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Canada. The Empire and l'he World at Large
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CANADA
CANADA LEADS. --
Figures just released by the statis-
tical branch of the League of Nations
place Canada at the head of the list
in progress toward industrial recovery
with the United States second. Can-
ada's ratio is 40, the U.S. 30. When
we consider the means adopted in
the republic we are justified in con-
cluding that Canada's recovery is
more likely to be lasting, because it
is not the result of artificial stimula-
tion. --Clinton News -Record.
DO GOOD WORK.—
On Sunday morning a provincial
police constable knocked at the door
of a Vineland residence and calmly
informed the occupant that his stolen
car had been recovered. The man
was not even aware that his ear was
missing, and yet five young Toronto
men were Iocked up at Welland for
the theft.—St. Catharines Standard.
SAVING THE MUSKOX.--
What Canada did some years ago
for the buffalo in saving It from ex-
tinction, she is now doing for the
muskox. The story of this curious
animal whose home is in what are
known as the Barren Lands of North-
exn Canada and in the islands of the
Arctic Archipelago, is told by G. H.
Blanchet. Canada has set apart a it may constitute a new problem,
or collection of problems—street car,
rumble seat, elevator and easy chair,
limit --St, Thomas Times -Journal,
A poll of books mast frequently
recommended by professors of Eng-
lish literature in the leading Ameri-
can universities, has been taken. The
result is rather astonishing, Here it
is:
"Pride and Prejudice," by Jane
Austen,
"Return of the Native," by Thomas
Hardy.
"Henry Esmond," by W. M. Thack-
eray.
"The Scarlet Letter," by Nathaniel
Hawthorne.
"The Ordeal of Richard Feveral,"
by George Meredith,
"Vanity Fair," by W. M. Thackeray.
"Old Wives' Tales" by Arnold Ben-
nett.
"Adam Bede," by George Eliot.
"David Copperfield," by Charles
Dickens.
"The Mill on the Floss," by George
Eliot.
—London Free Press.
PAGEANTS FIND PROBLEMS.—
Women are becoming wider and
heavier, a director of pageants has
discovered in England, It has been
found impossible to fit them into the
stomachers, stays, bodices and bus-
tles their grandmothers wore,
This may not matter much, but if
the widening out process continues
comparatively inaccessible region east
of Great Slave Lake, known as the
Thelon Game Sanctuary, as a home
tor the muskox. Here it will be safe
from both Indians and Eskimos, and
will have a chance to increase as the
buffalo did in Wainwright Park, --
Fredericton Gleaner.
MAKE NO DISTINCTION.--
. Practically all social service clubs
will agree with W. G. Smith, of Mani-
toba, in his hatred for the word "ille-
gitimate" as applied to children born.
out of wedlock, The children have
nothing to do with it and it is un-
fair that they should rest under such
a stigma. In Ontario, as in Manitoba,
there is no distinction between child-
ren born outside and in wedlock, so
far as the father's estate is concern-
ed, all sharing equally in any pro-
ceeds.—Niagara Falls Review,
DIRTY LICENSE PLATES.—
Dirty license plates defeat one of
the purposes of motor car licensing.
Plates damaged so that the numbers
are illegible also have the same bad
effect, License plates are on cars pri-
marily for the information of the
general publio and its law enforce-
ment authorities. They are the means
of identifying a car and protecting
the public. --Kingston Whig -Standard.
BENEFIT OF EDUCATION. --
A Miami University student ate 15
hamburger sandwiches in half an
hour. There are still some persons
who arbitrarily declare that they can
see nothing in a college education. --
Ottawa Citizen.
VALUE OF RAIN. --
President Roosevelt is asking for
$525,000,000 to give out to the people
of the United States as Drought Aid.
This will give you some idea of the
value of a good rain.—Chatham News
PLAGUES AS ALLIES. --
A gnat plague is killing cattle by
the hundreds in Arkansas. Grasshop-
pers are expected to kill a large part
of the wheat crop in the prairie west,
on both sides of the international
line. The farmer's instinct is to fight
such enemies, but now that he is told
he must cut down production is he to
regard them as natural allies?—Lon-
don Advertiser.
THEY'RE LEARNING,-- •
Why does the chicken cross the
road just ahead -of an auto? Farmers
report that fowl are cultivating a traf-
fic sense and stop, look and listen
before entering the highway, One
man says he saw a. pheasant look out
from a hedge and deliberately wait
for cars approaching from both dir-
ections to pass and when the road was
clear walk across at its leisure.—
Montreal Herald.
Celebrated Flyer and Wife
A recent photograph of Sir Charles and Lady leingsfora-Smith,
taken at the Union Air Terminal, Burbank, Calif., where Sir Charles
recently made several test flights in the new plane in which he will
fly in the race from London to Melbourne, Australia, next October.
And curves have just begun to come
in. FROM LUTHER'S BEECH TREE.
The same director has found that The Prince of Wales has sent 500
men can imitate their ancestors and beech tree seedlings from Windsor
women can't. Women are generally Great Park to Canada. We under -
more beautiful than before, but their
beauty being standardized, is non -
adaptable; men are still the same old
homely citizens and their beauty,
being non-existent, may be adapted to
any character they wish to portray.
The question here is: Do men wish
to remain homely for the purpose of
appearing in pageants, or will they
acquire beauty and let the pageants
go? It is a nice question and not to than 100 years ago. —Empire Re -
be answered offhand.—Toronto Tele. view.
gram.
WHY COMMUNISM GROWS. --
TAKING CHANCES.— Every election demonstrates the
So many of the accidents occurring growing strength of the Communists.
in these days are unnecessary, if One of them polled over 8,000 votes
people would only exercise good rea- in the mayoral election in Brisbane.
stand they will be planted by Mem-
bers of the "Men of the Trees" move-
ment, as an encouragement to Cana-
dians to attach even more signifi-
cance to the importance of their for-
est
onest resources. It is interesting to
note the Royal trees were raised from
seeds gathered underneath an .off-
spring of Luther's Beech at Wurtem-
berg, and brought to Windsor more
PAROLE IS OVERDONE IN NEW
YORK.—
It is so hard to get a man convicted
for murder 'in New York one might
think that when a man is convicted
and put away for a life sentence, or
something approximating it. the auth-
orities would not seek to let him out
for a great many years -15 or 20 at
least. But the hard work of the po-
lice is neutralized to a great extent by
the operations of a parole board which
is exercising its privileges in the most
extraordinary fashion. - -
Nine men convicted of murder in
New York since April, 1933, only a
little more than one year ago, have
been paroled, and of these, six are
again waiting trial for another mur-
der apiece. What justification could
there have been for admitting to free-
dom men of such.. character? ' "1'wo
recently paroled inert, iiot previously
murders, have been rearrested for
killing a patrolman and wounding
three children in the doing of it,
The rottenness that exists in the
legal machinery of the New York
criminal system seems to have no
soning and common sense. The
other day it was reported that two
Toronto young men 17 and 18 years
of age, lost their lives when the can-
oe in which they were seated upset.
Particulars of the accident show that
they were unfamiliar with the man-
agement of a canoe, and neither of
them could swim. When they were
thrown into the water they clutched
madly at each other and disappeared..
It is added that a cumber of other
young people were in a row -boat near-
by, but they were unable to effect a
rescue as none of them could swim.
—Chatham News,
ONTARIO LEADS DOMINION IN
AUTO FATALITIES.—
The Province of Ontario last year
established a record in the Dominion
that should not be the envy of other
provinces. It led the entire country
in the number of automobile fatali-
ties. According to the Dominion Bur-
eau of Statistics, 954 persons in all
were killed by motor cars in 1933, a
decrease of 166 from the previous
year's figures. This made the death
rate from cars per 100,000 popula-
tion 8.9 as compared with 10.'7 in
1932, Ontario bad the heaviest death
toll in 1933-11.8 per 100,000 popula-
tion, British Columbia stood second
with a rate of 11.0. Nova Scotia's
rate was 8,8, Quebec's 8.6 and Alber-
ta's 8.5, In Prince Edward Island two
persons were killed by automobiles
during 1933. In Alberta the increase
in number over the previous years
was 15. Further analyzing the statis-
tics we find that Toronto decreased
its toll from 88 in 1932 to 65 in 1933;
Montreal from 121 to 104; Vancouver
from 44 to 28. Ottawa had 25 deaths,
the same number as In 1932, while
Hamilton reported an increase of 2
and London an increase of 8.—Toron-
to Mail and Empire.
THE EMPIRE
At the Hamilton (N,S.W.) by-election
another got an even bigger proportion
of support, Yet their Australian pro-
gramme is so extreme and violent and
calls for so complete a surrender• to
iron discipline that, in a country tiwitlt
such easygoing traditions, it is (UMH,.
cult to imagine anybody but a mad-
man or a crank supporting it. Many
of those who do support it are un-
balanced by unemployment and em-
bittered by the complacency of un-
comprehending politicians—politicians
who have become the slaves of profes-
sors and whose minds have developed
into mere book-keeping machines.
Have they, for instance, seen the
conditions on the N.S.W. coalfields?
Are they aware that on both the nor-
thern and southern fields there are
literally thousands who have cynical-
ly resigned themselves to make the
best of the dole and the family en-
dowment for the rest of their lives?
Have they beard that there are
thousands more, youngsters just be-
yond the school age, who have al-
ready come to believe that if Com-
munism cannot do for them what the
present system has failed to do it
will at least give them sympathy?—
Sydney Bulletin,
EARTHQUAKES AND SIN.—
An urbane but trenchant contro-
versy of more than ordinary interest
has been taking place between Dr,
Rabindranabh Tagore and Mr. Gandhi.
Soon after the earthquake the Mahat-
ma administered to the sorely tried
populace of North East Bihar one of
those subsidiary shocks which, we are
told, always follow in the wake of
the major disturbance, by announcing
his conviction that the earthquake
was sent by God to punish the Hin-
dus for the sin of untouchability. This
"unscientific and materialistic view"
caused Dr. Rabindranath painful.sur
prise and urged him to ''utter a truism
in asserting that physical catastro-
phes have their inevitable and exclu-
sive origin in certain combinations of
physical facts. He went on to say
CANADA THROUGH BRITISH EYES that unles swe believe in the inexor-
The story of the present economic ableness of universal laws in the
conditions in Canada is a heartening working of which God Himself never
addition to the recent evidence of interferes-- imperilling thereby the
improvement In Australia, in Routh integrity of his own creation—we find
it impossible to justify Ills ways on
occasions like the one which has
sorely stricken us in an overwhelm-
ing manner and scale.— Calcutta
Statesman.
IN PRAISE OF USELESS KNOWL-
EDGE,---.
We all remember Mr, Stephen Lea -
cock's account of his visit to Oxford,
$12,000,000 in excess of those of April and bis delightful portrayal of Ox-
last year. In the reports of the ;ford as the complete and perfect con
greater business corporations the 1 servator of useless knowledge; a
eirbffts' earned In the past twelve 1 place whore professors never lecture
months have been greater by 75 per ibut by request, and then wretchedly,
cent. than In the previoue year, The ---Mr, Leacock was told toId that
improvement, of which these figures some had not lectured for thirty
record the early fruits, began in Feb. years --where tutors seem to do noth-
ruary, 1933 and has been steady in ing much but smoke, and students
the interval --1. D7,11y Telegraph neem to do little but live in mouldy
Africa and in India. The Empire, as
a whole, is out of the depths. hi
Canada every one of the ordinary
tests of well-being shows the Domin-
ion making rapid, recovery. Foreign
trade in the first four months of the
present year is nearly 50 per cent.
better than in the corresponding
period of 1988. The Customs and ex-
cise revenues for April were almost
ROCKING OF BABIES FOR HIRE
IS ADDED TO ODD PROFESSI
T•1hy Rockers Local No. 1 of Har-
Iem has not yet received an approved
NRA code but Andrew H. Brown, the
president, doesn't think it needs one.
'We gits fivecents a half-hour fo'
rockin," Mr. Brown explains, "less'n
dey is twins, when we gits two cents
extra. No cut rates."
Members of the local earn their
nickels rocking babies,' with or with-
out carriages, for shopping mothers
It is a great convenience for the
mothers who can fight their way un-
encumbered into the bargain aisles
and know that their offspring are in
safe custody at the store entrance.
The baby rocking profession is a
new addition to the list of odd ways
for making ends meet. Some of these
unusual businesses are of consider -
NS
able size. A factory in the metropol
itan area produces dolls voices, sell
ing then, to doll manufacturers..liu
curio hunters, who,mighi" find some
thing unique in the pcssession of s
voice without a doll could easily ob
tain a disembodied "rna-a-a" at
slight expense.
An uptown establishment is run bi
a "packaging expert" whose deft dra•
ping and be -ribboning of the plain•
est of packages will lend a Fifth A.
venue air to a five -and ten gift. An
exalted scissors grinder lending hie
talent to the arts, will put nothing tc
his grindstone but sculptor's tools.
Several married couples have turned
professional brides and bridegrooms,
having been married over and aver'
again on dance floors to advertise
dance marathon contests.
Public Learns
Hr ,ary Secrets
Of Old Titles
English College of Arms
Opens for Inspection of
Some Ancient Family Re-
cords
London.—For the first time in its
nearly 500 years of existence the Col-
lege of Arms is to make an exhibition
of itself. The staid old institution,
so often associated with the burst of
• heraldry and the pomp of power, is
to show inner secrets to all and sun-
dry.
Sections •• of the college's rolls,
parchments and other historical trea-
sures, are to be open for public in-
spection. There wilt be on view, for
instance, the roll of the Westminster
tournament held in February, 1510,
which is 60 feet long, with beautiful
script and pictures There is also a
parchment depleting the descent of
the Saxon kings. This pedigree goes
back through to Adam and Eve.
Many Relics.
Among the tragi; relics contained
In the College of Aims are the tur-
quoise ring and the sword taken from
the body of James Ile of Scotland
when he lay dead on the Field of
Flodden.
The building of the College al
Arms is on the north side of the
city. It is a largo and sedate look-
ing structure of ted brick, built on
three sides of a square. It almost
gives the impression of a country
residence of the Queen Anne period
somehow dropped nonchalantly into
the middle of the banking and fin-
ancial centre of London.
An Englishman, proud of his • line-
age and wishing to put a coat of
arms on his letter paper or upon the
panel of his automobile, may come
to the College of Arms and consult
Rouge Dragon, 13luemantle, Portcul-
lis or Rouge Croix, or some other of
the • august officials of the Hereditary
Earl -Marshal of England.
Heraldry.
Probably he will be directed to
one of the heralds. Not unnaturally
he may imagine a herald to be a
personage arrayed something like the
Knave of Hearts, and carrying a long
trumpet. But the herald at the pres-
ent day is attired in conventional
black coat and waistcoat and stripe
trousers.
At the present day the college is
far from being concerned merely with
the records of centuries back. New
creations in the peerage, baronetage,
and knightage aro made every year,
which means the granting of so many
coats of arms. When one of the
many new centres of population which
have sprung lip in England in re-
cent years is raised to the rank of
a borough, it must furnish itself with
an appropriate coat of arms, All
this work is conducted by one or
•other of the quaintly named officials
of the red brick building in Queen
Victoria street.
Music to Soothe
mediaeval quarters, eat food cooked
in Henry Vlll's kitchen, and sleep in
an unwholesome mess of age-old ivy.
We recall his sly pretense of puzzle-
ment when he compared the ways of
Oxford with those of the universities
that he was acquainted with on this
side of the Atlantic, and finally his
reluctant admission that somehow,
dead against every conceivable possi.
bility, Oxford "gets there" and his
dark suspicion that it will continue
to get there for many generations to
come. No one in America knows the
value of useless knowledge better
than Mr. Leacock, and his fascinating
sketch of Oxford makes it clear that
the business of a university is to do
what for centuries Oxford has been
doing and to turn out the kind of
human produce that for centuries Ox-
ford has been . turning out,—Albert
Jay Nock in The Atlantic Monthly of
Boston.
Escapes De:. th
Four Times
Survives Car Accident —
Lightning Bolt -- Storm
and Rattle Snake.
• Atlanta—Death has played four
strange tricks on Julian Jones.
The latest adventure was when a
bolt of lightning fell in Jones' lap—
and then rolled off on to the floor
of his car. Jones has peen struck
by a car—and has landed safely on
top of its hood. He has lived
through a terrific storm in Bacon
County, Ga,. and once he almost
touched a diamond back rattlesnake
before seeing he was in error.
The lightning that chose to light
in Jones' Iap tore bark off a nearby
tree to a height of 30 feet, Froni the
root of the tree the lighning dug a
little trench across the road to a
rear wheel of Jones' car, leaped to
the back window, smashed the glass
and fell in his lap.
"It seemed to hesitate an instant,
then hopped down to the barrel of a
shotgun lying at my feet," he said.
"I never felt any shock from the
lightning nor any heat." His only
injury was a gashed cheek, but by
the glass of the car window.
While walking across a downtown
street one day, Jones felt a severe
jolt and found himself sitting on top
of an automobile hood. He was all
right there—but was bruised when
the driver stopped suddenly and
Jones fell to the strne),.
The cyclone adventure came in
1898. The house in which Jones
watched the storm was nearly swept
away—but it withstood the wind,
which went on to demolish several
houses.
He had the speaking acquaintance
with the rattlesnake • in Bacon
County also. Jones shot a squirrel
and had stooped to pick it up when
he noticed the ground seemed to be
of an unnatural color. Ile then was
standing within eight inches of the
squirrel. Jumping back quickly,
Jones fired a bullet into the head of
the rattlesnake which was coiled be-
tween him and the squirrel. The
snake had 10 rattles.
,..MORE CANADIAN HARDWOOD....
All increase of 100 per cent. in sales
of Canadian hardwood to Great Bri-
tain for the first three months of this
year has been reported. The figures
are Dittoed at 1,806,000 cubic feet this
year compared with 004,000 cubic feet
during the same period in 1938. Cana-
dian hardwood is being used in in-
creasing quantities in Great Britain
for flooring, furniture, and the manu-
facture of automobile bodies.
the Tired Juvenile
Turns Him From Mischief
and Strife to Purposeful
Way of Living •
Washington, --- The right kind of
noise may keep a child out of mis-
chief, but the wrong kind is apt to
undermine his health -and tire his
nsind,
Music's Bower to soothe the juv-
enile was vouched for (before the
National Education Association by L
A. Woods, superintendent of public
instruction in Texas.
"Music turns the individual from
mischief and strife to a purposeful
cc -operative way of living" he said.
The other side of the noise picture
was sketched by l,uth M. Van Dev-
anter, of Springfield Illinois.
She said it was time ;to toss over-
board the idea that a noisy environ•
tient teaches chil4ren to concentrate.
Pupils can get used to needless noise
the speaker explained, but continue
to waste energy combatting it.
Diathermy Use
Told D ctors
Danger of Being Buried ,
Alive Eliminated, Speaker
Says
Los Angeles, -- Medical science
has advanced to the point where no
one need to have a fear of being bur-
ied alive, Dr. Disrael W. Koback, pro-
fessor of physical therapy at the
Rush Medical College, Chicago said
her recently.
He addressed a joint meeting of
the western section of the American
Congress of Physical -Therapy and
the Pacific Physical -Therapy Assoc-
iation.
Diathermy holds, he said, a def-
inite test for the determination of
death and enables a physician to
know when resuscitation is possible.
If a living spark exists it can be de-
tected by means of electricity.
One electrode is placed under the
patient's back, be said, the other
against his thigh or stomach, then
after the current has been on for
about 30 minutes, a definite rise of
temperature will occur, if the pat-
ient is alive. If there is still life
the diathermy stimulates the circu-
lation and raises the temperature. If
there is no life a continuous fall of
temperature results.
When all other methods of treat-
ment have failed, Dr. Koback. said,
diathermy or heat-thernly, has been
found effective in cases of angina
pectoris and coronary thrombosis.
He referred to the announcement
made by Dr. Albert S. Hyman at the
last meeting of 'the American Med-
ical Association, that, by means of •
diathermy methods, more than 100
hearts which lad 'slopped beating
were started going again.
Silence That Hurts,
Room. of Absolute Quiet is
Used To Test Electric Fans
If you believe that absolute quiet
is just what you need to soothe your
ruffled nerves step into a room built
by the General Electric engineers at
Bridgeport, Conn, and be disabused,
Snap your fingrs. It is as if a rifle
has been fired. Pat one hand with the
other, make any slight noise, and the
indicator on the noise -recorder
swings violently.
-The absolutely quiet room was
built in order to test electric fans,
which have a fay of whirring even
if they are perfectly built because
the blades simply must hit the air in
order to set up a breeze. For the
same reason an airplane propeller
can be heard on the ground although
it niay he churning up the atmosphere
a mile up. By careful designing of
blades a fan can be made which is a,
good as silent. Noises caused by fau-
lty bearings and other defects are in-
excusable in a new fan. In the silent
room they are.traced to their source
and weeded out.
The testing engineers do more than
iet the fans run in any way that hap•
pens to be convenient. The worst
possible conditions are reproduced.
False walls that vibrate like tight
drumheads and dummy ceilings that
are almost -as resonant as a bell ex-
aggerate the sound. A microphone
picks up the hum or rattle, and an-
other Instrument, an analyzer indi-
cates the pitch and traces it to its
source. Kitchen mixers, razor strop-
pers and other domestic electrical ap-
pliances are tested in the same way.
But while all this has .its practi-
cal engineering vialue it is a mat-
ter of ,to small scientific interest to
learn that we • must have a ;little
noise just to be comfortable. Total
silence would reduce the sanest of •
us to nlaaness.
It was no easy matter to make a
room that would be absolutely quiet.
The engineers had to suspend it in
space, so that it would not be rigidly
connected with the rust of the build-
ing The ceiling was hiring from raf-
ters and not 'attached to the walls.
The floor and the walls were sus-
pended on cushions or springs, Thus
a room was created to floatfree of
the building of which it is a part,