Zurich Herald, 1957-01-31, Page 3Spare Man On
Although strong men have
>:dwered and ladies fainted at
my manly physique, I am not
primarily noted as an athlete,
But I do think the night I beat
the All Stars should go down in
history, comparable, at least, to
the time I was playing left field
and made a put-out at home
plate, These two events, tegeth-
ger, should assure me some fame
in the annals of sport.
A bowling Team
town so they could give alp th
job, There is no emolument, but
there is the happy consolation
that one is contributing to a good
fellowship.
The bowling league brings to-
gether every walk of life in our
town, in bantering good will and
in friendly competition, It was
my feeling that by taking over
the scoring 1 might protect the
worthwhile aspects of the asso-
ciation from foundering for lack
of computation.
But I am not much of a bowl-
er, They tell me I have a smooth
delivery, excellent form, and a
natural follow-through of good
quality. I would make high
scores if I could just hit the pins.
In my official capacity I am not
on the roster of any team, but if
some regular bowler has to be
out of town or for another rea-
son defaults, I sometimes stand
in for him and see what I can
do. I enjoy this. And the other
night the team' from the Wor-
umbo Mill lacked a member, be-
cause Johnny Galgovich was
working threeto eleven. Upon
due application I was prevailed
upon to substitute for him.
The Worumbo team was match
ed, that evening, against the All
Stars. The All Stars have. been
League champions more times
than I remember off -hand, and
are the team to beat. Four of
their team are averaging over
100 --and as we bowl candlepins
with the three small balls this
is a most satisfactory average
and should not be compared
with the misleading figures of
the much easier game where
they bowl two balls with bottle -
pins. The captain of the Worum-
bo team, when asking me to
bowl with them, explained that
they had no chance of winning
anyway, and the evening would
be little more than a cruel
slaughter.
But you can't tell about me.
The spark was struck. It wasn't
my bowling, because I got my
customary '78 the first string, but
it must have been my radiant
personality and my bonhomie.
The other members of the Wor-
umbo team began knocking
down pins they didn't even hit.
Nothing was wrong. One lad
managed to beat down six spares•
in a row, and after the third one
his eyes were glazed and he was
tottering with emotion. He would
hit off to one side and get just
as many pins. His score ran up
like the cash register at a meat
counter, and the All Stars be-
came visibly dismayed.
The All Stars were hitting
precisely, beautifully, . perfectly.
But nothing much happened. The
more they tried, the better they
bowled, and. the .poorer their
score. In the end they all went
home without saying goodnight,
hardly; and seemed to be sad.
They congratulated us, but their
hearts were not in it. And in the
record book, it shows that I
bowled on the winning team. I
inked it in a little heavily, to
emphasize it, because I felt it
was an important item, and since
I am secretary I felt itwas, up
to me to do it.-Bv John. Gould
in The Christian Science Moni-
tor.
The fact that these noteworthy
achievements took place in the
minor leagues, so to speak,
should not detract from their
significance. The baseball event,
alone, is a world's record never
'even attempted in any league. I
was on the high school team at
the time, playing left field be-
cause I had rubber boots. The
man who laid out our baseball
diamond had to blast a ledge
away from the shortstop posi=•
tion, and he used up all the ap-
propriation before he got into
the outfield. A boiling spring
came from under the ledge, and
it exuded into left. Playing left
field was just d. token position,
because it was so hard to field a
ball out there the teams had a
gentlemen's agreement nobody
would hit there, and it by acci-
dent anybody did, the advance
was limited to two bases.
So I was standing out there
ankle deep when. Red Peaks
cane up to bat. He hit a Balti-
more chop and our infield be-
came confused. There was a
good deal of throwing around,
and we had him in three separ-
- ate run -downs - between sec-
ond and first, third and second
and home and third, As he ad-
vanced, slowly but purely, it
seemed wise to me to come in
and lend a hand. Thus the play
went from 4 to 3 tol to 3 to 4 to
5 to 3 to 2 to 6 to 4 to 3 to 6,
etc., etc., and finally to me, and I
tagged Red out .as 11e_ slid home.
It was not only an unusual
play, but it was exciting to
watch, and the crowd enjoyed it.
. They continued to cheer and
laugh long after the play was
completed, and now and again
they would subside and go limp
until somebody guffawed again,
and then they would go off into
another round of hilarity. Por a
time it was a famous incidnt, but
after I was graduated and went
into other pursuits people sort of
forgot about it.
Of late years my athletic in-
terests have been confined to
cribbage, popping corn, and
shaking condiments on my meat,
But recently I decided I was get-
ting flabby and out of trim, so I
undertook being secretary of our
community bowling league. This
gets me to the bowling alley one
night a week, but the job is en-
tirely clerical. I have to keep
individual sheets on each bowl-
er, compute averages, and show
total pinfall and high scores. I
took the job because nobody
wanted it, and Ifelt the frater-
nal aspects of the bowling league
shouldn't be peopardized by hit-
or-miss records. The casualty
rate in secretaries had been
high. Some men had to give up
the job because they moved out
of town. and some movedout of
WAR -EGYPTIAN VERSION -Future historians may believe that
the Anglo-French invasibn..of E,g.ypt was repulsed with heavy
losses to the invaders if theyjudge by this new Egyptian stamp.
It commemorates the recent fighting by showing three Egyptian
"resistance" fighters, one's grenade -toting girl, charging for-
ward as enemy parachute troops are slain on the Port Said
beach and an enemy ship burns in the background.
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LESSON
THE BARONIAL TOUCH -- Breakfast in bed Is only one of the
baronial privileges accorded Baron and Lady Wolfschmidt, the
two white Borzois seen above being served chopped filet
mignon at San Francisco's 'St. Francis Hotel. But the Russian
hounds don't always have it so good. It was just a stunt set up
to plug a new brand of vodka.. •
TI1LL&IM FRONT
President Eisenhower's recent
visit to the drought stricken
areas of the south-west has caus-
ed considerable comment, but
I don't believe there are many
- in Canada at least - who
realize just how serious the situ-
ation is down there. So for your
information 1 amp passing along
part of a dispatch from Boise
City, Oklahoma, which will give
you an idea.
* e a
Five years of extreme drought
have left an economic scar that
threatens to become as lasting
as the wind -gouged erosion of
this normally fertile, produc-
tive country.
It is a natural disaster that has
struck primarily at agriculture.
But, like an octopus whipping its•
tentacles out and lashing at every-
thing within reach, the economic
dislocation caused by the
drought now threatens the un-
derpinnings of this entire high
plain, and even of the whole
'Great Plains area itself, some-
thing like one-fifth of: the area
of the United ; States.
Cattlemen, wheat growers,:
cotton farmers, sheep- raisers all
are facing economic ruin ex-
cept those fortunate few, a piti-
fully small percentage, who hap-
pen to be in position to tap un-
derground sources of badly need-
ed moisture or the few river
reservoirs built in the last two
or three decades by the federal
government.
Here in this area are concen-
trated the problems of the Great
Plains, aggravated by a .drought
now in its sixth year.
The air itself is dry. It's the
kind of atmosphere that keeps
wood from rotting: It dries every-
thing up. Houses which have
stood as landmarks on the flat-
landsfor more than a decade
bear the marks of grinding sand
blown from the earth's surface
by a wind that never stops.
There is more than irony in.
names of landmarks, natural and
man-made. Running Water
Cceek, which rises northwest of
Clovis, doesn't even show any
permanency on the maps, where
the broken line indicates a
stream that disappears almost
before it gets started. Old set-
tlers along this stream don't
know where it got its name.
Somebody had a bitter sense of
humor.
"Else he tried to cross it in 'a
flash flood," one old-timer sug-
gests. , .0
But these people out here have
courage, sympathy, determina-
tion, and pride.
It's different from the dost
bowl days of the 1930's. There
are no ling lines of jalopies,
bearing • families and their feat
possessions westward to Califor-
nia.
Wes Izzard, publisher of the
Amarillo, Texas, News, recalls
those days. They were going west
on Highway 66 by the thousands.
Cities like Amarillo, as well as
small towns, could do little more
than give them a meal of hot
soap, some bread, maybe a gal-
lon of gasoline, a pat on the
back, and send them on.
• The westward migration of 25
years ago was by farm tenants.
from Texas, Oklahoma, Arkan-
sas, Mississippi. Not all were
fleeing from the drought, They
Were trying to get Out of an
economic trap of falling farm
prices, no markets for their pro-
ducts, and 'climatic reverses:
They had no pride of owner-
ship. Few owned anything more
than an iron bed, coal -oil stove,
a 'Model T Ford, and a few
clothes. All they had to do was
to pile in the car and head West.
Today., though, a great sociolA.
gloat change has taken place -
almost a revolution. More people
own farms they live on, or have
a big share of partnership.
:g * *
"It will take more than a
drought to get them off," said
one local representative of the
Farmers Home Administration.
"These people have a courage
to see it through, with a deter-
mination fortified by a pride of
ownership that was missing in
the 1930's.
"And there is a sympathetic
understanding for each other's
problems The farmer who hap-
pens to be lucky enough to have
flowing wells for irrigation
realizes that the dryland farmer
is hitting some tough years caus-
ed by conditions beyond his con-
trol.
"And the farmer who can ir-
rigate his crops knows that some-
where the cost of bringing that..
water up from deep in the
ground is going to hit an econ-
omic point beyond which there
v. c'n't be any percentage in farm-
ing. Then he, too, will be looking
up at. the skies, hoping those
rain -bearing clouds get up here
from the Gulf of Mexico just
at the right time to run into a
cold front heading south from
Canada." * *
These people need help, but
they don't want charity. Most
of them have have already mort-
gaged their farms to the hilt
just to take care of ordinnary
running expenses. It costs money
to buy seed year after year, put
it in the ground, and watch it
blow away without even sprout-
ing, much less taking root.
And it costs plenty to have to
haul in hay and grain year after
year to feed the stock. Some of
the . biggest -landowners in the
country have been selling off
.section after section, trying to
keep themselves in business uzi-
til the, rains come.
Local banks have done about
.all they can to keep the econ-
omy from going under. They
have stretched their facilities to
make loans. But bank loans are
made only to farmers who can
show they are pretty good risks.
And nobody is a good risk if
he' .can't get moisture for his
crops, or grass on the range for
his stock.
1
By Rev B. Barna) Warren
B.A„ B.D.
Our Mission as Disciples
Matthew :9;85-10:8, 24-25
Memory Selection: The har-
vest truly is plenteous, but the
labourers are few; Pray ye
therefore the Lord of the har-
vest, that he will send forth
labourers into his harvest, Mat-
thew. 9;31.38,
Jesus ministered by teaobing,
preaching hnd healing. He min-
istered not just from a sense of
duty but because he.. felt for
the people. He had compassion
on them. But the task was too
big for him alone. He urged the
disciples to pray that the Lord
of the harvest might send forth
labourers.
Some of those who attended
on .theministry of Jesus came
to share his vision. They saw the
need and felt for the people.
They prayed for God -sent lab-
ourers. Twelve of these ardent
souls Jesus called to himself
and sent forth to help answer
their prayers. They were given
power to cast out unclean spirits
and to heal' all manner of sick-
ness and all manner of disease.
They put no price on their ser-
vices. Jesus said, "Freely ye
have received, freely give." He
warned that they would receive
persecution.
Nearly all denominations are
crying about this shortage - of
ministers. Too few are sharing
the vision of the need of the
people. We are too money -min-
ded. The spiritual needs of
people about us do not impress
us deeply. We do not feel for
Upsidedown to Prevent Peeking
therm and with them, Ilene,
there are few called of God and
sent forth.
Ministers are not paid am
much as those in other profes-
sions where a similar period of
preparation is required. They
have to .dress better than they
can afford. But they get along.
When they have extra expense
on account of such emergencies
as, sickness there are always
appreciative parishioners wlio
rally to their support. When one
knows he has been called of
God to the work he would not
exchange it for any other.
British Publisher and multi-
millionaire Lord Beaverbrook
said25 years ago:
"If I were in a position to
influence the life of a sincere
young man today, I would say
to him, `Rather choose to be an
evangelist than a cabinet min-
ister or a millionaire: When I
was .a young man. I pitied my
father for being a poor man
and a humble preacher of the
Word. Now that I am older 1
envy his life and career."
THE FEAST OF ST.
SWITHIN
The Feast of St. Swithin on July
15 is the familiar date because
of the old legend attatched to his
name, but the origin of the leg-
end is perhaps not so familar.
Swithin was a pious honk of
Wessex, who eventually became
Bishop of Winchester. He was
admired and trusted by all who
knew him, and rose high in mat-
ters of church and state. Never-
theless he remained so humble
in spirit that he asked to be bu-
ried outside the cathedral, where
the rain from the eaves would
fall upon his grave. A later
Bishop with more grandiose ideas
planned to have him re -interred
in a splendid and orate shrine
inside the cathedral. But legend
has it that on July 15 in the year
971, the day apppointed for this
proceeding, the change so upset
the Saint that it rained for forty
days, whereupon the plan to
move his body was given up. A
minor piece of folklore attached
to the main legend, and still
current in some parts of Eng-
land, speaks of July 15 as "the
day which the apples are chris-
tened," referring to the showers
which may fall to help on the
apples to ripeness.
Drive With Care
PRICELESS - Most precious animal in the world is -the -appealing
mite pictured above in the Columbus Municipal Zoo.' St's a girl
baby• gorilla, precious because she represents a triple triumph -
first gorilla breeding in captivity, first conception and first
birth. Her arrival tossed an H-bomb in world zoo circles.
Theories, some 100 years old, said it never could happen.
"Sweetie Face," 16 days old when this picture was snapped,
has a wizened face, a head the size of an orange, is 15 inches
long and weighed four pounds at birth. She lives in an
incubator and is fed humanbaby formula.
'TRAGEDY AT NIAGARA -- The news camera catches the prelude to a wintertime tragedy at
rapids Falls, Ontario, as these deer struggle in the icy ra ids fesding to Horseshoe Falls,
They are three of four that were trapped in the swirling currents. They battled for more than
a mile and got ashore, but were frightened back into the water, They were swept to their
sieaths dyer' the fails.