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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1933-03-23, Page 7HAPPY TO BE 136 LBS. Lost 38 lbs.—More to Follow Most women would be alarmed if their weight showed 136 lbs. But not this one. You see dire was 174 lbs,, and she has found a way to take offs that disfiguring overweight. She writes:—"Six.montlis ago, when my weight was 174 lbs., I .started to take Kruschen, and have gradually got down to 1?6 lbs. ---and am still going down. I have not altered my diet at all, and I only take a half -teaspoonful of Kruschen in a glass of hot- water every morning. I also find Kruschen very good for biliousness, from which I used to suffer a great deal. But it has completely left me now—in fact, I Neel a different person, and have only to thank those wonderful Kruschen Gaits."—(Mrs,) M. K. 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' A Berlin newspaper recently con- ducted a questionaire in which it showed eixteen photographs of fam- ous men to thirteen people, a bus con;d'uctor, a- shopgirl, - cabinet maker, telephone girl, grocer, cook, book- keeper,' taxi driver, barmaid, travel- ler,• .school boy, farm hand, and .a waiter.•.. Only two of the thirteen recog- nized one of the most photographed men in the world—George Bernard Shaw. D,r. Freud, and Mme: Curls were not recognized at all. •• - •Only five recognized Mr. Ramsay MacDonald. Others described him as the "American President," "Am- erican Ambassador," ''the French Minister," and "a French' politician." John D. Rockefeller and Professor Piccard were the bent known of the non. -German characters,. only two failing to identify Rockefeller and only one, Piccard. , Professor Einstein went unrecog- nized by ten; of the thirteen. • The waiter thought he was "a famous surgeon who worked with monkey glands," and the bookkeeper thought he was, "some sort of poet."- And "Hasn't he got 'something to do with Heaven?" asked . the taxi -drive •. Stalin and Dr. S•teinach; the re- juvenation expert, were' recognized by five of the thirteen. • Eleven re - e egnized, . Gerhart Hauptman/a, the famous ,German poet and playwright. The telephone girl had- the best score with eleven correct identifica- tions;. the taxi driver had ten, and the waiter and the oonducter were next with. nine. -' The barmaid was lowest with res identifications. She knew Ii'ockefel- ler, remarking, "I'd like to have his money," and Professor Piccard .whoin she dencrfbed as .the "gondola Fritz." But she thought Gerhart Hauptman was an operetta composer, and Selma Lagerlos, the- novelist; '.the ''woman who sings on the wireless:" • Together Mrs. A.: "There ought to be a special place in Heaven for ministers' wives." "Perhaps' you're right," responded Mrs. B., the minister's wife, "but I would mush rather go with my hus- band."—`Nle Forester. • High School :' Garda and Boards of Education Are authorized by law to establish INDUSTRIAL, TECHNICAL AND ART SCHOOLS With the -approval of shah Minister of Education rAY AND EVENING CLASSES may be conducted 1n accordance with the • regulations !shied by the Department of Education. - • THEORETICAL AND PRACTICAL: INSTRUCTiO, • - le given In various trades. The schools and chases are under the direction of AN ADVISORY COMMITTEE. Application for attendance should -be made, to the Principal: -- of the school • COMMERCIAL eUFIJECT$, MANUAL TRAINING, HOUSEHOLD SCIENCE AND AGRICULTURE AND HORTICULTURE are provltlld far la the Coursee of Study In Public, Separate, Continuation and Mldh sohools, Conciliate Institutes, Vocational Schools and Departments. Copies of the Regulations Issued by the Minister .of Education may lee obtained from the Deputy Minister, Parliament Cuildinye, Tora i , Answers to Last Week Puzzle CHOP H E R 0 A R D A T T a 0 /0'ih1 R G I E S E S Y N Y E S S �E I d L T s C 1 A D M 1 P 17 RAN S ELY P E C 0 I R P E E R 0 R L D D R A N D S 0 A G E D A %R M E A S, U I D 0 M, R A S E 0 '0 Book Printed on Tin • Bonne. Filippo Tomaso Martinetti, author famed.as the father of futurism has tried something new—a book printed on tin. It is entitled "Words'on the Liberty of• 'Futurism as ' reg.airds Touch, Heat and Smell." "Liberty," says the auth- or,"is too sacred a word to be printed on paper. 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Me Colleen now. whist— 'Tis St. Patrick's Day in the =min'. A woman is positively defeated. She spent most of an evening trying to put a jig -saw puzzle together, and not quite finishing the job, left it as it was in the living room on. a card table. The next morning the well-meaning maid, ever wishing the house to look nice, cleaned up the mess and put it back in it's box. . A lot of 'fellows fail to "show up" when it comes to the "show down." Nervy Young Man (entering barber shop)—"•'Is. Amy.., credit goad for a shave?" . Barber—"No. If you can't raise a quarter keep on raising whiskers," The farmer works hard and as soon as he can he moves to the city. As soon ' as a city man can afford it he builds him a home in the country. • Young Hubby --"What under the sun do you girls do at afternoon teas?" Young Wifey—"Giggle, gabble, gob- ble and git. Johnny—"Why do' they say that the' pen is mightier thanthe sword?" •Isis Father—"Because you can't sign- cheques igncheques with a sword." Asked by her Sunday school teacher to give the Bible verse for that day's lesson, a little girl replied: "Go ye in - Do You Know? What an international boundary looks like? Well here is the boun- dary line between Canada and the United States at Carcros.s, British Columbia, the dividing line between that Province and Alaska.-- i:n.adian National Railways, 'to all the world and spread the gossip • to all the people." Teacher—"What did Juliet say to Romeo when she met him on the bal- cony?" Pupil—"Couldn't you get seats in .front?" The Mayor had just laid the founda- tion stone of a new hospital. One of the Trustees—"And now, we will hear His Honor's dedication speech." The Mayor (suddenly turning to his 'wife, with beads of perspiration on his brow, whispering) — "Good Heavens, Mary! What ;will I do? I Laid the stone on top of my speech! "I'm so happy I can't help but break into song." "Get the key and you won't have to break in." Windy Wolf—"Do you remember when a girl was proud of having a wasplike waist?" Eagson Tatters—"I ought to remem- er it; that was when I got stung." Just when a boy thinks his life is a -total wreck, along comes a new love who tows him oft to the preacher's. The bigger they are the harder they fall, .observes the good editor of this paper, as he' drops bulky unsigned let - tors into the wastepaper basket: . Mistress—"So your matrimonial life was very unhappy? What was; the trouble? December wedded to May?" Chlo JohnsonF- "Lan' sakes , no, mum! It was Labor Day wedded to de Day of Rest." • Teacher—"That is a nice dog you have drawn, Sambo, but why have you given him such a long tail?" Sambo—"Well, now, didn't you say dat I was to put plenty ob detail?" "Rise every niorning," a magistrate advised. a man in court, "with the fixed determination to make your wife real- ize that you are: the master of the house, and see what happens." "I know what will happn," said the man. 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