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By Siuhits
"No Metter How Thin You Slice lt- WS Still ,cloney"
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Wily these corporations and individuals keep on bringing suit
against the Ontario Government is more than vie can fathom, unless
the lawyer's are doing it for exercise. For the 'way M. Hepburn's
Govt, acts reminds us very nw b of a boy, who used to live in the
village of our nativity,
(By the way we have just heard that the citizens of that village
have put up a tablet on the house in which we were born, It reads
M
•'ain Street,") • *
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Anyway this boy was a lot bigger—and huskier—than the fest
of us k:ds, and bossed us around no little,, And when playing base-
ball—or what we .fondly thought was baseball—he dearly loved to
bat, and hated to field. 'i' k *
So the way he ensured a permanent turn at bat was like this,
Whenever he was struck out, or caught out, or put out in any other
wise, he would promptly stop the game and .change the rules—slaking
said change retroactive. And if any of the rest of us. would protest
he would threaten us with akswell bust in the snoot.
If we remember he got away with these tactics for some consid-
erable time—in fact, till a new kid moved to town who turned out
to be even tougher than he was.
After the fight which ensued, our batting -loving friend played
the game strictly according to the old rules—and took his turn in the
field just like the rest of us.
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After almost a hundred 'years they have changed the rules of the
famous Diamond Sculls so that "artizans" as they phrase it are now
allowed to mingle with and compete against `gentlemen." Formerly
only those who had never soiled their hands with vulgar toil were
allowed to take part in this sculling classic.
Which reminds us of the time when Lou Scholes went over to.
Henley to compete in this event—which he was good enough to win.
But when he got there the question arose as to his status—whether,
as the son of. a hotel-proprietor—we suppose they sale, ovah theah,
"pub -keeper", he was fit to match oars against the Oxford and Cam-
bridge graduates who regularly won this event.
Somebody told old John L. Scholes—Loo's paternal parent—,,
about this trouble, saying that the English authorities were in doubt
as to whether Lou was a workman or not.
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Said John L. "They can set their minds at ease, because I'm
willing to take my oath he never did a stroke of work in all his life."
Just what one good and colorful performer can do to boost any
sport—and especially the sport of wrestling—is shown oy the way
business has perked up since the appearance of this new Masked
Marvel, or whatever they call him.
That Masked stuff is very ancient—in fact it was tried and test-
ed around here till the public no longer took any interest. But this
present mysterious stranger seems to have what it takes—in other
words he can put on a show even without the aid of his disguise, with
the result that once more the folks are flocking to the shows.
Wrestling, modernly, in Toronto started with such performers
as Zbyszkos—real wrestlers if ever there were any—Renato Gardini
and several others whose names for the moment escape us.
But it wasn't till Ivan Mickailoff brought here that master show-
man—the unforgettable and unforgotten Stasiak—that the crowds
started to bulge out the sides of the auditoriums.
Gus Sonneberg kept up theg ood work, and while probably neither
he or Stasiak—from a standpoint of real skill—belonged in the first
ranks, they had the color that makes the cash register jingle.
And when Gus the Goat lost his title, and Stasiak died, wrestling
hereabouts started to slip. It is true that Danno O'Mahoney drew big
crowds for a while, but it got so that even some of his compatriots
began to notice that Danno's opponents weren't playing for keeps
against him..
The funny thing about it is that Danno is a far better wrestler
now than he was when he was flailing all and sundry with his "Irish
Whip"—but that's the way it goes.*
Anyway, we are glad to see wrestling on the up -grade, b.ecause
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we have had plenty of fun at wrestling bouts, although we must con-
fess that we got far more pleasure sitting in the dressing room stalk-
ing
.talking to the performers than we ever did at the ri, gside watching them -
squirm and listening to them grunt.
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1 'WIL.L, SUio(:EED
If you keep your faith In me,, , s,
Though lffe be like• a stormy .spy,
And difficult my task in;ly be-
I will stteeee^
If you will lock with smiling eyes,
Let days be dark with lowering,skie
And nights be fraught, with wear,
sighs,
Stutf and.
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• Tonse owe
From an exchange we clip: "It is
suggested that the
he flashed on
the ceiling in the work shop of den-
tists, and the minds of the patients
may be distracted. The patients will
furnish the sound effects, it is assum-
ed,"
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A high standard ,7f accommo•
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1 will sucoee(lis
If you speak a word of .cheer,
Though harassed oft by doubt' and'
fear,
Au ugly failure hover near
I will au'oceed!'
Grouville Keiser,;
Nothing is really work unless you
would rather be doing something,* else.
"Let joy be unconi'iped," even if
there are slip-ups here and, there.
Mandy had been given leave to et -
tend her sister's wedding, and •on her
return entertained her employee with
a full account of the procedclings. Af-
ter listening to a glowing description
of the gowns, the wedding breakfast
and the guests, Mandy's employer
said: -
Young Doctor — "Say all -h -h-.
'Sweet Young Thing- "All right, ,1
will say it, but remember, I don't
mean it."
Indignant Caller — "What do you
mean by saying in the paper that I
looked quite nutty as I stood on theme
speaker's platform?"
Reporter — ;,°Nutty? My dear sir, I
am very sorry. I wrote 'natty."
Mary — "Well, leap year passed
and we're still single.
Martha — "Yes, but lap year is al-
ways with us,"
The following letter was received
by a firm that manufactures corn
syrup, saying: "Dear Sirs: Though
I have used six cans of your corn »y -
ruse my feet are no better than they
were before."
Farmer — "Yes, we've got all the
new-fangled machinery there is. Our
latest buy was two milking machines.
City Miss — "How interesting. But
telll me, do they really give as good
milk as the cows?"
Cooper (at summer resort) — "And
when did sou discover that you loved
me?"
Ag?les — "When I found out that
you were the only unmarried man
here."
Postman's Wife — "Why Pa, you
look all tuckered out!"
Postman — "I sure am. I have been
all over town looking; for a guy nam-
ed 'Fragile'."
Read It or Notl
That lightning does not strike even
.twice in the same place is erroneous.
It is of record that it struck five
times within ,thirty minutes.
Salesman — "1 understand that you
a-si your husband have both lost sev-
eral pounds since you bought one of
our reducing machines,"
C',stolner "Yes, we've hail to
nerve ourselves to keep up the pay-
ments
ayments on it."
Employer i'You haven't told me
anything abot)t the bridegroom, Man-
ey. What is he like?
Mandy — "Why, ma'am, dat loan
never did show up.
Unless he has the ambition to fit
himself for a better job, he has not
the ability to acceptably fill the one
lie now has.
Issue No. 28—'37
D--1
President
HON. G. HOWARD FERGUSON
Who has been elected President`of
the Crown Life Insurance Com-
pany, in succession to the late,
Sir Robert Borden.—Photo by
Aylett.
Tubercular , Free
Cattle Favored
All But Three Townships of
Sitr epe County Approve
Plan
U.S. Gunboats Will
Visit Exhabliticsa
Two United States gunboats will
visit the Canadian National Exhibi-
tion this year and from their anoli°eir
age off the seawall will fire a salyte,,
in connection with the Warrior's s Day.
Parade. The latter this years takes -.on
added international aped becatisp:•of
the attendance of numerous post:of,',
the American Legion with their ls ds
and ,drum corps from various ps
in the north -central area of the U. ` S.
The naval secretary of the Depart-
ment of National Defence had inform-
ed Exhibition authorities that the
gun -boats willbe the U.S.S. Wilming-
ton,
ilminbton, Capt. Anthony Nicklett, U.S.N.
R., and the U.S.S. Dubuque, Lt. -Com -
mender Richard T. Broadhead; T.T.S.
N.R.
13AR13,1E. -- Prospects to make
Simcoo County a tubercular -free
oattle district look bright as a ean-
vass of eattle :men from all but three
townships showed nearly 75 per cent.
in favor of the plan.
The canvass has been completed in
Oro, Orillia, Flos, 'Y'espra, Matcheclash,
Medontet Barrie and Midland in
North simcoe. The three towziship"s
yet to be heard from are Tiny, Tay
and Sunnidale, Vespra Township had
the highest number in ftyor of the
plan with 87.5 per Cent. voting to have
the district become a restricted area.
Building
It's wonderful for men to builds.
With hammer, drill and forge,
A bridge to span the cataract
That rushes through the gorge.
It's wonderful to write a book,
To paint an amber sky,
To give the world those deathless
things
That never fade or die.
Trace Fingerprints
its
Within 5 Minutes
LONDON—Scotland Yard men will
have the finest service of criminal
records and fingerprints in the world
when the extension to its building at
Westminster is completed.
The Yard's "Who's Who in Crime"
will incorporate the latest mechaniz-
ed system- of card -indexing finger
prints., At present the Yard's
library contains" 5,000,000 prints, or
more than 5500,000 sets.
The appointment of Chief Inspec-
tor George Blackburn, of the West
Riding police, as "advisor- for the
development of police records", is a
link in a scheme to put the entire
police records of the country at the
disposal of any force when needed.
The present fingerprint classifica-
tion system is so complete that the
;criminal record of a suspect can be
produced within five minutes of the
receipt of the prints. A. similar sys-
tem will be built up among provin-
cial forces.
Early _ aIf tones
Were U ,certain
Before the late Frederick Eugene
Ives and others had perfected the
half -tone process of photo -engraving,
the art department of a newspaper
was apt to look like a flour mill. The
obituaries of Mr. Ives say his process
succeeded the woodcut, but its im-
mediate precedessor was the chalk -
plate, at which many of today's dis-
. tinguished newspaper artists put in
their apprentice years.
• The chalk -plate was a sheet of
steel covered on one side to the
depth of an eighth of an inch with
jcomposition of glue, whiting and
Ler substances. A staff artist, at-
.etending an event, would sketch it,
and back at his office would sketch
Sit again on a thin transparent piece
of Paper. This would be said on the
chalked side of the plate;' -and tr5c>
ed to leave a groowecl picture in
the chalk. Then ,with a sharp tool
the chalk would he etched away to
the steel, along the indicated lines,
the aproned artist blowing after each
stroke to remove the excavated
material.
Finally, type metal would bo pour-
ed over the plate. Often the chalk
on which an artist was working
would have developed a crust and it
would have to be scraped; and many
plates were scraped anyaway, for the
more shallow the chalk the less re-
sistance it would offer the etching
tool. Sometimes they were too shal-
low to print clearly, and a common
figure in art rooms was an outraged
stereotyper, bellowing "Give us more
chalk on them plates!"
Early half -tones were inclined to
be uncertain quantities, sometimes
appearing in print as solid black
DIXiE Plug-
the thrifty roams
tobacco -is now
cellophane -wrapped
with the easy -opening
ribbon It stays
factory -fresh and
lasts longer.
4,
Here Thee
Everywhere
A brother to ,evert,/ other Scout, without regard to race or creed
Nearly 2,000 Rover Scouts assisted
the London police in traffic control
during the Coronation, Their princi-
pal job was the erection and manning
of "crush barriers on side streets.
L a. *
Just as it ie "news when a pian'
bites a dog," so is it "news" when e;
Boy Scout is found guilty of a crime,
declared Magistrate S. 13. Arnold, of
Chatham, Ont., addressing the 'Scouts
of Blenheim. The magistrate stated
that during his years on the bench he
had never had a Scout before him
Charged with a inisdeineanor,
The Corew•:i: Badge,, &outing's
hiZ beet decoret.on, awarded for out-
standing courage and cheerfulness
under continued suffering in addition
to oth e ' egidenc;; of )tigh char utei4
t . in Celt
died un.l.w.11uptcd iilogress i
work, has been conferred mem Iain ;'s
Scout Buckwell Graham of the 14'th
Ottawa (St. Andrew's) Troop. Scout
Graham, suddenly stiic:.en with tit-
berculosis of the spine, has carried on
cheerfully for over a ,year at the
Royal Ottitwa Sanatorium, for six
months in a cast which permitted
only the moving of his hands, • and
sinew then in a frame on a fracture
board. Doctors 'incl nurses have paid
a high tribute to his cheery patience
and the value of his example to other
patients in the wards. Scout Graham
recently climaxed his progress in
Scout Proficiency Badge study, not-
withstanding h's handicap, by quali-
fying as a Coronation King's Scout.
Reports still being received at the
International Bureau of the Boy
Scouts Association, London, show
that the Boy Scouts of war -ravaged
Spain, both in the governlnci:t con-
trolled and ineurgrnt contrcl.ed ter-
ritory, continue to carry out the
Scouting code of helpfulness to
others "at all times." In his last
letter to the International Scout
4011.1ntis ionorF the Spaniels Chief
gvout, writing fr;in Madrid, reports
Scouts helping the wounded, serving
in the hospitals, looking -after lost
and 'orphaned children, turning over
their camping equipment for the use
of refugees, and otherwise "doing
everything in their power to put into
practice their Scout Promise to do
their duty to their country and help
other people at all times."
squares, which called for a standard
jest, "the foreman must have left his
plug of tobacco in the form." Mr.
Ives and his fellow experimenters
steadily improved the process, but
like many another ''inventor he
neglected to patent some of his con-
tributions, and had fallen on lean
years before he died the other day -in
Philadelphia.
Bad Roads`
Writes the Lethbridge . Herald: —
The conditions of Alberta highways
in areas where rains have been suf-
ficient to carry the crop' along to-
wards a good harvest is a scandal.
Here are the motorists of Alberta
who last year paid more than $4,-
000,000 into the treasury in the be-
lief that they could depend on good
roads—getting better all the time—
and yet one is forced these days to
put on chains to .navigate even the
gravelled highway about which we
were so proud when we first got them
a few years ago.
Where is the money going?
Hon. W. A. Fallow, Minister of
Public Works, should answer. What
is `being -dome with- all.. the gasoline
taxes arid thew'inptor license money?
,The break=down of Alberta high-
ways during 1937 is the worst in his-
tory. For 10 weeks last Winter
hardly a wheel turned on the main
highways south of Calgary which
were blocked with snow. And now,
with rains which are not at all out of
the ordinary for May and June, the
gravelled highways are as slippery
and dangerous as helere they were
gravelled.
In Russia Now
I£ in a period of tension between
the British Empire and the United
States the eight senior officers of
the United States Army were accus-
ed of conspiring with agents of the
Canadian Government to betray this
country and confessed that they were
guilty the public would be stunned.
Tt would be obliged to accept the
confessions as fact, but this would
not slake it possible to understand
them or to comprehend the mental
and moral processes that led t,l the
traitorous conduct. Even if a score
of years before accusation and con-
fession there had been a revolution
in the land, leaving survivors bitter-
ly opposed to the regime, the situa-
tion would be .utterly incomprehen-
sible to sane and reasonable men. Yet
exactly that situation has arisen in
Russia.
Many persons, same of them well
informed, some of them merely cau-
tious by nature, have refused to ac-
cept at face value the reports of
Rrssian Army progress in efficiency
under Soviet rule. It has been easy
to believe that the forces Were in bet-
ter condition than they were tinder
the Czar, but that they surpassed th "
Ccrman Army in discipline, the
Frcncll Army in elan, the British
Arley in ro;;gedness as they surpass
the United States Army in numbers
has been too much to accept. Yet
nobody has had the thought that
despite an internal spy system of ex-
traordinary pervasiveness, so many
of the higher command could be cor-
rupt, or that such corruption could
for long go undetected. It is Olin
that the conditions revealed, no hat-
ter what their explanation, must give
great cncouragemont to the two
Powers of which the Soviets •are
most in fear.—New York Sun.
Happiness Comes from getting Used
to what you have .gotten and learned
to like it,
The Herd Instinct
Because it was "sacrilegious," the'
Manitoba Censor Board recently ore'
dered the deletion from the film "Ai
Star Is Born," of a scene showin'
autograph hunters hounding a filnti
star as she came out of a church.'
She hacl just attended the funeral'
of her husband. The censors' deci'.;
sion was reversed by an appeal
board, the majority holding that the
scene was a bitter but just picture1
of the depravity of mobs.
How brutal mobs can be in reek
life was shown at the funeral sere
vice for Jean Harlow. When no one
apparently was looking, a crowd
stormed the crypt where the body
lay to steal the floral wreaths asp
souvenirs. Most of the hunters got
away with but torn bits of blossom,
the crush and competition was 50
great.
What is it that .makes men and.
women in the mass do what they
would be ashamed to do a.; indi-
viduals? The "herd instinct" is well
named. With individual self-control
gone; nien in the mass become un-
thinking animals. — Winn'peg Tri.
bune.
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