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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1957-01-17, Page 3tip rt Jokes 'Tha't Ended in Tragedy • Ad a merry party In a Shrop- shire manor house an attractive young guest was dared to sleep in the "hacmted neat." "I don't believe In ghosts," ::he declared defiantly. tut the young sons of the rouge decided to give her a pro- per scare. 'From their Lather's bollection of foreign curios they obtained a mummifies. hand, 'overed it with phosphorescent paint and placed it on the girl's pilloyr. Then when she went to "need they listened outside her Floor for the expected cry of fright. It came-- but it was no ordin- ary cry. 11 was a high-pitched scream -of wild and unreasoning -error, which chilled their blood,: - and it Was followed by fear- some animals n o :] s'e s, deep growl, and savage snarls. White-faced, panic-stricken, the boys rushed to their father and blurted out thel.r story, He and some of the guests rushed :o the bedroom and battered sown the door. . The girl was sitting on the ',ed. Her eyes were wild and staring, her features contorted into a mask which seemed scarcely human, k r o ni her throat came the bestial noises which had so terrified the two oys. The stupid joke. had - driven her mad. ' - Horrible? Undoubtedly. But '.his is by meads the only oc- :asion on which jokes have re - salted in tragedy. A Lancashire 1+.1i11 -hand, of poor mentality, was unable to find a girl friend. But one day he was convinced y some of his workmates that an attractive young woman in ne same mil] had fallen in love with him. Delighted, he approached the girl.. 'Give me a• kiss," he beg- ged. She. stared at him conternp- 1:rously. Then emboldened by ,.ne nods and winks ,of his ...Sates, he attempted to seize her in his arms. In her annoy ince the girl pushed him viol- eetly .aside and gave him a stinging slap on the face. "Keep --our dirty hands off me, you half-wit," she blazed. The same evening his body -was found in the canal. Ridicule had played on his weak mind end driven him to suicide. Schoolboys are fond of play- iaig jokes; sometimes their ideas c'- humour- lead to unintentional cruelty -and worse. . At one,. school, a boy was terrified of 'nice. His classTnates'- regarded him as -a sissy. They captured' a house and hid it in his desk. When the boy lifted the lid e mouse jumped out. ran up FREEDOM JITTERS - Freedom has its uncertainties for Eva Della Casa, 20, as, nervously biting her nails, she waits for o plane with 100 other Califor- nia -bound Hungarian refugees. his arm, on to kids shoulder and scuttled off, The boy shrieked, turned deathly white and faros ted. This experienee brought on succi a serious nervous condition that he had to be sent to a spe- c.lal school. .A ,joke had jropar'•.' ized that youngstede whop: ;future. ' To some of the London boy; who were evacuated during the war' the country was a frighten- ing place after daek. And a .namber of Suffolk lo,a'ls played on a city -bred youngster's fears. "That lane you go along every evening is haunted;" they told him solemnly. 'The devil walks there!" The boy was seared, .but he put i, bold face on the matter. One night he heard the clank- ln.g of chains in the lane and a queer noise. In the light of the stars he saw a ghostly,, devilish -looking head with horns coming towards hint. The boy was terrified. He tur- ned and ran. not realizing in his terror that the "devil's head" was. only a goat, tethered there. by the jokers. They found him the next morning. In his un- reasoning ;fear he had pitched over the edge or a sand -pit. Result: several weeek;, in hos- pitat, Highly strung people :ire dan- erous subjects for jokes, An Essex husband learned this through a bitter experience.. "Shan't be in till late to -night." he told his wife as he left for work one .morning. "I'm going out with another woman," He was only joking. BC]t his wife took it seriously. She moped and in her extreme de- pression put her head iii the gas oven. Fortunately, she was rescued in time. Another woman who suffered through the misguided humour of others was a decidedly plain girl who worked in a London office. She rushed in one clay waving a letter' which bore an address in Wardour Street. "One of our talent scouts has been watching you," it said. "You seem to be ena4nently suitable for a big part in our next film." The foolish girl went to the address given -only, to find that she- was the victim of a cruel joke. She guessed that her office colleagues were responsible and knew that they would pull her leg unmercifully. Terrified at facing their 1 idicule, her eyes blurred with tears. she stag- gered into the street. She walk- ed straight into a bus and was crippled for life. Watch Quiz . Do you wear a watch? Is so, do you know that: Mary Queen of Scots possessed a death's head watch which was made out of a human skull. That the world's largest watch made for the St. Louis Fair of 1903, was so enormous that people could walk among its moving wheels and its balance wheel weighed a ton. That London watchmaker John Arnold made the worths tiniest watch for which he was paid 500 guineas by George III. That one of our Queen's wed- ding presents was a tiny 15 -jewel Swiss watch st into a gold latch- key. That when Guy Fawkes was arrested after trying to blow up the Houses of Parliament an oval-shaped watch found on him was inscribed with pictures of running figures. Mabel arrived home with an engagement ring on her finger, "What kind of a 'fellow are you engaged to?" her father. asked, "Well, he says, he always wanted a home," "That sounds good." + "And he likes ours very much." CROSSWORD PUZZLE .a'"Ross necktie 1. 1"miringration 0. 'Native of ;. .', 'act: T.atv'la ''. 'I ,a t woman 7, Cuckoo ,1 ::. i-.»1 ,•overrng 8. Long thin 43, Ntratchman cigar 1 heelers In 0, Large knife 10, Possessive pronoun 11. Otherwise candy 17 i, ,..nose 1,. l' .rre1 of 19, ['r',.1,-t'nnt ed animals 98. ri+ted covering 21. r'nirilll, 22, r'rrviet hit„ 29 '1:i'n, cal fry °.0. i i i'vp:oped 1i war 8t. gees 02, \t,di,•n'1 33, in,an' 3:1. T3rii,w 88. T,iml, • 89, Ilroop 37.'rhhi . 40. i.argp 41. Vol h's boat 44.'rl,,ng'ht- i'uineS 47. i?rnegacT4 48. Te a point on 89. Novel 814..1nua11e etre et. le .-.,,nne1164 DoWN 1.'' mat anent. 2. Yrat;tt Cu: er oriv4,1111 4 .'k'h,) oK 2 a 4 14. Arrow poison 16. Ardor 20. Garden tool 21: Cover 22, Passing fashion 28. Self E4. Ti ant 20. 'Unexploded shell 20. Armed conflict 27. urge 28. Insect 90. Capture 01.'Floor covering 6 7 e 80. Deserver 34. Traditional talo 35. Not yo much 86. Alarm whistle 87. Scrutinize 99. 74xpect 39, Sufficient (poet.) 40 Creek letter 41 tap. aborigine 42, Decays 49 lrottd of 1nlun 45 Stark bird 4V. Male turkey roA 12. 15 17 13 14- 16 TO 22 zs 32 29 24 33 59 57 44 47 Ott Be 35 es. eaeseeeta sseeiteseeasesS 44 42 43 45 46 Iso At ewer alsewh-e •.e 06 this pagre, • SOLID, MAN, SOLID - Adorning a street in the British sector of Berlin is this Sphinx -like statue of a ram, made of red tle bricks; possibly a new medium for sculptors. FARM FA ).269u-s,sT This week we continue the Highlights et the farm outlook for 1957 as .foreshadowed from the Agricultural Conference held in Ottawa Dec. 3-5, 1956. Livestock Total pleat production in in- spected or approved establish- ments in Canada in 1956 ap- pears to be approaching the rec- ord 1.9 billion pounds set in 1944, In 1957 production will; probably differ only slightly from 1956 levels, an anticipated reduction in pork production';: being probably• offset by in- creased beef production. A continued strong domestics,. demand for neat, plus a.n ant'-,!; cipated • firm improved United,e ' States market should prevent,• any significant decline in cat '7 tle prices, while all the indica.-a"$l tors - consumer. demand, ex :4 port possibilities; and the sup ply position -,- point to strong. hog and poi+k prices, both in4. absolute terms- and relative beef prices. The relative price position will likely cause some. switching by consumers from pork to beef, thus causing an additional increase in the al- ready high level of domestic disappearance of beef. A slight increase is looked for, in calf slaughter. while sheep and lamb slaughter will prob- ably remain about the same. No marked change in prices of calves, or of sheep and lamps, is expected. Dairy Products Milk production in 1957 is es- timated at 17.5 billion pounds, about the same as in the pre- vious two years. The fluid milk market expanded by increased population, will probably ab- sorb any small increase in to- tal milk production and per- haps divert some milk from other ,products to fitiid use During 1957 consumption of creamery butter is expected to exceed production with the dif- ference made up out of exist- ing stocks. Cheddar cheese pro- 1 duction ' and consumption are likely to be about the same as it 1956 with slightly less cheese available for export in 1957. Output of evaporated milk and dry skimmed milk will peub- ably be approximately in bal- ance with .consumption, with any increases reflecting the growth in population and fairly stable per capita consumption. Ice cream production may reach 34 million gallon:, about one million gallons more their the previous record set in 11155. Eggs and Poultry Ebgs -- During the 1' ' il:.al- der of 1956 and the filet tit e months of 1957 swings in the supply and pr'ic'e patterns will be more pronounced and ceg prices will, on the average, nut be as favorable to producers as during .the corresponding per- iod a year earlier. During the summer months of the cooling year it is expected that produc- tion and prices Will be similar to those in the corresponding period of 1956. Poultry -- The poultry pleat situation in 1957 will be dunl- inated even more by develop- ments in the chicken broiler and turkey industries than in 1956. Both of these segments of the poulry industry are rapid- ly developing new and mare efficient methods of production and marketing with the result that they are now the two ma- jor sources of poultry meat in Ode eouniry. In view of this situation it is expected that price levels for poultry meat in 1957 will be about the same as in 1956. Fruits and Vegetables The 1956 apple crop of 12.0 million bushels was 37 per cent less than the bumper crop of 1955 and 16 per cent below the 1949-53 average. As a result of the small crop, prices have been, and are expected to con- tinue at higher levels than in 1955. Barring unforeseen de- velopnients, the 1957 crop will probably exceed that of 1956. Larger crops of peaches, pears and cherries are anticipated 'in 1957 than in 1956. The 1957 crop of strawberries and rasp- berries is expected to exceed that of 1956 but it will be a few years before the 1949-53 level of production is reached. The 1956 potato crop of 66.8 Million bushels was one per Cent larger than that -of 1955. Both imports and exports dur ing 1956-57 are not expected to reach the levels of 1955-56. The average price received .during the season as a whole is expect- ed to be above that of the 1955- 56 crop year. Consumer demand for fresh vegetables in 1957 is expected to remain strong. Because of the smaller packs of canned vegetables in 1966, the acreage contracted for processing in 1957 is expected to be increased. During 1957 the growth of the frozen fruit and vegetable in- dustry is expected to be main- tained. Seeds Production of pedigreed sere - eats in 1956 was practically the same as in 1955. Because of frost damage and poor harvest weather there may be some lo- cal scarcity of good quality pedigreed seed but the total supplies of most of the popular varieties should be adequate fur domestic needs, ]eavinl' a sue - piths of some vat 1eties available for export. The pracIlh 1ian of Selkirk lyheca, Parkland bar- ley and Rodney and Garry oats was greatly inr..rc'ase'r;, Estimated production of all the principal for'uge crisp seeds in 1956, with the exception of sweet clover and meadow fes- cue, was less than in 1955. The alfalfa seed crop was mucic the smallest on record and produc- tion of aleike clover, red clover, timothy, brume -grass and crest- ed wheatgrass ryas considerably below avc'r01 t'. With the exception of alfalfa unci red clover seed, supplies of the principal. hay and pasture seeds, in spiie of smaller pro- duction. should be sufficient to meet domestic requirements. As supplies of alfalfa seed will not be sufficient for domestic needs it is expected that substantial quantities of seed of adaped varieties will be imported from Upsidedown to Prevent Peeking 1 errl M 411.4 t4 a the United States to supplement Canadian production. Canadian grown double -cut type red clo- ver seed will also be in short supply, but seed to meet domes- tic needs is available trout the United Kingdom and Lite United States. Smeller crops of many forage seeds in Canada, the United States and Western Europe have stimulated prices on world mar- kets and prices to growers in 1956 are considerably higher than a year ago. There was some iriel'easg in estimated production of peas, beans and' corn in 1956 corn - pared to 1955, although produc- tion of beans and corn was con- siderably below' average. Most of the sugar -beet stecklings in British Columbia were lost through winter killing • and practically no crop was harv- ested. Production of swede and mangel seed was confined en- tirely to the Maritimes and is the smallest in years. Substan- tial imports of most vegetables and Toot seeds will be required to supplement Canadian pro- duction; this is, however, a nor- mal situation and it is expected that the necessary supplies will be available as usual from the United States and Europe. Duckiig Sitois For Nagging Wives It was seriously suggested by a henpecked British husband re- sently that the old-time duck- ing stools should be reintroduced in this country as a method 01 curing the nagging tongues of wives. His idea is unlikely to be adopted but it is similar to a proposal made a few years ago London magistrate who declared that he would gladly give his Parliarnentary vote to the can- didate who would promise to do his best to revive the ducking stool as a punishment for too - talkative women. ' This queer instrument usually consisted of a chair fixed to a crossbeam which was erected over a pond into which the of- fender was dipped three times. The method was said to be very effective. Its use was not con- fined to shrews. Quarrelsome couples were tied back to back by their neighbours and ducked together. Dishonest traders were also punished in the ducking stool. Brewers of bad beer, bakers of inferior bread and butchers con- victed of short 'weight were all liable to be' ducked. The last recorded use of the ducking stool, in England was at Leominster in 1809, though there was a later sentence which was commuted. Few ducking stools survive in Britain today, but in 1931 one which was formerly used to pun- ish "unruly women" at Kenil- worth, Warwickshire, was dis- covered in a barn where it had lain hidden. USW SCHOOL J,ESSON 111 Sere i4'. ltar'c1a1 Micron t.1'1. 118.1) How 9f19 .Resist ri'eonptetione Matthew 3:16-4:i t Memory Selection: "comp tshe'll worship the Lord thy Ciodl, arae him only shalt thou serve. Ma't. there 4:10. The great temptation .st tlatx end 01 the forty days in the wilderness was no farce. Here Jesus in his perfect rnanb.00dt was subjected to the same temp+ tatioris that we experience tees day. He did not yield. If wet open our hearts to Him we Ca* triumph too. The first temptation concerned. the basic desire for food. After all, one must eat. But "Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that pro•- ceedeth out of the mouth of God." At the recent Christiaeo. Business Men's • Convention Set Chicago a garage owner told oa, how Jesus had entered his hears: and. transformed his life. Ho discontinued the practice of turning bads- tyle speedomete1 when preparing the trade-iraa for the used car market. Some dealers will tell you that yore have to turn them back. "The can't sell a car with 70,000 mine on the speedometer," they say, Well, anyway, this man is pros- pering in his business better thau ever before. People come to him because they know they can believe him. We wish every dealer would follow his en. - ample. Maus, desire .fame. Some have gained it by posing in the nude, Surely that is casting oneself dovin. But • the crowd who ate- plaud today will be cold an& heartless later on. Jesus would take no cheap way to fame by leaping from the temple's pin- nacle, There is also the desire fide possessions. Merl lust for fro:- mere aamore than the necessities ' life. The people who are arres- ted for swindling their employes? are not stealing for the sake of bread. It's because they walla a new car, beautiful efurniture,, fine clothes. liquor and the like. In this good country people dotal: need to steal to eat. It's the iusw for luxuries that gets people into trouble. Jesus would net, bow to the Devil to get the kingdoms of this world. Men are still tempted to give way to the lust of the 'flesh, the lust of the eye and the pride e life. Let us not yield but sat-' urate ourselves in the truth of God's Word. Then we can repel the Devil with the Sword of the Spirit which is the Word of God,. 7,, - RIDING OUT THE SAS P NCH -- Piggybacking, used by Anted - can railroads for several years, makes its appearance in Frencee just in time to help out in the current gasoline shortage. Pict. tured in Paris is a special flat car (top) equipped to hancike trailers or (bottom) big transport trucks. Shippers con sari loaded vehicles to distant points .at great saving in raticsa•rcme gas.