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ARTICLES FOR S.AI,lie DOGS
TRIC( S,jOiC10S, PUZZLES A N 1)
Magi° Novelttes. Send 25 cents for
catalogue, deducting' from first order
of $1 or more. $1, $3, .$5 assortments,
Crown Supply Company, 12A Queen
Last, Toronto.
6 LADIES' APRONS, Otte
FIRST QUALITY "C A N' A D 1 A N"
Prints, Broadcloths; washfa.st, new-
est patterns! Pockets, Ties. Full
size 14-52. "Refund Guarantee," Can-
adian Textiles, Dept, LA, Montreal.
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, CORNETS
and trumpets, twenty dollars. Clar-
inets, Boehm system, thirty-eight
dollars; trombones, twenty dollars;
Conn alto saxophone, thirty dollars;
Terms, Barrow, 208 Victoria, Tor-
onto.
SEED GRADER (KL'INE) WEIGHS
each Kernel, proof best, Used Mines
bring price new (Farm Sales). Kline
Manufacturing Co., Islington, Ontario.
25 YDS. Q,UXLTING MATERIALS, $1,00
MILL CLEARANCE! ASSORTED 6" TO
18'" lengths. Choice of Cotton Prints,
Broadcloths. Stilts; for large Quilt
Patterns. Butterfly" Diagram tree!
"Refund Guarantee". Canadian Tex-
tiles, Dept. LT, Montreal.
AVIATION
COURSES IN PLIGHT INSTRUCTION,
navigation, airplane and engine me-
chanics, home study courses. Leavens
Bros. Air Services, Limited, Barker
Airport, Toronto.
FASHION MAGAZINE FREE
FASHION MAGAAZINE FREE WITH
two Beautiful Dresses, 99e. Ladies',
girls'. Washfast Canadian Prints,
Broadcloths, All colorsstyles. Over -
sizes 46-52, 99c each. "Refund Guar-
antee". Canadian Textiles, Dept.
LO, Montreal,
CLEARANCE SALE
CLEARANCE SALE, ASSORTED 12"
to 36" lengths, Silks, Crepes, Cottons,
Broadcloths, r adcloths, Ginghams, Limon s,
\ oilew, Prints, Piqucs; for children's
cl'r"le' •Ilsrons, dress trimmings, etc.
Values to 90e yard, 72 -yard bundle
990. "Refund. Guarantee" Canadian
Textiles, Dept. LY, Montreal.
CLO'T'HING P OIt SAVE
GOO() USED CLOTHING, LOWEST
Prices. Write for catalogue, Yonge
Street ('lothing E (change, 502 Yonge
Street, Toronto.
COSMETICS
START A HOME FACTORY. MEN, AND
women in every town, manufacture
Cosmetics. Just add water to concen-
trated ingredients. Make $5 to $10
daily. King Cosmetic Co., 37 Maitland
St., Toronto.
FILMS AND PRINTS
ROLLS DEVELOPED, PRINTED, 1
free entargement 25e. Re -prints 10
for 25c. Photo -Craft, 183'f. King E.,
Toronto.
Z1:iR() PRICES. EXPERT WORK. ROLL
with free enlargement 25c. Trevanna
Studios, 93 Niagara Street, St. Cath-
arines, Ont.
FREE! -TWO BEAUTIFUL ENLARGE-
ments (one colored) with roll de-
veloped. eight glossy fade -proof
prints, 28c; highest quality. Machray
Films, Winnipeg.
l'1RiNT OUR OWN NEGATIVES A'2
home on any surface, cloth or paper,
without skill or darkroom. Less than
cent each: Miracle 'Foto Kit complete
with instructions for 1.50 prints, $1.
3, C. Williams, 5 Richmond East, To-
vont°.
FREE ENLARGEMENT WITH EVERY
25e order. Roll film developed and &
prints, 25c. Reprints 3c each. Bright-.
ling Studio, 29 Richmond St., E., To-
t onto.
1.111N`IT L R i4
LYONS' TRADE-IN
o'oit SALll I4Nai.Ifle c OLT416 Pop-
pies, $4.00. ,.boss broods 33,00, Fe-
males $2.00. Yesii 11ng's Watch 1dogs,.
lleelel's, (;. Sirnlnona, (tot'm'ie, Ont.
l+'lllt FARMING
FURNITURE BARGAINS
Li -Ira below aro just 11few of the
outstanding values picked at random
Ervin the hundreds of lvuuciurful bar-
gaine you will find in uur Trade-in
Dept. If you cannot pay us a visit be
sure to write fol' our 110W 1038 illus-
trated catalogue to give you an idea
of Lyons' remarkable values in both
new and used furniture.
$39.00 4 -Piece, walnut fluids Bed-
room Suite: large dresser,
chii'fonier, full size bed and sagless
spring -completely re -finished.
$21.00 8 -Piece Dining -room Suite 111
`W French walnut finish: buffet,
extension table and 6 leather seat
chairs in good condition,
$27.50 Beautiful 3 -piece Chesterfield
Suite, upholstered in figured
(French jacquard with reversible Mar-
shall spring cushions. Thoroughly
cleaned and re -conditioned.
$12,5`P
0 'Beautiful Brass Bed, full size
with sagless spring and
brand new all -felt mattress.
$22.00 Six -piece Breakfast Suite -
�P large buffet with glass top.
drop-Ie:rf table and 4 Windsor type
chairs in ivory enamel - in splendid
•rendition.
$5.95Several 0 -burner Gas Stoves
W with oven. Guaranteed.
$4500 3 -Piece Chesterfield Bed
- Suite, Kroehler Chesterfield
bed with 2 big' chairs to match, uphol-
stered In a good mohair with' revers-
ible Marshall cushions, in perfect con-
dition. Cost new 3105.00.
$59.00 9 -Piece English Oak Dining -
froom suite, buffet, china cab-
inet, iteuare extension table and six
leather :'eat chairs, Completely refin-
ished.
$5.95Dressers in assorted finishes
with itttge mirrors and three
drapers,
$?.95Chiffoniers in oak and walnut
4r finish with five large drawers.
$9.S"0 singer drop -head sewing Ma -
'P chines in good Condition.
$65.00 Beautiful 6 -piece Bedroom
fiui'e in excellent condition.
Large dreeser, triple mirror vanity.
chiffl'nbe, se :less spring, full-size bed
and (.band new nil -felt mattress.
$13.50 Solid Walnut liool case., dou-
ble door. Completely refit
ishe'd.
$38.00 Dinette Sulte in Flemish oak,
hefft't. extension table and
4, len thee Beet ('110!05, Completely re-
finished lite new.
$19.50 "Piece. 'Chev"lotlivid Stitic -
1eU.";e elvevlee il, ld Willi big
choir 1" 1111"11, 0001sl(0, 1 10 n heavy
7 11 lir"1 tyle E' tt.y \ reel Isrt tela.
9'-'"
. \\mitnut finish (attar/dal with
side 1; erdrn1)c , five drawers
and swill: mirror. Completely t'efin-
Ished.
$8.75Studio crouch in int stonen,
rcpit---nrllccs into twin beds
With nitShione for heel:.
Before pts t'e11a51'01 11111,111 H(, 1n need
furniture he sure to visit our '1'",tie-in
Dept„ or it 1.10+11)10 in an ro write fol'
otlr new 1910 ilia. leetee fir e rrtellerne.
All our 01errhandise is mit le iirst
class Pendinee end sold 11'"'er n
money -Intel; F11'' n1tee if net retisfied.
Cnreflell\ peelteel f safe ,h ,v:1"nt on
receipt of money "order,
LYONS' BEDDING AND
UPHOLSTERING CO.
Mc,nuf acturci's
478 YONGE ST. TORONTO
MINK, RAISING SA.Istt'LE COPY
,magazine 10e, book catalog free, Fur
Trade Journal, 13ox 31, Toronto, On.
ta.ri0.
wan GOODS
WIGS, TOUPIIS, TRANST'ORMA'.IIONS,
Braids, Curls, rind all types of finest
quality Hair Goods. Write for illus-
trated catalogue. Toronto Human
Han' Supply Co„ 528 Bathurst, Turon-
to.
HAIRDRESSING SCHOOLS
MADAME HUDSON SCE -TOOL, HAIR-
dressing and Beauty Culture, Write
tor pamphlet. 707 Yonge St., Toronto.
MEN AND LADIES, LEARN BARBI7R-
Ing or Hairdressing, under New Mo -
ler System. Free Information. Write
590 'Yonge Street, Torontp,
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5000 EDMONTON CITIZT3NS TESTIFY
for (R, and S.) Powder, herbal reme-
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$1.50; one month, 33; two months, 35.
Druggists, or J. C. McIntyre, Edmon-
ton, Alberta.
FREDI "STORY OF BIRTH OF THE
Dionne Babies," with every Jar of.
Balsam Chest Rub." For stubborn
Colds -head, chest, . Catarrah, Asth-
ma, Bronchitis. Send 43 cents now,
money order or stamps, to Canada
Balsam Products, 23 Scott St., Tor-
onto.
MISCELLANEOUS
FURS. WERE THE ANIMALS FUR-
nishdng your coat tortured in steel
traps or do you buy humane furs?
Information, Canadian Asyoeiation
Protection of Teur-Rearers, 73 I3er-
nard Avenue, Toronto.
NOVIi1LTiES
PORTRAIT IN FOLDER - FREE
WITH EVERY ROLL PERFECTLY
developed and printed. 25c (coin).
Star Snapshot Service, 166 King St.
West, Dept. Y., Toronto,
PATENT, ATTORNEY
ROY L KNOX, REGISTERED ATTOR-
ney. Information regarding inven-
tion Patents; Drawings; Registra-
tions; Sales, 14 Metcalfe, Ottawa.
PATENTS
AN OFFER TO EVERY INVENTOR.
List of inventions and full informa-
tion sent free. The Ramsay Company,
Registered. Patent Attorneys, 273
Bank St., Ottawa, Can,
PERSONAL
'ARE YOU RUPTURED? RELIEF, COM -
fort, positive support with our ad-
vanced method. No elastic or under -
straps or steel. Write, Smith Manu-
facturing ro., Dept. 21!1, Preston, Ont.
LONESOME? -1V1111.111 THIS RELIA-
bre Club,, established 17 years. Mem-
bers everywhere, many wealthy. Des-
criptions free, sealed. Mrs. Budd,
Box 758-W, San Francisco, California.
POULTRY AND POULTRY
ISQ.UIPMENT
POULTRY EQUIPMENT, HIGH QUAL-
ity at low cost. Made in Canada for
Canadians. Write for our new cata-
logue. Model Incubators Ltd., 196
Rivet' St., Toronto.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO WIN 200
Tweddle Special Mating chicks ab-
solutely Free. This is the first prize
in the 1938 Tweddle Chick Contest.
25 Major prizes and a worth -while
prizeesSend to everyone
vcontc t theentering
d 3.
Tweddle Chick Hatchery Ltd., Fer-
gus, Ontario, Box 10.
(i1JILT REMNANTS
FIVE FOUNTS! -QUILT REMNANTS
$1.00. Free! -110 Patterns, Designs,
Broad-
cloths,Washfast , Silks.ottonsCollect Prints,
Sample5c.
Refund Guarantee! Maritime Textiles.
Department \VILS. 804.0 Degaspe,
Montreal.
6 L1BS. "(bc1:LT REMNANTS" - 191.00
ORac Sage" Free! Choice of tubfast
Cotton Prints, Piques, Broadcloths,
Tapestry, Silks, Eiderdown, Wool-
lens, Repp, Flannelette, Tweeds.
Large! "Refund Guarantee." Sample
Bundle 3.5c. 1'hi1ross Textiles, Dept.
LE, Station L, Montreal.
It1MNANTR
6.90Bnatu QUILT REMNANTS
Batt c2 x
om-
plete outfit 31.25. Choice of washfast
Cotton Prints, Piques, Broadcloths,
S 13 k s, Eiderdown, Flannelette,
Tweeds, Tapestry, Woollens; Repp.
Target "Refund Guarantee." Sample
Bundle 25c. Canadian Textiles, Dept.
LB, Montreal.
SONG PUBLICATION
PENSIONED
jtrr
FIT MAN
egour5 ,of sic.' Life Did Not
Hann Him
At 50years of age lie was presum-
ed to be beyond the arduous demands
of police duties. But was he? Read
what he says now -five years after
he was pensioned: -
"I am a loan of 55 ,years, It is now
Jive Year's since I was pensioned off
-'rom the Police. I Went
through thick and thin, day and night
in all weathers, white I Was on the
Force, and am to -day as fit as any.
man still serving o11 the Force, Peo-
ple often ask me 'Hlew do you keep
so young?' and my answer. is `Krusch-
en Salts.' I have used ICruschen
now for the last 13 years, and I Will
certainly use these Salts for the rest
of my days."-W.J.
The numerous salts in ICruschen
provide just that gentle daily aid
your internal organs require to en-
able then to perform their work
properly. These vital salts keep yotu
liver and kidneys in top-notch effici-
ency, so that they help to free your
system of poisonous waste (natter.
The result is a feeling of youthful"
health and vigour -"that ICruschen
feeling!"
NORTH AMERICAN SONG SERViCE
offers lyric and song Writers Free
service. Percentage basis. I'tibli 'n-
tlon guaranteed. Write St. Giverego,
Box 42, ShehO Snsk,
RaymOr,CanadaI, Foremost
Adviser on human problems. -111 send
a Charade. and Petsonobiy Cheri
Free to anyone -ho .riles h,m Th,, omo trig
tree offers mode merely to advertise
MASON'S e0 (010 REMEDY
ands o,adabla lor0 lunged ume only Write
W? today, enelosmg a sell odd,essed, stonmpcd
en,olopc and your bath dole Addrets-
MASON REMEDIES LIMITED
4, .,,CAUL 11 10(001(0 CANADA
Claims Man Is
Still A Savage
Not Far Removed From Fre-his-
toric Stage, Famous Author De-
clares; Changing Conditions
Jeep I-listori a s Busy.
Booth Tarkington, Indiana's No. 1
author -playwright, discussed the World
and its peoples and decided.: "We're
still prettY close to the pre-bistot'ic
savage,
"'met great body .of the people i1)
the world today is not much mese self -
,seeking than those in the world 4,000
years ago;" he said in an interview at
1adfan.
'4C0untrleso)isare 8 -wallowing otiu'r.1 11)
get slab by their conquests. The r iv -
ages did the sans(', Count sies have
been , built up. that Ivay. 1 doubt i; the
1)100000 is en'
Nothingded.Actually NCv,
rparlcingtOil, acti'i e ,'t (t: , Ifd 1'apid-
1y-changing conditions had 6given his-
torians more to write 0h:rut. Ilut, he
added,. the novelist end the piaywri;..ht
rare)y, if ever, 1111:1 tin}'thing actually
1101','•
, Nopelist 1 end playwrights arta epe-
stantly in st search I'or the truth,
which never Vat'ies," tin (r d "Mani-
festations df truth chance, but the es-
sential things abni t people never
cllauge. Some writers find new view,:,
DLit, those things nearly alwilys turn
olrt to be old. Young tempie e`:preas
was which they t11n1c are new. But
many of those ideas worn expressed
yeiirs ago by such men as Shaw and
Freud."
Revolt Has Gone Too Far
The mention of "new views" turn -
'ed, the'autltar to "Penrod" and "Alice
Adams". to a discussion of what he
termed the 'revolt against pretti-
' nesse" -.
"The revolt has gone to an ex-
' trelue," ho said. "Many persons seem
to believe that nice dirty snow is pret-
tier than nice clean snow. It seems
unfashionable to think slice cleats
snow is prettier. A subject has to be
dirty to be art, 001110 believe, but
we'll get sensible and frond the truth
again:."
• For more than 2.0 year=, "Old
Faithful", a geyser in Yellowstone
Park, has spouted at average inter-
vals of 65 minutes.
Third
4 - ration
Company
Executive Management of Can-
ada Starch Company f,ilinited
Continues fn 1-Iands of Benson
Family,
An announcement of interest is
the change which recently took place
in the executhse management of the
Canada Yt;Tm'(li Company Limited,
)nanufat.:t'r(rs of "Crown Brand"
Corn Syrup, Benson's Corn Starch
and other fen -tees starch products.
Mr, Gcor:.;e F. Benson is retiring
as Fresi: :it of the Company after
fc *;:-;ot:r ,'ears of activity in that
crap,,.:.',. --and now becomes Chair-
man o the hoard of Directors of
the Company. Ile is succeeded in
the P: cicteney by his on, Major
' George F. Benson, Jr., who was As-
sistant General Manager of the Can-
ada Starch Company and also Presi-
dent of Canada Starch Sales Com-
pany.
The new appointment is remark-
able as it means that the Executive
Management of the Company goes in-
to the third generation of the same
family -Whose name has been asso-
eihte.i with the Starch industry in
Canada for 80 years.
The late W. T. Benson established
the busint's in the year 1858, and
shortly after his death, his son Mr.
'George F. l enson, who now retired
from, the Pre:deney %vas appointed
a Director of Edwardsburg Starch
Company, becoming President in
1894. On the incorporation of The
Canada. Starch Company in 1906, he
was nominated President and •has
now completed a total of over -half a
eentuoy of service on the Directorate
of the two companies.
l.i!lflia_. ;r s T"-ex'Rsca1l Pills
forPILES
Medical autheritles riulte generally agree that
1'rCFtlf C IlLE 4t1INO 011 PIROTRUD1N0
P1LES are 000tH by an inflamed condition et
the L•\;er bowel and congested liver, This
HERBAL medicine hos been made from the
t street of 110411ES ONLY for over 75 Years, to .
l"enl the INT'f4I1NAL 51A08111 of PILES, price
52.00 by melt, eleinty 011(0910. Se. '. P. O. nr
l Ixpl'ess Owlet, 1' et MONi:Y 1A(;IC if not re-
lieved. Eunker's herbal Medicines, Toronto 9,
oat., Can.
Isc.:e NQ. 6--'38
D ----D
ALONG CANADA'S
i
MAP OF PAR-TOF THE
L ARSE k LAKE GONE AREA
SCALE
2M1LE5
0
OMEGA
COLO MINES
LAAR
LR ER
MINES
OHEM''9S
GOLOM.. JCS
LAIR -AD
GOLD
tv1IFJ�S
The Larder Lake area, located thirty miles west
of Noranda and twenty miles east of Kirkland Lake,
promises to be an area of intense activ5t'jl: and in-
terest during the next few months.
Fernand has started shaft sinking, Clieniinis is
preparing to diamond drill. Barber Larder has
started shaft sinking and will be developing under-
ground. Lar -Add will be doing surface: work. Pel -
angio will be diamond drilling. The above, together
Germany Will Make
Leather From Fish
"Ersatz" Process to Manufacture
Substitute For Eggs,
Flour
A German fishing concern, whose
fleet will operate in the North Atlan-
tic off Newfoundland, will be estab-
lished at Hamburg, to spur the 1'cich's
four-year self-sufficiency plan.
Construction of factories which will
extract albuminoid substances from
flsh and process them for use in the
drive for greater quantities of "Er-
satz"' (substitute) materials also will
be started.
The shipping enterprise will be
known as the Viking Company. Large,
speedy motor -driven fishing vessels,
capable of carrying loads of 275 tons,
will be operated. Albumin extracted
from the company's fishing hauls will
be used, if necessary, to replace eggs
and other products and in fabri,'attion
of substitute wool.
The "German Albumin Company"
will operate the factories. "Fish
wool," "fish leather" and "fish flour"
will be among the products (u1111.1
out.
Japan May Lose
Olympics In 1940
lord Burleigh, member of the In-
ternational Olympic Committee, said
is London, England, last weal:, that
the g'aertion of hold ng the Olympic
11.11111011 in Toka c' hi 1940 is "creating
\aidespeced concern "
A decision after "i1mg the venue may
be taken at the next mt'eting in C,xira
in March.
Lord Burghley said that there has
been nothing like the situat'on ex-
cept during the Wcr'ld War. If for.
any reason, he addal, Japan with-
dt'aws, plc c•;:eltco will he ;given fo.
the clai .'s cf Iclsingtnl's and Lon-
don since they were with 'T'okyo in
the lost ciloic0 when Japan's :Applica-
tion Was' stlerte-bfl:l,
The fact that 16)40 is the 2,600th
anniversary of the Japanese i::,rnl're
was the official reason for the llc-
ceptaltee of l oltyo's i;laim.
!NG HIGH
AY
PEI-ANu^tO
CHESTERVfLLE LARDER-
COLD
ARDERCOLD MiNES
KERR
ADDISON•
OLD MINES
SHELDON
LARDER
IVES
THIS 1.4AP HAS BEEN DRAWN FROM INFORMATION
SELIEVE0 TO EE RELIA&LE, BUT INDIVIDUAL
OWNERSHIP ANOESACT LOCATION ARE NOT CERTIFIED.
JAN. 24, 1938
NORMAN A . NUNN , TORONTO
with the more advanced work on the Chesterville
and I{err Addison, and the mining and milling on
the Omega, makes a situation without parallel in
Canadian mining development activity.
Alert mining men are watching the' situation
closely, as from just such operations can develop
the big winners that come periodically. Kerr Addi-
son, Moneta and McLeod Cockshutt are still fresh
in the public remembrance.
Claims Ears Reveal
H m a rp. Characte
Evert Says Position and 'Shape
Are Equally Important In
Reading Disposition
That ear's tell character is the con-
viction of John Clennell, _the well-
known face -reading expert of the
British Broadcasting Corporation and
screen fame.
The position of the ear is as im--
portant as its shape, he says. An
evenly -balanced brain is shown by the
ear being placed so that two-thirds of
the head is hi front and one-third be-
hind. In this case the intellect rules
the physical. If the ear be positioned
centrally, then the lower desires over-
rule the intellectual.
What Low -Set Ears Mean
If the ears are placed high, say
with,the orifice on a line with the eye,
their possessor will be of the non-
aggressive type, lacking in strong
executive ability. But if set low, that
is on a line with the nostrils, too
much •physical energy mud brute froee
is indicated.
A squarish -shaped ear goes with a
character that is firm and energetic;
one courageous and enthusiastic. An
ear that is fat and fleshy is possessed
by triose that love the good thing
of this life, folk who are amiable en
social,
Projecting ears often indicate great
activity and energy; those set close
to the head show the opposite: love
of quiet and repose, Ears That are.
long and narrow reveal' ambition;
flat, badly folded Mars betoken a
tricky cliepositiou; deceit is indicated
by pointed tips.
The Undying Past
Small ears tell of a refined nature,
though sometimes petty and finicky;
lege ears no ft rule show that their
l,n5N0°ser is large -hearted. A long ear
with 0 long lobo means long life,
No man As boric to be a criminal
inescapably. Remove the cause of
Criminal' thoughts, whether it be ex-
anlit10, hunger, fobs or temptation,
and the 111111, descended from criminal
smelt has ,.very chance of grooving up
a 'decent citizen,
A low forehead and a pair of lobe -
1 :;.'. ill -placed ears do not antoniatical-
ly brand the itemised as guilty. put
they will- help to bring into the net
of justice those possessing them who,
having previously been convicted.
hope to escape farther detection or at
least to pose as first offenders.
Confronted with their finger- and
eat' -prints, their past will surely find
then out.
Finds Americns
And Br thhhers
Coming Closer
Actor Believes They Are Both Be-
coming More Human Through
Laughing With Each Other.
The Britisher who guffaws at an
American joke - but at the wrong
point -is a figure of the past, Fred-
erick Leister, the actor, declares.
Conversely, the American or Cana-
dian who is left as cold as a frog in
a frozen pool by English wit is van-
ishing rapidly.
Britons and Americans are tending
to laugh more and more with each
other, less and less at each other, and
the reason for it mainly is that
ubiquitous m0(111)n art medium, the
cinema.
Movies Have Helped
"The 01 11011111 has done much to
bridge the gull between English and
American humor" M1'. Leister said
gravely.
A recent arrival on these shotes
from Great Britain, Mr. Leister hits
had abundant opportunity to male
Iaboratory experiments comparing the
North American and the Britannic
characteristics which a certain Broad -
Way columnist calls a
In the dual role of leading player
and director of British 111n Haty'w
latest comedy, "Tile I'lor.sernaster,"
he was In Toronto in January.
Both Sides More Alike
On both sides of the Atlantic, Mr.
Leister found that the laughs e0nle
at the same time, were of approxi-
mately the same intensity and dn1'.t-
tion.
'7t was most rental liable," he +:li•1.
"pi l3ostoll or Toronto I felt just as
if I were playing in London,"
Patting yont1'elf on the L:1cic w111
not push you forward.
"MAKE TRACKS
FOR DEH S!" w°
Hit the trail right now to more enjoy-
ment from the cigarettes you roll your-
self 1 Slip into any tobacco store and
Fet yourself a pact<age of Ogden's'
ine Cut, Then --roll a cigarette with.
this fragrant, mellowiobacco, touch a
light to it and -man ! You're there
you've found the Fine Cut that does
roll 'em smoother, sweeter, better.
And don't forget CDgden's rolls best
with Chantecler or Vogue papers.
Pipe-
Smokersl-
Rsk
For
Ogden's
Cue
Plug
P4,
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A certain justice of the peace. who
was not over -alert recalled a witness.
"My man," he said sternly, "you may
ye find yourself committed for per-
jury. Only a few moments ago you
told the court that you had only one
brother, but your sister has sworn
that she has two. Now, out with the'
truth."
Lemuel - "May I take you home,
Annabelle?"
Annabelle - "Sure, where do you
live?"
There seem to be three kinds of
workers. For example, when a piano
is to be moved, the first gets behind
and pushes, the second stands in the'
front and guides, and the third grabs'
the piano stool.
RULES FOR HAPPINESS
Life should be filled with love and
song,
Who cares when troubles come?
For when a little thing goes wrong,
Just hum.
If clouds do darken skins cf blue
And blacken everything,
Take this advice, it's quite the time
To sing.
If the whole world seems very drear
And lonesome all the while,
And you 111a1Ce the skies seom clear,
Just smile.
For when tItere comes a',r 'toiled
time
That's full of days so gray,
To ,rake the world get bat: its rime,
Be gay.
In the good old days of adventure
and romance a king's jester one day
found IIis Majesty bending over a
basin and washing, his foe,". In a spirit
of fun the jester gave the king a re-
sounding kick on that part of his sac-
red person situated directly behind
his stomach. Deeply enraged the king
ordered the immediate execution of
his audacious jester, but finaaly con-
sented to pardon slim if he would
make an apology more oturageous
than the original insult. The con-
demned jester reflected for a moment
and then remarked: "Will your Maj-
esty please forgive me. I slid not know
it was you. I thought it was the
Queen."
There was an eminent lawyer in
New York, years ago, who was fond
of displaying his legal iearniug, es-
pecially to members of his office staff.
Be. was not too prottcl to give even the
office boy the benefit of hid wisdom
and his experience,
Someone asked the boy :
Questioner -- "(low lunch does
your boss pay yon?"
Office boy - "Ten thousand dollars
a year."
Questioner --- "What, tan thousand
a year for an office boy?"
Office 130y - "Yes, fn11r (loners a
NV rk in cash and the rest in legal ad-
vice.
:. jt (Igo aa9;i ,1 a prisoner if there
117115 ally 1;'.15911 rte rnuld llama why
be shined not 1.;" 1' silenced to ten
y."urs at hard Is', r.nr. The prisoner
bold flim 1. t . ,e''t 1111 think of any,
but he v1•' l sur',' his lawyer could be-
cause that 'vas why he hired him.
STOPPED iN A MINUTE ...
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