Zurich Herald, 1935-01-03, Page 3e
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• J. E. McCONNELL
-.who has been nominated for a
directorship of The Bank of Canada.
Mr. McConnell is President of Me -
Connell & Ferguson Limited, leading
. C a n a d i a n national adverti:.ing
agency; Vice -President of Gypsum,
Lime & Alabastine (Canada) Limit-
ed; Director, Brantford Roofing
Company Limited; Northern Life
,Assurance Conipany; Canada Trust
Company; Fireproof Warehouses
Limited; Shipping Containers, Limit-
ed.
Mr. McConnell is :a well-known
Canadian business man whose `organ-
ization hag offices in Vancouver,
Winnipeg, Toronto, Montreal, Lon-
don Ontario, and in London, Eng-
land. His name has been closely
identified with'. the development of
many leading Canadian concerns for
over a period of thirty years. He was
born at Walkerton, Ontario, July 6,.
1878, and is of the fourth generation
in a family of pioneer Canadians.
IThe advertising agency business, in
'which he is actively engaged, . has
'given Mr. McConnell a very broad
insight into all phases of trade and
commerce affecting Canada and the.
Empire, and has, in' addition, kept
him in daily, contact with the needs
;and desires of Canadians in all walks
'of life. It is anticipated that he will
receive considerable support from the
!shareholders of The Bank of Canada
in the election of Directors of that
',institution which is to take place in
!Ottawa in January.
Have
You
Heard?
Editor—Did you ever 10,.., ky-
thing before?
Authoress -Oh, yes, I. wrote a
confession story once.
Editor—Did .the editor send it
back? ,
Authoress—No, he came %a11; the
way' from New York to St. Louis to
meet me,
PtTith a fan' dancer its different -.
she would spell it FAN M -A -L -E.
Pretty wife (on stand in divorce
court) -It was the old, old story, a
horse and a jackass can never
agree.
Husband (roaring, as he shook off
the restraining hand of his 'attorney)
-See here, don't you call Me a
horsey
Correct' this sentence: "I got' beg-
ging .letters from ten people today,"
said the rich fellow, "and sent them
all checks."
The final test of veracity, is the'
effort to tell how little you slept last
night.
CHEER UP!
World is full of grieveing—skies
get low and black—It's hard some-
times believing you're on the win-
ning .track. But -all the thunder's
rumble, the gloom that haunts the
day will fade away and crumble
—for hope is on the wayT
Masculine Champ—And how are
you snaking out in, your race for
equality of sexes?
Militant Feminist—Oh, nowadays
it is neck and neck.
When television comes a crooner
will at least have to be fairly good
looking.
Deacon—Brother Jones, can't yo'
all donate something to de fund for
fencing in the cullud cemetery?
Brother Jones—I dunno as I can.
Uses ® , 'Train I don't see no use in a fence around
the cemetery. You see, dem what's
Bob 1•tennison told a story to the in there can't get out, and dem
it'smens Club the other evening what's out don't wanta get in.
which very happily illustrates the
chances and unusual features which A college education doesn't do
the sport of angling involves, one much for the majority of men ex -
of its most interesting features.,And cept • '.'ieve them : of the inferiority
Bob vouches for the - truth of the complex that seems to plague ,those
story, which is a guarantee of its who don't go to college.
accuracy,
He told of an experience he 'had Pearl—You really ought to come'to
at' a pool in Root River a short dis-Florida with me this;' winter. I had.
tance this side of Hayden. He had a wonderful time there last Jan -
been fishing for a long time without' nary. I won a beauty competition.
even getting a bite and was geeing Beatrice -No, I think I'd rather,
discouraged,. when. the A.C.R. train tj��re's mo e sif.. _ cro
h'i he Hefei ` e rse ""tit-1VIing al§Tw ti x i e
nesdays and. Fridays :from the north If there is anything a woman
': in the evening, thundered along the dislikes,' it's the sight of another
track. "And," said Bob, "before it woman making a fool of a man.
'got out of hearing I had caught
seven. fish'!" If you don't want to, pay !,doctor
Coming home he told a friend bills it is a good thing to wear oyes-
what lied happened and the friend shoes in wet, sloppy weather. Too
was all excited about it. He was so many people depend upon their feet
keyed up indeed that he did not to absorb the moisture, and that's
even wait for Wednesday, but went where the doctor comes in.
1 out on Tuesday, But . there was no
train and no fish were caught,Eager Playright—I wish . I could
The following day Bob and a cone Eager
up a big, strong situation that
panion started out to the same spot, would fill the .audience with tears.
fsetting out early •in the evening'. Theater Manager — I'm looking
I They fished around for a time with- for one that will fill the tiers with
out any results. "There are no fish
here," said the companion. "Oh audience.
yes, there are; all we need is a Money may not bring happiness,
train," said. Bob. "Well, we ought' but it makes those lucky enough to
to get some soon .then, for there
comes the train," replied the other. have it mighty comfortable,
"And," reports Mr; Rennison, "in Man—Have your ancestors ever
ten minutes we had caught five." been traced?
Several times during the season Friend -Yes, but they were so
he tried the plan out and always smart they couldn't catch them.
"but success, said Bob, then the
A C R 'changed its schedule," The
explanation, as given by Mr. Ren
nison is simple A,t that spot, as at
many others, the trout feed just at
'that time in the evening and pay no
attention to the lure of the angler.
The immediate area, however, is a
hit on the muskeg side and when
;the train goes by it is readily shaken,'
with the result that the fish are div -
1 erted, from their feeding and take
I the hook.
So a train is useful to a fisherman
as well as for killing wolves,—Sault
i Ste. Marie Star.
"America doesn't know anything
'about crop control yet."—R. G. Tug -
well,
College Students
Have Great Scheme
Rate the Girl Friend's Home -
Making Ability by Series
Of Questions
Cambridge, Mass.—Fair co-eds at
Simmons, Wellesley, .Radcliffe and
other girl's'" colleges redoubled their
studies in an effort to save money
for their boy friends at Massachu-
setts Institute of technology.
'ate extra diligence resulted from
an edict by sponsors of a party, to
be held at Massachusetts Institute
of Technology, that , each feminine
gretet :would be required to answer
"yes" or "no" to a list of 10 pro
blesses of household management
Should the girl err "in her answers
her escort must pay a fine of 10
cents per error in addition to • the
regular party fee.
And what is:anore, the party spon-
sors say," it will be easy td rate the
various girl's 'schools ,• on . "home -mak
ing.' • after . oosnpetition, of the quest
ionnafre statistics as completed.
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GOLDEN VIRGINIA
ALSO MADE UP IN PIPE TOBACCO
A gala occasion was the annual distribution of prizes to Italian
farmers growing most 'heat during Year; Premier Mussolini (above)
extolls triumphant toilers in Roman theatre.
Machinery a Course
No Single Problem of Mod-
ern World More Keenly
Debated Than The Grow-
ing Use of Machinery in
Industry. Each New Ma-
chine Displaces Human
Labour,- and Brings Near-
er the Robot World," says
Critic.
"At three p.m. today an explosion
occurred in the X pit. A hundred
robot'miners at work there were de-
stroyed. The machine-miders were
working well beyond the zone of ,the
explosion and the fire which imed-
iately followed and were able to es-
cape injury."
You wil one day—much sooner
than you imagine, perhaps—be read-
ing such reports as this in your
newspaper writes Patrick Thompson
and London answers. The collier
wit then have been . relieved from
work which, , in a .'really' scientific
upon to perform:" '�'• -` else
Be Careful When You Judge!
Pray ., don't find fault with the man
who limps,
Or stunnble� along;'the.iroad.
Unless you have worn' . the' shoes he
wears
Or steuggled beneath his Loads
WE ALL MOV'
The corning' of stuff, ry
ei:isting jobs, but only
In due course the grealtit"t
achieved, 'the lowes•ing oa •^ costs,' cc e
shift -up jrocsses set in ,lotion, com-
bine to make more :enc,' ,fetter -paid,
sibs..
There is no labour -swing device
which has permanently displaced la-
bour; there is none which has not ins
creased the );,umber .of job available,
Robots actuated by an electric cur-
rent now • send and receive telegeapin
messages. " Yet the number of oper-
ators employed is higher to -day than
before the robot appeared, Why?
Because the robot has allowed the
business to expand on a 'fads- .of.
cheaper and quicker processes,
Where is the expert .mechanic who
was replaced by the faster, more ac-
curate, and cheaper machine? He
has evolved into the master crafts-
man „yuho makes tools and other
things for the machine.
Where Is the master craftsman, so
laboriously and highly trained, the
labour aristocrat of the -;old world;
He and his progeny have been trans-
formed into the eengineers and scien-
,tific research:` workers, the highly
'trained technieians of the machine
and robot age.
TOWARDS THE MACHINE
MILLENNIUM
abs
•
ed ; intact the electrical apparatus it
linked was undisturbed. But if any-
thing passed and broke 'contact, a
swatch was thrown, and off went•the
alarm system.
The myterious guardian, on
ninves-
tigatio proved to be. a, very simple
robot; its basis the selenium cell,.the
elebtrical activity of which ''s affect-
ed, by light.
Heiman beings have limitations.
Their_ sense of feel, of balance, of
direction, of • sight •cannot always' be
trusted. They tire; they need sleep.
So robots are gradually replacing
them in the performance of certain
functions. They count people going
through turnstiles by tallying their
shadows as they pass; separate,
count, and bag masses of coins and
piles of banknotes; gauge dimensions
in machine hops at lightning speed,
and infallibly to the thousandth of
an inch.
Our traffic -light signals are ro-
bots. Aeroplanes are now steered
by robots, while the human pilot ta-
kes; a rest. As early as 1927,a, robot
pi' steered a steamship, the Pulpit
P. s * from 'Frisco to Auckland,; N,Z.,.
f -twen y one days.
'Where: is the . plodding ::workman
who used to fetch and carnly_, for the
craftsmen and skilled worlkafe pf the
pre -robot epoch, earning thereby
barely enough to keep body and soul
together? He tends the robots, and
so earns a far higher wage than was
possible in the days of costly hand
labour.
Thanks to the robots, mankind is
now setting foot upon the broad and
shining way which leads to a five-
hour day for llabour with higher 'liv-
ing standards. " The technicaleebar-
riers' to this particular snillennitem—
only one further •stage in the upward
march of mankind towards the stars
—have already been removed by
scientists and engineers
The gigantic toil of building- and
sustaining this newand longed -for
world is beyond the power of human
hands and backs and brains. It will
willing slaves who already do a large
be made .andmaintained by the same
part of the world's work, and who
have blazed the trail for the new era
of expansion which waits round the
corner of to-morrow—the robots.
Hitch -Hikers
Twor,_• Girls, From Vienna
Made Th' it Way From
Austria to Englan
d
{ nes that meld not :be bettered anye
° raven in 'iri:e,
,: ' k how astonisnnadye
wN
en , the cid lady, still verywferreiend•
ly, presented us with a bill for five
shillings. That was our only Bash
peynlent "° -
"When we got back ,1,o Vienne,
however, we found a letter froze
England, with - ` money order ; en-
closed, waiting for us, The old lady
wrote that she had just seen " a
newspaper that we were net Wo
rich, splendid tourists, but just two
pool :little girls from Vienna. She
expressed her apologies for having
asked money from us and and en-
closed twice the amount that we paid.
That was the best welcome -that we
had on our return to Vienna."
The ,hiking girls areetaidaunted by
theiee experiences., "Next year we
shall be off again," declared: Maly
"Etneppe has become too small for
us, so we shall turn our steps izlthe
direction, of—India,"
Stork Derby
Lead Crows
Mrs. Kenny Gives Birth to
Eleventh Child Since 4926
—To Claim Fortune.
Toronto —A. " baby girl who might
be worth half a million dollars to her
in October, 1936, has been born to
Mrs, Mathew Kenny, leading con-
tender in the Charles Vance Millar
"maternity sweepstakes."
•
11 REGISTERED
The latest additien to the Kenny
family gives Mrs I;,*�,-�'irs}y 11 children
registered at thee seer, ;^statistics de-
partment since the Millionaire sport-
sman -lawyer died: in 1926, leaving
the bulk of his wealth ,to the Toron-
to mother who . gave -birth to the
greatest number of children in the
ten Sears after his death,
With Mre, Grace Ragtiato, . Den-
das street west, anticipating her
ninth child since. 1926, Mrs. Kenny's
"blessed event" which took place at
St. Michael's Hospital, places .the
Peter street French-Canadian moth-
er: two in the lead for the • Millar
gold, now in the hands of trustees.
Word from the hospital .reports
another and child were "doing well."
But Mrs. Kenny was disappointed.
She counted on twins. She was cer-
tain twits were corning. She had had
two or three—how many was rte anv-
was.--seels of twins before. and she
said she "knew whether it was.
twins it only one."
The Millar "stork marathon" now
has Mrs. Lenny, .Mrs. Banatc and
Mrs. Steffar,c Darrigo in the•lea,i-
ing res;ticne. Mrs. Darrigo has bed
seven chi:i.ren registered a+ the -r-
Twe girls from -Vienna have jnbL, tai eee:et:cs department, and 'ais
got back, from London, having -hopes of registering another three
",hitchhiked" thesr,,eway h,alf across• children born premetur ly.
T '.. :,Newspaper • n ij ,se reels. ' calee...
-TESTIED-AT- THE - COAL FACE
He will have moved up, become a
semi -skilled engineer supervising a
robot slove, or a battery . if slaves,
whi wil do his heavy work forhim
faster and more efficiently than he
and half a dozen mates could do it;
just as the man at the levers of a
steam -shovel controls an obedient
slave of herculean strength who
digs, carries and dumps more earth
and debris than he and a hundred
other men could manage in the same
space of time. '
Some people would dismiss this as
a Wellsian dream. But in fact a ro-
bot miner, which cuts the,coal at the
face and loads it, is testing now in
the Wigan .coalfield—has been test-
ing for nearly a year. Experts think
it- wil revolutionize the coal -mining
industry. Sixmen with the robot
miner at their command can carry
out the work ; formerly- done by a
hundred colliers.
CAN THEY BEAT MEN?
Robots, invented and built by in-
genious engineers, usually on the ba-
sis of some scientist's discovery, are
now busy all round us. For the most
part we remain unaware of them be-
cause they are not fashioned in hu-
man shape.
.Let someone build a talking,,walk-
ing, mechanical man, a conventional
robot and he will achieve much pub-
licity and crowds will achieve much
at exhibitions and the like. This is
continually happening.
But actually these mechanical men
are often the least important type of
robot. There is nothing they can do
better than a flesh -and -blood man,.
except, perhaps, attract attentionat
a shove.
The, robots. of :to -day and tomor-
row, the real robots, are improve-
ments on the human being—not oh
all-round human being, that incredi-
bly marvellous creation, but on one
of his - limbs, one Of his organs a
muscle it brain lobe. They relieve
men of special kinds of work and re-
lease them for higher tasks.
The other day, in a building in a
Canadian city, a robber moved steal-
thily down a corridor towards a safe.
Suddenly uproars' Gongs 'clanged
bells rang. ..He..was astounded. He
had the place 'taped , and charted.
There was no burglar alarm except
the.obvious'one which he had discon-
nected on entering. He fled, and
was captured at the outer door.
A robot had been on guard,. in the
form of• a slender, invisible ray con -
erecting two points between the cor-
ridor walls. While the ray illain-
er the last six years the level of
water is one of Anieriia's biggest
reservoirs has been regularly re-
ported by :a robot which answers a
'phone call, gives the required infor-
mation necessary—but in tone sig-
nals), and rings off, returning to its
sleepless job of watching the water
level.
Robots are even invading the
home. One of them, on the market
now, switches itself on, boils the.
water, makes your morning tea, and
then, wakes you up with the buzz of.
its alarm at the appointer hour.
From this to the robot which will
put the joint in the oven, cook it, and
announce when it is done, ie only a
step, and that step will be taken as
soon as there i a real demand for the
development.
Given time and money, engineers
to -day can build a robot to perform
almost any human function, includ-
ing those of the human brain.
BEYOND OUR BRAIN POWER
Mathematicians and ' technicians
have now at their command so-cal-
led "thinking machines" -which per-
form calculations beyond the power
of any human brain. They will
work out mathematical problems in
an hour or two which a team 'of Inas
thematicians would require . months
to solve,
ions t ey garthered in the various
countries by asking for Iifts from
likely looking motorists.
The two girls are Josefine Reif-
Serber and Maly Brot-Froschauer.
Josefine ,is only 20, is the daughter
of an official and studies medicine
and psychology. Maly, who is 29, is
a dressmaker, the daughter of a
small shopkeeper. They were in
London last September, their jour-
ney having been from Vienna to
London and back. They travelled
with 30s between them—and never
had to , spend a penny, save once: •
"It is only when one travels with
little money that one really begins
to know the world," declared Maly
Brot-Froschaeur. "Above all we
learn to know the national charac-
teristics of the various motorists of
whom we begged lifts.
"Bu it was the Englishmen that
we loved the best," said Maly with
a smile. "To them it was always a
gentlemanly act to invite two hiking
girls into their cars when we asked
fora lift,
"In France we did not have to beg
for a lift once, but the Frenchmen
took us, not out of a sense of duty,
but because, for them, it was a
pleasant experience.
"The Swiss' took us along because
they were too lazy to say 'No' to us.
"The Italians looked surprised for
a moment when we asked for a lift,
but then they were so polite that
they would snake long detours out of
their way for us. One Italian even
invited us to travel with him to
Rome, but just then we were becom-
ing homesick for Vienna and we.
had to refuse the invitation,
"Sone of our experiences were not
so happy. One of the most bitter,
which had a `happy -ending' was dur-
ing • our "march' through Belgium.
An old gentleman' took us as far as
Brussels and when we left his car
we forgot our ruckhacks. which con-
tained
ontained our little money and our pass-
ports.
".in our despair we went to the
police, who arranged our night
quarters for us. In the morning our
despair turned to joy when the
Police Chief of a district in Brussels
informed us that our `luggage' was
safe. The motorist had handed it
over to the police.
"Another experience, also with a
'happy ending' was our lot in Eng-
land. We stopped a motor car driven
by What I think was an officer in
the Navy. He invited us to ,go to
his mother's house for a day, We
were splendidly treated and we had
never met such a nice old lady on
any of our travels. We had a din
The mist imposing, although not
the most intricate, of these brain ro-
bots is the tide -predicting machine in
the, office of the Coant and Geodetic
Survey, in Washington. It is eleven
feet long and six feet high and two
feet wide; and • into that space is
packed the equivalent of a thousand
high-powered mathematical brains
speeded up a hundredfold,
Pat it to work, and in, seven hours
it will lay before you the time of day
of each high and low tide during the
next twelve months at each of the
eighty-four chief ports of the world,
including all such variants as spring
tides and neap tides, with the exact
rise or fall to be expected,
Now, the tide rises and falls 1,400
times in' a year. There are thirty-
seven different factors—depending
upon the relative positions of ,the
sun, moon and earth, the shape 'end
size of the harbour,'. etcetera—mak-
ing up a tide. These have to be'cal-
culated silnultaneousl`y, and the tune
element enters into eyery calculation,
The people who deplore vobots:'ee-
cause they displace hunan labour' see
no farther than the hen who wreck-
ed'. machines because they feared for
thir livelihood.
tel s""fi7 4i past several weeks.
They havisheade-big promises to the_
.___-_..
mothers for ohoi ographic-a-ud.. story
rights in the event rf their wi,iving
the half million dollars.
Mrs. Kenny eec:ores that elle isn't
so keen about winning the 11i1'ar
half million as she is to beat Mrs.
Bagnato, who, she claims, once told
her on Bay street that she "didn't
have a chance,'
Mrs. Bagnato remains confident
that she is in the leading position for
the big prize money through this
blessed evert seemingly puts Mes.
Kenny two i'p on her.
The Lesson Of Life
Pleasures I anticipate so often turn
out badly
That I have learned to watch for joy
a trifle sadly.
"We are very hopeful and optimis-
tic about business conditions," —
Edsel Ford.
"Life is. harsher for men than for
women, who seem to have developed
a .tougher fibre."—Gertrude Ather-
ton.
"Nobody can forecast the outcome
of the stormy era of history on which
we are now probably entering."—Jan
C. Smuts.
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