HomeMy WebLinkAboutZurich Herald, 1937-08-19, Page 3ire'
in.I
be'
Stuff :and •
• .o. ruse
READ IT OR NOT
In. Manhattan, NieYork, amnlaily
Wino are approximately 44499 liirtiis,
37,516 marriages and 32,122 deaths,
A trifle nide expended for good-
will ointment and not quite so much
for sandpaper would make things
run a lot smoother in this old world.
y Boarder — We've had chicken four
times this week.
Visitor — Pour. chickens! This
must be a great boarding place!
Boarder Oh, it was the same
chicken.
The man who does his hest today
will be a hard man to beat tomor-
row.
Most lawyers you see with the in-
formation you want at their finger
tips are thumbing a volume in the
supreme court library.
It is too bad so many people give
up dancing after they are married.
That's about the only times they put
their arms around each other.
First Office Boy — The boss palled
me into consultation today.
Second Office Boy — G'wah!
First Office Boy — The boss had a
dispute with his general manager as
to who was leading the league just
now in 'batting.
A fly was walking with her daugh-
ter (on the head of a man who was
very bald.
•"How things,change, my dear," she
said, "when I was your age, this was
only a footpath:"
Busy Man — Young man, my time
5s 'worth $10 an hour, but I'll give
you 'five .minutes of it.
Toung_salesman — In cash, sir?
"TRAVEL WITH A SMILE
!Life is like a journey taken on a
train,
With a stranger passenger at each
window pane,
'I may sit beside you all the journey
through,
'Or :I may sit elsewhere, never know-
ing you;
:But •if fate decree that I sit by your
side,
Let's be pleasant travelers, for it's so
:short a ride.
'Man — .I'm sorry, but I made it a
rule never to lend money. It ruins
friendship.
.Friend — That's O.K. But we were
'lever what you might call close
friends, were we?
BINDER TWINE
—AT—
Marwufacturer's
Prices
Finest Quality
600 and 650 foot grade,
Large or Small Balls.
Special Prices on Pure Manilla
Rope and Wire Cable
-See our Club Secretary, Co-oper-
ative Manager, or write
The UNITED FARMERS'
'C.O-OPERATIVE CO.,
Limited
tCor. Duke and George Sts.
'TORONTO, ONTARIO
Tho fables. goose that laid the :geld -
en ,egg, got killed, but the stork eon-
tinues to do businepe unmolested,
Polito Waitress -- Weis' weather
wo are leaving i;Foday, sir.
Absent-minded Patron — All right,
bring me some,
Time is one of the most precious
things on earth, yet most people
upend it lavishly.
:Friend — Did some one throw an
ax at you?
Man — No, I just got a hair cut.
Friend — Well, sit higher in, the
chair next time.
Endurance
Mrs. W. Bentley, of Great Lever,
Bolton, gave birth to a second twin.
boy 72 hours after the birth of the
Farmers Better
Off In Old Age
Hon. J. G. Gardiner Urges Mak-
ing Farming Attractive
GUELPH.—"Show the possibilities
of life on the farm to the young peo-
ple and keep them at farming, was
the plea made by Hon. James G. Gar-
diner, federal minister of agriculture
to a gathering of some fifty Ontario.
government agricultural representa-
tives in convention here. "If you can
do this," he said, "you are doing more
to do away with unemployment and
help the future of the country than
anything else."
' Mr. Gardiner accompanied by J. )3.
Fairbairn, deputy minister of agricul-
ture and Dr. G. I. Christie, president
of the O.A.C., gave the representatives
an account of his life on the farm in
Huron County some 36 years ago. Far-
mers, he said, were not overly con-
cerned with dollars and cents, but
they should keep others from deriv-
ing
eriving the greatest profits from their la-
bors.
Most of the money running the rail-
ways, banks and educational institu-
tions came from the top six inches
of the soil, Mr. Gardiner. said. Until
the farmers can live the same as they
do in the cities, it would be hard to
keep the young people on the land.
The farmer wants to live well, so that
at 65 he can take things easy. There
were more farmers at this age living
comfortably than there were in the
cities. This was a fact that should
be pointed out to all farm boys. There,,
were few farmers at 60 years who
told you they had spent their all, but
many old men of the cities confessed
they had spent their all as they went
along.
He Lost His Kilt
Like all English crowds, London's
Coronation crowd maintainedits
reputation as the most • good-humored
in the world. - It laughed .at every
thing, even when messages came ,
through the police loud -speakers .ase..
ing for lost children to go to the
nearest street corner, statue, or to
the police station where their anxious
parents were loking for them.
The most humorous episode, how-
ever, of the whole celebration occur-
red at Oxford Circus, where a brew
Highlander in a kilt decided that he
would descend the escalator sitting.
He got half way down and then
there was a ripping noise. His kilt.,
had got caught in the stairway and
parted company with him? The
crowd roared. The Highlander re-
mained seated and he did not move
again until somebody brought him e
mackintosh? -Vancouver Province.
Four
Cylinder
Wins
Again!
For the fourth year in succession, a
car powered by a four cylinder engine
won the American racing classic at
ladlaeapolig; -at thselate 0%213.580
miles per lieut., for the 500 miles. The
second winning car in this race was
similarly powered; the third car had
an eight cylinder engine. The real
importance of these wins is the stam-
ina and durability over the competing
six and eight cylinder cars. These
qualities can be readily seen when the
Willys 37 engine is studied against
other engines of similar capacity.
•
Price.
and specifications subject
I9 etan$a without notice.
1,.
DELIVERED
tillCP.
UP
Term as low as
$1a:06 clown and $27.00
nitsitthty
De Luxe
Equipment
Extra
e 1 ram� rosy, £jmited
863 BAs' STREET TORONTO RA. 21 i 9
Willys Distributors
Willys Used Car Lot --1153.55 Bay St. RA. 7000
(Ontario Dealer Franchises Available)
Weird Collection
Shipped to C.N.E. Zoo
Th ',9 is n,Qw being assembled in
CeorgeO n, Demer`a a, South Amer-
ica, a large consignment of strange
animals and birds for, the children's.
zoo at the Qanadig National Exlii,-
b .;ion, Native hunters and tral5pers
have been engaged for months in the
founding up of the collection, It
will include giant ant -eaters, jaguars,
tapirs, many specimens of gaily plu-
maged birds and a wide variety of
reptiles.
A feature of the collection that.
promises to "steal the show" as far
as the children are concerned is a
shipment of tiny marmosets, smallest
of the monkey family. The consign-
ment comes in compliance with the
request of William Charles, Canadian
representative of Booker Bros. & Mc-
Connell, Limited, of aieorgetown.
After the Exhibition the animals and
birds will find a home in the Rtver-
dale Zoo.
J
y
ke
son
im !
Michel Mok, in New York Post,
writes:—The other day Judith An-
derson, the actress, was lunching in
the Algonquin. She was alone. When
Frank Case, the owner of the hotel,
saw that she had reached her dess-
ert, he sat down at her table for a
chat.
"If there's one thing 1 don't like
about my place," he told Miss An-
derson, " it is that so many men
come in here to lunch by themselves.
And that's not the worst of it. When
they have finished, they get up, look
around the dining room for a pretty
woman of their acquaintance and be-
gin a conversation. I think the least,
they can do in return for the pleas-
ure of talking to a lovely woman is
to pay for her luncheon."
Miss Anderson called the head-
waiter.
"George," she said, "give my
check to Mr. Case."
The joke was on the town's tall-
est, • most suave and literate inn-
keeper, but he loved it.
Some hotel men boast of their
food, others of their service, still
others of the elegance of their ap-
pointments. These things Mr. Case
regards as merely basic. It is his
pride that the talk in his place is
the best in New York.
Take a little incident that occur-
red in the lounge a week or two
ago. A chap strolled in from the
street, stopped at the news stand,
asked the clerk for a stamp.
"What kind of a stamp?" the girl
wanted to know.
The stranger pondered a moment.
"Give me one with a picture of
Ina Claire on it," he said. "I'm tired
of those old generals."
It is Mr. Case's ' contention that,
this couldn't have happened in any
American hotel except the Algon-
quin. The atmosphere of his house,
he feels, just breeds that sort of
thing. Front its beginning thirty-four
years ago the, house has.^'catered to
writers, actors, playwrights, newspa-
per men. •µ+'
It so happens thai Mr. Case, who
started as. room clerk, then became
manager, next leo�� a and finally ten
years ago bong -IA: ie hotel, likes that
kind of folk „Ii: is he who has made
the Algongti n'New York's equival-
ent of 'Linden's Cheshire Cheese.
His Master's Car
How can a dog know his master's
'.automobile from thousands of other
.similar cars a block away, by the
sound of its motor?
Arthur Lawson, "red -cap" at the
Union Pacific would like an answer
to the question, as he told of a
strange experience of the past week.
A stray dog wandered into the sta-
tion. He refused. to allow anyone to
come near him, although accepting
regular food rations from kind-
hearted Arthur. For four days, the
dog sat on the sidewalk leading pito
the station watching automobiles go
by. During the time Arthur esti-
mates 200,000 or more cars whiz-
zed along Colorado street.
"Then all of a sudden," said the
"red -cap," "the dog made a dash into
the street incidentally knocking' me
down as he went by. He jumped in-
to a car and sure enough, it was
the owner. The strangest part about..
iE is that he started on his wild dash
even before the car was in sight."
A happy reunion between the dog
and his owner followed in which the
"red -cap" came in for a large share
of thanks for the care he took of the
devoted pet. Strangely enough, after
introductions, the dog who heretofore
had paid no attention whatever to
Arthur or anyone else around the
*Union Pacific station, jumped about
the "red -cap" in frenzies of joy as
if he too were extending thanks.
45 -Foot Cruiser For Sale
New Chrysler 6 -Cylinder Mar-
ine Engine with V 'Type drive.
Straight run boat with bunks for
five people. Will carry more than
thirty passengers. Boat in first
class condition. I'u11y equipped
with Toilet, Radio, Refrigerator,
Cupboards, etc. Price .-- $1,500.
KENNEDY & MENTON
421 College $t, Toronto
t,
COUTII9G
Here `y There
Everywhere
, A brother to every Oilier Scout, without regard to Race or creed
Contests in bridge building' and tent -
pitching were competition items of a
Brantford District Boy Scout Jam-
boree. The bridge -building contest was
won by the 7th Brantford (Saint
,l'ude's) Troop, and the 10th Troop
proved the speediest in erecting the
tents
A Northern Ontario country boy ac-
eidentally wo4nded by a gun -shot bled
to death because no one knew how to
apply a tourniquet. The average Boy
Scout knows all about such First Aid,
and one on the scene probably could
have saved this boy's life. Which in-
dicate the desirability of having all
lads enrolled in an organization that
provides this necessary training. —
The Peel Gazette.
Continued evident of the practical
practical value of the Boy Scout train-
ing has recently brought the gift of
Headquarters Building to Scouts in
three Ontario towns. A new clubhouse
for the;Scouts of Parry Sound was re-
cently Opened by His Worship Mayor
Jackson and members of the town
council, the building in Agriculture
Park having been given the Scouts by
the Council. At Sarnia Mrs. W. J.
Hanna- presented a frame building at
Elgin Street for use as a Headquar-
ters for the Local Boy Scouts Associa-
tion, to be known as Coronation Hall.
At Tilisonburg the Bell 'telephone
Company were the donors of a build-
ing on the condition that the Scouts
removed it to a site given by Miss.
Cora Anderson. The structure was
frame, with a brick veneer. The
thrifty Scouts negotiated a sale of the
bricks, and at once began stripping
them off.
When presenting a large Union Jack
to the town of Brampton at a meeting
of the town council, Mrs. M, 'Sharpe,
Regent of Peel Regiment Chapter I.
0. D. E., paid a tribute to the loyal
services rendered by the Boy Scouts
in each day raising and lowering the
flags for several years. The new flag
is presented the town each year by
tree I.O.D.E.
Following the example of Scout Re-
forestration Work carried out for
some years at Angus, Ont., the Scouts
of Fort Erie this spring planted 700
young saplings near the Scout Cabin
on Ridge Road, and the Boys of the
lst Beamsville Troop planted 600
trees in he game preserve south of
that town.
ust Save Trees
r Suffer, For It
Letter in Toronto Globe and Mail :
-I feel quite sure that your excel-
lent editorials on reforestation are
doing much to awaken the people of
this Province to the disastrous re-
sults of the present lack of proper
control, in regard to the cutting down
and replanting of our wooded areas.
Any', one who gives any thought to
the subject can hardly fail to wonder
why more definite steps are not being
taken by means of proper legislation
to guard against the inevitable re-
sults 'of this situation. There is
ample 'evidence of the benefits which
have been obtained by the methods in
use in some of the older countries,
which have been realized in time that
their forests are not inexhaustible
and have taken the necessary steps
to conserve them. The fact that by
so doilg they have placed a great in-
dustry on a permanent footing is only
one, and perhaps not the most im-
portant, point. The effect on the
water supply and the preserving . of
the'soii for agricultural purposes is
something we surely cannot ignore.
One factor that must have a bear-
ing on this whole question seems to
me the tremendous waste occasioned
by the annual cutting of literally
millions > of young trees for the
Christmas -tree trade. One can hard
ly blame aur neighbors to the. south •
for being well content to allow qss to
denude our land as we are donlg ',n.
sell them hundreds of thousands b
good trees at a few cents each. I
seems almost absurd that the Gov-
ernment should spend the money they
do each year in replanting and per-
mit all their efforts to be more than
offset by this one comparatively un-
important bit of trade.
W. H. H. BOSWELL,
Toronto.
Half A Century
Since Vancouver
Had First Train
Though Vancouver made no fuss
about it at all, May 24 was one of the
most important ,aniversaries in the
history of the city.'•It was on May
24, 1887, at 2.45' p.m., that the first
transcontinental train, its engine
clothed in flags and slogans, and bear-
ing a . portrait of Queen Victoria,
steamed into the city.
That train, 50 years ago, did a num-
er of things which. Vancouver should
remember. It forged another link in
the chain of ; Confederatidn, binding
the Pacific proyince.to the provinces
on the, Atlantic. It tied the baby city
on Burard Inlet into the Canadian
commercial fabric; and gave it the
start which enabled it to make a pro-
gressively liirger place for itself. It
gave Vancouver a position, too, on the
"All Red Line', the all -British system
of transportation which ties the Do-
minions and the Motherland to-
gether.
Vancouvei' would clo well to rem-
ember that first train, for it had not
cone, while there would still be a city
on Burrard Inlet, it would not be Van-
eouver, and it would not be where
Vancouver stands, but farther east,
at the Inlet's head.
thedifference How felenee in location
would have affected the fortunes of
the port it is perhaps useless to
argue, lett there is not much doubt
these fortunes would have been af-
fected. The City would have been far-
ther frons the sea, farther from the
beaches and resorts which have de-
ve]oped,. closer to the North Arm and
the mountains, closer to the Fraser
and the Pitt, Closer to New Westmin-
sten, It would have been a city With
problems different from those Van-
couver had had to master. It would
very likely have had different people
at the start. In short, it would have
been a different city.
Beekeeping in 1936
Reached High. Level
do mistaking that !'something Ip,thoi
air'' when you light up the cigarettol,
you've rolled with Ogden's Fine Cut.'
Fragrance that lingers like f soothing
,n lody sweet and satisfying from
beginning to end, You'll realize what
Ogden's can do when you roll it with
the best papers, t' Chantecler'! or
• Vogue.
--And there's a bigger 15c. package
now
Yone Pipe
Knows
Ogden's
Cut G�IcA'
Plug
The beekeeping season of 1986
proved to be one of the best on re-
cord, notwithstanding the fact that
extreme heat and drought took se-
vere toll of all crops over a wide
area of the country. Not since 1931
has honey production reached such a
high level as during the 1936 season,
and there are only two years when
the production exceeded that of 1936
namely, 1930 and 1931, with crops
of 29,549,000 pounds and 26,666,-
000
6,666;000 pounds respectively. The 1936
',honey crop isestimated at 28,241,-
000 pounds as •compared with 24,-
291,000
4;291,000 pounds in 1935,. an increase
of 3,950,000 pounds, or 16.3 per
cent.
The outstanding feature of the
season was the phenomenal yield ob-
tained in the Prairie Provinces. Fa-
vourable weather continuing well in-
to September, extended tine.normal
season considerably and resulted in
'bumper yields. Crops of 500 pounds
per bee colony were not uncommon,
and the average dor the province of
Saskatchewan was more than double
that of the previous year, while in'.
Manitoba and Alberta it was nearly
twice the 1935 figure. As a result
of these conditions, Manitoba produc-
ed 8,135,500 pounds; Saskatchewan
x,636,300 pounds, and Alberta, 1,-
, 40,000 pounds.
Ontario, normally the largest pro-
cl,Upar by a wide margin felt the ef-
fertsaof the summer scorching and
thea'litp was reduced to 3,970,000
poun'or about 75 per cent. of the
1935 tput. Quebec production,
placed at 5,395,500 pounds was well
above the five-year average of 4,-
073,000
;073,000 pounds. Crops in Nova Sco-
tia, 60,000 pounds and New Bruns-
wick 50,000 pounds were normal,
and Prince Edward Island with 14, ,
000 pounds, registered an increase
of 5,000 pounds. Production in Brit-
ish Columbia declined slightly from
the 1935 level, the total crop of 1,-
120,700
;120,700 pounds being a little less
than the five-year figure of 1,190,000
pounds.
Sault Girl First Ontario
Woman Minister
Mass Reba Hern, B.A., the Sault
Ste. Harie young lady who was re-
cently ordained as a minister of the
United Church, is the first woman to
be ordained in Ontario, the second
in Canada, and the event may mark
a new trend in church developments
in the Dominion.
In the past the position of min'ster
has been almost exclusively confined
to the male sex, although there have
been some outstanding exceptions.
The next few years, however, may
see many women following Miss
Horn's example and that may bring
an entirely new outlook into church
platters.
Miss Horn is to be stationed at
Rydal Bank and her many friends in
the district will wish her well, feeling
sure that the congregation will be
well served.
Hobo --- Boss, will you give me a
dime for a sandwich?
Boss — Let's see the sandwich.
Preparedness is a splendid slogan
for humans as well as nations.
Issue No. 26—'37
0-1
Lake Freighters
Being y uilt i
The distinctive type of 600 -foot bulk,
freighter was introduced in 1906 fors
the purpose that it was necessary to,
ship an enormous volume of freight
as cheaply as possible ... The great,
shipbuilding yards of the United l
States are the Manitowac Shipbuild
ing Corporation of Ma,nitowac, Wis.,
and the American Shipbuilding Com -i
pany with yards at Loraine, Ohio —
called the "Clipper" Town in sailing
days ... Manitowac has turned out:
$20,000,000 worth of shipping since
the preesnt company was founded in.
1904 and is now engaged on a $1,125,-1
000 tanker for the Standard Oil of In-
diana ... Soon after May 1 the
American Shipbi' -'ng Company wili�
lay keels for two 600 -foot freighters—I
first to 'ie built on the lakes in six
years Canadian shipbuilding
yards are locate dat Collingwood —'
Midland—Port Arthur and Kingston. j
The -'two new ships mentioned will
be commissioned by U. S. Steel's
tsburgl Steamship Company—biggest.
steamshi , line on the lakes with 72
boats — Canada Steamship and Inter-'
lake Steamship Compan also have'
large fee-ts on the lakes - There are
many'indebendent companies.
According: to official reports, 21,-
000 boats passed Amherstburg dur-
ing -the 1936 season and this is
supposed to be a record for any place
in the world ... A good part of these
can 'lie accounted for by the local
trade to and from Detroit to Lake
Erie ports of the boats carrying auto-
mobiles — coal, etc.
"Canadian chickens are coarse but
are so beautifully graded and so re-
liable that the caterer gladly pays
Vad (32 cents) per pound for them"
states the Feathered World, the
leading poultry journal in England.
In the salve issue a striking picture
of attractively packed Canadian
chickehs was reproduced.
11111=1•1=111a
Classified Advertising
AGENTS WANTED
WE STILL RAVE A FEW VACANCIES
left, You can make good money too,
selling motor oils, tractor oils, machine oils,
greases and roofing cement in your locality.
Write Warco Grease and Oil Ltd., Toronto.
INVENTIONS
UNPATENTED and patented inventions
can be sold. Write Redgrave, Red-
grave and Company, McCordtck Building,
St. Catharines, Ontario.
MACkfINERY AND SUPPLIES
�
ENCIi EMERY enINliEns. EMERY
Wheels, Pipe, fittings, Valves. Write for
stock list. FI, W. Petrie Co. Limited, To-
ronto,
RADIOS
RATTERY RADIOS—Complete; guaranteed.
J1-0 $13.05 to $23.50. Burns Radio, 1007 Dov-
erecurt, Toronto.
FREE CREAM SEPARATORS
13e one of the three tacky farmers to
get a brand new 1937 streamlincc
stainless ANhER-l3ULTFI separator
FREE; send postal for Entry Blank
and "flow to cut separating costs in
Half"; nothing to pay: simply express
your opinion. Andress ANKER
HOLTFl, Room 1-3, ';arnica, Ont.
Insect, snake, or animal
the best treatment is picot
of Minard's et once. It
50 soothes, heals and cleanses.
Draws btu$ the poison l
7M,114na.ea11111,r.
1,1