HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1935-04-18, Page 6CANADA
THE EMPIRE
CANADA.
CHURCH ATTENDANCE
A nickel isn't supposed to be as
good as a dollar, but maybe it goes
to church more often. — Regina
Leader -Pest.
MARIE DRESSLER'S MONEY
It appears Marie Dressler was not
the wealthy woman it was thought.
She was wealthy in friends, of
course, and that was all that mat-
tered to the grand old trouper. As
for money, her estate is valued at
fewer thousands than it was thought.
to he in hundreds of thousands. And
now there's a fuss in Hollywood over
the cost of her funeral. The under-
taker was enthused over the neces-
sity of her passing out in movie
magniilicence. His bill was $10,000.
Her sister, a resident in England,
asserts the sum of $2,500 is consid-
ered a handsome outlay for the ob-
se.luies of a British peer.—Brandon
Sun,
HITLER'S BOOK.
Adolf Hitler, the German dictator,
has made a fortune out of his book
"My Struggle," written while he
was a house painter in Munich, Near-
..ly two million copies have been
sold. It has been translated into
fourteen languages,—Calgary Herald.
WINDOW MODELS.
The casual passer-by at times of-
ten looks twice or oftener at models
in store windows to make sure that
they are not real, but in London,
England, the shoppers are soon to
see mannequins walking about al-
most any time. And in the future
most .of the window-shoppers will be
able to do their looking under cov-
er, which is a real advantage, es-
pecially when the weather is bad.
The shopping centres of London are
to be a series of arcades. Manne-
quins will emerge from the interior
of the stores where they are already
continuously on display and appear
in the windows in place of the pres-
ent wax figures. Success should
immediately attend such an innova-
tion,—St. Thomas Times -Journal.
..
T E MUSIGALN.OT
M -'-.o.. nt 0` �e
Loudon Morning Post points out that
instructions recently issued by the
British War Council include the
teaching of singing by units as "it
helps men to march well even when
''fatigued"' The writer says that he
recently saw some troops tramping
in drenching rain and their spirits
Thad fallen to zero when a song was
started with this chorus:
"You never know you've got it
till you get it.
If you get it don't kick up a row.
If anybody is ever going to get it,
We've got it now."
The effect is recorded as electri-
cal and they stepped out with won-
derful elasticity. To which the fact
might be added that it is not only
lmllitasy units whch respond to a
cheery note in time of stress.—
Brantford Expositor.
• NkURDOCH MACLEAN, 104.
aVe think a word of felicitation is
due Mr. Murdoch Maclean of the
Moosomin district, who recently
marked his 104th birthday anniver-
sary, Mr. Maclean is believed to
be Saskatchewan's oldest citizen,
and he has been here a great many
ears, When he settled around
Moosomin, that town was just a
hamlet of tents.—Regina Leader-
Post.
eaderPost.
FORBIDDEN TO WOMEN,
The women of China are in re -
THE WORLD
AT LARGE
volt, Not the whole 200,000,000 of
them, but a sufficiently important
proportion to 'cause considerable
trouble to Chiang Kai-Shek, who is
something of a dictator in China,
And all because someone has un-
dertaken
ndertaken to set out rules to govern
the conduct of the ladies. The lad-
ies blame Marshal Chiang and the
marshal blames the local mandarins.
But whoever may be to blame, it
alas stirred up a commotion.
And not much wonder when you
consider these selections from the
things that are forbidden to the
women:
To take part in mixed bathing.
Dance with men.
Smoke.
Bare their legs.
Work as waitresses.
Wear sleeveless frocks.
Walk on bare feet,
Accompany their husbands to a
restaurant.
Walk level with their husbands
on the sidewalk,
Use cosmetics.
It would be interesting if the Soo
Council tried to enforce these here,
—Sault Ste. Marie Star,
THE "BEST CHANCE"
According to the statisticians
ministers' sons have the best chance
to he mentioned in "Who's Who".
The ratios dor several classifica-
tions are given as follows: For a
minister's son, one in 20; a physi-
cian's son, one in 105; a farmer's
son, one in 608; a skilled laborer's
son one in 1,600, and an unskilled
laborer's son, one in 48,000.
It looks all right on paper — but
how does it work out in practice?—
Halifax Herald,
TWO: LIVES SAVED.
Some time ago at considerable
cost a bronchoscope was added to
the equipment of Hamilton general
hospital. A bronchoscope is an in -
genius device with which foreign
bodies can be fished by skilled op-
eratives from windlpipes and even
from the lungs.......
Yesterday, at the meeting of the
hospital governors, Dr. Langrili was
able to report that in the short
time (the bronchoscope has been
,aXaila31 ,..1.3..laat tweiaY;,-.s"`i
had aided in the savng the lives of
two patients, one a child in whose
larynx a peanut had becolme imbed-
ed.—Hamilton Spectator.
DIPHTHERIA BATTLE.
A highly cleared and deadly dis-
ease a few years ago, diphtheria
need not now be a cause of death
in any community, observes Dr. J.
G, Fitzgerald, dean of the Faculty
of Medicine at the University of
Toronto. The Queen City, with a
population of 600,000 had no deaths
from this source last year. Dr. Fitz-
gerald gives credit to the use of
toxoid., but warns that since diph-
theria has not actually been con-
quered, the preventive method must
be "repeated year in and year out"
—Border Cities ,Star.
FORGOTTEN MEN.
The"Forgotten Man" is an ex-
pression which has received many
definitions, many of which have
been appropriate and impressive. He
might well be described as the citi-
zen who has been industrious all his
l31fe, has earned money and saved a
portion of it to purchase his own
little home, and provide something
for the rainy days, Of recent years
he has found employment scarce—
even non-existent. His savings are
gone, his house probably mortgaged,
and his taxes unpaid, but he is still
trying to hang on.—Chatham News.
Hopeful At Leave Taking — Meet Discouragement
"��Si+Na�s>'3Y'
Sir John Simon (left), British Foreign M
are seen here leaving No. 10 Downing Street, with
talk over the arms situation with Hitler. Sir John
Commons and stated that wide divergence of views
cow to continue British Peace, efforts.
inister, and Capt. Anthony Eden, Lord Privy Seal,
final instructions for their journey to Berlin to
Simon reported on his mission to the House of
had been encountered. Capt. Eden is now in Mos-
t
"SETTING" AND "SITTING"
The Brantford Expositor editor
has set himself up as an authority
on agricultural phraseology. A real.,`
tor asked: Would you please tell xn
(which is correct, a "'setting" den.
oa_.._.."sittiri !' _bent ...__.a.�,.a, the L'f A
answered, On a poultry farm, 1e'
farmhand "sets" the hen, but th1i
''►sits," therefore, "sitting" hen is
correct. To the farmer, the big'
qutestion will always be: "How many,
chickens did the sitting hen hatch
out of the setting? —St. Thomas
Times -Journal.
PUBLIC "PUBLIC" SCHOOLS
More well-to-do people in Britain
send their children to the element-
, ary schools in preference to the pri-
r vate schools. A healthy tendency.
'There is no room in this changing,
Igy; modern Britain for caste pri-
lege and the caste school, 'All cbii=
Arun have the right to start level,
with the same opportunities of bet-
terment and the promise to all that
talent goes to the top. A rich man
is a fool if he denies his boy the
best education of all, contact with
children from homes where the
breadwinner is a millworker or an
agricultural laborer or a clerk. —
London Daily Express,
MISLEADING TITLES.
The peculiarity by which picture
producers give misleading navies to
their pictures, frequently to their
own loss, is illustrated by a picture
now being shown in a local theatre
and known as "Broadway Bill," This
is not a New York gangster or high
life picture, but an entertaining,
gripping store of a man in love with
,a horse and a girlin love with the
man.—Port Arthur News -Chronicle.
THE EMPIRE
A MUCH -GOVERNED COUNTRY
New Zealand is a country in which
governing and controlling bodies
flourish greatly, This fact is illus-
trated by the number of occasions
the citizen will be called upon dur-
ing the coming year to cast a vete,
True, there is only ohe Parliament
in New Zealand, compared with
seven in Australia, But what New
Zealand misses, or escapes, in the
Parliamentary field is more than
made up by the multiplicity of local
bodies.—Auckland News.
EMBARGO ON SLANG.
The protest of VIscount Lee of
Fareham against the ousting of Eng-
lish slang by the American sort is
welcome. It is too readily assumed
that the American vernacular is
more expressive than our own.
"Done in" is at least as good an in-
vention as "bumped off," and "not
half" as eloquent as 'sure," and
"posh" as useful as "swell." The
nation that enriched the language
with "swank," "gadget," and "gas-
per," has no need of foreign im-
ports. Budget hint: What about a
tariff?—Manchester Sunday Chron-
icle,
A FAIRBRIDGE SCHOOL FOR B.C.
The project launched only seven
melitis ago for the extension t3
other parts of the Empire of the
Fairbridge Farm School scheme,
which has so well Distilled itself in.
Western Australia, has. already borne
its first fruit in the acquisition by
`'the Child Emgration Socety of a
site for a second school in British
Columbia. Three new schools in all
are planned, and it is a happy aug-
ury for the final sucoess of the pro-
ject that the response to the appeal
for funds, to which the Prince of
Wales last year gave the lead, should
so soon have made tate first stage
possible. The original Farm School,
which owes its existence to the prac-
tical idealism of the Rhodes Schol-
ar, Kingsley Fairbridge, leas been
long s1ecognized as providing the
most thoroughly satisfactory of the
many means of immigration 'which
have been tried in Australia. The
concurrence of the Ottawa and Brit-
ish Columbia Governments in the
present undertaking carries the as-
surance that in Canada, as in Aus-
tralia, the Fairbridge child will re-
ceive a welcome which can hardly
be given his elder brother or sister
just yet,—London Times.
FLOWERS FOR LONDON.
It isan excellent idea of the Lon-
don Gardens Society to carry out a
survey o!f all London to find out
what waste spaces can be brighten-
ed by flowers. The effort should
meet with the most enthusiastic sup-
port of the general public. The
beautifying of unsightly areas has a
social value even beyond the merely
aesthetic, We should like to see the
Minister of Hefatih taking a leaf out
of the Society's book, and ensuring
provision for window boxes and roof
gardens in the flats that are to be
built to relieve overcrowding, —
London Daily Herald.
43
The Artist
R. B. in The Countryman,
His gnarled brown hand would 1
assort
With artist's brush or graver'o p0{{
yet when he turns the furrol
brown
The 'plowman starts his pietul
then.
His mighty canvas is the field,
His share a pencil true,
Nature his palette. Sun and rad
His paint and brushes too.
Framed in its hedge of hawthos
green
No still and sombre picture his.
Forever changing, free and bold,
What painter claims a gift like thisi
Maybe that old untroubled eye
That drives the furrow straigh
and clean
Sees in the work an artist's joy
Not mere existence, bare and lean.
Procrastination
Mildred Weston in the New York
Sun.
He who hurries
To embrace
Work that stares hue .
In the face
Has no sympathy
For one
Who can leave a chore
Undone.
Being kin
To those who ask
To postpone
The pending task
All my sympathies
Are with
My too dilatory
Kith!
We Buy And Sell
It may surprise most Canadian
that we import canned tomatoes. 3
ought to be a hint to those w1
have soil waiting to produce fool
and values. Canada's imports eel
canned vegetables in 1934 totallet
2,479,000 pounds compared witi
2,076,000 in 1933. Tomatoes, follower
by mushrooms, predominated. Thi
imports of canned fruits in 1934
totalled. 20,095,000 pounds at
against 21,327,000 in 1933. Pine.
apples were the largest item
.amounting last year to 16,853,001
pounds compared -with 18,354,001
in 1933.
Meantime the export of canned
fruits in 1934 totalled 24,577,001
pounds compared with 16,484,000 in
1933, Pears in both years were tha
chief item. The export of canned
vegetables was 20,708,000 pounds at
against 17,410,000 in 1933, tomatoell
being the chief item: Brandon Sunt
Which Is Weaker
Sex, Asks Doctor
�3 f ''sychology
Hamilton, N.Y. — New 'York's new
anti•heart balm law Looks like a con-
fession of man's weakness to Dr. D
A. Laird, of Colgate University's psy-1
cbology laboratory.
Looking on man and his antics
with the same dispassionate eye that
looks at sleep charts and white rats
Dr. Laird. stopped for a moment to
consider N.Y. State's new ban on
breach of promise and alienation of
affections suits.
"It is a reflection in a way on hie
man nature. That it should be neo.
essary for legislators to pass bills to
protect men from their own weak-
nesses,"
eaknesses," Dr. Laird said, "it naturally
raises the question: Which is the
weaker sex anyway."
After May 27 no New Yorker may
be sued for breach of promise or ab
ienation of affections,
Coins New Name
For Plus -Fours
Ottawa, — Plus -fours have bees
given many names, but P. H, ickt1
(Cons. Brome-Mississquoi) added a
new one in the House of Commons
last week. The Quebec 0onservative
called them "knee-high pajamas,"
Based on Musical Adventure Romance by
MT:Y; ; ; HER; ERT
The pirates pour over the side of the ship on which
Princess Marie is escaping to Louisiana from her,
aged suitor, Don Carlos. The sailors charge at them
and the cries and yells of the men ere heard. The
cannon boonts, blasting the air with frightful sounds,'
while knives flash on all sides. Over the deck the
pirates swarm," some of diem!: felling i'with loud,
Then tho battle' is over and, the pirates have won.
They face the girls with mocking laughs and brand-
ish their Nivea at thein threateningly. Some of them
are already Rooting the slip, The :leader looks at
Marie greedily declaring that she is his prise. The
girls all cower back as the pirates boldlynufro
thein. Then they are robbed of their meaer posses.
.*ions iaeladsg.theiIP dovrrield.,
The pirates now take the girls to their camp near'
the river mouth. They huddle together and stare in
panic. at the coarse wrangling of the pirates. But
suddenly, male voices ate heard. singing a marchingsong. It is Captain Richard Warrington and his
Colony troops of mercenaries -the trappers! The
girls are forted to remain still as the sound of the
foci dl cps diminish" •
But Marie seizes•a burning torch. Brandishing it;
she runs up the hill from where: she can still heal
the marching song. Calling loudly for help she des
perately tries to escape the pirate whet isnow rune
ning after her in pursuit. He aims his knife, vicious»
J, t,eire arij1g to throw it at her deferiselets..C+"a%.'
Will e stop her? pont miss the next thrilling
Installment of " Na-ughty Marietta."