS A BREAK
NOW THAT the time is approaching when citizens through-
out the land will be scratching their heads and cursing the De-
partment of National Revenue as they complete their 1958 income
tax returns, it may be worth while to note that one class of
taxpayer does get a small advantage from Ottawa.
The basic personal exemption for every taxpayer is $1,000.
If he is married and supporting his wife, he gets another $1,000
exemption, making a total of $2,000. However, if his wife has an
income of $1,250 or more, the Department of National Revenue
does not recognize the marriage. He and his wife must make
separate returns and each gets only the basic exemption of $1,000.
The family exemption is still $2,000, which seems fair enough, if
anything in the Income Tax Act may be called fair.
However, a taxpayer in the latter class gets a small break
when he and his wife reach the age of 65. Then the personal
exemption rises to $1,500 and both husband and wife can claim
it, receiving a total family exemption of $3,000. The taxpayer
whose marriage is recognized by the department, and whose wife
does not have to make a return, gets an exemption of only $2,500.
—(The Printed Word).
HURON MLA
Cm S. MacNaughton Asks Government
To Consider Standardization of DST
Mr. Speaker:
Before the orders of the day I
should like to comment and seek
some information on a matter
which I am convinced is of great
concern to a very considerable
number of people in Ontario, part-
icularly in the rural sections of
the Province.
I refer to the confusing and al-
together haphazard method of re-
gulating the available hours of
daylight that has plagued the good
people of this Province for many
years and appears likely to do so
again in the course of the next
few weeks.
In support of this observation,
Mr. Speaker, permit me to say to
you and the Hon. Members of
the House that I have received
some 20 odd resolutions urging
the Provincial Government to do
something to rectify this situation.
Further, I know that the Hon.
Member for Huron -Bruce has re-
ceived similar resolutions and I can
only assume that the same can be
said by most if not all Members
from rural ridings.
These resolution§ are represent-
ative of a broad cross-section of
the people in that they have been
presented by all Women's Instit-
utes in my riding and I believe
throughout the Province as well
as the Council of the County of
Huron and many municipal coun-
cils.
Now while I believe .rural folks
largely would prefer standard time
on a year-round basis, nevertheless
SUGAR and SPICE
(By W. (Bill) B. T. Smiley)
After about ten years in the
business, a weekly newspaper ed-
itor becomes . something of an
authority on "banquets."
* * *•
Now a banquet, when I used to
read about them as a kid, was a
sumptuous affair. The word con-
jured up visions of Roman volupt-
uaries reclining on couches, drink-
ing Falernian wine and gorging
themselves on all manner of good-
ies borne in by half -naked Nubian
slaves.
* *
Twenty-five years later, I'm pre-
pared to admit that a banquet
consists of: a shot of tomato juice
in a paper cup; a plate heaped
with mashed potatoes and gravy,
cold turkey and lukewarm, lumpy
turnips or canned peasancarrots; a
piece of pie which can range from
delectable to gawdoffal, depending
on who made it; a slug of warmish
tea or coffee poured from a large
porcelain pot by a perspiring and
rather cross lady member of the
catering organization.
* * *
But not only the viands are
changed. It's the atmosphere. At
the banquet of my boyish imagin-
ation, the participants began about
9 p.m. They ate and drink in
leisurely fashion, exchanging quips,
epigrams, verses. Their digestion
was aided by the muted strumming
of lutes. About midnight, glassy -
eyed, they would clap for the
dancing girls and acrobats. Later,
still belching richly, they would
totter off, aided by their servants,
for their sedan chairs, home and
bed.
* ' 4: *
Nowadays the banquet starts
sharp at 6.30. So everybody mills
around hungrily until ten to seven,
while the good ladies in the kit-
chen mutter imprecations and try
to keep things hot. There is a vast
shuffling, of chairs as everybody
is seated. The vice-president runs
madly about trying to squeeze two
extra chairs in at the head table
because somebody goofed.
I am confident they appreciate
that people in urban areas would
be deprived of much of the day-
light hours they depend on during
the summer for well deserved re-
creation.
I do believe, however, that this
Government should consider every
possible means of providing for
uniform change dates on a pro-
vince -wide basis.
The haphazard manner in which
this matter is now handled results
not only in pure confusion but in
scores of instances extreme incon-
venience and in fact hardship.
There are periods of several weeks,
both spring and fall, where prob-
ably half the municipalities in
some counties are on daylight sav-
ing time while others are on st-
andard time. In areas where dis-
trict high schools operate it is not
uncommon for the older children
in a family to be attending school
in town which is on standard time
while the younger children attend
public school in a municipality
which is still on daylight time or
vice versa.
The extreme inconvenience of
such a situation will, I am sure,
be obvious to all Hon Members
and may I assure you, Mr. Speak-
er, there are many other incon-
veniences with which all of us are
quite familiar,
Mr. Speaker, the foregoing pr-
ompts me to ask the following qu-
estions:
(1) Have municipalities the auth-
ority to set or change time
* *
Then there's a sharp "ping", as
the chairman hits his waterglass
and mutters something. There is
another vast shuffling as every-
one lurches to his feet. There is
a jumbled clinking of glasses for
the Queen, followed by Grace.
That Grace has been following the
Queen for years and don't bet she
won't be along on the Royal Tour
this summer.
a,*8:
Then there is the painful
struggle back into the narrow
space, the chairs standing as close
as the Grenadier Guards shoulder
to shoulder. The ladies rush in
with plates. They are halted in
their tracks by the chairman, who
announces he would like to intro-
duce the head table. The table is
unimpressed, but those seated at
it bob up with various expressions
and stand there with their arms
hanging down.
* *
When this embarrassing ritual is
ended, the ladies, not to be denied
again, hurl themselves upon the
head able. The chairman's wife,
who hates lumpy turnips, carries
on a sparkling conversation with
The Guest Speaker, on her left,
agreeing that yes it's been quite a
winter and yes there's nothing to
beat real home -cooked food at a
banquet.
* * *
The chairman, desperately try-
ing to remember the brilliant
"chairman's remarks" he wrote
out that afternoon, gulps with un -
tasting palate, interrupted at
every second bite by the wife of
The Guest Speaker, who knows
that she is supposed to be charm-
ing to the locals, but is wishing
she was home watching TV and
wondering why the hell she drove
60 miles from the city with that
megalomaniac husband of her who
can't refuse an invitation to speak.
* * *
Meanwhile, down in the rest of
the hall, it is not exactly hilar-
ious. At first, there is a little
scattered conversation. Then hte
pangs begin to strike. Morosely
watching the head table guests
wading into the turkey, everyone
gets into the celery and olives
and eats his bun.
* * *
Just about the time the head
table•hogs are served their coffee
and are lighting up, the common
types at the end of the last table
get their plates. They eat like
fury, but are just starting their
pie when the chairman pings his
glass. From then on, they have
to sneak bites and chew unobtrus-
ively, their heads twisted toward
the head table.
* a,
While The Guest Speaker is in-
troduced, the catering ladies tip-
toe about, gathering dishes
up
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18, 1959
Letters to the Editor
Dear Sir:
I am enclosing a money order
for the Zurich Citizens News for
another year.
I find the paper very interesting,
and especially look forward to the
"Recipe Box".
Yours truly,
—MRS. ABNER WEBER
RR 1, Wallenstein, Ont.
March 10, 1959.
The Citizens News,
Zurich, Ontario.
Dear Sir:
Enclosed find my cheque for
$2.50 in payment of the renewal
of my subscription to The Citizens
News for another year.
We look forward to the arrival
of the "News" every week and
find many items of interest in its
columns.
Best wishes for your continued
success in the coming years.
Very truly yours,
NESBITT M. WOODS.
Sunnylea Ave E.,
Toronto 18, Ontario,
March 16, 1959.
with the silence of a crew of auto
wreckers. Then they go out in the
kitchen and enjoy their own din-
ner, amid a phenomenal rattling
of crockery and subdued peals of
laughter that have The Guest
Speaker gritting his teeth.
* * *
Oh, I'm not down on banquets.
Don't think that for a minute. I
love them. But I think I was
born about 2,000 years too late.
I'll bet I've been at 300 banquets
in the last ten years, and I haven't
had a goblet of Falernian wine,
been waited on by a Nubian slave,
or seen a single dancing girt, at
one of them.
standards?
(2) Has the Legislature or the
Government any authority or
jurisdiction in the matter?
(3) In any event has the Govern-
ment considered a course of
action in response to the
countless resolutions which
have been submitted to many
Hon. Members and in turn
submitted to the Hon. Pro-
vincial Secretary?
May I, Mr. Speaker, express the
opinion that this is a matter that
warrants careful consideration and
appropriate action on the part of
whichever government or agency
or department of government
which possesses the authority to
deal with this thoroughly unsatis-
factory situation.
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