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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1933-11-23, Page 7HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE ACID STOMACH REM ARE THE SIGNS Nervousness Frequent Headaches 1Nouraigla feeling off Weakness indigestion Sleeplessness Lose of Appetite Mouth Acidity Nausea 'Sour Stomach Auto -intoxication WHAT TO DO FOR ill's TAKE -2 teaspoonfulsof Phillips Milk of Mag- nesia in a glass of water every morning when you get up. Take another teaspoonful 30 minutes after eating, And another before you go to bed. OR—Take the new Phillips' Milk of Magnesia Tablets — one tablet for each teaspoonful as di- rected above, If you have Acid Stomach, don't worry about it. Follow the simple directions given above. This small dosage of Phillips' Milk of Magnesia acts at once to neutralize the acids that cause headache, stomach__ pains ..and other distress. Try it. You'll feel like a new person. But—be careful you get REAL milk of magnesia. "when you bu genuine PHILLIPS' Milk of Mag- nesia. See that the name "PHIL- LIPS" is on the label. ' ALSO IN TABLET FORM Each tiny tablet is the equivalent of a teaspoonful of Genuine Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. MADE IN CANADA Phillips' Milk of Magnesia November Melody Let all things grieve That share my pain: 1h- wind and the trees And the falling rain. Not the sun nor the moon Nor the stars—not these, But the wind in the night And the wind-swept trees. The shining stars, What know they of grief? But the tree that watches: e Her last curled leaf, Shrivel and die, And minter come, Is one with hearts Bereft and numb. —Freda Myron. WANTED eS lVC( 1 L E r.tr I� 1 w-V•Ww-r1-.r- - q„ A Smile Processor S. 1. Morrison, who holds the chair of American history at Ox- ford University, was • calling at a friend's home when his friend's little daughter began to tell him the story of the discovery 'of America. Tbis bad beeu her lesson for the day. "There was a sailor named Colum- bus," the little girl began, "and a queen sent hint mit on a voyage- of discovery, and his ships were named the Nina, the Pinta and the—and the—" "The .Santa Maria?" suggested Pro- fessor Morrison, "Yes, the Santa Maria," said the little girl, "and the queen's name; it was—" "Isabella?" the professor said. "Professor," said the little girl sus piciously, "have you heard this story before?" Potatoes, Apples, Onions, Cabbage, Carrots, Hay, Straw, Oats and other farm produce. When replying state quantity, grade and your lowest price to Produce Dept., Yale Fuel Company, Brock Ave. and C.N.R., Toronto. Unsuspected Treasures In London Sales Parcels of miscellaneous antique en- °gravings,' and similar articles sent to the London (England) salesrooms have in recent years frequently proved do contain unsuspected' treasures of considerable value. An "album" described as containing 'a number of ,engravings, mezzo -tints and drawings by old masters was put up to auction In the West End recent- ly.. Instead of being worth a few pounds it fetched no less than 2,000 guineas. Presumably the successful bidder, and the under -bidder in exam- ining the album before the sale, had discovered in 'it some very fine Rem- brandt etchings. About 10 years ago, a parcel of -music in the Baroness .Burdett -Coutts sale realized a little more than $10. The buyer in examining his purchase not long afterwards discovered in it a rare Shelley tract which was subse- quently re -sold for $3,500. :• -- Laziness is only condemned among those who cannot afford it. Dr. D. D. Dennis' Liquid Prescription, made and guaranteed by the niakers,of Campana's Italian Balm. Trial bottle 35e at your druggist. is Husband—"Are you really embroid- ering that foot pillow for me, dear?" His. Wife—"Yes, love, but if you ever dare to put your foot on it, I'll wring your neck." Teacher—"What are the properties of beat and cold?" Pupil—"Heat expands and cold con- tracts." Teacher—"Correct. Now give me an example:" Pupil—"In Summer, when it's hot, the days are long, and in Winter, when it's cold, they are short." Genial Saleslady (to old customer, purchasing 24 paper plates)—"Picnic, or is your wife out of town?" Elderly Lacly—"What are all those men doing?" Nephew—"They are runners — the first one gets a gold loving cup." Elderly Lady—"But what are all the others running for?"' "This day," said a recent horoscope, "is a time to avoid discussions and arguments." Every day is a good time for that, "Car manufacturers make no secret of the fact that they cater to women now." So says a magazine, adding that bathtubs are rose-colored; hand- saws and golf clubs betray feminine. influence. But one still may buy a lie - man shaving brush. Manager of Restaurant (to Scotch- man)—"The idea! You come in and drink a glass of water, then walk calmly out!" Scotebman—"Did stagger out?" ye expect me to Boss—'•Is- Perkinsou a good sales- man?" Manager—"Yon bet; he could sell glass eyes to potatoes." To be successful on the stage a girl must be pretty, wear her clothes well, and have something to•sbow when they swish. Political' Speaker—"len pleased to see such a dense crowd here to -night." Voice From the Audience — "Don't be too pleased. We ain't all dense." ..OURpsa+%1 ZZLE Horizontal 1—Entertain 6—Wide alarm 11—Roofer 12—Country of Asia 14—Jewish month 15—Having grain spike's 17—To select 18—Limb 20—Transmits 22—Hindu weight 23—To weary 25—Gives sparingly 27—Receiving office (abbr.) 28—Step 30—Aquatic mammal 32—Short stage piece 34—European 35—Rested 38—Cuts 41 -Domestic animal 42—Combining form de- noting a nerve 44—German for money 45—High card 47 -Lacking freshness 49-502 50 -Glen 52—Pointed arch 54—Article 55-111 temper 57—Sea rover 59—Oriental weights 60—To choose Vertical 1—Poetic: even though 2—Parent • 3—Western Indian 4—Oceans b—Mistook 6—Wades 7—Symbol for argent 8—File 9—Sacred bird 10—Roman orator 11 --Sailors 13—City of Ohio 16—Man's name 19—To seize 21—Closes tightly ' 24—Image (variant) 26—Uncultured language! 29—Gets up • 31—Covered with vines 23—Germans 35; --Thoroughfares 36—To omit 37—To haul 39—Easily bent 40—To smart 43—Fruit 46—Girl's name 48—Sinful • 51 --Shelter 53—To piece 56—Spanish article 58—Suffix: of SHE LOST 32 lbs. New Frocks No Longer Worried Her "How did she lose that 32 lbs. •of fat?" is what you will be asking. .Let her tell you herself:— "About erself:—"About 18 months. ago• I weighed 178 lbs.—wbich I can assure you annoyed me very much. Everything seemed a worry to .me, especially new clothes. Nothing would fit me comfortably, and walking was unbearable. I' was ad- vised by a friend to try Kruschen Salts, and I am very glad `I did, too. During the first ten months I Inst 28 lbs. of fat, Now, for the last 6 months' my weight has been 146 lbs., and I feel much better in health. I have all my yeight tickets to substantiate my state- ments,' -(Mrs.) M. P. Kruschen contains those six mineral salts, proportionately balanced, found in the waters of those famous Euro- pean Spas used by -generations of fat people to reduce weight, ICruschen helps blood, nerves, glands and body organs to function properly —you gain new strength and energy— feel years younger—look better, work better. A girl who marries a widower is bound to be disappointed because she loses all of the fun -taming him, The manager of a big office stahiped furiously up and down his room as be waited for his office boy to appear. The boy entered_ the room. Manager (raving) = "Forgot — for- got! Suppose I forgot to pay you, what would you say?" Office Boy—"I should come and tell you at once, not wait a month and, then kick up a fuss about it." First Business Man—"My wife carate to the office yesterday and fired that attractive stenographer of mine." Second Business Man—"Aha, I see, can't forget her old job of calling peaches." Diabetes Death Rate Dropping in Canada Torun to. ---September Was another good Health month for the Canadian policyholders of the Metropolitan Life. 'rhe death. rate was 13.3 per cent, lower than September of last year. At- the end of the third quar- ter, the cumulative death rate for 1933 was 7.4 per 1,000, an all time tnininmm for this part of the year, preserved. Only a `few: newcomers in Noteworthy are the new low re particular, showed signs of pessinr- cords established for the diphtheria ism," death rate; the drop in diabetes and , Those wbo had been mellowed by the negligible changes in death rates many .greater difficulties in the past, for the principal degenerative couch- ,writes 14Ir, Haythorne, were not lost in tions, except chronic nephritis. In the problems of the present but tended respect to diabetes, the situation con to look forward enthusiastically to the treats with that in the United States opportunities Which the future bolds where the rate is Higher and increas- in store. These were the people,'tap- ng. py''in th sir work and with a aconin'' While the Canadian death rate tor love of the countryside, whose attitude tuberculosis, all forms, is lower this seemed to permeate the community. year thin last, that for respiratory giving to it a spirit which had lnraul tuberculosis has increased very slight- mucin in the past and had possihililfpx 11/•• of meaning more in the future. Tells Attractive Story of Farming in Alberta A story of farming in the Northwest very different from many others heard in recent years has beeu told by Mr. George V. Haythorne, a graduate of the University of Alberta, observes the Toronto Mail and Empire, As part of the requirements for the M.A. degree he mode in 1931. a survey of the .school district of Salisbury, just outside the City of Edmonton, The first home- stead filed there was in 1888, and it was not until three years later that the first purchase of a quarter section was made from the C.P.R. The diffi- culties which the pioneers had to overcome were similar to those in many other parts of Canada, but they were met cheerfully by women as well as by men, The results as described in a summary of Mr. Hay thorne's thesis by the Edmonton Journal were noteworthy. "Mr. Haythorue found that the financial position of most of the farm- ers was satisfactory in spite of the low prices prevailing at the time of his survey. 1'r, wore realized dur- ing 1931, by nit+. ,t•en out of thirty- seven resident farmers, while twelve had broken even and six had suffered losses. Mixed farming has been the general practice and there has been en evident tendency towards increasing diversification in recent years. The farmers having their operations oe u stable basis were not suffering to any great extent from the depression, though much less money was being spent on luxuries and the cash needed for necessities was being carefully Answers to Last Week. Puzzle MINER O S ©0 ROPINNIMEMI EIEMILMENI ©® d ©©• �AMOB© R a r D D®O 0 ©O©� CIEZI �©©© I21M©® 1©EIMIEEM B W COEM©©© �©0UUUMBM mamma UMW C A Tale With a Moral A story is told of a medieval vil- lage that decided to hold a great feast. To insure its success, a huge cask was built into which each. participant agreed to pour a bottle of wine. "If I' fill illy bottle with water.," soliloquized one, "and empty it into the barrel with the others, surely it won't be noticed." • The big day arrived, as days inevit- ably do, and with all the villagers assembled the great cask was tapped, And lo! only water flowed forth. Each of the villagers also had rea- soned, "My bit will not be missed." Community feasts have gone out of style, but not the moral of this-. tale. It becomes particularly ap- propriate in this season of com- munity chests and welfare' relief drives.—Rotarian Magazine. New Egg Grading Kit The new egg grading regulatious are e great benefit to producers and the Hendee Egg Grading Scale and Cand- ler enables anyone to grade accurate- ly. Know to what you are entitled— grading pays. Sent mailed complete with copy of new regulations $2.50 postpaid. Mitchell Poultry Supply Company, Mitchell, Ontario. Short But Complete The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy. dog," has thirty- three letters and is the shortest one known to contain all the letters of the alphabet. At iiIl good Drug d Dept Stores Sales A Gll.id itoig, itchie7, /i : gAlia ISSUD No. 4 —'33 CHEWING Ir 13 AMC 0 Buy chewing tobacco the same way you do farm implements get the best you can for the money. There's longer lasting, richer flavour in Club Chew- ing Tobacco. SIMPLY WORN OUT? Take Lydia E. Puulrham's Vegetable Compound Can anything be more wearing for women than the ceaseless round of household duties? You have no time to he sick ... you are Cited .. ailing o .. yet cannot stop. There coinea a time when something snaps and you tied yourself simply worn out. Lydia E. Pinkbam's Vegetable Com• Pound will Its tnic action will give you renewed strength, and will make your daily tasks seem easier to you. 98 out of every 100 women who report to us say that they are benefited by this medicine. Buy a bottle from your drug. get today ... and watch the results, New Egg Grading Regulation The foundation of a more prosperous poultry industry in Canada has been laid in the amendments to the egg grading regulations just announced by the Department of Agriculture. Con- ditions to -clay are vastly different than they were when grading was first es- tablished in 1915. Now, because o years of educational effort, our aver- age egg production is of much bette quality than then and marketing con ditions are entirely different. There for, to ensure all producers, both th average farmer and the poultry sp cialist being paid according to duality the Department has most careful] worked out the changes now in effect The new regulations divide eggs in to four grades, Al, A, B and C. Al i a special grade which may only b packed by producers whose flocks are under government supervision. Grade Al gives the poultryman who corn plies with the government regulations an opportunity to secure the premium price to which he is entitled. These regulations require cleanliness, care 'in feeding and management of the flock designed to ensure eggs of uni form high quality, and consumers pur chasing eggs of this grade are thu assured of the bighest quality. Grad Al eggs can Duly be packed in settle cartons by the producer or group o producers or marketing organization as approved by the Department. Thi grade is divided into three weights "Large," 24 ounces and • up to th dozen, "Medium," 22 to 24 ounces t the dozen, and "Pullet," 20 to 2 ounces to the dozen. - A grade covers the established trad in fresh eggs and is also divided int three weights. "Large," 24 ounces t the -dozen, "Medium," 22 to 24 ounce to the dozen, and "Pullet," 18 to 2 ounces to the dozen. Reducing th minimum weight in this grade to 1 ounces entitles the producer to bette returns for small eggs of 'A." grad quality. Changing the "Medium weight minimum to 22 ounces ale makes a more uniform spread betwee weights, the old "First" minimum b ing 22% ounces. Any word or expression denotin freshness can only be used in cowrie tion with Grades Al and A and th word "New Laid" can only be used i conjunction with "Grade Al," Cold storage eggs ran only be sot in Grade B, which is divided into tw weights, "Large," or 24 ounces and u to the dozen and "Medium," or 22 to ounces to the dozen. Cold stor eggs smaller that 22 ounces to t dozen are classed in C grade, whit comprises all eggs including use and soiled eggs not permitted to graded into grades A and B but whin are not unfit for bureau cousurnption Quality only distinguishable b candling and individual egg weigh are stressed as well as the necessit for marking with the true grades a eggs offered for sale. Tho new regulatious are the -esu of much study by the Department an are a distinct advantage in the ma keting of one of Canada's most vas able agricultural products. The average young man is drive crazy by two kinds of women---tho: who can't forget him and those wl can't remember him, Classified Advertising s f - e- , $ e s s eTHAT 24 age he be BUSINESS OPPORTU'NITI]ES. 170 0, SALE—ONE OF THE OLDEST .' established retail lumber busi- nesses, located in one of the best t"wne in Ontario; phini:2 mill in connection; very little opposition; good reason for selling; does not require much cash out- lay. 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It means safe, .sure, instant �� relief from coughs, colds, 'Ru or bronchitis. "It acts like a dash—a stogie sip proves it." o Play safe. Refuse substitutes. Buckley's is sold everywhere. lr— - g c - e d o P h ., table. $ha. b - Y 11 r- 1. 0 in DEPRESSED IS LARGELY LIVER Wake up your liver .Bile —Without You are "feeling punk" simply dver ien't pouring its daily two pounds bile into your bowels. Digestion and ore both hampered, and your entire being poisoned. What you need la a livat etlmulant, thing that goes farther than salts, ell, laxative candy or chewing gum which only move the bowels—ignoring wee of trouble, your liver. Take Carter's Little Liver Pills. No harsh calomel (mercury). for them by name Refuse at all druggists FEELING Calomel because smut of liquid elimination system is Some. mineral water, or roughage the real sego- Purely sego - Safe. Sure. substitutes. sa ~ r♦' J Remedy & r, ,LL The World Famous for LIVER STOMACH TROUBLES ,'k