Zurich Herald, 1938-12-08, Page 7A newspaper correspondent in
Hollywood was heartily sick of his
job: He decided to take a holiday,
and when someone asked him
where he was going, he replied:
"I'm going to paste a big picture
of Clark Gable on the outside of the
bar and drive until someone asks,
'Who's ,that?' That's where I'm
stopping,"
"Really, Arthur, your argu-
ment with your wife last night
was most amusing."
"Wasn't it? When she threw
the axe at me I thought I'd
split"
"Well, did you get any surprise
present for your birthday?"
"Yes, rather. I got a book from
Bill I lent you last year."
"Brown hasn't had his hair
cut for ten years."
"He must be mad."
"No, only bald."
"Why on earth do they make so
muck fuss of that singer, Miss
Smith? Miss Jones has a much
richer voice."
"Yes, but Miss Smith has a much
richer father."
A genius is a young man who
can get through the whole sum-
mer without getting a severe
sunburn, a case of poison ivy, a
Job or writing silly letters to
the girl he Just met.
Sunday School Teacher—What is
the difference between cherubim
and the seraphim?
Silence followed. No one seemed
to know. Suddenly a little hand
went up.
Scholar—There was a difference,
but they finally made it up.
When a person begins to tell
white Iles, It isn't long before
he becomes color-blind.
How Can 1?
BY ANNE ASHLEY
Q. How can I make brooms and
mops last longer?
A. Don't let the brooms, brushes,
and mops stand on their straws,
bristles, and strings. Bore a hole
through the handle of each, near
the far end, and insert the ends of
a wire in each end of this hole,
forming a loop for handling.
Q. How can I avoid an awkward
and messy job when melting choco-
late?
A. Place the chocolate on a piece
of waxed paper and allow it to melt
by putting it over the top of a boil-
ing tea kettle. The chocolate will
readily run off the waxed paper.
Q. How can I clean and polish
silver?
A. Sprinkle a little carbonate of
soda into a damp cloth and rub
thoroughly. Then wipe well with
a dry chamois.
Q. How can I remove varnish
from fabrics?
A. Saturate with turpentine, rub-
bing between the hands, and then
sponge with alcohol.
Q. How can I make use of apri-
cot seeds?
A. The kernels of apricot seeds
impart a delicious flavor when used
in the same manner as nuts, in
cake, cookies, and candy.
Q. How can I remove spots from
light kid shoes?
A. Rub the spots with art gum.
News From Northern Mining Cm s
Interest of the week centred
on news of a new find reported.
;n Montbray township, Quebec,
The find is a few miles to the
northwest of the location of ex-
citement some years ago when
Robb Monthray made a rich ore
discovery. Engineer A. H. Ste-
wart, acting for Rouyn Reward
Mines,' has increased its hold-
ings in the section to over one
thousand acres. The already im-
portant looking showing is be-
ing opened up. Scouts for the
Dig companies are moving into
the area,
FRANCOEUR officially re-
ports new ore developments.
Aldermac Copper, also under
MacAlpine management, has a
new copper -pyrite ore zone.
MARTIN BIRD officially
:onfirms its important new ore
to the east of any previous
development, Kerr Addison
;flows constant expansion.
Wright Hargreaves proves that
the ores of Kirkland Lake go to
great depth, with rich ores re-
ported below six thousand feet,
Preston East Dome's new 300
ton mill is expected to handle
close to 400 tons daily, with
grade of $17. Milling is expect-
ed to commence in February.
OFFICIAL CONFIRMA-
TION comes from the. Pioneer
mine of British Columbia -that
the Orpit Company, gowning
over 2,000 acres in Southwest
Porcupine, is to have the back-
ing of the British Columbia Co.
in a deal involving control of
the Orpit Company,
IN THE LITTLE LONG
LAC camp Hardrock, Macleod
Cockshutt and Bankfield. show
:onstant development expan-
;ion.
What Science
* Is Doing *
WEATHER THREE MONTHS
AHEAD
Arctic weather forecasts so far'
in advance they could guide Can-
adian and United States farmers in
their crop planting are predicted
by Capt. Clifford MacGregor, ex-
plorer and meteorologist, who
would recommend the establish-
ment, through international co-op-
eration, of six weather stations all
above Canada, north of a latitude
of '70 degrees. No meteorological
data are collected in this vast area
at present.
CHEAPER GASOLINE
Cheaper gasoline with higher ef-
ficiency will soon be produced for
motorists by means .of the Houdry
catalytic process for refining the
crude oil.
It will bring a saving to motor-
ists, because the process makes it
possible for a return up to 80 per
cent, in gallons of gasoline from
each barrel of crude oil, compared
with an average return under to-
day's refining process of 44 per
cent.
METAL THAT "SHIVERS"
A new magnetic metal that can
"shiver" and turn on the heat was
announced last week at the Bat-
telle Institute, Columbus, 0.
The shivering of this metal
consists in losing its magnetism. It
can be made to do this at any tem-
perature from, 150 below zero to
1100 above.
This makes possible use of mag-
nets
agnets of the new alloy for numerous
automatic controls. Losing or re-
gaining their magnetism, they oper-
ate electric switches.
They can be made to turn on the
heat at 50, and shut it off when the
temperature again rises.
MARS COMING CLOSER
Don't be alarmed, but Mars is
getting closer to the earth every
day.
The blood -red planet that recent-
ly became the biggest bugaboo in
American history is even now a
mere 210,000,000 miles from this
dizzy globe where a radio drama
RITMO FOR YOU!
In town is your
copy of this week's
Toronto Star (l
Weekly -- don't
Forget it.
Issue No. 50—'38
can send thousands screaming into
the streets. By next July 27 it will
be practically upon us—only 36,-
000,000 miles away.
MENDING BROKEN NECKS
A new method of healing broken
necks by boring holes in the skull
and attaching wires through them
to pull the head has been found
successful.
The device is designed to pull
apart the broken fragments of the
backbone until they have time to
heal, It makes the wearing of a
plaster collar unnecessary until,
late in the mending process.
The
BOOK SHELF
By ELIZABETH EEDY
"ALL THiS AND HEAVEN TOO"
By Rachel Field
Here unrolls the strange, true
story of Henriette Deluzy Des-
portes, the author's great-aunt. It
is a fascinating tale of murder
mixed with everyday life.
Suspected of having helped to
kill the Duchess de Praslin, her
mistress, Henriette leaves the
Paris household she has served
for several years, conies to the
New World to seek—and find —
peace and refuge from danger and
distress.
This is a powerfully written
book, in which the author has
given us a series of highly im-
pressive pen pictures of those
stirring and strenuous times in
France during the age of Louis
Philippe.
"All This and Heaven Too," by
Rachel Field .... Toronto: Mac-
millan Company of Canada ... .
$2.75.
Daisy, an old cart horse at OM
Windsor, Eng., and a favorite with
the children, went on a rampage
the other day and ended up in a
ditch with the cart on top of her.
A wasp had stung her muzzle.
i•
,w'dern
Etiquette
BY ROBERT, LEE
1, When introducing two persons
Should one repeat each name, such
as, "Mr. White, this is Mr. Black.
Mr. Black, Mr, White"?
2. What should a girl wear to a
dance when she does not know
whether she should weal' an even-
ing dress or not?
3. When eating soup, should a
person lower his head slightly to-
wards the spoon?
4. When stopping to speak to a
woman of his acquaintance, what
hand should a man use to take off
his hat?
5. If the host at a Thanksgiving
dinner is short of stature, is it all
right for him to stand while he
carves the turkey?
6. At a wedding reception, who
usually proposes the toast to the
bride and bridegroom?
Answers
Any suchthis
1. It isn't necessary to repeat the
names, Any such repetition 1s
usually tiresome. 2. The best plan
would be for her to ask her escort.
3. No; the body should be bent
slightly forward, but the head
should not be dropped. 4. His left
hand, leaving the right free to
shake hands if the woman should
offer her hand, Or, he may take
it off with his right hand and trans-
fer it to the left. 5. Yes. This
is far preferable to keeping his seat
and going about the task awkward-
ly, and probably with a mishap.
6. The best man.
Canadian National
Railways Revenues
The gross revenues of the all-
inclusive Canadian National Rail-
ways System for the week ending
Nov. 21, 1938, were ....$3,810,818
as compared with 3,757,463
for the corresponding
period of 1937, an in-
crease of $ 53,350
Gangsters Try
Police Exams.
Marseilles gangsters recently
sat at an examination held in Tou-
lon to recruit 40 men as police in-
spectors. They all passed. They
handed in by far the best papers.
These gangsters would now be
police officers if a rival gang had
not heard of the plan and reveal-
ed the facts to a high authority.
INVENTIONS
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ritons Keep .
',b Shelters
Int Spite of the Passing ,of the
Czech Crisis, They Are Pre-
serving Thew "For Future
Contingencies"
Since the passing of the -Czecho-
slovak crisis householders and in-
stitutions have been showering the
British War Office and the A,It,P.
with inquiries as to what should
be done with the bomb -proof shel-
ters recently dug and constructed,
The War Office has remained sil-
en+,. but the A.R.P. in a brief cir-
cular advises that they be pre-
served "whenever convenient, for
future contingencies."
How it is possible to do this,
Alfred Herbert shows in The Lon-
don Times, with text and diagram.
These in terms of A, B, C, D
show the trench, the soil covering
it, the surplus soil used to fill in
the space between the trench to
a uniform level and the line of
the new turf over all. In this way
he has preserved for "future con-
tingencies" his trenches at Coven-
try, while continuing to play all
sorts of games on the new soil
above.
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Registration figures at X.iniver-
sity of Saskatchewat this year.
topped the 1937 I.otai by nearly
100,, Students this .Year total 1,
230, compared Witt; .1,143 a year
ago.
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BOYS TOWN
SYNOPSIS: Boys Town !s a refuge for boys, founded by Father Flanagan (Spencer Tracy). One of the newcomers is Whitey
(Mickey Rooney) sent there by his gangster brother. Whitey 1s belligerent and quarrels with everyone except six-year-old
Pee -wee, who adorns him. One day Whitey decides to eampa;ign for the mayoralty of Boys Town, a "fat job" he cans it.
V - "No Squawkin9!9!
"You'll listen!" a`A lousy joint."
Whitey is badly beaten in the gyne fight by Fred.
Humiliated, he goes around with a chip on his
shoulder, putting all bis hopes on the election. To
anyone who refuses to listen to his pompous ora-
tions, he offers insults. But election day arrives and
he finds, to his surprise and. horror that he has polled
' just one vote—Pee-wee's. Furious, he packs his bag
and makes for the road.
"1 didn't mean it. Say something, Pee -wee."
Suddenly, Whitey 'hears someone calling to him.
It Is Pee -wee, following him down the road. The
little fellow begs him not to go but Whitey tells
him to scram. Blinded by tears, Pee -wee moves
away and fails to see an approaching car. 'There
is a horrible squeal of brakes and then all at once,
there is Pee-wee's unconscious figure in the toad..
Sobbing, Whitey picks h'ini up.
"Pee -wee, lad, Pfd keep the candy on tap."
A few moments later, Father Flanagan comes
running down the hill with some of the boys. They
all gather around Whitey, feeling that the accident
is his fault, Ye hangs around for a while, trying to
get into Pee-wee's hospital room but no one except
Father Flanagan is allowed there. Now Whitey feels
that there is no place in Boys Town for him. He
starts off down the road,
"Listen kid. Remember. No sgivawkin'."
Whitey is walking about aimlessly in the night,
Suddenly, he hears a noise. A bank is'being held up.
The bandits dart out of the building and to Whitey's
amazement, one of them is his older brother Joe. Ile
calls out and suddenly one of .the other gangsters
fires. Whitey falls to the ground writhing, a bullet in
his leg. Don't ntiss reading the powerful concluding
episode.