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Zurich Herald, 1933-10-12, Page 7BIG MONEY BEING .MAD,' DAILY Buying Season Right Ahead AaEN'rs, who have some worsting capital to handle exclusive territory, 1Waaketing T.AZERI14i"e GAS S,AVEl%S to ear owners, garages, stores, tarn). - ors, etc. This is the only product of its kind on the market, gives MORE MILEAGk:, POWER and PEP. Increasing gasoline prices assure your Mar- ket. Swtad by leading dealers and demand growing daily, Agents now .ufding titeady, Profitable and exclusive business. Inquire for details and territory. LAXERINE GAS SAVERS (Reg.), 372 Bay St,, Toronto OUR CROSS -WORD ` PUZZLE 2 .' --T 10 . . j 5 17 22 26 7 41 4 45 7 riorizontal 1—Constellation 6—Large parrot 11—Large lizard 12—On ship 14—Piece of money 15—Burrowing animals 17 -=-That is (abbr.) 18—Large cask 19—Discovered 20—Goddess of venge- ance 21—Western state (abbr.) , 22 -Biscuits 23 -To state 24—Comparisons 26—Leading actors 27—Beyond 28—Spots 29—Ship officers 31—Scolds 34—Above 35—Puzzle 36—Note of scale 37—Things in law 38—Mulcts 39—Poetic: always 40—Article 41—More delicate 42—Loyal 43—Wolf-like 45—Characteristics 47—Merits 48—To feel Vertical 1—South American rodent 2—To destroy 3—Scottish for John 4—Half an em 5—Ornamental needle- work 6—Men 7—Retired 8—Kin dof lettuce 9—Cooled-lava 10—Author 11—Metrical stress 13—Solid horned rumin- ants 16—Lubricates 19—Shoe bottoms 20—Nautical: cease 22—Stream 23—Plower essence 25—Particles 26—Painful spots 28—Abandons - 29—Ethical 30—Street 31—Part of• skeleton 32—Seditious outbreak 33—Fathers 35—Mourns 33—European 39—Goddess of discord 41—Evergreen 42—Sunburn 44—Parent 46—Note of scale Curious News Notes New York.—Mrs. Warren has quar- relled with the local authority in a New York suburb because they have decreed that as her house is in the re- sidential zone she cannot use it for business premises. She replied by advertising for ar- tists and architects to make her house the ugliest building in the world. A start has been made by painting the house with jazz designs of pink, blue, green and purple. From the front windows Mrs. War- ren has run a network of clothes lines on which she exposes an array of old- fashioned underwear in all the colors of the rainbow. s • * This is a true fish story. John An- derson, a Glasgow holiday-maker at Kinghorn, Fife, felt something solid between his bathing suit and his skin. He investigated. The something was a sole weighing 1 lb. A cow caused a girl to be electro- cuted at Speokkorn, Germany. She was leading the animal when it be- came restive and plunged into an elec- tric power standard. There was a flash, and the girl and the cow were kills!]. a * r In Johannesburg a crocodile has committed suicide. When the cold weather came the zoo officials noticed that Jeanette, the favorite crocodile, became, morose and restive. They pampered her, covered her with blankets, and appliedshot-water bottles. One bitterly cold night she crawled MOTHER OF 13 WITHOUT A WRINKLE v What a rarity]—a woman with a large family and an unlined face. Read this letter she has written:— "I am a woman of 50, have a family of 13 children, and have not a wrinkte on my face. Some time ago I passed through a very severe illness, and re- solved to try Kruschen Salts, and am. a new woman since taking them. I have taken Kruschen for twelve months—not a small dose, but half -a- teaspoonful every morning in a cup of bot water. I think Kruschen gives you a feeling of buoyancy : and youth that nothing else does,"—(Mrs.) E. T. Many minor illnesses, depression and Ivorry--which are the chief causes of wrinkles—are frequently due to the presence in the system of poisons bred by the waste products of digestion. These poisons are the root cause of rheumatism, headaches, kdney trouble and other complaints, which make peo- ple old before their time. It is the un- failing effect of Kruschen Salts to ex- pel these poisons and keep the blood- stream pure. And a rich supply of cure vigorous bloodtheec o g ie secret of youthful vitality --millions of men and woralen have already proved that, Answers to Last. Week Puzzle OEM nun MOOR Ono© n®®�t�tn�nnn nn0 ' nmanfl0 HO MOE= n©©/ DMOOMP A O ULIWAMMEAUM O©fl4 OO M Sof OO �s ©[�10©�f`p�!';1! M MEMO WIEWBOOOOO 0©®0 n00 OEM OEM CM MO!!© A H { out, plunged into her ice-cold swim- ming pool, and was found dead next day. t * s The Russians have thought of a new way of turning a fine day into a wet one. Two balloons are sent into the air, supporting between them- a perforated tube connected with a long hose, which descends to the ground.• Water is forced through the,hose, and the ,bal- loons are slowly towed along as they "rain on the crops beneath.' e e A cave full of skeletons which con- firms the story of an old Serbian folk - song has been discovered in the hills near Belgrade. The story tells of a band of. Serbs who took refuge in a cave frim a Turkish invasion. The Turks found them, but dare not enter the narrow mouth of the cavern. So they piled the entrance with wet' straw, set fire to it, and the imprisoned Serbs aied of suffocation. An engine of only one -cat power, if kept running all the time, is moreef- fective than one of several hundred horsepower standing still. From the Waste Basket Many a girl takes a 4 carat husband to get a 2 -carat ring. You have to season your owls soup; nobody can do it to your taste; but be careful and not use too much pepper. There are styles in love making too—and this seems to be the era of long kisses and short romances. Maybe it was the man who married for money who first said: "It is the woman who pays." Virtue is held to be its own reward, yet some people seem to think it reuires a lot of advertising. Married life may be a 50- 50 proposition, but the trick is to find a boy who will meet you half way. One of the reasons why you should never send good money after bad is that it seldom catches up. Nothing ever takes a harderfall out of worry than hard work. A man can usually have the last word if he says it as he bangs the door on his way out. Charity also covers a multitude of sacred concerts. Animosities develop fastest among those who feel their importance keen- est. Another difference between the rich and the poor is that the latter al- ways . know how much they owe. If stupidity were a crime, we'd all spend time in jail. Everybody is entitled to courtesy—even your wife. Mr. Pester—"I wonder why a woman has to change her mind so often." Mrs. Pester—"I suppose it's because the styles in minds change so." Attractive Women on - Scotland Yard Force The three women detectives on the Scotland Yard force are very attrac- tive personally and none yet 30 years of age—hence considerable interest is being manifested in them by the gen- eral _lublic, though little is known about then beyond officialdom. They have been given permanent employ- ment by Lord Trenchard, Commission- er of Metropolitan Police, as plain- elothes detectives in London's West End. Two of then are dark-haired, the third is a blonde: For the past year they have undergone almost as rigor- ous a training as the male detectives. They_are familiar with every branch of crime work—even to taking finger- prints and assuming disguises. If you met one in Piccadilly you could not say: "I bet that's a woman detective." She might be dressed exactly like the host of fashionable shoppers who throng the showrooms and stores, even to the lipstick. On the next encounter she might be an efficient, permanent -waved typist hurrying to the office. They have been able to trace the rendezvous of women • criminals in London's underworld, and as 'a result more than one gang of jewel thieves has been broken up. A friend is one who is an intelligent and patient listener. Personally there is no one for whom we have a warmer affection than the experts who say fallen leaves make good fertilizer for .a lawn. Customer (in store) — "Won't you take off something for cash?" Salesgirl—"Sir!" "When we were first married I used to waken my husband with a kiss every- morning." "And now?" "He's bought himself an • alarm clock." ' Rustic Bridegroom (after the wed- ding breakfast)—"Well thanks for all yer good wishes. I'm startin' married life with a dozen fine heifers and Sarah; if I can't make a do with that lot, I don't deserve tn." "How much are your peaches?" "Penny each, lady." "I'11 have one, please." "Givin' a party?" Sallyforth—"I—I can't find words to express my indignation," Horseradish—"Then why get wild when I say you are ignorant?" Bride (at ball game)—"Who is the man in the blue coat, darling?" Groom—"That's the umpire, dear." • Bride—"Why does he wear that funny wire over his face?" Groom—"To keep from biting the ball players, precious." One answer given as the reason for hard times was: "A period when peo- ple stop feeding. the cow and wonder why she gives less milk." Some mer- chants are that way with advertising and their business. Chivalry—the behavior of a man to- wards a strange woman, Girl (to her sweetie)—"What have you there?" Her Sweetie—"Some insect powder." Girl—"Good heavens! You aren't going to commit suicide?" Whether its marriage or business, patience is the first rule of success. Prosperity deceives, adversity in- structs. The bow lamp of business adversity is courage—the street lamp Is .common sense. PROTECT YOUR CHILD If the children gained health and strength through the summer SCOTT'S EMULSION will help them keep well through the winter. T4-33 p azor lades F EE with POKER HA IA DS You can get these five keen, well -honed safety razor blades (fit any Gillette -type razor), Given free Air just one complete set of Turret Poker Hands . , any man would appreciate such a gift! 1V1ild, yet sweet and full of flavour—Turret Fine Cut is a particular favourite with men who "roll their own," A 20 cent package of this mellow Virginia Tobacco will make at least 50 cigarettes ... in it are combined satisfaction and genuine economy. GG 1 " with CIGARETTE TOBACC SAVE. THE POKER HANDS Hudson B . y Ship On Perilous Trip Vessel Making Annual Cruise to the Arctic — Danger From Ice Vancouver.—The twenty-second an- nual Arctic cruise of the Hudson's Bay Company is under way with the departure from this port recently of the S. S. Anyox, Captain B. D, L. Johnson, R,N.R., commanding. Eighteen times Vancouver has welcomed the Arctic ships back. Three did not return.. , Two were caught in the Summer icepack that tremendous area of floating floes that slowly rotates in tidal and air currents around Point Barrow, head- ing, in the Fall, north and west, to join the pack that is anchored for all time near the North Pole, The third ship was kept in the Western Arctic by her owners to distribute supplies, from Herschel Island to ex- treme eastern trading posts. These Arctic adventures com- menced in 1913 with the Ruby, a wooden schooner, with an auxiliary plant of 140 horsepower, The pioneer voyage was arranged by A. Bassett, fur trade inspector for the company. The master was an ex- ' perienced Northern whaler and trad- er. Then, as now, ships bound around Barrow had to adjust their sailing to a period in Summer when balmy Southern winds loosened the polar field from its Winter grip and shoved the icepack out from the land, leaving ice dotted lanes of open water to the wider seas north of Canada. Many Narrow Escapes , More than once a company ship has slipped through the narrowing channel between the pack and the land and seen the ice lock with the shore right under the stern of the speeding vejsel. First to be caught in the ice was the 1914 ves- sel, the MacPherson commanded by a famous Indian trader and Bering Sea sealer, Captain Buckholtz. Ice- bound off the Alaskan coast, she wintered there, and next year was sent to Herschel Island remaining in FiFaree Lips Chen unloved Ione looked like this. Ugly hair on face ...unloved .. . discouraged. Nothing helped. Depilatories. waxes, liquids,..even razors failed. 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The Lady Kindersley, trapped by the icefifild in 1924, wrote a stirring chapter of history of conquest of the Arctic. Commanded! by Cap- tain' Gus Foelmer, who died three months ago, she had made two suc- cessful voyages, but on Aug. 6 1924, was caught just soul: of Point Bar- row. For the rest of the month tb.e master and crew fought to free the ship, • while the wind blew the ice- pack almost opposite the mouth of the Mackenzie River, then west and north toward the Siberian coast. With axes, dynamite and steam the crew managed to keep the vessel in a small lake, but despite their efforts the frost gadually closed .in. Eskimos Saved Crew Rescue ships including the 111- fated Baycliimo, hovered helpless on the edge of the pack. Finally Cap- tain Foelmer gave the order to abandon the ship, with its million - dollar cargo of furs, . The crew started across the (icepack, which was badly broken. They had al- most given up hope of reahing the rescue ships when Eskimos, with sledges and a skin boat, reached then and transported; them t+o safe- ty. The Lady Kindersley has never since been definitely reported al- though there have been rumors that she finally was looted by Siberian natives off the Kolyma River. The Baychimo succeeded the Lady Kindersley until 1931, when. out- bound from the Arctic, she was bad- ly crushed by the icepack south of Point Barrow. Captain Cornwall made camp ashore and lightered practically all the cargo. He re- mained until the ship disappeared. Then another stirring chapter of Arctic history was written by Amer- ican„ airmen, who saved the crew and the whole of the cargo. The Bay- chimo thereafter became a ghost ship. Again and again she appear- ed. Once an Eskimo party reached her but had great difficulty getting bacle -For the past year she has not bean reported. Her mate R. J. Summers, is chief officer of the Anyox, which carries many of her crew. Needs No Latch -Key Ramsay MacDonald, the British Prime Minister, does not have to re- member the latch -key of his Lon&cn home when he goes away for a rest, for No. 10 Downing, Street has none. Efficient attendants are on duty every minute of the day and night and the door swings open as if by magic at the approach of the Prime Minister or his family or any member of the Cabinet. It was only when Lloyd George was Premier that this constant vigilance was instituted. Before that there was a very old method of opening the door from the outside. Near the knocker was a small wooden knob, which few people noticed. By pulling this the latch was raised by means of a piece of string attached to it. Legend has it that No. 10 once had a latch -key, which had to be disposed of because ex -Prime Ministers devel- oped an awkward habit of turning up at odd times of the day and wander- ing about their old residence, greatly the embarrassment of their suc- cessors. es. 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