HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1933-11-16, Page 7A SIMPLE QUICK
WAY TO RELIEVE
ASID STOMACH
HERE ARE THE SIGNS:
Nervousness Frequent 1;-1'eadaehea
Neuralgia Feeling of Weakness
indigestion Sleeplessness
Lass of Appetite Mouth Acidity
Nausea Sour Stomach
Auto -Intoxication
WHAT TO DO FOR IT:
TAKE -2 teaspoonfuls of
Phillips' Milk of Mag-
nesia in a glass of water
every morning when you
get up. Take another
teaspoonful 30 minutes
after eating. And another
before you go to bed.
011—Take the recti
, Phillips' Milk of Magnesia
Tablets - ane tablet for
each teaspoonful as di-
rected above.
If you have' Acid ' Stomach, don't
worry about it. Follow the simple
directions given above. This small
dosage of Philips' Milk of Magnesia
acts of once to neutralize the acids
that cause headache, stomach pains
and other distress. Try it. You'll
feel like a new person.
But—be careful you get REAL
milk of magnesia when you buy—
genuine PHILLIPS' Milk of Mag-
nesia. See that the name "PHIL-
LIPS' is on the label.
ALSO IN TABLET FORM
Each tiny tablet is the
equivalent of a teaspoonful
of Genuine Phillips' Milk
of Magnesia.
MADE IN CANADA
Phillips' Milk of Magnesia
OFF -DAYS •
:You'll find
renewed vigor in
a sparkling
. glass of
Many More Cars
Bought By Italians
Rome.—The number of motor -vehi-
cles is increasing in Italy at the rate
of about 10,000 a year. Between 1931
and 1932 the increase was nearly 20,-
000. The total for motor vehicles of
all kinds is 453,995 up to the end of
March.
At the end of March there were
230,768 automobiles in circulation iu
Italy, including public taxis. This
figure is almost half the total of the
automotive vehicles in the country;
Milan has the n.ost automobiles
with 27,000, which is nearly as many
as the whole •region of Piedmont con-
tains. The region of Italy with the
greatest number of cars is Lom-
bardy with 60,140.
Rome has 18,500 autos out of a
total of 20,000 for the region of
Latium.
Back of the Neck
To Come Into View
New York.—Prices and wages and
everything else are going up this fall.
so hair styles are, too, the Nems York
Hairdresser? and Cosmetologists' As-
sociation says. At the opening of the
association's convention higher coif-
fures were shown. Curls -will be bank-
ed on, top of the head this year.
"The upward movement pays the
leading role in the season's coiffures,"
the demonstrator said. "The back of
the neck hasn't really been seen for
lithe past seven years. It disappeared
dike women's ears, which have been
back now for some tirne. Now we
'shall see the back of the neck once
'more."
Deep pushing—'tis wiser than sitting
aside,
And sighing and watching and waiting
the tide.
In. life's earnest battle they only pre -
Vail,
Who always march onward and never
say fail:
Friend ---"Say, old chap, you'd best
cut loose from that Jones girl. She
has a ferocious temper and so has her
mother,"
Victim—"Y-y-yes. But that's j -just
why I dassan't cut loose from her."
Man—Is that new watch dog of
yours any good?"
Neighbor—"I'll say! If you hear a
suspicious noise at night, you've only
got to wake him and he barks."
"Hallo, 'old boy!" cried Jones, ef-
fusively. "I, hear you're going to get
married. Congratulations." .
"You've made a mistake," replied
Jones. "I am not getting married."
"No? Ah, well, heartier congratula-
tions still!"
A farmer ,was asked the other day
how he found the weather out at his
place. He replied, "Oh, I just looked
outside the house and there it was."
The Sweet Young Thing entered the
office of a fashionable dog kennel and
tripped ue to the handsome young
man, at the desk:
Sweet Young Thing (cooing) — "I
want a pet." •
Handsome Young Man (sadly)—"I'd
love to, but the boss is very strict."
I A canny Scot telegraphed a pro-
posal of marriage to his sweetheart
back in the country. After waiting all
day at the telegraph office for his re-
ply, he received an affirmative answer
late at night.
"Well, if I were you," said the tele-
graph operator who delivered the
message, "I'd think twice before I
married a girl who kept me waiting so
long for au answer."
"Na, na," he replied. "The lass for
me is the lass who waits for the night
rates."
Nice Quiet Game •
Mrs. Robinson could never take her
husbands golf seriously. She was one
of those•people to whom all games are
a mystery.
One day she accompanied him to
the links and followed -him round,
grumbling all the way. At last he
landed in a btinker, and spent some
time floundering about in the sand.
His wife sat down on the top of the
bunker, opened a novel, and said, quite
affably, "You see, darling, I knew per-
fectly well you could do all your play-
ing in one place if you wanted to.
A man stepped up to a grocer's cigar
counter and bought two ten -cent
cigars. A Scotchman who was wait-
ing to be served pushed forward.
Scotchman—"you sell those cigars
three for a quarter, don't you?"
Grocer—"Yes.
Scotchman—"Well, here's a nickel,
I'Il take the other one."
Jerry --"So your grandpa has a very
bad case of hay fever?"
Larry — "He sure has. He even
sneezes every time he passes a grass
widow."
Old Ragson Tatters from Brushville
says: "There are two kinds of people,
good and bad, The classifying is usual-
ly done by the good."
The following fish story is going the
rounds: A man vows that riot long
PINNED TO BED BV LUMBAGO
Scarcely Moved for Weeks
Thanks .Kruschen for
Return to Fitness
Acting on his principle of "when you
know a good thing tell your ;friends
about it," a man who has had very bad
lumbago writes as follows:—
I suffered from lumbago in my back,
and for weeks could scarcely move in
bed. I had treatment, but it did not
ease the pain very much. A friend
Bald, 'Why man! Why not take Iirus-
then Salts? Take them every morn -
Pig, and you'll find you will get relief
from that awful pain in your back.' So
have taken them every morning.
This is the second bottle I have had,
and I am in fit condition for my work
again—thanks to the Kruschen. I will
urely tell my friends about Kruschen
lfialts. I will never be the
without m
In my house."—C. B.
Why is it that lumbago, backache,
!rheumatism and indigestion all yield
so swiftly to Kruschen Salts? What
le the secret of Krliscben`s effective
Bess against the whole army of com-
mon complaints?
The secret is an open one. It Is re-
vealed In the ahalysis on the bottle—
for physicians and everyone else to
see. Six vital mineral salts. That is
the secret. The identical six salts that
Nature. ordains for your bodily .well-
being. Each of these six salts has an
action of its own. Where one cannot
penetrate another can — and does.
Stomach, liver, kidneys and digestive
tract are all benefitted and toned up
to a topnotch condition of efficiency.
Iirusclreli Salts is obtainable at all
Drug stores at 45e. and 75c. per bottle.
All packages now con-
tain more tobacco;
It Pays t0 "Roll Your Own"wjth 1
Turret Fine Cum
Imperial Tobacco Company of Canada, Limited
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• 1—Digger
6—Boxed
11—Mother of Dionysos
12—Lessened
14—Outer garment
15—Worked hard
17—Note of scale
18—Blackbird
19—Active
20—Cask
21—French article
22—Follower of Arius
23—Withered
24—Hauled
26—Beads carefully
27—To praise
28—Sullen
29—Onion-like herb
31—Old war ship
34—Affection
85—Meat
36—Exclamation
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37—Number
38—To lift •
39—Hindu weight
40—Compass point
41—Compacted fabrics
42—Otherwise
43—Discovery
45—Begrudged
47—Rows
48—Wanders
Vertical
1—More miserly
2—Body of Kafir
warriors
3—By birth
4—Spanish article
5—Answered
u-11loan d of atones
7—To aid
8—Sorrowful
0—French conjunction
10—Of modest demeanor
More tabaccp•, for he
sagne money: and
Poke-�ds:.�o.
Yes! The price of Turret Fine
Cut has been reduced so that
you really save money by par.
chasing this finer cigarette
tobacco and buying your own
papers! In every package of
Turret Fine Cut you get more of the same quality tobacco you
have always preferred— the clean, silky cut that will roll a
cooler, more fragrant and more satisfying cigarette every time.
And remember you can get 5 large booklets of "Vogue"
or "Chantecler''' cigarette papers free in exchange for one
complete set of Poker Hands.
It pays to "Roll Your Own" with.
TURRET
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CIGARETTE TOBACCO
SAVE T:N'E POKER HANDS
11—To burn with fluid
13—Eats
16—Heavy meati
19—To debate
20—The earth
22—Century plant
23—Murmur of wind
25—Animate
26—Balance
28—Piece of furniture
29—To shut
30—Trustworthy ,
31—To fly
32—Essays
33—Having grain spikes
35—Drops
3S—To bring up
39—Slender
41—For shame!
42—Character in Uncle
Tom
44—Jumbled type
46—Negative
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ago, while ou a fishing expedition, he
spied a snake which had just caught
a frog. Desiring the frog for bait, he
tried unsuccessfully by prodding and
other means to make the snake re-
lease its prey. Finally he pulled out a
flask and poured a Little liquor in the
snake's mouth. The snake dropped the
frog and slithered away.
Some time later, the fisherman felt
a tug at his trousers, and found' the
snake, looking up expectantly — an-
other and larger frog in his mouth.
First Friend—"I wonder who Invent-
ed work, anyway?"
Second Friend—"You should worry.
You'll never infringe on his patent."
poimmoompumo
Its a good thing Romeo lived when
he did, else he would have to' learn
the saxophone and how t&. croon.
"Cities to Get a Break," says .b
newspaper headline. It's a well-known
fact that a good many of them are al-
most or totally broke.
Canada's greatest industry is pulp
and paper manufacturing. The. Do-
minion exports more pulp and paper
than all other countries in the world
combined,
Back Trimming on
Latest Paris Creations
What are you really doing about
the fashion of going instead of com-
ing this year? Of all styles, this one
is the most fun. No matter what
you planned to put on the front of
your outfit—don't do it! Hang It on
the back Instead. This makes it
possible to turn your back on the
entire world, if you wish. Main-
hocher made a stunning long suit in
black wool with metallic blouse and
basque jacket with not a sign of fur
in front, but the entire back of leop-
ard like a waistcoat. Vionnet throws
her influence to the back in cowl'
drapes like the monks wear, and Au-
gustabernard, inserted panels of color!
down the back. -Even hats are roll-
ing away from the face and joining
the "flung -back" movements of new I
styles, which remands that we must
be constantly going instead of com-
ing if we want our elothes noticed.
"Left to itself, without advertising
and selling, the public drops into an
animal -like existence, content with a
leaky roof, unwholesome food and rags
for clothing."—Roger W. Babson.
HELP FOR TIRED WIVES
Take Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Wives ate tired during these bard
times. They are the ones who must bear
the burdens of the famlty. When the
husband cones borne with !leas money to
his pay envelope ... it b the wife who
must struggle along and make the beet
of things.
1f you are tired ... worn out ..
nervous; try Lydia E. Plnkham'e Vegeta..
ble Compound. What you need is a tonic
that will give yob the strength to calix
on.
98 out of every 100 women who report
to us say that they aro benefited by this
medicine Huya bottle from your drug.
trooD1t4.
COLDS THAT
HANG ON
Coughs'that rack the
whole system --
there's a job for
SCOTT'S
EMULSION OF
CLOD LIVER OIL
13-33
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RICH IN VITAMINS
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Ancient Printing Press
Still at Work
The oldest printing firm in the
world is undoubtedly the house of
Guasp at Palma oil the island of
Majorca, off the coast of Spain,
which has been presided over by 10
generations of the Guasp family. It
was established in 1579, at a time
when Spain dominated the world
and prior to that time Gabriel Guasp
had 'been a bookseller, but he decided
to branch into the printing business
and the old press which be started
with is still standing and in daily
use. It is built. of solid timbers, of
rather cumbersome appearance and
slow operation. As a matter of fact
the act of making the impression
depends largely upon the strength of
the pressman. After inking the form
he braces himself against a stand
on the floor and pulling over a heavy
lever brings a heavy block down to
cover the type.
A farmer in the Middle west not
receiving satisfactory returns from
his crops, has turned his land into
a game preserve and is specializing
in ring-necked pheasants. He is find-
ing a ready sale for these to conser-
vation departments and hunting es-
tates.
ARE YOU TROUBLED
WITH NERVES?
Do you find it hard to go to sleep at
eight? Duou feel poorly rested in the
morning, "jumpy" all day, and "rag-
ged" by evening?
Then take Wincarnis. fiere's a delic-
ious
elio-ious wine, not a drug, that soothes
nerves as nothing else can; that helps
you quickly to sleep and floods your
whole being with vibrant new energy.
Wincarnls brings you all the valuable
elements of grapes oonshined with
the
highest grade beef and
malt extract. Almost as soon as you
begin taking Wincarnis, you feel
wonderfully better. This is because
Wincarnis enriches your blood, soothes
your nerves and create' lasting re-
serves of strength and energy.
Over 20,000 medical men have proved
in practice the value of Wincarnis
in cases of Jumpy nerves. insomnia,
anaemia, debility and general indispo-
sition. Get Wincarnis from your drug-
gist. --Sales Agents: Harold 11. Ritchie
& Co. Ltd.. Toronto. to
OFF COLOUR?
HOW IS YOUR LIVER?
Wake up your Liver Bile
"—Withoni Calomel
Your tiver's a very email organ, but it eel+
'fainly can putyour digestive and eliminative
organs out of kilter, by refusing to pour out its
daily two pounds 01 liquid bile into your bowels
You won't completely correct such Is condition
by taking salts, oil, mineral water, laxative candy
or chewing gun,, or roughage. 'When„tbey!ve
moved your bowels they're through—and yop
need aliver stimulant,
Carter's Little Liver Pills (vitt noon bring back
the sunehinginto your life. They're purely vest -
table. Sade. bure. Ask for them by name Refire.
anlutitutAa
2J, of 01 druaelet. itlt
Classified Advertising
rARMS WANTED.
REVENUE PRODUCING PROPER-
T1DS exchanged for eouipped farms.
Write John Stark & Co., 333 Eglinton
West, Toronto.
PATENTS.
AN OFFER TO EVERY INVENTOR.
List of wants inventions and full
information sent free. The Ramsay 00m-
pany, World Patent Attorneys, 2'3 Bank
Street, Ottawa, Canada.
BONDS AND CUR8,ENCXES WANTBD.
IMPERIAL RUSSIAN AND GERMAN
1 Government bonds and currencies
wanted; previous prices are doubled.
David Davis, 137 Queen Street West,
Toronto. •
Egotism and mumps are much alike,
except that the swelling shows in dif-
ferent places.
"Civilization is not a natural pro-
duct, but the result of innumerable
and incessant efforts of humans well -
directed by human intelligence."—.
Aldous Huxley.
Ho Cold is a Fixture ur°e with
E.G. y. ckdeas Mixt.., re
No, sir. No matter how hard and deep-seated
your cough or cold may be, BUCKLEY'S
MIXTURE will conquer it in next to no time.
The very first dose gets down to business--,
you can feel it doing you good.
Its lightning -fast action amerces everybody
u•Sen they take it for the first time.
11 you, or any metnber of your family, has
n cough, cold, 'Ru or bronchitis, try Buckley's
and be convinced. Refuse substitutes. Buck.
1ey's is sold everywhere. _
Dr. Beacon's Eczema Remedy
lives wonderful results in the treat-
ment of all kinds of Eczema, Ring-
worm, Piles, Itch and other skin dis-
eases. If your Druggist hasn't it in
stock, send 75 cents to
Dr. Geo. Beacom, Listowel, Ont.
At First Signs of Pimples
Use CUTICURA
Anoint with the Ointment. After
five minutes bathe with the Soap.
Soap 25c.
Ointment 25e. and 50e.
STOMACH ACID •
BURNS LIKE FIRE
Sometimes stomach acid makes your
stomach feel like a lake of fire. You
can stop this quickly and get immediate
relief from burning pain, sour amid
stomach and indigestion with a spoon-
ful of Bisurated Magnesia in half a
glass of water. Any drug store has
Bisurated and lust one teaspoonful will
prove how quickly it works.
SKIN BLEMISHES
Vanish Before Physician's
Prescription
Those spots or pimples on your face
—why let them go on tormenting your'
Like millions of others have done, you
can get rid of your akin trouble through
the work of a great physician—
Dr. D. D. Dennis. Dr. Dennis' prescrip-
tion—known in many countries aa
D.D.D. and now manufactured by
Campana's Italian Balm chemists—
avill bring you relief at once, and quick-
ly
uick-l e restore your skin to health, All
druggists sell D.D.D. Trial size, 35c4
Guaranteed to give instant relief of
money refunded. a
DOCTORING YOUR
DAIRY HERD
Cows aren't machines. They can
,{tet sick or hurt. Bat Mioard'a,
Liniment makes it easy to care for
their ills. Mrs. Thos. Bulmer of
Lardo, ILC., found one of her herd'
with a lump in her udder. "I
rubbed it with Minard's Liniment",
;she says, "and it soon got better."
Minard's is best for Cuts, ,Bruises,
Colic, Distemper, etc., and equally
good in stable or in house. Well
named "King' of Pam". ss
NS! Tr N,, 4c—'31
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