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HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1937-12-02, Page 7aee !ossified dvertising :‹61X4.:*:(0I,X4f,:t.X44N4:4:•=g6W2072f.W41:0;0:4s0A'4X4;4:40:t44•7.41*:g.:$X4,24.2,:;;o AGENTS WANTED leA.LESMAN WANTED SY "'me owe RE - 1144° 44mtn4zi Neleeedes" (Eritablisheci 100 -Yeare). Send for Centennial Catalogue and Special ranee. Start now, exclusive terrie tory in town or Country; liberal terms; ire° outelt. Stone and Wellington, Toren% 2. sontEs cum/ANTE= eirsomens, hoeiery. Menu flutterers. Stores, Estee - 'tithed 25 eeere, Christmas eellee, E,xperl- ence upnecessary. Get details. Sobees, 140 Farnham, Qtre, REPRESENTATIVE WANTED FOR HOS- tory manufacturer for this dietriet. Only energetic man considere0, write tau par- ticulars to Mr. Elliott, 72 Queen West, To- ronto. AMAZING PROFITS, AGENTS, ROUTE MEN Belling stores, homes. Hundreds of big money makers. Clete ling, dry goods, toilet preparations, household specialties, drug elerulries. Free catalogue. Write Re.leo, Wholesale, Box 1404, Montreal, AGENT$ TO sent MEN'S NECKTIES FOR Chrletmae. Good profits. Write for samples and price net. e/furgatrold Agencies, Yonge St. Arcade, Toronto. SELL GLYCO HANDCLEANER AGENTS WANTED IN ALL COMMUNITIES to demonstrate and eell Glyco, the perfect hand cleaner. Glyco overcomes competition, :Jure repeat sales summer and winter. Ex, elusive territory. Gino Company of Canada, St. Nicholas Building, Montreal. WATCHES, BLANKETS, SETS OF SILVER - ware, Toiletware and many other useful articles given to our agents. Send for free catalog. Royal Mail Order Co. 88 Sherbourne Street, Toronto. ARMY STORES WRITE FOR CHRISTMAS CATALOGUE, (special prices, Boots, Blankets, etc. Army Stereo, 338 Queen St., East, Toroato, BARN ROOFING—FENCE POSTS OUR. DIRECT FACTORY PRICES SAVE; YOU money on Supertite galvanized mange Superior. Steel Fence Poste and steel gran- ary lining. Superior Products Limited, Sar- nia, Ont. BOOKS AND MAGAZINES USED MAGAZINES—DETECTIVE, ADVEN- tura Western, Sport, Lave, 30 for $1.00. Collect. Harbord Stamp Store, Toronto 4. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES WOMEN — START A DRESS AND LIN- gerie business of your own. A shop, or from your own home. Excellent profit, increasing business. Prices to meet competition, and garments superior in quality. Small invest- ment starts you off. Write, Canadian Dress Company, 7A Camden Street, Toronto. CARPETS RE -WOVEN INTO RUGS OLE. CARPETS WOVEN INTO REVERS- ible Rugs. Write for price list. Baker Cleaning Co., Toronto 4. DOGS ENGLISH FOXHOUNDS, 1% YnAas, EITH- er sex, 320.00, including pedigree; walkers, either sex, $15.00 (started), pups three months, $8.00; dark silk mink, 325.00. Bugle Kennels and Fur Farm, Lombardy, Ont. ELECTRIC WELDER THE TRINDL ELECTRIC WELDER--WON- derful new invention. Operates from 6 -volt battery, Welds—Solders—Brazes. 33.95 de- livered. 01.,, H. Anderson, Lindsay, Ont. FILMS AND PRINTS ROLLS DEVELOPED, PRINTED, 1 FREE enlargement 25c. Re -prints 10 for 250. , Photo -Craft, 183% ken St. E, Toronto. 5E110 PRICES, EXPERT WORK. ROLL with free enlargement 25c. Travanna Stud - los, 93 Niagara Street, St, Catharines, Ont, • PORTRAIT IN FOLDER—FREE WITH EVERY 'ROLL PERFECTLY DEVEL- oped and printed. 250 (coin). Star Snap- shot Service. 166 Keno St. West,' Dept. Y, Toronto. CHRISTMAS CARDS FROM YOUR FAVOUR- ite negatives, 3 for 25c; 75c a dozen; com- plete with envelopes. Enlargements 5 x 7 in easle frame, 30c; 2 for 75c. Roll Olins developed and printed, 25e; reprints 3c each, Free enlargement with every 25e order. Brightting, 29 Richmond St. E., Toronto. ROLLS DEVELOPED AND EIGHT PRINTS with free enlargement, 25c. Reprints 3c each. Commercial Photo Service, Dept. B., Outremont, Que. SPECIAL OFFER! THREE, 5 x 7 GLOSSY enlargements, 25c. Send your beet negatives. Everett Wees, Route 3, Sarnia. FOR SALE FANNING MILL (ELINE), PROOF BEST NMI, sells price new (Auction Sale* Kline letanclactoring, Islington, Ontario. SPECTACLE FRAMES, 31,50. PRESCRIP- bons ailed. Special low prices. By mail. Scbaefer Optical, 156 Yonge, Toronto. FURNITURE LYONS' TRADE-IN DEPT. The v onderful bargains in our Furniture Trade-in Dept. have made this the most popu- lar in Toronto. Space will not permit us to list mere than a few of our specials, If you do not see what you want advertised, write and let us know your needs. Every piece of furniture is sanitarily treated and completely refinished to look like new. All orders care- fully packed for immediate shipment on re- ceipt of money order. $3qon Peautiful 5 -Piece bedroom suite •„'10 In two-tone walnut, dragger and vanity web large swing mirrors, teal size becl, sagless spring add new ell -felt, roll edge rnattresr; new condition. $69,041 le -Piece walnut bedroom suite — large .4 dresser, triple mirror vanity, OK ream, full size bed, eagiess spring and brand new all -felt mattress. Completely re- finished litte new. Cost over 3200.00, A real bargain. $49.0011.nlodern 9-plece walnut finish din- groom Matte. Buffet, ellna cab- inet, extension table and 6 leather seatchairs, Completely refiniebed. A real smart suite. V A ore Dlning room suite, 8 pleceg, large 'Jr.' buffet, extension table and six strong leather -seat chairs; glearanteed clean and In good 'condition. nee Chesterfield °atilt, 8 pieces, in - Wee' eeee"-' eluding 3-plece chesterfield suite trpholetered in a good hard wearing brown ropp, with reversible Marehall cushions; end table, bridge lamp and shade, metal emoking stand and silk chesterfield cashion. A real outstanding value. se 3.me Large 3-plece chesterfield suite, upholstered In brown repp with fig- ured reversible Marshall spring cusbions, A real good looking and comfortable suite. Hurry for this offer. to eeei Bed outfit, full size steel bed, sag- efiee."‘e" less spring and new roll edge all felt mattress. Large assortment ot kitchen eableets, manna machibes, gas stoves, library,/ tables, wardrobes, beds, eprings, mattresses,' odd dreseers, chiffonlets, studio couehes, at amazingly low prices. Trade4n Dept, LYONS' BEDDING AND UPHOLSTERING CO. 478 Ybnele St., Toronto HAIRDRESSING SCHOOLS Aeoemee s' ACADZMV OF 1tAIRDRE$S1NG, Government licensed. We train you tor Board Examitiation. Free prespeettes, 961 Moor West, Toronto, MA DAME nuresore SCHOOL, IIA.IRDRESS- Ing ane Bee ale, Collette. Write for pamph- let 77 V. Street, Toronto, MAIR 090DS WT0S, TOUPEES, TRANsPonmATioisis, Brews, Curls, and all typo of finest (mai- Re Hair Goode. Write for illustrated eata- logue, Toronto Haman Hair Supply Co., 528 Satburet Street, Toronto, ear— HON EY uteLtatous AMI3EIR goNI3X, CONTAINS. NO buckwheat, 6-10's, $4.20, H. D. McIntyre, Bridgeport, Ont. MEDICAL WHY SUFFER? ONLY 350 WILL, CONVINCE you that Tweezer Varicose Salve will give permanent relief from ulcers, running serea, new or old wounde, Money -back guarantee. Mazer Mfg., 331 Flora Avenue, Winnipeg, ARE YOU SICK? NATURE HAS A nintaran, FOR ALL COM - mon ailments. No drug, pills, capsalee, or Ilquide—ONLY NATURAL REMEDY— Free Booklet, "Nature's Way to Health"— No obligation. Indian Herbal Remedy Com- pany, 2090W Dundee St. West, Toronto. YOU CAN 0020 ENTIRELY FREE FROM ASTHMA HAY FEVER AND BRONCHITIS. REVOLU- tionary discovery of European physician has worked wonders. It quickly removes all traces of respiratory troubles however stub- born they appear to be. Write for free in- formation. RMS. Laboratories of Canada, Ltd., Dept. 1-629, Vancouver Bieck, Van- couver, B.C. WHY SUFFER? WHEN YOU CAN GET IMMEDIATE RELIEF from Head Colds, Catarrh anti Deafness, by tieing "NAMELESS" Cold Remedy. Trial will convince. By mail Mc. A product of The Purity Chemical Co., Exeter, Ontario. GARLIC PEARLES SOLUBLE CAPSULES PURE ESSENTIAL OIL of fresh garlic. No disagreeable odor nor after-taste. Por arthritis, prostate gland, ca- tarrh and other obstinate disorders. They are an Internal disinfectant regulating the entire digestive system and are an excellent safeguard against common colds. $3 per 100 (enough for five weeks). R. Adam, P.C. Box 374, Vancouver, B.C. DR. LEFEVRE'S GENUINE DEHYDRATED Garlic and Spinach Powder in capsules. Na- ture's germ killer and antiseptic, odorless, tasteless, blood builder, strengthener; anti - catarrhal; for men, women and children. 50e and 32, Prepaid. Addrees Frisco Importing Co., Ltd., 441 Seymour St., Vancouver. PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN OPERA - tion. Beesley's Bitters (all -herb tonic) prevents ulcers or ulcerations of the stem- Dah if you are suffering from internal trouble. Write for the testimonials we have from living people. Mrs. T. Van Camp, manufacturer, 107 Langley Ave., Toronto. MISCELLANEOUS LEARN SHORTHAND, ACCOUNTANCY, Typrewriting by mall. Satisfied students throughout Canada. Write for free prospec- tus. Dept. C, Canada Business College, Hamilton, Ontario. 16 LBS. VERY GOOD BROKEN LEAF TO- bacco 32. 7 lbs. 31. G. Dubois., 2624 Rideau, Ottawa. CHOICE QUALITY EASTERN MINK, ruin- ed from best strains of Labrador and Que- bec. They have all the fine characteristics of mink from that section, 125 breeders sold in 2 years. Last year's pelt average 327.75. Reasonably priced. C. Bisbee, Ailfston, Ont. BLEILE READERS—THE TRUTH OF ETER- nal Life information free. Write, G. Luard, Clover Bar, Alberta. 20 YARDS! "QUILT REMNANTS" — 31.00. Washfast. Cottons! Prints! Broadcloths! Silks! Free! "70 Quilt Patterns.," "Collect." Refund guarantee. Maritime Textiles, 8049 Degaspe. Department Wits. Montreal. MEN WANTED WANTED — AMBITIOUS MEN, 18 YEARS or over, to learn detective work. 131g pay. Rewards. Interesting home -study course. Free information. Write to Morris L. Julien, Box 25, Station T., Montreal, PATENT ATTORNEY ROY L. KNOX, REGISTERED ATTORNEY. Information regarding Invention Patents; Drawings; Registrations; Sales. 14 Metcalfe, Ottawa, PATENTS AN OFFER TO EVERY INVENTOR. LIST of inventions and full information sent free. The Ramsay Company, Registered Patent Attorneys, 273 Bank St., Ottawa, Can. PERSONAL ARE YOU RUPTURED? RELIEF, COMFORT, positive support with our advanced method. No elastic or understraps or steel. Write, Smith Manufacturing Co., Dept. 219, Pres- ton, Ont. PERSONALITY CHART SENT FREE RAYMAR, CANADA'S FOREMOST ADVIS- er on human problems, will send a Character and Personality Chart free to anyone who writes him. This amazing free offer is made merely to advertise Mason's 49 Cold Remedy and le available for a limited time only. Write today enclosing a self-addressed, stamped envelope and your birth -date, Ad- dress — Raymar, care of Mason Remedies, Limited, 10-18 McCaul Street, Toronto, Ca - hada. PIGEONS MAGPIES, HELMETS, HOMERS, NUNS, Fantails. High class pigeons priced reason- ably. Write Perry Auderson, Kincardine, Ontario. PROPERTIES FOR SALE OLD ESTABLISHED, GROCERY, MEATS, Modern Fixtures, Apartment—Garage — ir Toronto. Doing 3400.00 weekly. Box 101, Wilson Publishing Co., Toronto, POULTRY Mille TO EDWARD WILSON RIIG'D TOP MARKET PRICES PAID FOR DRESSED Poultry and Eggs. Ea. Wilson, Regal., 44 Bonsecours Mkt., Montreal. PUREBRED BOURBON RED TURKEYS, bred from prize winning high production ancestors. LOrge, healthy, vigorous birds, toms $4.45, hens 53.21. Stanley tarstead, Denotes, Ont. POULTRY MEDICINE ROUP. COLDS, SCRATCHES, SORES, leTii„ auickly relieved with Billies elleetrie 011. Many home 1.1SC5, TW,, EIZCS -^ 79e (8 i ) 211c (2 oz.). Makers .1 f Briggs Black Oil, Kennedy's Founder and Hoof Ointment. De- pendable ovee 88 years. S*41 hy erneelste. For F1110E information write re 0 Briggs & Sons. Torente QUILTING PATTERNS FREE! — 70 QUILTING PATTERNS! GI ANT washfast remnants! "Makes five tunas" Cottoriel Plinth! Silks! Eiderdown' a 31.00 "Collect," Sample bindle — 25e, Re Real Cluarahteel Maritime Textiles, 8040 De. .gaere.• Montreal. RADIOS 1938 CUSTOM -QUALITY RADIOS SENSATIONJeL NEW 1938 MERCURY MIS- tom-Qtrality Phonola Radios, delivered d1' - eel" from our laboratories, Eighteen models, antornatic tilting. Battery and Vibrator. New loW prices. Send far teen t"t»leo eferepry Radio Compeny, $1700 Cneege te' Torontii. HIS BACK ACHED , FOR 4 YEARS 'Kruschen Put Him Right vor four years, this men's back ached &most continuously. Now, at 57, he starts the day fresh as a dalaY, and his back aches no more. Read his story :— "I had continuous backache for fear years, I looked on the black sicle of everything. Now, I write with extreme gratitude for what Kruschen Salts has done for inc.' The freshness with which I start ray day's week is perfectly nearveNous. After seven days of Eruschen, I felt better and could get up irnrnediateler, without any special effort. I am 57, and my early morning dose of Kruschen is my salvation."—J.T, The kidneys are the filters of the human machine. If they become slug- gish, impuritiesfind their way into the Wood -stream and produce troub- lesome symptoms --- backetche, rheu- matism, and depression. The numerous salts in Kruschen quickly coax your kidneys back to healthy normal action. As an im- mediate result, you experience relief from those old dragging pains. As you persevere, you lose your pains altogether. STAMPS 95 000 STAMP ACCUMULATIONS Jubilees, coronations, Airmail, Edwards, Colonials, Revenues, Pictorials, In- cluding Commemoratives, Samples 1,000, fifty cents. James Shrimpton, Wadena, Sae- Icetchewan, !I TAXIDERMY ARTIFICIAL EYES AND SKULLS — TAXI- dermist and furriers supplies (as used in our own workshops). Send for free cata- logue. Oliver Spanner and Co., Ltd., 28 Elm Street, Toronto. TANNING FOX PELTS TANNED AND MADE INTO Scarfs. Animal skins tanned and made into floor rugs. Deer and Moose Heads mounted. By expert Furriers and Taxidermists. Satig- faction guaranteed, prices reagonable. Oliver Spanaer Co., Ltd., 28 Elm St,, Toronto. TOBACCO LEAF DT RLEY, FOUR POUNDS 31.00. fourteen pounds $3.00. Five pounds Virginta Leaf Cigarette Tobacco $2.00. Postpaid with flavoring, Natural Leaf Tobacco Co., Lea- mington, Ontario. Ontario's Tobacco Crop Was Sold Within Ten Days Canada's Newest Large Agricul- tural Crop Unique on This Con- tinent — Growers and Buyers Budget Production. SIMCOE, ONT.—With the final' curtain rung down today on the 1937 tobacco market, growers of Canada's newest large agricultural crop were abletope.er reckonae.their profits in excess of$100 This year's Market, which saw 56 million pounds of f1ue7cured tobacco snapped up by buyers in less than ten days, realized in excess of fifteen' million dollars for the 1,700 produc- ers who this spring planted 50,500 acres to the crop. Available figures, show that tobacco produced a return' of approximately $300 per acre. Chief problem until 1934 was mar- keting. Today Ontario's flue -cured tobacco growers belong to a market- ing association which rigidly controls price and acreage. Each year, with the co-operation of the prospective buyers of the crop, the tobacco pro- duction is "budgeted" and the plant- ing is done purely on a basis of the available market for that year's crop, taking into consideration, of course, growing export prospects. The growers who comprise the asso- ciation are allotted certain acreages. to plant to tobacco. Growers' Agreement When the crop is harvested, repre- sentatives of growers and buyers— all joint members of the marketing association—meet and agree on an average minimum price for the crop, In 1936, for instance, the average minimum was set at 25 cents per pound, but the price actually paid was 29 cents. This year the average minimum was 24% cents and the price paid will probably exceed 27 cents. With the co-operation of the farm- er and the buyer, a crop of 56 mil- lion pounds—more than twice, the 1936 production — was moved this year at a price which sets a new high record for returns, Today the tobacco industry in Canada is unique on the North Am- erican continent in that growers and buyers budget the annual production months elitad of time, amicably agree upon a fixed price which permits a substantial profit for all branches, end v,'ork' hand in hand for future expaneion. l';,ivorced Inside Two Hours Reno, famous for speedy divorces, will have to look to its laurels. In jugoslavla a man has succeeded in being married and divorced all with- in two hours. The man signed his marriage con -I tract at nine o'clock one morning. An horn! later he discovered that his bride, who was supposed to be 16 years Of age, was only 14, By 11 o'cluelt he had obtained a divorce, 'Ho is now su'ng' the bride's father for return of the $450 he paid to him, Penitentiary Takes To Broadcastgng Convicts in the State Penitentiary M Melbourne, Australia, wont on the AO recently, in the first radio broad- cast of its kind in Victoria. From the prison eoncert hall, be - fere an audience of 80(Y inmates, the u, :3tolytv,ictpsrolg,)%ern. seuted a typical "vari- ehe, audience yelled in appreciation when one of the performers announe- ed gravely: "We must decline any other radio engagements because we will be fully occupied here for the next few montts." Deep Plowing Smothers Grasshoppers' Eggs Grasshopper eggs are now in the ground, like seeds for next year's !crop of troubles, and farmers are concerned how to destroy as many as possible. They inept be plowed under deep, advises F; Gray Butcher, ex- tension entomologist and plant path- ologist of North Dakota Agricultural College, Disking and shallow cultivation will not bury them deeply enough to smother the young 'hoppers when they emerge next Spring. Some of the eggs may be killed by exposure to the frozen drought of Winter, but that will not account for any important percentage of them. Best of all is to watch the crowds of young grasshoppers in Spring and give them a timely Borgia banquet of poisoned bran. Australian "Charm" Industry Fltpurishes Popular Rabbit's Foot Has Been Replaced to a Great Extent by Lodestones, Golden Balls, Med- allions and Rings. More than 250,000 "lucky charms" are sold every year in New South Wales. "Nine out of ten people In all walks of life are wearers of charms," said the manager of a shop in Sydney which supplies these and other novelties. "They go out of fashion just like women's hats," he added, "and new charms are manufactured to take their place." Many airmen will not go up with- out their rabbit's foot, and many a home hangs holly to chase away tue evil spirits. But just now in Sydney there is a great run on lodestones, golden balls., medallions and lucky rings. Money -Back Guarantee The Sydney shop sells its charms under a guarantee of "results" or your money back." Only one cus- tomer in .500 ever complains; whi/o many testimonials are received from grateful charm -wearers. A young woman bought a charm and presented it to her fiance, wh'o bad been out of work for months. Immediately afterwards, she related, he obtained a good position. Both of them got work within a few days. Yachtman's Luck A- yachtman wrote to say that he had won ,many trophies since he started to wear his charm. Other users reported better health, better luck' at the races, or whatnot. "They think the charm possesses sortie mystic power which gives people more confidence in them- cltlitiTt. ow tozwoh. RAMO 1010 Olefil M ellellitatti UD SKIM STOPPED MIMES bilIceisTS 35,, 4o• • ,1 - ee, "Tortured with Liver Trouble and Rheumatic Pains" There it nothing like deep-seated liver trouble and rheumatic pains to pull you down. Here is a letter from a man who was enduring pain and misery. unnecessarily. He writes: "I have distributed a supply of Pennon Salt to a few friends who were suffering from kidney trouble, gout, etc, They have now said good- bye to their complaints. As for mysclf—I was Practically born with liver trouble and rheuma- tism. Since taking Fynnon Salt I feel like a new man and my only complaint seems tobe a gmlidalnectitee and a body fuli of energy". Penmen Salt neutralizes the Uric Acid that causes rheumatic pains, gout,,Iumbago, sciatica, eta,. Fynnon Salt brings quick relief from pain— limbe feel. simple and free once again. A ee teasPoonfarief Fynnon Salt in a tumblerful of weter every morning equals in medicinal effect three large glasses of the mineral, Vein& Me= found at. bailees British spae. Now, in your own home, you can obtain similar. benefits from a large 75c package of Fynnon Salt. Get it dram your druggist, today. If you have any difficulty getting supplies, write; Laurentian Agencies, St, Gabriel Street, Montreal, 4 LEONARD EolZ For Those Who Are HARD OF HEARING lite been sold eince back of oars, inserted in Leonard Ear Oil it rubbed in Leonard Ear OH 1907. Rood neetrils—never put in ears! air the eeseeleue in Relieves catarrh. Slops head every pedalo°. noises. Easyto use. Pee at your druiggst's. Distributors In Canada: LAURENTIAN AGENCIES, MONTREAL Issue No, 49—'37 .:eete.e.:te4; Now cellophane -wrapped to keep it factory fresh. With the easy -opening ribbon for your convenience. selves," explained the manager. Con- fidence or magic, the result is a flourishing charm industry. India's Millions Figures recently issued now reveal that the population of India is near- ing 400,000,000 and it is expected that this total will be exceeded by 1941. There could be no better proof of the efficiency of British medical services hr India than the figures given in the latest statistics. Since 1931, there has been an in- crease in population of 5 per cent and this has been achieved in spite of ,epidemics and outbreaks of malaria which, in 1935, caused 1,680,000 deaths. The total deaths in that year were 6,578,711 and the births 9,698,- 794. Stuff and Nonsense JUST BEING HAPPY Just being happy is a fine thing to do, Look on the bright side rather than the blue, Sad or sunny musing Is largely in your choosing, And just being happy is a brave work and true. Just being happy helps other souls along, Their burdens may be heavy and they not strong, Your own skies will lighten If others' skies you brighten By just being happy with a heart full of song: • A woman who formerly resided here conies back after many years to see her friends — finds what, to her, is an embarrassing condition, to wit: .A. few of these friends are not on speaking terms and she has to exercise care in making social engagements — That is whaVe usually termed small town stuff, though it can be duplicated ev- erywhere, since cities are only aggre- gations of small burgs — Nevertheless it is a deplorable condition. It can be remedied materially by cultivating a greater toleration and a wider view- point. Trouble with most of us is this: Our minds are local — they don't reach out beyond neighborhood limits ' and if they did they would be slower in making harsh judgments on the human units around them. High au - world. And good citizenship consists mainly in being charitable and go. ting along with imperfect folks like our- selves. The prosecuting aetorney had en- countered a rather difficult witness. At length, exasperated by the man's evasive answers, he asked him whe- ther be was acquainted with any of the jury, "Yes, sir," replied the witness; "more than half of them." "Are you willing to swear that you. know more than half of them?" de- manded the matt ef the law. The other thought quickly. "If it comes to that," he replied, "I aiu willing to swear that I know more than all of 'on put together!" Colored Parson — "Brother Jones, that was the best chicken ah evah et. Whereat dict you all obtain such a de- lectable fowl?" Brother *Tones — "Pahson,, when yo' preaches a good sermon does Alt ask whereat yo' obtained it? Ali craves de same fo-bearance from you," .A young flying officer, stationed somewhere in Egypt, while flying near the Great Pyramids, carrying out ex- orcities in eaVigation, end working with 'a sextant to discover his exact position, suddenly turned to the pilot, and said, "Take off your hat!" "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because, according to my calcula- tions, we are now inside St. Paul's Cathedral." A sign in a resturant reads: "What foods these morsels her Mrs, M. — "My baby is so delicate that I have to let my husband dress it." Mrs. P. — "Can he do it better than you?" Mrs, M. — "Oh yes. He's a packer in a china factory." In an unfamiliar atmosphere the professor was trying to make conver- sation. Professor — "The Romans were fond of card games." Sweet Young Thing "Oh, yes, I know; wasn't it a man called Hora- tius who held the first bridge party?" DO YOU FEEL SLUGGISH? Maybe you need more bile When you feel you haven't a friend 'in the World and life is not worth a red cent— that's the time your liver le getting you down. Don't fall for it. Make your livee behave. Tonal Tablets will do the job. They act directly on the liver, stimulating the llver'4 productlon of bile. Comprising a speeial blend of certain laxatives, Tamil Tablets 'include a: small proportion of calomel, probably the most effective liver stimulant known. in a day oe two your liver Is at work again as well at ever and you feel at friends with the wide, wide world. All druggists have noel Tab- lets, 50e. (C) GIRLS WHO NO BOY 11 E F !ENDS Quick Easy Way to Get Charm Girls who don't attract boy friends wonder why. Beautiful, perfect features are not the reason. Cleopatra and famous women were often Ugly. Have nice skin, plenty of aniination, and watch out for your figure— /Dull be sin -prised how popular you are. So smelly girls have poor complexions —no life— their figure slipping, and don't realize it. Take "Fruit-a-tives" and you'll soon be amazed how different and how attractive you've become. It purifies your blood, makes the skin pores work, gets rid of waste and poisons, gives you new energy, prevents flabby tissue from forming. "Fruit-a-tives'1' gives you new charm. 25c., 50c. F-TIVESTLITEEls PHOSFERINIO quickly helps jangling, sleep - robbing nerves gain new vitality, Tben you taken soundly, and go through the day with acre energy. Take just a few economical drops daily. Get PrEGSFERINE from your druggist. 80e, $h.3 and 31.50. 89 THE GREAT NERVE TONIC PffL SFE Zbe Patia Tgrother5 TONIC (SOLUTION OP DIPHOSPHATES OF LIME) DIRECT FROM THE MONASTERYTO YOU! Will build you up rapidly. Used suc- cessfully for over 150 years—for nervous debility—diseases of the brain —anaemict---cliseases of the bones. Especially good for growing children and the aged. GOLD MEDALS WON AT WORLDS' EXPOSITIONS OF HYGIENE PRICE $1,00 At All Drug Storer;