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CHAPTER I.
MR, BRYDEN BEGINS HIS
JOURNEY
"Now then, guard! hurry up and
unlock the door, or she'll go with-
out me," cried a little man who was
tugging viciously at the door of a
first-class smoking compartment in a
corridor carriage attached to the 9-
15 express."Do you hear?" he bawl-
ed."The confounded thing's off with-
out me — a thing that never hap-
pened before. By George, I'll sue 'em
for damages; I'll write to every news-
paper in London, I'll expose the rot-
tenness of this concern, I'll—Guardl"
he shouted, in a state of frenzy, leav-
ing the door and faking a move as
if to rush to the rear of the train.
"Guard!"
"Yes, sir," said a quiet voice be-
hind the angry passenger. "The very
same compartment you had a week
ago—number seventeen sixty, smok-
ing-"
The little man turned sharply
round and faced a burly guard who
was holding the door of the compart-
ment open. ,The great black beard
and whiskers of his face almost hid
the smile that played upon it, but
the keen eyes of the little man saw
the amused look, and his wrath blaz-
ed forth afresh.
"Wen seconds more and she'd have
gone without me—"
"She'd as soon have thought of go-
ing without me, Mr. Boyden, inter-
posed the guard, "and that's saying
a lot.,"
"Ten seconds more -- confound
your interruptions — and she'd have
gone -without me, growled the pas-
senger, as he stepped into the com-
partment. "But if she had, by 'George,
I€ ; ;wouldn't have give_ n much for your
berth oar tis line; and. r woul'iIny "
have given much for theacornpany's
traffie to the North either I'd have
diverted every cent's worth of my
patronage and a lot of other folks
too, to the opposition line. It's mon-
strous to keep a regular customer
waiting like that, unable to get into
one of these beastly holes."
' A Word With The Driver
"I was having a word with the
driver," said the guard, as he lock-
ed the door of the compartment. "Is
there anything you'd like bringing
before we start, Mr. Boyden?"
"Having a word with the driver!"
echoed the little passenger. "There's
too much of that sort of thing on
this line. You'll be going to sleep
in your van some night, and the
driver'll be having a word with his
mate in the Alb, and between you
you'll forget where you are and
what's due to the cattle in your
charge, and we shall all be sent
to---"
Mr. Bryden did not finish his sen-
tence, for the train having given a
little jerk he lost his balance and
was thrown somewhat violently upon
the seat.
"I w;sh." said Mr. Bryden, jump-
ing up in a spirit of subdued fury --
"I wish they'd broken ane an arm—
wish they'd back'd a Iittle bit harri-
er, so that they would have given
nee shock to the system. I wish
they'd done anything to hurt me —
then I'd have the law of 'em. I'd have
swamped their dividends for six
months. It was a mean, cowardly,
skulking move was that. I might
•
have smashed my jaw against the
window -sash, I might have had an
eye knocked out, I might have been
paralysed for ever, all on account of
the wretched incompetence of the
Men who are put in charge of this
express. But I'll write to the direc-
tors as sure as I live, and lodge a
complaint against the lot of you."
"It was a pure accident, sir," said.
the guard•
"Accident be hanged! retorted Mr.
Bryden. "It was gross carelessness.
A man like that drunken Williams
is not fit to drive the 9.15 express,"
"He's a teetotaler, sir," said the
guard, with mild correctiveness.
"Well, if he is, that fellow who
drives the 7.10 express isn't," said
Mr. Boyden, illogically. "I've seen
hint with my own eyes drink some-
thing from a bottle he carries in the
cab."
"It's cold tea," said the guard.
"C.old fiddlesticks," snapped Mr.
Bryden. "I know better than that."
"Then you know more than I do,"
replied his companion, "and I've tast-
ed it a dozen tines at Ieast. It's cold
tea with a good slice of lemon in
it, and very good stuff it is, too,
in the hot season."
"Bosh!" He's given you the wrong
bottle — a sleight-of-hand trick, I'll
warrant — gives you cold tea, and
puts the whisky in his pocket, and
chuckles all the time, I'lI be bound.
How long are you going to be be-
hind in starting?" he demanded, sud-
denly changing the subject, and
drawing his watch forth. "We're two
minutes late already — it's shame-
ful, shameful It's outrageous," con-
tinued the little man, replacing his
watch, .
9 I thank ,_you're wrong, sir," said
`�ie'gwtarcl: 'Zt- sttr`-��v€rfi`ts'"'t�'ee ilii=,
utes before we reach the quarter,
otherwise I shouldn't be here." .
"Preposterous! Ridiculousl" ex-
claimed Mr. Bryden. "You mean to
say that this chronometer, one of the
beat ever -made in London, is
wrong?" -
"You Both Are Wrong"
"Without saying that, I say we're
three minutes off the quarter — look
at my watch, sir, and look at the
clock, you can just see it from here."
"Wrong, you're both wrong —
believe my own timepiece before all
the station machines put together—
stop though, let me see."
Mr. Bryden placed the watch to
his ear for a moment, and then look-
ed calmly at the guard as he began
to turn the key and said, "I'm wrong
for once — I'll admit it. I forgot to
wind the thing up."
"Well, 1 must be going," said the
guard, upon whom the extraordinary
conclguct of the little passenger had
produced no other effect than a ser-
ies of smiles. "You're bound for the
same old place, of course, and you'll
want waking at the .usual tine?"
"Just the same as usual, guard,"
returned Mr. Bryden with a curious
change from his real or feigned
anger to a tone of grateful trust.
"After all, there are some decent
fellows on the line, and 1 really don't
knew how 1 should get through any
journeys North if it weren't for yam
attentions to me. By the way, don't,
if you can help it, put anybody else
into this corridor carriage. i, fellow
got in last week, and I could swear.
1 saw hint peering in at any window
when he thought I was asleep. He
nearly made nay heart stand still
with terror - - a tall -man, with bushy
hair and whiskers, and faultlessly
dressed,"
"I saw the man get in, sir," said
the guard, "but .I've heard nothing
about this midnight visit before•"
"No," said Mr. Bryden, with a
shudder, "I've said nothin • for fear
of being laughed at, But I'd rather
have given fifty pounds than see that
face staring at nae through the win-
dew."
"Don't think about it, sir," said
the guard. "I'11 take care nothing of
that sort happens to -night. I'll keep
a special eye on you and your com-
partment. Now a little sip out of
the `other bottle' wouldn't be amiss,
would it, sir, just now?"
The guard laughed at his • little
joke, and Mr. Bryden laughed also,
and felt glad to do it. He sank into
his seat as the guard's whistle sound-
ed, and the 9.15 express began to
move out of the station on its 'jour-
ney. North.
"If- there's one thing forwhich I
especially thank heaven," murmured
Mr. Bryden, as he settled himself for
his journey, "it is that I'm a bach-
elor, and have practically no living
relatives. The first thing saves both
me and some woman who might have
been a wife a world of anxiety, and
the second has saved me from hav-
JG; `atis nt Needs
Cheerful Ro,+�a
Oleo Choice Its Important In
Decoration of Hospital. ---Men.
tel Patients is like daze..
if you "want to stay avowal awhile
•ind taut about that operation, don't
.t:other about the color effects in your
'loom. But If you want to be swift and
lre in recovery, pay close attentiton
the hospital's decorations before
oosing a room,
Proper colo'' selection as an aid to
�.erapeutics is discussed by Dr. A. G.
t icliolls, of Montreal, in an editorial
in the current edition of the Canadian
i4ledical Association 'Journal. Color in
os itals can be used to ereate an at.
osphere of cheerfulness or to eiccite
cl.eiinite mental reaction in the pa-
tient, Dr. Nicholls says.
"Not only does the mind react vari-
ously to the stimulus of different eel -
'01'$, but the muscles and the skin.like-
wise," the editorial explains. Listed
;as "stimulating exciting" hues are red,
-orange and yellow, while blue, green
and violet are "restful,` tranquiliz-
' ig>,
"A color scheme that would be help -
at to the convalescent patient might
be quite, unsuitable for the restless or
I•delirious one," Dr. Nicholls continues.
4 We have, therefore, in the decorating
,.pt.hospitals and asylums to use disere--
ing the life worried out of me. I've tkbxi, having in mind the end we wish
no affectionate woman to pester me to attain:'
to death about catching cold in the metalling case history, the article
gelates that in Switzerland "in a red
'pavilion ; having red walls, red ear-
pets and red lights, a number of mel-
ancholic . women were placed and in a
comparatively short time their depres-
•sion apparently was overcome and
they became brighter and more con-
^ tented."
The conception that walls in hos-
pital wards must be white—"because
white suggested purity" --is passing.
"It should be obvious that white ob-
;jActs can be as dirty and germ -laden
,t s colored ones, and, of course, much
more monotonous."
Color schemes may be daring in
mental hospitals. During tests "in
every group of insane patients blue
was found to be the most pleasing
color, green was a distant second; red
a close third, with violet, yellow and
orange fourth, fifth and sixth in that
order.
"Green was better liked by males
and red by females," the editorial con-
cludes. "Red, orange and yellow were
more pleasing to the manic-depres-
sives than to others, and green was
the most pleasing to those with de-
mentia praecox."
train, and tell me she'll worry every
-moment of the time until she sees.
me again. And I've no young nieces
and nephews sending me cards at
Christmas, and ties and slippers on
my birthdays, and wondering all the
time how long it'll be before I'm be-
yond the need of either, and they can
enjoy the benefits of my industry .
and good luck — for, he continued,
pushing up the arm than divided the
seat into two comfortable chairs,
"I've had both. Without industry and
good luck I couldn't have become they`
concern of Bryden and Beldon, deal-
ers in everything from a pair of curl-
ing -tongs to a grand piano."
Darkness was falling as Mr. Bry-
den placed his silk hat on the rack
and took from a little bag a rough
Tam O'Shanter, a meerschaum pipe
of liberal dimensions, and a tin of
tobacco.
A Little Fellow
He filled the pipe slowly, put it be-,
twee- his teeth, lighted the tobacco,
and settled himself luxuriously on his
back, with his bag as a pillow.
"And next to being a bachelor," he
continued, but thinking this time and
not uttering the word's audibly, "I'm
thankful to heaven for having made ,
nie a little. 'asx. ,mon 1.
1 n ` ' noses ' o
d nix%
t1e,.cSiap, a
about article' made in Germany theta`
he does about English grammar,
says. "It's so convenient and ecohom-
ical to be stall. Looking at.myseif
as a sort of engine, it doesn't take
more than half as much fuel to keep
nae going as it does to keep old Till-
man, of the Stock Exchange. And if
I Weren't a very little fellow I
couldn't possibly lie at full length on
the seat of one of these corridor car-
riages. If anybody asked me why I
continue to travel in these newfan-
gled things after my: scare last week,
I should tell him it was because of
habit and selfishness habit through
having travelled in a corridor car-
riage ever since they were put on
the line, and selfishness because when
I lie at full length on the seat no
mean-spirited fellow can crush into
the corner at my feet, and make me
have to curl my legs up and get the
cramp •"
Mr. Bryden puffed at his pipe for
some minutes in a sleepy fashion,
and propped his head up so that • he
might look upon the fast -darkening
landscape.
"She's getting along," he said, tak-
ing the pipe from his mouth. "She,
must be doing a level sixty just now.
There certainly is one slight objec-
tion to carriages of this sort, and
that is that the double windows blur
the outlook rather. But I've been th's.
journey so often that I know the
scenery by heart, and I don't ni:ss
much. Let me see — on an average
I've gone North once a fortnight for
the last ten years, not reckoning the
A Blizzard Completely Blocked This Street
Workmen are tilling a horse-drawn truck to remove, some of the sriory at 13utfale,
heavy blizzard: Ths 4014t% pI` thelia aged aisa odt hat 1110 's -drawn vehicles.
ter the recent
British "Who's Who"
Duke of Windsor and His Wife
Are Included in the Royal
Family Section
.The Duehess of Windsor entered
the Who'd Who last week with publi-
cation of the 1938 edition.
The Duke and Duchess were listed
in the section, reserved for the Royal
Family, their names appearing thus:
"Edward 'Albert Christian George
Andrew Patrick David (Duke of Wind-
sor), • Succeeded his father, King Geo.
V, January 20, 1936; abdicated Dec.
11, 1936. Married June 3, 1937, Mrs.
Wallis Warfield."
Selassie Still Emperor
The new. Who's Who is 23 pages
larger than the 1937 edition, having
3,783 pages.
The editors still list Haile Selassie
as Emperor of Ethiopia and give him
the same amount of space as Premier
Mussolini of Italy. Each received 32
lines of print. Mussolini's biography
is in Italian.
Chancellor Hitler, of Germany, and
Stalin, Soviet dictator, 'occupied five
and four lines, respectively.
Lovelorn Beauty's
Husband Suicides
A young Hungarian beauty
queen's love for tho livelier life of
the United States caused the tragic
journeys before thori; and that's
equal to two hundred and sixty jour-
neys out and the same number home,
and represents a tolerably heavy
mileage."
Again Mr. Dryden had a short
spell of silent smoking, after which
he ,resumed his talk to himaclf,
"Beldon always asks was why on
earth I don't go by one: of the Pull-
man. sleeping cars. But I always :set-
tle him by saying that I don't want
• su :, o acing by trying to sleep in a
thing that's neither bed, hammock,
ahelf, nor cupboard, and that as long
as I do this journey I shush stick to
the seat of a decent first-class smok-
er. If Beldon thinks he'd like the
Pullman better he's welcome to try
it when he succccd3 tae in the branch
of the business — and that he'll do
in October, just "brut three -months
from naw. 1`'at really I must settle
down r a bit of seep, or I shan't.
x'e w•m .b c• •^i:;C for work to-an8r-
Here Corner.
By ELEANOR DALE
HAPPY NEW YEAR DEPENDS
ON GOOD DIGEST ON
A "Happy and Prosperous New
Year" just isn't possible for anyone
while they are feeling over -stuffed
and over -fed from the Christmas sea-
son, All the good wishes in the world
won't make a person any happier un-
less they get some light and easily
digested food to 'offset she tasty
but rich food they have been con-
suming the last few days,
Light, digestible and flavoursome,
are moulded jelly salads. These can
accompany the cold sliced chicken,
turkey, goose or what -have -you left
over from the holiday dinner. With
tea biscuits and a light dessert, this
is all you need to serve an appetis-
ing, stimulating and very satisfying.
lunch or supper.
Here are a few moulded salads
which' are perfect for any occasion
but come in especially handy right
now.
Sunny Orange Supper Plate
1 package quick -setting orange
jelly powder.
1 cup warm water
1 cup orange juice and water
2 oranges, sections free from mem-
brane and diced
1 cup diced celery, salted
d teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vingear
Dash of tabasco.
Dissolve jelly powder in warm wa-
ter. Add orange • juice and water.
Chill. When slightly thickened, fold
in oranges. Combine celery, salt,
vinegar and tabaseo; fold at once in-
to slightly thickened jelly-. Turn in-
to
individfal moulds, Chill until
firm. Unmould on crisp lettuce and
garnish with anayonna.se. • ilai'.es 8
moulds,
Red Crest Tomato Aspic
1 package strawberry jelly powder
2'4 cups cooked or canned tomatoes
23i, teaspoons prepared horseradish
1% teaspoons scraped 'onion
1% teaspoons salt
Dash of Cayenne
Dissolve jelly in warn' tomatoes,
Add horse -radish, onion, salt and
Cayenne. Force through sieve. Turn
into individual molds. Chill until
firm, Garnish with mayonnaise.
Serves 4.
Another salad that you will find
useful anytime and especially now is
YEAR 'ROUND SALAD
1 package lemon or lime jelly pow-
der
1 pint warm water •
2 tablespoons vinegar
1 teaspoon salt
% cup cabbage, finely shredded
1 cup celery, finely cut
1 pimiento, finely cut
1 tablespoon green pepper, finely
chopped
Dissolve jelly powder in warm wa-
ter. Add vinegar and salt. Chill.
When slightly thickened, fold in re-
maining ingredients. Turn into in-
dividual molds. Chill until firm. Un -
mold. Garnish with mayonnaise.
Serves 6.
death. of her husband in the sleepy
Carpathian' village of Roncona, Czec-
hoslovakia.
Aranka Miklos, "Miss Hungaria
1936," was the bride of Johann Sca-
laj when he returned proudly to his
home Iast year from Philadelphia.
They were happy until Aranka,
thinking of her life in the U.S.,
soured of their simple fain life.
She disappeared.
Scalaj burned himself to death in
his barn.
Difference In Toy
Arid Model Trains
Latter Is For the Man With Sup-
pressed Desires
There is a big difference between.
toy -°'nidi ` 'iii '"'tidae]' l aim A
model train is for the man whose sup-
pressed desire is to be a railroad
president or who secretly covets the
job of being the engineer of a railway
system. Building model systems often
develops into a major bobby.
One store we know has the equip-
ment, which consists of making min-
iatures of real railroads. Small copies
of the locomotives and cars that pull
out of terminals every day or carry
freight and passengers all over the
country on all the railway lines can
be made with this equipment. There
are parte for freight cars, oil tankers
refrigerated cars and the latest pas-
senger coaches.
Building any of these is almost as
complicated as building the real thing.
The whole family sometimes joins in
this hobby when it comes to making
scenery—towns, stations, mountains,
trees, gardens and so on.
Damascus Nearly
4,000 Years Old
History and archaeology tell us that
the first cities oz' towns in the world
were built by the Sumerians in the
Tigris -Euphrates Valley, perhaps as
early as 4500 I3,C. Towns and vil-
lages exist on some of these sites to-
day, but none can be pointed to as
existing continuously.
Damascus, on an oasis in Syria,
has the general reputation :of being
the oldest city' in the would in con-
tinuous existence. It is mentioned in
Genesis as already being a town in
the day. of Abraham-, probably 2,000
B. C.
In Africa a reasonably good case
can be made out for Cairo as the site
of a city or 'town for more than
2,400 years, but it is not certain that
small breaks in the continuity did
not occur. On the edge '.of Cairo tot.
day are the ruins of. Heliopolis, found-
ed some 5,000 yea's before Christ.
It . had a continuous existence until
Ronan tines, but finally fell into
ruin,
Nurses Should Soothe
Their Patients' Nerves
Nurses last week were urged to
hold hands with their patients.
Dr. Ansel M. Caine, of Tulane Uni-
versity Medical School, . in making
the suggestion before the Southern
Medical Association meeting at New
Orleans, advocated it, not as a boon,
to budding romances, but as a help
in 'soot'hing the nerves a patients on
the operating 'table,
Ile saki that "a gentle pat" on the
elaeelt atrd' • "a light squeeze of the
ha,ncio by. tilt .n'Urljts" "is yety Ii�lf►ful•.Y3
Declares Girls
Mature at Six
•
But Irish Author Believes Boys
Require 40 Years to "Grow Up"
Girls mature at the age of six; boys
not until they are 40 says Liam O'Fla-
herty, Irish author of "The Informer,"
and to this he attributes the tribula-
tions of mankind.
The tall writer arrived on this con-
tinent last week, from Ireland, for a
short visit before he heads south to
"work."
"I am now 40 and have only just
reached maturity," said O'Flaherty; "I
have given up drinking, late hours and
all that sort of thing.. Like most young
Irishmen,.1 have spent years wander-
ing, dissatisfied. But now I can see
that was only a ;phase Tbave grown
up at last. •
Get Fight Out of System
"Girls start in to play with dolls and
dolls' houses in their infancy — play-
ing then at what will later be their
Iife's work — but boys never get ser-
iously down to business?'
"What about little boys who play
with soldiers? Aren't they showing
.how they- will fight their way in the
world?" the author was asked.
"They are so, and isn't that just
What I was teilin' yet," .replied O'Fla\
herty. "The girls start to demonstrate
their natural metiers first of all. You
wouldn't call it a sign of maturity to
start lighting. People only 'grow up
when they get that out of their sys-
tem."
In the early 19th century, the
deeks of Britain's East India mea'
chantmen featured small vegetable
gardens in boxes. Daily increasing
temperatures caused the seed to
" shoot up surprisingly .fast, making
the crop turnover more rapid than
in any place on land.
THE
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..As for your room, at
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Ana The Shekon's location
is ideal...on.the edge of the
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