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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1933-07-13, Page 7BONDED TRUST CERTIFICATES Present quoted price $10.00 per • unit yield 12.2% per annum WRITE FOR INFORMATION BONDED CORPORATION LIMITED MONTREAL - TORQNTO QUEBEC OUR CROSS -WORD PUZZLE 1 4 12 5 6 7 8 13 9 10 11 14 15 16 17 18 19 Z20 21 '%%/ 22 23 0 24 25 26 7 28 ' 29 30 r 31 , 32 33 34 35 36 37 3`i/ 39 4 4' ...._4„,1 48 49 • HoriizontaI 1 -Animal fat 6—Boss of shield 9—Age 12—Sailors' patron saint 13—Lord 14—Tribe of Israel 15—By 16—Faucets 18—Offer 20—Pronoun 22—Net 24—To surfeit 27—Persian poet 29—To peruse 31—Biological division 82—Tended 34r—To fall in drops 36—New England state (abbr.) 37—Expresses 89—Imaginings 41—French for "the" 42—To cheat 44—Weight of gems (variant) 68 45=Everyone 47—Idols 49—Fits up 50—Hindu peasant 52—Ornamental brick 54—Note of scale 55—Digit 57—Musical piece 69—Eastern state (abbr. "61—Pronoun .63—Slang: failure 65—Poker stake 67—Worm 68—Prevailing style 69—Confusion Vertical 1—Body of water 2—At last 3—Type unit 4—Child 5—Pullman berth 6—Confused 7—To exist 8—Globe 9—Norse Poems 10—Sun god 69 11—Article 17—Part of "to be" 19—Exists 21—Small pie 23—Difficult 25—Noisy women 26—Has being 27—By actual sight ) 28—Coarse grass 30—Dagger 33—Medicine 35—Fruit 38—Pip 40—Seed covering 43—American inventor 46—Genus of water lily 48—Incline 51—Toward 53—SrThJsh article 56—Newt 68—Lout 60—Affirmative 61—Old pronoun 62—Mouth 64—Behold! 66—Greek letter Amusing Anecdotes Of the Famous D. H. Lawrence Tales—Rem- iniscences of a Grand Duke The surest way to win the regard Df D. H. Lawrence, the novelist, says !german Douglas, was to make him ?'suffer small losses" such as—paying for drinks. Once, when they met in Italy, Douglas — accompanied by a friend—put his theory into practice Ind "induced" Lawrence to pay for the whiskies -and -sodas the occasion 'called for. "There must have been something wrong, however, with my theory," 'chuckles Douglas (in his "autobiogra- hical excursion," "Looking Back"), i'for not long afterwards he played . much better trick on us." Lawrence and hswife were leaving ftaly for Germany that afternoon and had invited Douglas and his friend 10 a farewell luncheon at a restaurant. Knowing that the Lawrences were hot overburdened with cash, Douglas ordered the simplest of dishes, as did his friend. Not so Lawrence. Nothing lin the menu satisfied him. He wasn't hungry! At 'last he thought he could Manage some fish. But no ordinary ash with its ten thousand trouble- tome bones. "Then the manager himself appear - id, bearing an enormous tray in his .ms," relates Douglas. "On it lay a Ole, a single sole, a monster, one of be largest I ever saw in Italy. He jet it down c9remoniously and ob- ►erved 'This, gentlemen, Is no fish. • It is 1 museum -piece. It is a wonder. Lucky the client who gets it.'" Lawrence fell in love with the mu - loam -piece and ordered it. Douglas thought: "That's going to Answers to Last Week Puzzle ©OB ©nni Onnn MU MOB BOBB MODUMMUOR ONUENTRIOUR ©OY MEI B ®©®© QM©E BMI XI©©0® MENEUMEROMMO ©0 w„ ©EVIE BW�O©B IWAMMIWZIO UMMB ®B©BB 0©AD©noMO ©Rr! OU R B BORA© DOB MERE OEM e A BB cost him 50 or 60 francs. Wel , it was no affair of mine; this was Lawrence's luncheon; let him do as he pleases!" The sole was long in cooking Law- rence fumed and continually looked at his watch. Was that wretched fish never coming? At last it arrived, and Lawrence and his wife devoured what they could with "irroverential haste." Lawrence glanced at his watch: "Good God! We're just in the nick of time. Hurry up! I can't pay now, because I've only got a few coppers and a 500 franc note which they'll never be able to change; we must settle up later," Out of the restaurant he dashed, followed by his wife, and Douglas, and his friend. Into two taxis they piled —husband and wife separated. Ar- rived at the station, Lawrence still had only the 500 franc note and the coppers, so the taxi fares an tips to porters were paid by Douglas and his friend. The Lawrences caught their train. As it pulled out of the station, with D.H. comfortable in a corner seat, says Douglas, "I thought to detect—it may have been imagina- tionon my part—the phantom of a smile creeping over his wan face." "On our way home we also settled up the combined luncheon bill; it am- ounted to little less than hundred francs for which we have not yet been reimbursed," adds Douglas. Try a TESTED Medicine On November 16, 1932, in s. doctor's )flice in a Canadian city, a woman was iaiven a blood test. It showed a low aenioglobin content and such a low Dontent of red corpuscles that the case Was decidedly one of anaemia. The physician who made the test )knew the formula of Dr. Williams' ink Pills and the patient was instruct - 'ad to take two of them after each eal, On December 16, one month after the first test, the haemoglobin had increased from 68 to 75 per cent., 'tuff. the red corpuscles froth 2,880,000 to 2,944,000. The patient had more color and felt better. In two months more the haemoglobin increased to 85•per cent., and the blood count to 4,400,000. The patient feels better, stronger, and more energetic every day. If you are pale, tire easily and lack "pep," start right now to build up your haemoglobin with Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, the clinically tested medicine for anaemic conditions. 'You'll feel a different person in thirty days. The pills are sold by all druggists,fifty cents a box, This happened to the Grand puke Alexander of Russia in Los Angeles --I be relates it In "Always a Grand Duke": "Sy, what's your name, anyway?" asked a gentleman seated next to me at a luncheon during the course of which I had been addressed in turn as "Your Highness," "Excellency," and "Monseigneur." "My name is Alexander." "Alexander what?" "Alexander nothing, just Alexander," "Now, listen," he said impatiently; "let's get this matter straight. Didn't you folks have a last name of some description?" T confessed, (chuckles the Grand Duke) that there was a last name in our family but that a well-established custom precluded our being.addressed by that name. In order to make my- self thoroughly understood I pointed. out that while the intimate friends. of the Prince of Wales may call him "David" or Edward," he has never. been referred to as "Mr, Windsor." My neighbor shook he head dubi- ously and remained silent fora while, "Now then,' he exclaimed suddenly, "let's suppose for argument's sake that my name is Johnny Walker, Would I be introduced to you as Mr. Johnny or as Mr. Walker?" "You would be introduced to me as Mr. Walker, to be sure, but had that been my name I should have been introduced to you as Grand Duke Johnny." "That settles it," gloomily. "you win." Doctor Francis L. Patton, for four- teen years president of Princeton Uni- versity—who passed on recently—had a faculty for extracting whimsical hu- mor out of the common -places in life, says Alfred Pearce Dennis, an old Princetonian (in "Gods and Little Fishes.") "Dr. Patton," inquired a student, "how do you reconcile Biblical con- tradictions such as this—we are told in one chapter to answer a fool ac- cording to his folly, and in another to answer not a fool according to his folly." "The seeming contradiction is ex- plained," said Dr. Patton, with a twinkle in his eye, "by the existence in this world of two kinds of fools, one type you may argue with, another you may not." When a student on the back row in- terrupted Dr. Patton during a lecture by shouting: "Please speak a little louder, Doc- tor, we can't understand you back here." "That's because you sit too far back, intellectually," he countered. Dr. Patton was the immediate pre- decessor of Woodrow Wilson as head of Princeton University and was liv- ing in Bermuda at the time of his death. he admitted EXCESS FAT RUINING HER HEALTH Better After Losing 14 lbs. There are a number of bodily ail- ments that are apt to arise in over- weight men and women, and if excess fat is reduced in the right way, very often improved health follows—as it did with this woman:— "I used to have a great deal of fat that seemed to nearly stop me breath- ing, especially when I knelt down to do any housework, or was walking up a hill. I would simply have to fight for my breath for about 20 minutes. But now that has all gone, thanks to Kruschen. I have lost 14 lbs. in weight, and am able to got about in comfort. I can work all day and not feel tired. I feel so fnuch better, and am so pleased to have lost some of the fat that was steadily gaining ground with me,and ruining my general health."—(Miss) A. K. There are six vital mineral salts in Kruschen. These salts combat the cause of fat by ,assisting the internal organs to perform their functions pro- perly—to throw off each day those waste products and poisons which, if allowed to accumulate, will be con- verted by the body's chemistry into fatty tissue, Unlike ordinary aperi- ents, Kruschen does not confine its action to a single part of the system. Its tonic effects extend to every organ, gland, nerve and vein. Four Perfect Bridge Hands Were Dealt Four perfect bridge hands were held by players in Excelsior Springs, Mo., in a recent game. Thirteen spades, thirteen hearts, thirteen diamonds and thirteen clubs. The cards were dealt on the up and up and the players, on receiving such etraordinary hands :forgot to play and started asking "what car I do with a hand :ike this?" Mrs. Risley, ane of the players, im- n:•ediately on looking at her cards, ask- ed for a headache tablet. Nail polishes are now made in Am- erica in very many shades, including jade green, bronze, amethyst, gold, and sapphire blue, so that practically any evening toilet can be matched. For black or white dresses white polisb is recommended. By manipulating the string, Chinese experts can make the 'tails of their 'bites form letters in the air, Ibroto For Five Complete. Sets or Poker Hands You can obtain a pair of first quality Ladies' pure thread Silk Stockings, 45 gauge. Combined with excellent wearing qualities, these Stockings have the dull, sheer appearance which is so de. sirable, and they are obtainable in the latest shades. Sizes 8%, 9,9%,10. There is genuine economy in roll- ing your own with Turret fine cut, as you can make more than 50 cigarettes from a 20c. package. t pays to e� ell Your Own" With TURR FINE CUT CIGARETTE TOBACCO SAVE THE POKER HANDS Imperial Tobacco Company of Canada, Limited ...SMILES.. • • It takes no special training to learn how to nurse a grievance. ' If some folks tried to swallow their pride they'd choke to death. You can't tell by their haircuts which is the head of the family. One objection to grade crossings Is that express trains won't wait. Every day somebody discovers a new way to make a fool of himself. Luxuries are things which we can't afford and buy anyhow. A little starvation now and then will relieve most diabetic men. 'We believe that a man has to be raised to it to enjoy loafing. About the surest way to get a job is to be rich and not need it. Education seems to pay most body but the educators. Many a man is a hero to himself without having to work hard at it. every - The hand that rocks the roadster is the hand that wrecks the world. • It's all right to put all your eggs in one basket if they're bad eggs. Some homes have many closets and some don't accumulate so much junk, No man ever is too busy to listen to the caller who comes to praise. This is a free country, but most of the seats are already taken. If you're right inside, you can stand anything from the outside. Rescued—"Sir, you have saved my IL's. I would gladly give you $5, but I have only a $10 bill." Rescuer—"That's all right. Jump in again." Age of Specialization Customer—"Oh, waiter, what time is it?" Waiter—"Sorry, sir, this is not my table." In the Alps Climber—"But what if the rope breaks?" Guide—"Now, don't worry about that., I've plenty more at home." The modern boy's idea of sport is to spend his days trying to break par golf, and his evenings trying to break some girl's heart. It's Up To You Laugh a little—sing a little, As you go your way. Work a little—play a little— Do this every day. Give a little—take a little— Never mind a frown. Make your smile a welcome thing All around the town, Laugh a little—love .a little— Skies are always blue. Every cloud has a silver lining, But it's up to you. Boss—"You ask high wages for a man of no experience." Applicant—"But it is sb much hard- er work 'Mien you don't know anything about it." We have a "hunch" that the cham- pions of "civil liberties" might get far- ther if they were a bit more civil while exercising their liberties, It s possible to buy most any kind of insurance policy except one which guarantees a satisfied conscience. You have to formulate that kind of policy yourself. Friend—"Have you seen much ser- vice in the navy, young man?" Tar—"Service? I haven't seen any. Why, I even have to wash my own clothes." My Philosophy Better never trouble trouble, Until trouble troubles you; For you're sure to make your trouble Double -trouble if you do: And the trouble—like s bubble— You are troubling about, May b'e nothing but a eyphor With the rim rubbed out. Better never cross your bridges Till your bridges come in view; For you're sure to lose your labor Crossing bridges, if you do: And the bridges or the ridges ` You are worrying about, May be nothing but a cypher With the rim rubbed out. Better never spread a scandal Till you know the story's true; For you're euro to lose your labor bors Needless trouble if you do; And the matter of the chatter You are scattering about, May be nothing but a cypher With the rim rubbed out. Better do to everybody What you'd have them do to you; Just to do so, says the Master, "Is the law and prophets too": Other rules and regulations People talk so much about, May be nothing but a cypher With the rim rubbed out. —David Keppel, in Christian Advocate, Iraq TO increase Its Air Strength Bagdad.—Iraq is now occupied in in- creasing its military and civil air strength. In addition to the Royal Air Force airdromes provided for un- der the Anglo-Iragian treatythroughout the county, the government is contem- plaing setting up civil airports. Iraq's air fleet is still small, with only twenty-three machines in the whole force. A number of Iraglan aviators are now going through courses of instruction after having had preliminary tuition in England. The military airplane strength is to be increased under new budgetary ap- propriations. The first civil airport in Iraq was opened recently by King Feisal. It took fifteen months to build and cont 17,000 dinars, or about $70,000. The airport, which is outside Bagdad, em- bodies all modern principles of con- struction and has offices, waiting rooms and other accommodations in addition to it hangars. Bagdad is now the junction of four airway lines. Civil flying first com- menced over Iraq in 1927, when the British Imperial Airways started the London -Karachi -Bombay service. The Royal Dutch Air Line, plying between Amsterdam and the Dutch East Indies, was next to follow suit. Then came the French Air -Orient with its Indo- China route, and finally the German Junkers Corporation. A local company is being formed to carry interurban air mail within Iraq. The great distances between desert towns and oases make such a service valuable. Airports are planned for Basra, the Iragian port on the Persian Gulf, and Mosul, the centre of the oil- fields district. The Iraq Petroleum Company, exploitiug the Kirkuk area, is planning to have its own air fleet to supervise the pipe lino between Mosul and Haifa and Tripoli. The world's total of unmarried wo- men has now been estimated at more than 300,000,00.0. Classified Advertising GOVERNMENT APPROVED CHIMES. II/ p SIRED GOVEP \'HENT .O • Y . Approved Chicks from blood tested breeders, Leghorns, .06$c; Barred Rocks, White Rocks, Wyandottes, .0650. Started chicks ten days old, .02o more. 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IT'S LIVER THAT MAKES YOU FEEL SO WRETCHED Wake up your Liver Bile —No Calomel necessary For you to feel healthy and happy your liver must pour two pounds of liquid bile into your bowels, every day. Without that bile, trouble starts. Poor digestion. Slow elimination. Poisons in the body. General wretchedness. How can you expect to olear up a situation like this completely with mere bowel -moving salts, oil, mineral water, laxative candy or chewing $um, or roughage? They don't wake up your fiver. You need Carter's Little Liver Pills. Purely vegetable. Safe. Quick and sure results. Ask for thorn by name, Refuse substitutes. 25e. at all druggists. 54 STIFFNESS Plenty of Minard'e well rubbed in soon sets you right. Bathe the Bare part with warm water before you start. You'll soon limber up 1 When Your Daughter Comes toW onfanhood Give Her Lydia E. Pinkhanx'a Vegetable Cornpound Most girls in their teens need a tonic and regulator. Give your daughter Lydia E. Pinkhaxn'ir Vegetable Compound for the next few months. Teach her how to guard her health at this critical time. When she is a happy, healthy wife and Mother she will thaxd you. ISSUE No. 27---'3.1