HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1933-04-13, Page 7HER FAT MS A
BURDEN
Now She is Quite Slender
iflere Is another case where the trim,
Blinn figure of youth has displaced the
coarse, fat outline of middle -age. It
i5 a housekeeper writing. She says: -
"I cannot say what weight 1 was,
but I was very fat a burden to my-
self. I have taken three bottles of
Kruschen Salts and now I an quite
!Bender. I am 66 turned and people
take me for 40. I am more than proud
of myself. You can take it from me
that every word of this is true. I took
a teaspoonful in hot water every morn-
ing till I used three bottles. Now I
only take half a teaspoonful each
morning. I cannot recommend the
Iruschen Salts enough, for they are
worth their weight in gold," -(Mrs,)
A. H.
For generations, wealthy over -weight
people have been,visiting those Euro-
pean Spas whose waters arerecog-
nized for their reducing effect. It is
Balled "taking the cure." Now the
formula of Kruschen represents the
ingredient salts of the mineral waters
from those far-famed Spas. These
Cults combat the cause of fat by assist-
ing the internal organs to perform
their functions properly -to throw off
each day those waste products and
poisons which, if allowed to accumu-
late,
ccumulate, will be converted by the body's
chemistry into fatty tissue.
Shorts
Golfballs were .first made with horse -
Aide cases stuffed with feathers.
Providing policemen to do duty at
Piccadilly Circus costs $50,000 a year.
Frowning causes wrinkles, because
it brings into play some fifty muscles
of the face.
Pilfering is said to have caused the
South Wales coal industry a loss of
11,250,000 last year.
London has 155,000 lonely people, of
both sexes, mostly living in homes
Consisting of one room.
Cobra venom is only fatal if inject-
ed into the blood stream; it is quite
harmless when swallowed.
- Register office marriages grow more
popular in the Unite.' Kingdom every
year. There were W0,000 such unions
In 1932.
For more than ten years Rutland,
England's smallest county, has had no
civil cases or prisoners for trial at her
assizes.
Rheumatism is responsible for 45,000
deaths a year in Gt. Britain.
Printed weather forecasts for the
next twenty-four hours will be sup-
plied by automatic machines to be in-
stalled in Frankfurt, Germany.
In an up-to-date factory, shoes go
through as many as 120 different oper-
ations, and are worked on or handled
by as many different people.
Five of the Church of Englapd
bishops are bachelors. They are the
Bishops of. London, Winchester, Ox-
ford, Salisbury, and Truro.
Dog licences brought in a revenue
of nearly $500,000 in London alone in a
'recent Year. There are about 8,500,000
dogs altogether in England.
Building societies are estimated to
yhave provided £200,000,000 during the
fast twenty years to build houses in
London and the south of England,
Gt. Britain's food supply is getting
safer, Out of some 136,000 samples
tested last year by analysts, only 4,6
Per cent. were shown to be below
'standard or adulterated.
So great is the increase of the num-
ber of bison in the official game sanct-
nary in Canada, that 1,200 of these
animals were recently slaughtered
and their flesh sold for food.
Supplies for London's Post Office
are bought in enormous quantities,
last year's purchases including 500,000
'yards of cloth for uniforms, etc., 1,000,=
000 yards of canvas for mailbags, and
900 tons of string.
Turkish Chief Displeased
At Deputy's Arabic Name
Adana, Turkey. -Turks living along
the path of Mustapha Kemal's whirl -
.Wind personal inspection trip of the
ct,untry have learned an answer to
Shakespeare's query anent names.
The Ghazi's trip was fundamentally
an economic survey, but be did not
forget his passion for making all
things Turkish.
Meeting the Adana deputy, Zanrir
Bey, here, Kemal told him that he
didn't like the Arabic sound of his
n4tn1e and bade him change it at once
to the Turkish form of hamar Bey,
t Zanrir ran with his birth certificate
ie the City Hall and came back Damar.
Advertising Attracts
Tourists to Wales
illancludno, Wales. -- LIandudno
Town Improvement Association is co-
operating with the Colwyn Bay Ad-
vertising Association in a, campaign
to advert' e' • e their h ii a 'o
minuni
ties joint-
ly In the press and other mediums.
. The decision follows a recent an-
nouncement by the 'Portntadoo ToWn
lAdverticing Association that `press
itdveitising schemes sponsored by the
N'drth Wales Board and 'tbe Cambrian
;:>trveeorts .A.ssoeiation . had increased
Portma:4oess visitors last year by 20,
per cent1 over the previous year.
..SMILES. e U
You know, of course, that due to
economio conditions, the Mississippi
river has for some time past been run-
ning only twice a week, and now It is
rumored that because of the falling off.
in marriage licenses, Nagana Falls will
be shut clown until business picks up,
Shy One -"I think marriages are
made in Heaven, don't you?"
Impatient One -"Well, If all men
took as long to propose as you do,
most of them would ha --e to be."
Last Summer, Ole and Jens, who are
novices at the game, went fishing,
Strangely enough, they happened to
hit a good spot and hauled in quite a
bunch of whoppers.
Ole (as they proceeded to pull up
the anchor) -"By yee, das fine fishing
hole -las mark das place ant comb
back to -morrow."
Then as they neared the shore, Ole
asked:
Ole -"Did you mark das place where
y -e caught close fish?"
Jens -"Your bet. Ay poot cross
mark on da dide da boat."
Ole -"Well, liukhead, how do you
know we'll get das same boat to-mor-
Ttereach the heart of others, speak
and act from your own.
Our private statistician reports that
girls with steady, jobs scored remark-
ably high matrimonially during the re-
cent leap year.
An Englishman, a Scot, and an
Irishman appeared at a police -court
following a night out. Addressing the
Englishman, • the magistrate said:
"How do you feel?"
"Awful, sir."
"Well, take seven days' rest."
And then to the Scot: "How do you
feel?" •
"Grand, sir."
"Seven days to cool your ardour,"
And then to the Irishman: "How do
you feel?"
"Sure, just like a piece of elashtic."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well, I know I'm in for a stretch,
but I don't know the lingth yet."
Teacher -"Just what is wisdom?"
Boy (whose older brother had just
finished a course in medieine)-"I
know. It's information on the brain."
Drunk (optimistically) -"How long
is it gon' to take to buil' that' subway?"
Engineer -"Eight years."
Druzik-"Eight year! (hie) T"ell
with it. I'll take a taxi."
Edith -"Did you see those pink
bloomers we just passed?
Jack (excitedly) -"Where? Where?"
Edith -"In the florist's windows,"
"Dad," said little Tommy, "teacher
told us that the olive branch is the
emblem of peace, What is the ern
blem of war?"
"Orange blossom."
Physicians will testify to the fact
that thousands of their patients, by
indulging an insatiable appetite, have
eaten themselves into an untimely
grave. Perhaps it was this thought
that concerned the old colored woman
in the story. This colored mammy
viewed with misgivings the great
amount of sugar cane being eaten by
her six-year-old grandson. Eventually
she warned the boy: "Chile, ain't Ah
done dol' yo' time an' agin dat youse
eatin' too much cane?, Don't yo'
know,,chile, dat cane killed Abel?"
London Department Store
Has Successful Book Week
London: Harrods, London's lead-
ing department store, had for the
first time, a Book Week this month,
with appearances by leading British
authors and soe American writers.
So great was the rush that all
sales records were broken in the
book department and urgent orders
sent to publishers for further sup-
plies.
"The stiles showed that the pub-
lic Is hungry for books," deelar. ed a
director of the store. "People are
reading more. They are turning to
books as a comfort and recreation
after the hustle and strenuous activi-
ty of the working day,
Gilbert Frankau and Stephen, who
appeared on the opening day, were
kept busy for two hours autograph-
ing copies of their bookie, Other
authors who appeared were Marion.
Oran, Jan and Cora Gordon, A.. G.
Street, A. J. Cronin, H. C. Armstrong
and Walter Wilkinson,
The hair of liss Geraldine Niehs
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Highland, • WhimVle ,evon, England,
which measures five feet and six
inches in length, is considered the
;most beautiful in all Europe.
The best conduct a lean can adopt
is that which gains hint the esteem of
nthers• without depriving. bila, of his
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16 -Ends (Lat. plural)
18 -To leave
19 -Musical note
21 -Eager
22 -True -hearted
24 -Fowls
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28 -Nothing
29 -Order
31 -Cloth measure (pl.)
33 -Negative
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40 -Unites
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700-Miile-A.n-I-Iottr Wind
In English Tunnel
The newly constructed tunnel at
the National Physicial Laboratory,
Teddington, near London, will pro-
duce a wind with a velocity of '700
miles an hour, thereby beating nature,
who record so far is only 110. This
tunnel is not entirely for aviation ex-
perimentation, but to gain important
improvements in the range and ac-
curacy of shell and rifle fire.
When the blast of compressed air
is turned on it will exert for twenty
minutes a pressure of 5,000 tons on
the giant castings at both ends. The
h:ghest velocity recorded of a project-
ile is under 700 miles. an hour, so the
new tunnel will render it possible for
the first time for wind resistance to
be measured at speedt4 closely approxi-
mating to the highest muzzle veloci-
ties obtainable.
As a result, research workers will
be able to obtain exact data on the
relative inerits of projectiles con-
structed with various modifications to
c"":sting standard shapes.
Instead of elaborate and costly gun-
fire trials with projectiles, the whole
work will be performed in the labora-
tory. The air will rush past the shell
instead of the shell rushing through
the air,
The chief directions in - which im-
provement may be expected are in in-
creased range in the case of shellfire
and greater resistance to "drift," due
to a sideways wind, in the case of
rifle fire.
In the latter case, it will be pos-
sible to reproduce the effect of a lat-
eral wind of any desired strength by
placing the bullet to be tested at a
small angle to the 700 -miles -an -hour
"gale."
It is hope alone which purifies; to be
without hope is to be without God in
the world. -F. D. Maurice.
The world is all gates, all opportuni-
ties, strings of tension waiting to be
struck. -Emerson.
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blood transfusions. - c,vef• '400 per-
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38 -Concede as true
39 -Prejudiced
41 --European
43 -Became useful
44 -To act
46 -Possessive pronoun
48 -Grin
51 -Land measures
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North Caroline Executive
Serves Town Without Pay
Garysburg, N.C.-This little town
long ago decided that municipal elec-
tions were a wasteful extravagance,
and now boasts of the greatest politi-
cal oligarchy in the United States.
Nineteen years ago Mayor WiII H.
Joyner was elected to office for the
usual term of two years. When his
term was nearing an end people began
to talk about the approaching election,
but Mayor Joyner argued them out of
that.
"Why have an election?" he asked.
"Aren't things going on all right?
Why not let the present administra-
tion continue in power? As long as
things are going along all right there
is no need for all the expense of an
election every two years. It looks to
me like a deliberate waste of money.
This sounded sensible to the citizens
and Mr. Joyner and the four Aldermen
continued to serve. In time some of
the Aldermen died, moved away or re-
signed, and Mayor Joyner appointed
ethers to take their places.
The Mayor's job carries no salary.
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To conquer with arms is to make
only a temporary conquest; to conquer
the world by earning its esteem is a
permanent conquest. - Woodrow Wil-
son.
RAW FURS
CANADIAN FUR EXCHANGE, Ltd.
M. ROSENTHAL,
Mgr.:r'ur. Dept.
158 King St. East, Toronto 2
MUSKRATS
Eastern Ontario
Choice Ord, -Heavy
1.00 t0.80 .80 t0.75
.75 to .65 .65 to .55
60 to .60 .80 to .40
.40 to .30 .25 to .20
Extra, Lat'ge.. ,.
Targe -
Medium
Sma1I
W'etlteru and Northern Ontario
Choice Ord,-IdeavY
Ex the Large... .80 to .75 .65 to .60
barge .65 to .55 .55 to .45
Medium .50 to .40 .40 to .30
Shall .30 to .25 .25 to .20
tllEtIOPxk'7ti liNSTRvcwxON5
Make shipments up to 15 lbs, by Parcel
Post, larger shipments by Ex rens. Do
not use heavy boxes for packing. Have
your Muskrats dried and stretched so
they will -not spoil in transit. Address
all shipments to CANADIAN FUR
11-eaCHANGE, Ltd,, 158 King St. East,
Toronto.
Detailed quotations on all grades of fuses
and quotations on TRAPS t d i1XUSI- f
RATSTRETCH-Ens
r.y:
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. C(. .It, it sent toyou
a lbs
free: upon request.
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$Ahria DAY 1 otrn STI1T'11VTNNTS A1t11
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Plug Tobacco
smokes slowly in
the pipe bowl. It
lasts longer
and cuts the cost
of smoking.
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First internal Air Service
To Start in United Kingdom
London. --The first company form-
ed in the United Kingdom to operate
an internal air service came into be-
ing on March 25th with registration
of Highland Airways, Limited, which
obtained commercial flying rights in
Northern Scotland.
Planes of the company, which
will start its service on May 5, will
fly between Inverness, points in the
far north of Scotland and the Orkney
Islands, carrying passengers and
mail. Its time -table will be arrang-
ed so business men may leave In-
verness in the morning, visit the
Orkneys and return the evening of
the time day. At present the trip
requires three days.
The distance between Inverness
and Kirkwall, the principal town in
the Orkneys, is about 130 miles,
Improvised Incubator Saved
Baby Born on Pacific Liner
Liverpool. -Two babies were born
in the Pacific liner Orcoma, which
arrived from a 4,000 -mile voyage from
Valparaiso.
The first weighed only three pounds
at birth, and its life was saved by
means of an incubator fabricated hur-
riedly from an old sugar box.
The incubator, made by Chips, the
carpenter, had a glass top, and was
kept at a content temperature from
the tropics of Santander, Spain, where
the baby was landed. The infant
was fed with milk from a fountain
pen filler.
EGG POOL
operated for the Benefit of Producers
Write for Particulars,
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SOURED ON THE
WORLD°1-THAT'S LIVER
Wake up your Liver Bile
-No Calomel necessary
Many people who feel sour, sluggish and
generally wretohed make the niatake of taking
salts, oil, mineral water, laxative candy or
ohewing gum,or roughage whioh only move
the bowels ad ignore the liver.
What you need is to wake up your- liver
bile. Start your liver pouring the daily two
pounds of liquid bile into your bowels. Get
your stomach
intestines working es theyoand
Carter's Little Liver Pills will soon fix you
np. Purely vegetable. Safe. Sure. Quick.
Ask for them by name. Reluse substitutes.
Flo. at alt druggists. 51
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BUSINESS oPPORRTUNITIES.
PATENTS.
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tS List of wanted inventions and full
information sent free. The Ramsay Come
Pally, World Patent Attorneys, 278 Bank
Street, Ottawa, Canada.
REMNANTS
Io POUNDS LAB=PRIX'SOR SILK
Quilting Remnants, $1.50; 25 pounds
$3.00. A. MCCreery Co., Chatham, (•:it.
ONIONS.
re1,00D TESTED CHICKS, BRED TO
lay, Guaranteed Highest Quality.
from the best laying strains. Large
English White Leghorns, So; Barred Ply.
mouth Rocks, White Rocks, S.C, Rhode
Island Reds and White Wyandottes, 9e,
A11 large bodied birds. All eggs set
average over 25 oz. to the dozers, Terms:
remit what you please with Order, bale
ance C.O.D. Sunny Midge Poultry Farm,
Box W, Essex, Ontario,
BUSx1ESS OPPOB,TUNXTESS.
001111NG HOUSE BUSINESS, FINm1',
home, immaculately kept, fully rent-
ed business roomers; good living assured;
Sell contents reasonable. 73omestc :d, 2
College, Toronto,
T ELL PAYING ROOMING HOUSE:
in good focality. Dairy produce
business, profitable year-round proposi-
tion. Business Service Bureau, 11
Adelaide 'West, T. rentc.
AGENTS WANTED.
AGENTS TO HANDLE FAST -SELL
ING, attractive packets tested gars
den seed. Handsome profits. E cclusi-re
territories. Standard Seed Sales, 124
Wellington St. West, Toronto.
And herein lies the tragedy of the
age; not that men are poor, -all melt
know something of poverty; not that
Hien are wicked -who is good? not
that men are ignorant -what is truth?
Nay, but that men know so little of
men. -David Grayson.
Kennedy
Menton
421 College St,,
Toronto
Harley-Davidson Distributors
Write at once for our bargain list of
used motorcycles, Terms arranged.
UNHEALTHY FAT
Quickly and Surely Disappears
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Read this interesting
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Suite 1310A, Concourse Bldg.,
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wATltill5'
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won't hurt you. Earnings at start should aver-
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age, type of car, and farm experience.
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Ono thing that helps is to
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wives get area during these hard
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if you aro tired ... worse out a
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