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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1935-09-26, Page 7The ]lath of the mouth Palls on
Friday more often than on any
day,
Man How's your r,;ey fever?
Friend --So much better that I
COW feel safe in starting out with
only three handkerchiefs instead of
the dozen I usually take while it is
going strong.
It is just about this time of the
year the child figures how he is go-
ing to keep out of college, while
dad figures how to keep him there.
Pat—When are you going to pay
me that $10 for .pasturing your cow?
I've been keeping her now for ten
weeks.
Mike—Why, Pat, she ain't worth
ten dollars.
Pit=Well, suppose I keep her
for what you owe me then?
Mike -No, indeed, Pat, but I'll tell
you what I'II .do. You just keep her
two more weeks and then you can
have her.
Getting ricin is easy. Just hold on
to vacant lots and let other people
'build a eity around you.
Jewel—I asked Cleveland if the
grapefruit was very juicy.
Helen—And did he tell you.
Jewel -No, but I" read the answer
in his eyes.
Nature's Signs
,When you see sweet juicy apples
hanging low upon the trees,
'And you hear a kind of yawning in
the mild September breeze,
When the bees all start to act like
they'd got drone -blood in their
veins,
f And you feel a growing coolness in
the slanting autumn rains—
When you find the monthly roses
don't have near so many
blooms,
And the folks drift oft the porches
to the family setting rooms,
Get a plate of cakes and cider and
pull up your rocking chair,
You -can bet your bottom dollar OlEE
King Winter's in the air! n.
Jock MaeTash while walking along
the street met Sandy McToon carry-
ing a new piano on his back.
Jock -Sandy, are 4you econoniiz
•
ing again?
'Sandys No, I dinna wish tq weaie
out:the wV
I#• -yea. �.,
•tyi
fe 'otx
marty �aar ,,se.ieapeeved .ar�M�o.y
un1tde.
tell her you wouldn't on a'+yet, shti
is also peeved. Queer critiei!s woe"
men.
Bride—What can I . do to save
steps in preparing•a meal?
Married Friend—Move next door
to a delicatessen.
N SEPTEMBER BREEZES—A hay
fever cure is not unlike religion,
helps some but doesn't take with
others. . The best way to feel
for the needy is to put your hand
in your pocket. Two dimples
go well with the fat .of the Iand.
Peace at any price is cheaper than
war at all costs. . . He who hesi-
tates is bossed. . . . Slogans do not
have to make sense to be catching. .
A pound of pluck is worth a ton
of luck. . A slighted woman
knows no bounds. Laugh. and
grow fat. . . If business is worth
any of your time, it is worth all of
it. . . There is no substitute for
work. . . Ani important factor in
MILLI NS 0FY�IUNG
PINE TREES SAVED
Ontario Forestry Branch Acts
Quickly Against Sawfly
Catterpillar
Sault Ste. Marie., Ont. — Im.
m rd' e ac on y the Ontario . For-
estry Branch has saved millions of
young pine trees on the 5,784 -acre
Government • plantation north of
Thessalon from the ravages of the
sawfly catterpillar, it was learned
last week,
Discovery of the sawfly at Thes-
salon' marked the first time it had
been ,found in Northern Ontario.
Forestry branch officials sprayed
the trees, saving most of them from
destruction.
While investigating the sawfly at-
tack,' G. kI. R. Phillips, chief forest-
er, and Rod Goodall, forester, found
the white pine weevil attacking
Scotch pine.
They were told by the entomo-
logical branch at Ottawa this find
was the first recorded attack of the
white pine ;weevil on Scotch pine. ..
Prehistoric Chinese
Women Wore Furs
And Used Rouge
Washington.—Prehistoric Chinese
women apparently wore fur coats
and painted their faces thousands of
years before modern women thought
of the same ideas, the Smithsonian
Institution indicated recently in •a
report of its stone age excavations
in northern China.
The archeologists dug deep into
the remains of a pre -historic village
in Shansi' Province, where they
found lumps of cinnabar — prehis-
toric rouge — and indications that
the population wore furs of 1500
B.C. style.
The "village" sprawled over an
area 500 miles long and 200 miles
wide, C. W. Bishop, associate cur-
ator of the freer gallery of art of
the Smithsonian Institute, said. The
inhabitants lived in bee -hive shaped
houses, whose. walls were plastered,
and whose only entrance was from
the top.
"Our prehistric Chinese were not
Nomads wandering about with their
flocks, Bishop said. "They were
planters depending for food on What
they grew."
Prince Sets Vogue
Of Pleated Belt
gAN,NES, jr rance,—The Prince of
Wales started. an '
other craze in men's
Xashions recently when he appeared
on , the waterfrfont with a pleated
cord belt fastened with a five inch
silver anchor. Dealers, swamped with
orders; rushed demands to Paris
wholesalers for thousands of similar
belts. The heir to the British Throne
wore the belt with a white sport
suit.
all business is promptness. . .
Even a mule will develop horse sense
if you treat him like a gentleman. '.
But he is never afraid of the
boss if he knows he is doing first
class work. . . Our idea of a soft
job is a feather renovating businese.
. . . Probably a man becomes a
grave digger so he will be prepared
for any undertaking. . • . If a
criminal hasn't a scar by which
they can catch him, they are hopeful
he has a woman, . . The prayer
meeting is the only attraction that
isn't discouraged by empty seats. .
. The best way to • break a bad
habit is to drop it.
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CANADA'S FOREIGN C SOW TDE WIND RY
TRADE GAINS BEING .TDD DN ELFISH
AN? REAP TO NAD
• tln..
The fact that Canada's foreign,
commerce has held .up .remarkably
well, in comparison with that of
other countries, during the four de_
prossion years from 1934 ;to 1934; is 'MOt11er?iscoveI'S That Spoil-
)..
orairlion-
Largely Reduced
0 Bank Of Canada .Has WW1
revealed in en analysis just omelet- ed Child Wori't Reform In
An Instant.
ed by the s'iatisticel bureau of the
Loague of Nations.
World exports on the • gold dollar
basis in the last four years, the Pala -
Mrs. Wilson sat looking at the
lysis shows, have declined .57.1 per. sea. She was alone because she was
cent, while those of Canada are down on ':a rest cure, `but oh, how soothing
by only 49.9 percent. Thus, the Do- it was, the friendly 'sea, to which she
minion has resisted the decline more .could talk and not have to listen to
successfully than -has the world as a an answer.
whole; Japan alone, of the larger She marshalled the facts that had
nations, Chas a beater record. tumbled out of the blue in the past
The oomparisons are interesting. week. They were these. She was
The decline of Canadian exports by tired and 111; the doctor said she
would bave•to have a change; there
,was little money. All the surplus
they bad was to be spent on Burk's
49.9 percent. contrasts with a decline
of 66.9 percent. of the exports of the
United States; with 57.2 percent. of
those of the United IKingdom; with M.A..course so he could teach. !:t
65.5 percent. of Germany; with 58,4 had been hard getting Burk through
percent. of Prance; and with 58:1 college, and now it seemed he needed
percent. of Italy. Japan's decline was, more "Ietters', to get him a school,
roxi
a motel
47
2 p lir � But y e only when Jerry, her husband, heard
major exporting nation with a better what the doctor had to say, he went
off and bought her a ticket and gave
her enough to pay her board at the
little resort for a month. Burk had
record than our own.
.In the analysis reveals also that in
point of volume of trade;; Canada con-
tributed 3.71 percent. of the total been' pretty silent. He had not said
word exports in 1929, while last year anything, but she could not forget
she boosted her share to 3.99 per- his blank look when he heard the
cent. news.
That is interesting information '— UNEXPECTED TIDINGS
and encouraging. It is proof that Can- ' In her hand, now, fluttered a night
aria's foreign trade has suffered less letter. She had read it over fifty
than that of any other nation except tines, but still she clung to at as one
Japan. It is interesting to note, too, wouldhold a snake that would strike
that the Dominion now occupies sec.. if released. Burk was married. He'
and place as a source of supply for had .brought his young wife home and
Great Britatin in con cast to fifth that was all there was to it. She was
place ten years ago. Similarly, it has 18, did. not know a thing about house-
work, and they had no money. Jerry
would be frantic. She could picture
the place with her away and Jerry
making scenes.
Her heart fluttered and she held
her side. It was all her fault if she
moved up from eighth place to fourth
place in the ranks of Britain's rust=
omers in the same Period.
—Stratford Beacon -Herald.
Warm Water Route
Discovered In Arctic
Moscow.—The Soviet ice breaker
Sadko reported by wireless last week
it had discovered a warm water
passage through Arctic ice which
might be, a section of an open chan-
nel through which steamers could
navigate to the Far East from
Europe by way of the polar regions.
George Ushakov, head of the ex-
pedition exploring Arctic areas, said
the passage was 650 :feet wide, cut-
ting through previously unexplored
territory between Franz Josef Land
and Nickolas the Second Land. He
reported the water lane was flanked,
by fields of impassible ice.
Ushakov, who also . announced
the discovery of a -new island, said
he believed the water was a part of;
the Gulf Stream. The passage was;
reported extending due north fron
the position of the Sadko, given as,"
81% degree northern latitude, ap=
proximately 700 miles from the
North Pole.
had taken a stand and refused to
leave it would not have happened.
What did Burk mean? He hadn't
said anything about a girl; she
hadn't known he was in love. He neva
er told her anything about his affairs,
but she put that down to his being
sensitive and shy, although his father
,had another name for it. •
She tried to think back over the
years. She had shielded him and
sheltered him, had gone shabby time'
and again to get him the best of
clothes, bad taken few summer trips
so he could go to camps; and then
as he .got... older,' increased her at-
• tentions -to keep' a grip on his affec-
tion that she felt was slipping, Cruel
little :economies to keep him in poc.
ket money; silence to his father over
some of his boyish escapades. Extra
desserts, perpetual laundering, light
left en, bed turned down just so.
MARRIAGE FOR SPITE
•And without a word to her, her
'tuoy, had done this. He knew it would
bring her home,' too, at once. The
-telegram almost seemed to say:
"Well, you shelved me this time, so
111 show you:" No, she shrank from
the thought; it.wasn't true -- Burk
couldn't be like that.
In her heart• she knew it was the
truth. The boy had lost sight of
everything but himself. Gratitude?
She - had supposed all children par-
tially grateful for what their parents
.did. But the scales had fallen. Pa-
rents meant nothingto children now-
adays, Only a source of supply. And
it had been her fault. They would
be expecting her now by next train.
Suddenly she sat up and threw the
telegram through the rail. She weak.
:ed down to the office and sent this
inessage, "Congratulate Burk, but
tell him 'he is stronger than 1 am.
Will not come home. Rent the house
furnished 12 you can and join me
here. Burk can support Mary if he
stakes that "job at Meyer's." When
Burk got the word he exclaimed
"She couldn't take it, eh? My own
mother. Come on, Mary, we'll get
oaf -and stay out if we starve. 1
'thought she was my friend. Well,
this ends it. She'll never see me
again." "
Boy Problems Grow Up
(An edtoriai from the Rotarian
1Vlagazine) .
To most men, a boy, is one of the
most interesting things on earth. No
two are alike. To one, the description
"a noise with dirt on it" may apply.
Another will be shy and serious with
oddly conflicting ideas struggling for
expression in action. Wise adults un
derstand this, for they know that the
growing period of a youngster ' is
above all a time for adjustments to
a constantly expanding social and.
physical . environment.
But boys grow up, and so do,their
problems. Youngsters have Thad an
especially "difficult time in making.
their adjustments . in the past live
years, for the conditions about them
with which they would come to terns
have themselves been shifting. Un-
certainty in the world has hyper-
complicated the task of ""getting set"
faced by youth in the late teens and
twenties.
Every nation has its "youth prob-
lem." SuperficialIy, it may vary from.
country to•country, but the same eco-'
nomic and social factors that baffle
a young man in North America today
underly the situation of the unad-
justed youth in England, or France,
or Australia, or elsewhere.
Fake British Fnnployaanent
Agencies To Be Closed
Fake employment agencies are to
be put out of business in Britain.
The Ministry of Labor is consid-
ering establishing a special Labor
Sharp Winter Ahead Exchange in London which will de -
Warns Indian Chief vote its whole attention to finding
"domestic employment.
This bureau will serve the double
Purpose of finding employment for
girls from the distressed areas, ,and
checking the activities of agencies
which exploit girls
There is a certain type of agency
in London which brings girls from
the North-East and from South
Wales on the promise of finding
them domestic employment.
After extracting a fee from the
girls these agencies send thein to
situations which the girls cannot
tolerate,
The proposed domestic exchange
charging no fees to either mistress
or maid, will carefully investigate
the bona -fide of all employers.
„At no time is once s character and
temperament, one's charm or its lack,
hate No. 3S '35so clearly evident as in the playing of
games or in the pursuit of sport."
—Emily Post,
Winnipeg.—Old Jeremiah Rundle,
chief of the swampy Cree Indians,
came down from his Norway House
resevation Iast week to tell the white
folks a cool, opera Fall was aintici .
pated in the north country. Coal'
bins will need filling shortly, he
said.
Chief Jeremiah was been • more
than 70 years ago—he doesn't re-
member just how much more at
Norway House, 150 miles north of
here. He has just retired as leader
of his tribe and at present is enjoy-
ing a little holiday in the city.
One indication of a sharp Winter
in the offing, he said, was that ducks
are very lean this season and .musk-
rats are also scarce in the north,
19
drawn ,x87,000,000 In
Six Months
Ottawa, --The Bank of Canada
has now been functioning for star
months. It commenced activities
Mar eh 11,
In the period elapsed, a total of 1
87,000,000 of the old Dominion'
notes have been withdrawn from'
circulation and replaced by the'
smaller Bank of Canada notes,
When the central bank opened there
was $98,000,000. of Dominion notes
outstanding, Now there is about
$11.,000,000, The total of both Bank
of Canada and Dominion notes out-!
standing August 28 was $80,000,000.1
On January 1 next the chartered
banks of Canada will be required
to reduce circulation of their own
notes Live percent., the first of the
guts under the new Bank Act which'
over a period of years will see char-
tered bank notes in circulation gra-
dually reduced to a minimum. AI -
ready the chartered banks are tak-
ing steps to be ready for this five
percent. contraction.
1
No Limitation
To Size or Cost
Of New Houses
May Borrow Up To 80 Per
Cent. For Homes Costing
$10,000 'Or More.
Ottawa. --Under the new Domin-
ion Housing Act there will not be
any limitation on the size and cost
of any house a person availing him-
self of the terms of the act wishes
to build. There already have been
inquiries from persons wishing to
borrow to build homes costing $10,-
000
10;000 and more.
In this regard it is pointed out
that the purpose of the act is to as-
sist in the building of more homes
and while the hope is that it will
mean a large increase in the type
of homes suitable for the greater
mass of the people, there is the
conclusion that the building of
higher -class homes will also con-
tribute to more employment and
greater use of Canadian building
materials.
Interpretations of the act are be-
ing made as points arise. For in-
stance, it has been ruled that whle
the act permits borrowing of 80 per
cent of the cost of a home, it is not
ncessary to borrow that much if a
prospectve builder has an equity
nigher than 20 percent. Further, it
las definitely been _laid down that
no second-hand or shoddy materials
shall be used in, homes constructed
with money borrowed under the act.
Mexican Cusco.
Please Canadians
Ontario Woman Records Her
Impressions Of Visit
No need to go to Alaska to be
cool or to Egypt to see the pyramids,
according to Mrs. E. B. Flint, of
London, Ont., who with her husband,
attended the Rotary International
Convention in Mexico City. It's
never too hot and never too cool
down there and the Aztec pyramids
are almost as interesting as the
famous ones on the banks of the
storied Nile.
Mexico, situated '7,500 feet above
sea level, has an even temperature,
'never above 78 and never below 60,
the visitors were told. It has re-
tained many quaint customs and as
yet has no large stores and few
tourists, owing to the lack of good
motor loads. Teems t2 IrP; 13ICYCLES s10 UP,
In a city of more than 1,000,000 transportation paid. Free catalogue.
inhabitants there are only two ma- Toronto Tire, 195 Dundas WestTo-
chine laundries, Mrs. Flint laid, for ionto.
the women still adhere to the priori- PaRMS AND ROPES
tive method of washing their clothes OppoRTUNITY! Someone selected'.
in the streams with a flat rock to win buy enttage, fruit garden, for
rub on. The fruit and flower mar- $15• Particulars, stamp. Elgarsdale
kets were a sight. _ Bootery, Aylmer, Ontario,
The pyramids built by the Aztecs
several hundred years ago, were of
great interest, Mrs. Flint said, and
not the least amazing feature was a
primitive but effective shower in-
stalled in a niche in the wall. The
delegates had a Mexican dinner in
a restaurant made in a cave below
the pyramids.
The Floating Gardens, where land
is so valuable that Me houses are
built on it, was also another place
of interest. It is possible to raise
seven crops of corn a year on this
land, and if a man sells a strip he
merely digs another canal instead of
building a fence to define the boun-
dary.
There's
No o Tobacco
like Ogden's
'That's why "roll -your -owners'°
everywhere are getting back to'
Ogden sFineCut—the one tobacco
that.ass�ure cigarette satisfaction:
Arid Ogden s costs so little that
it doesn't pay to deny yourself
the best tobacco;You'll roll
�
Ogden's best with Chantecler"
or '• `Vogue" cigarette papers.
52 Poker Hands, any numbers, now
accepted as o complete set.
GDE
FINE CUT
Your Pipe Knows Ogden's Cut Plug
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New Light
Aids Dentists
Rays Of The Mercury -Vapor
Arc A Help In Diagnos•
-
ing Defects
The blue-green rays of the mer_
eury_vapor arc, under which the skin
appears dead and the veins look like
dark rivers, has its dental uses. Gums
turn purple—almost black; -teeth
fluoresce and stand out brilliantly
white. Ail this makes diagnosis eas-
ier.
According to information supplied
by A. B. McKenna, Westinghouse
engineer, we distinguish red only
when red rays are present in the
illuminating rays. Reduce the num_
ber of colors in light and the appear
ance of an object changes. It turns
black, gray or the color of the rays
that shine upon it. Hence the con-
trasts are sharpened,
Apply this to the mercury-vapor
arc. It is predominantly' blue, green,
yellow, Flood the mouth with light of
these hues only and the gums, ton-
gue and tissues, having no red light
to reflect, turn dark purple. On the
other hand, diseased or affected tisaa
sues do not change, in aspect simii..
arly. Hence there,la a sharp couti;aet _.
between sound andrunsdiind portions
of.„gun. The course of the'blebd res=.
se-ls"'is' more easily traced. Abscesses
and inflamed areas are accentuated.
With the teeth it is the same. Tar-
tar and film deposits do not fluoresce,
but healthy enamel does. Enamel de-
fects betray themselves by differences
in density. Ragged fillings and super..
ficial decay reveal themselves at
once.
"The truth is that in modern con-
ditions nations can no more live alone
than individuals.”
—Viscount Cecil.
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Woman To Spend Winter
In Northern Mining Camp
Edmonton, —Undaunted by the
prospect of a long cold whiter in
the northern mining camp of Lake
Athabasca, Mrs. C. Shearing is plan-
ning to return to Goldfield, Sask.,
with her husband who is working a
claim• Mrs, Shearing will be the
only woman in the far northern
camp.
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