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Zurich Herald, 1933-08-03, Page 7HAPPY TO BE 136 LBS. Lost 38 lbs.—More to Follow Most women would be alarmed if their weight showed 136 lbs. But not this one, You see she was 174 lbs., and she has found a way to take off that disfiguring overweight. She writes: -"Six months ago, when my weight was 174 lbs., I .started to take Krusohen, and have gradually got down to 136 lbs.—and am still going down. I have not altered my diet at all, and I only take a half -teaspoonful of Kruschen in a glass of hot water every morning. I also and Kruschen .very good for biliousness, from which I used to suffer a great deal. But it liar completely left me now—in fact, I feel a different person, and have only to thank those wonderful Kruschen (salts."—(Mrs.) M. K. Taken every morning, I(ruschen ef- fects a perfectly natural clearance of undigested food substances and all ex- Dessive watery waste matter. 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INSIST ON THE GENUINE OR CONSTIPATION OUR CROSS -WORD- PUZZLE 13 17 14 X18 35 3" 47 52 313 40 gore mainig Nur 4/ 48 NM Horizontal 1—To remain 5—Cunning 8—Sorrows 12—Ripped. 13—Part of shoe 14 -Otherwise 15—Large animal 16—Active 18—Portuguese title 19—Pronoun 20—Sharp 21—Negative 23—Musical note 24—To restore 26—Border 28—Roof edges 29—To hasten 30—Man's name 32—To boil 33 -Obscure 34—To navigate 35—Japanese coin 36—To plunge 37—Ball 56 3S—Neat 40—Sensed 41—Article 43—French for "and" 44—Regulation 45—By 47—To cut 49 --To tease 61—Wing-like part 52 -L -State of ascendancy 65—Food starch 56—Some 57—Minerals Vertical 1—To dam 2—To endure 3—Boat - 4—Old pronoun 5—To spread 6—Part of body 7—Affirmative 8—Pronoun 9—Ancient 10—Secret 11—Prefix: half 16—Insects • 57 AIM INN 17—part of leg 20—Was aware 22—Conjunction 25—Happening 26 Energy 27—Large 28—Worm 29—Part of body 31—Beverage 33—To delve 84—Transaction 36—The same' 37—River mouth 39—Note of scale 40—Humorous 41—European mountains 42—Girl's name 44—Disaster 45—Medicinal herb 46—Sunburns 48—Wooden pin- 50—Vessel for consecrated wine 51—Atmosphere 53—To act 54—Forward Famous People Receive Scant Attention in Berlin Yon may. be famous all the world over but the man -in -the -street in Ber- lin will not know you. A Berlin newspaper recently con- ducted a questionairc in which it showed sixteen photographs of fam- ous men to thirteen people, a bus conductor, a shopgirl, cabinet maker, telephone girl, grocer, cook, book- keeper, taxi driver, barmaid, travel- ler, school boy, farm hand, and a waiter. Only two of the thirteen recog- nized one of the most photographed men in the world—George Bernard Shaw. Dr. Freud and Mme. Curie were not recognized at all. Only five recognized Mr. Ramsay MacDonald. Others described him as the "American President," "Am- erican Ambassador," "the French Minister," and "a French politician." John D. Rockefeller and Professor Piccard were the best known of the non -German characters, only two failing to identify Rockefeller and only one, Piccard. Professor Einstein went unrecog- nized by ten of the thirteen. The; waiter thought he was "a famous i surgeon who worked with monkey glands," and the bookkeeper thoughts he was, "some sort of poet." And "Hasn't he got something to do with Heaven?" asked the taxi -drive". Stalin and Dr. Steinach, the re- juvenation expert, were recognized by five of the thirteen. F Leven re- cognized Gerhart Hauptman, the famous German poet and playwright. The telephone girl had the, best score with eleven correct identifica- tions; the taxi driver had ten, and the waiter and the conductor were next with nine. The barmaid was lowest with ree identi@cations. She knew Rockefel- ler, remarking, "I'd like to have his money," and Professor Piccard whom she described as the "gondola Fritz." But she thought Gerhart Hauptman was an operetta composer, and Selma Lagerlof, the novelist, the "woman who sings on the wireless:" Together Mrs. A.: "There ought to be a special place lu Heaven for ministers' wives." - "Perhaps you're right," responded Mrs. B„ the minister's wife, "but I would niuoh rather go with my hus- band." --The Forester. :.aumcxvssv:a w.- l &igh School hoards and Boards of Madan Are authorized by law to establish INDUSTRIAL, TECHNICAL AND ART SCHOOLS With the approval of the Minister of Education DAY AND EVENING CLASSES niay be conducted In accordance with the regulations tuned by the Department of Education. THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL INSTRUCTION le given In various trades. The schools and classes ars under the direction of AN ADVISORY COMMITTEE, Application for attendance should be made to the Principal • of the school, COMMERCIAL SUBJECTS, MANUAL. 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