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Willys can save you up to $270
the first year --up to $119 in
price -,- nearly $6 in each pay.
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HEARQ
Hal "Isn't Maybelle's evening
gown Ia perfect song?"
Sue—"res, sweet and low!"
But if cod liver •oil builds up the
j,','• brain, why is the cod fish sucker
enough to take the hook.
Did anyone ever find any meat
on "the bone of contention"? ..
Officer—"What's .up?"
Man "My hands: I was just rob-
bed."
A desirable neighborhood is a
place where the rents are too high.
New Typist (following rapid-fire
dictation )—"Now, Mr. Jones, what
did you say between 'Dear Sir' and
'Sincerely yours'?"
If you don't think some old side-
walk crusher is wide-awake, just
watch him when a pretty girl goes
by.
Read It Or Not—Sealing wax con-
tains no .vax.
The parson of a small church was
visiting one of his flock,* and admir-
ing The vegetable garden.
Parson --="Nice bunch of carrots
you .have there, John. You must thank
the Lord for that."
John—"Yes, ,parson,"
Parson -- "Very good beets, too.
Thank the Lord for those, too."
John—"Yes, parson."
Parson "Indeed, a .very nice gar-
den all the way around, John. You
must thank the good Lord for that."
John (.silent for a moment, then
slowly)—"Did you ever see this piece
of ground when the Lord had it all to
himself?"
This thing we know as wisdom is
in reality only common sense in an
uncommon degree."
Mrs. Newlywed — "John, I don't
like your stenographer!"
Mr.. Newlywed—"Now, dear, you
have no cause for jealousy, what-
ever! Why, that girl refused me four
times before I ever met you.
Fable: --Once a married man tried
to win a sweetie, and he didn't tell
her he was lonely and misunder-
stood,"
Clara's New Beau—.Tel] me, Bob-
by, do you ever peep through the
keyhole when your sister and I are
sittin:; in there alone?"
HWAKE UP TOR
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And You'll Jump Out of !led in tloe
Morning liarin'to go
Tho Jiver should pour out two pounds ct
liquid bite into your bowels daily, it this bila
is not flowing freely, your food doesn't digest.
It just decays in the bowels. Gas bleats vp
your stomach. You get constipated. Ii':trmful
poisons go into the body, and you feel sour,
Sunk and the world looks punk.
A mere bowel movement doesn't always got
at the cause. You herd something that works
' on the liver as well. It takes those good, old
Carter's Little Liver fills to get these two
Pounds of bile liming freely and make you
eel "up and up". harmless and gentle, they
Make the bile flow freely. They do the work
of calomel but have no calomel or mercury in
them. Ask for Carter's Little Liver Pills by
vans/Stubbornly refuse anything else. 25c.
Bobby—"Sometimes, if mother or
sister ain't peeping."
No man can go completely to the
devil without exercising a good deal
of determination.
A big buck Indian had just ordered
a ham sandwich at a drug store
counter and was peering between the
slices of bread when he turned and
said to the waiter:
Indian — "Ugh, you slice 'em
ham?”
Waiter—"Yes, I sliced the ham."
Indian — "Ugh! Yon near miss
'em." •
It is good to contemplate :at times
what we have accomplished. But we
must not expect our yesterdays to
carry us to the end of our days.
Life means eternal striving. Raise
your hat to the past if you wish, but
take off your coat to the future.
Boss—"Yes, I want an office boy.
Do you smoke?"
Boy -"No, thank you, sir, but I
don't mind having an ice cream
cone."
Brightening Scene
For College Men
Thousands Needed in New Trans
Canada Air Service Says Howe
HALIFAX, — The graduating class
of Dalhousie University received their
degress last week and contemplated
the bright picture painted at an Al-
umni' banquet here by Transport Mi-
nister C. D. Howe.
Graduates of 1937 have as many
opportunities of falling into their al-
lotted spheres in the life of the coun-
try as graduates 20 or 30 years ago,
the Transport Minister said, review-
ing work of his department as he re-
turned to the University where he
once taught engineering.
Thousands of young college grad-
uates were heeded for the proposed
Trans -Canada and Trans -Atlantic Air
Services, as pilots and mechanics, and
in the affiliated radio and meteorlogi-
cal branches, he said. A. service be-
tween Montreal and Vancouver was
expected to be inaugurated before the
summer was over, he said.
The new air service would require
at least 500 meteoological stations all
throughout the country to report on
weather conditions on land and in the
air; radio beacons carrying a beam
from coast to coast; emergency land-
ing fields not more than 60 to 100
miles apart, He said college men
were required in all these branches.
InAes Fon' Good Heath
LONDON—Speaking• at a Guild-
hall banquet, Lord Harder, noted
physician, said ess ntials for health
were, enough of the right food,
proper shelter, fresh air, an -ecru; ;-
tion, some leisdu•e and r; ems to rlay.
Nailed to the Co].-a1;n --• An A
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t,•Iaii school Leather has linen sonteE.a
ed to two monthe" isoora iinicdlt Thr
maltreating chilcii•..ld, Ir order to
bring thein ap ila a "heroic spirit" he
ordered them to swallow iron naila:
The most -heroic boy swallowed 12.
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Marriage - Career
Cannot Be Max
Society Beauty Outlines Reasonts
Why One or the Other Must
Suffer--kill!-Time Job
NEW YORK. — Azadia Newman
tried 'mixing marriage and a career.
It didn't work, and nowshefeelsshe
knows the real answer to the ages -
old feminine controversy—the woman
who insists that she's mixing mar-
riage and a career successfully is sim-
ply kidding herself and really she's
just a dabbler at one or the other.
"Women who are married, and in
love, most often dabble in their pro-
fession," asserts the pretty portrait
painter, who has been ` called the
"greatest . woman l,aiuter of the day."
"It seems a physical impossibility for
a wife to reconcile her marital duties
and those of her career. One or the
other suffers, whether outsiders are
aware of it or not."
Attractively titian and curly -head-
ed, Miss Newman explained that her
own marriage was most happy up
until the time she became absorbed
in art. Then she found she was too
tired after a day's work to go .out or
be a charming hostess: and often she
had to go out of town to paint a por-
trait just when her husband wanted
to go on a cruise or a trip to Europe.
"Besides," Miss Newman continued,.
"I discovered that husbands them-
selves originated that old saving that
a woman's place being in..the:home. A
man wants his wife's interests to e
centered entirely around him. He
dislikes feeling that she finds work
as interesting as looking after his
needs, planning his meals, caring for
his ehi]dran. He believes marriage is
., full-time career in itself. And it is.
No woman can be a wife, in every
sense the%terms implies, and have ,a
successful career, especially if slie
does creative work.
'nterest Stimulated'
Still in her twenties, the titian
haired, blue-eyed Azadia Newman is
the daughter of one of Washington's
oldest society families. In 1'832 sloe.
was"married to William F. ,•Ileri--
man, and for four years she lived the
Complaining Is
An Adult Fault
ry Children Are The Most Pbiloso.
pbical People on Earth
Children don't care whether it rains
or snows, blows or shines, they are
the most philosophical people on the
earth.:
They ,get ear -aches, and stomach-
, aches, yet when it's all over they do
not talk abort it for days the way we
'de, Listen to ladies at bridge explain-
tng all about their special headaches,
or men in offices reeommeitding nos-
trums to each other for acid systems.
Suppose the meat money runs out
and we, have to buy tough cuts until
next pay day, We grouch and act like
babies over the lost tenderloin, but
' Johnny picks up his fork and sails
right in. He eats it and likes it.
Mother says, "My poor darling, you
!,have to wear that same old sweater
'tor another month."
And son Gays, "What's wrong with
,.this sweater? I've always worn it,
haven't I?"
'a Oh, babies, babies, what great
things you could teach us if we would
,only listen, and listen well!
Fewer Cheese Makers
Forty-eight fewer certificates were
issued to Ontario cheesemakers by
'the dairy branch last year than in
1935. There was a slightdecrease
in the number of factories, but that
does not begin to account for the
galling off in certificates, which is
;.dost noticeable in the category of
first-class certificates. These were
down from 523 to 486. Some of
these makers evidently dropped into
second class, the total for which was
up to 161 from 154. That, it is said,
would be due to the abnormally hot
weather last summer, with consequent
difficulty in turning out a first-class
product. To get a first-class certifi-
cate, a maker must -have not less
than 95 per cent. first grade cheese,
and a score of not less than 9.5 points
:for workmanship,—Woodstock Sen -
Repeats Daring Hop
Lea
Glenn Martin, aircraft manufacturer and one of the first flyers,
leaves a China Clipper. at Santa Catalina Island, Cal., after piloting
it from the mainland on 25th anniversary of his first filght over same
route.
happy, gay, social life of a wealthy
young matron, whirling along on a
tide of parties and trips with her hus-
band, studying painting or the side.
The death of Azadia's mother, who
always had boon in favour of an ar-
tistic career for her young daughter,
caused the girl to' take her painting
more seriously. When she pronounced
her intention of having a career, she
shocke•1 all who knew her, most of
a]1 !ler family, which has been
wealthy for ten generations, How-
ever, Miss Newman was to prove her.
self to bo not only an excerption, but
an eminently-ruceessful one. In Mr.
sldo had a; exidibit at th' Corcoran
Art Galler3', and the critics gave it
k prairat The same year, s;t.o had
a one -num 1 d show. ill St. Louis,
"During that period I was strivir
ttkeep my marriage going, Bat it
was (l1Eicuit. Often 1 worked so late
at the stt 10 that my maid hail to
bring evening clothes to rode there, in
ordar INA I might dress and meet my
husi 'illd ft)" Social functions,
`I was C11 the verge of a nervous
breakdown, making flying trips on,
business oat of town and attempting
to keep up My social obligations in
Washington, This brings us to an-
other reason why marriage and a suc-
cessful Career novel, can bo yeomen -
ed. There must, in a career, be cer-
tain independence in time. One must
feel free to mono about and uproot
oneself at a moment's notice.
"So, as soon as I realized conclus-
ively. that. I could not oat lay cake and
have it, I had to make a choice—for
the sake of both of us.' I induced my
husband to divorce me."
The 'difference in the sides on
which eclipses of the sun and moon
begin is caused by the fact that th,e'
sun's movement in the ecliptic is only
apparent, since it Is the earth which
moves, while the moon's movement
is real.
"The Antarctic icis land, and land
wherever it is, is valuable."—Lincoln
Ellsworth:
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suffer period-
ically, who . may
have sidcacloe or
headache, and
those about to be-
come mothers, will
find Dr, Pierce's
Favorite Prescrip-
tion a dependable
tonic, React what
Al,a. 3), ICc11y of ldount Vernon, Ont., said:
''liclionving mhrhood weak
to bo up, anyotnereves wentI towas pieces,too but I
bedd•us to pick up alnrot from the firstbottle of ,nr, Pierce's favorite Prescription
so i continued its rso and I gained in
every way. I could cat more, nay nerves
were rain, "t became stronger and was in
csccgett Health." Sold by druggists.
• Tiny now, Now size, tablets So Cts, liquidSIM. Largo size, tabs, er liquid, $i,31.
Budgeting 7'e
Most Important
Sonne Women Pay Too Little At-
tention to Personal Oroorntings
"The majority of modern women
who live alone (whether they like
their isolated status or not), seem
to pay too much attention to per-
sonal grooming or else far too little,"
say an artist (male, you can be
sure). "Why can't these girls who
have more free time than women
with husbands and children learn to
budget it sensibly?"
By, way of explanation, my irate
informant pointed out that he cer-
tainly would hate to be forced to
have a second date with any woman
who spends so much time doing her
face and nails, taking baths, press-
ing clothes and washing her hair
that elle never can manage to read
the daily paper, and read it daily,
learn a few new facts now and then,
find something interesting to talk
about. Also that he would detest
just as much the idea of having to
date more than once an unkempt,
untidy, positively dowdy girl, re-
gardles of her brains or personal
charm.
The artist—the majority of men,
in fact—want us to be clean and
neat, dresed in good taste, of course.
But they have no patience with a
woman who makes a fetish of and
overdoes the business of beauty.
If your home and time are your
own once you have finished a day's
work, do figure out a way to keep
hair clean and shining, nails per-
fectly manicured, clothes spit and
span and skin smooth and still have
time to read and enjoy our leisure.
And don't discuss your beauty
routines with men. They want us to
look alluringly lovely., but they do
not want to know how we accom-
plished the feat or the lurid details
of what would happen if we did not
use certain preparations a certain
way.
Cattle Exports in
U.S.-Canada Trade
New Record Set During 1936 —
191,000 Head Exported
The Canadian cattle trade in 1936
with the Chicago, Buffalo, St. Paul,
and other markets in the United
States established a new record for
recent years in volume and value,
states the . Seventeenth Annual Mar-
ket Review, 1936, just issued by the
'Dominion 'Department of Agricul-
,ture. 'Altogether, more than 191,-
000 head, valued at about $8,679,-
000, of which 136,533 head came
under the reduced tariff, moved to
the United States, as compared with
102,934 head, valued at about $5,-
935,300, in 1935.
The reduction in tariff from 3
cents per pound to 2 cents per
pound on cattle weighing 700 pounds
or over for beef purposes, and from
3 cents to 1?s cents on similar
weights on dairy cattle, greatly
stimulated the, movement, in spite of
the lower prices ruling in the United
States as compared with 1935. Of
the quota for cattle of 700 pounds
or more, amounting to 155,700
head, Canada had about 85.5 per
cent. and Mexico 13.5 per cent.,
which for Canada represented about
her average percentage of United
States importations over a number
of years.
Of the quota of 20,000 head for
dairy cattle, all from 'Canada, the
Dominion filled less than 30 per cent.
This indicates the relative conditions
of the markets in the two countries
for dairy cows in 1936, United
States statistics give the calf im-
ports from Canada as 55,695 head.
The quota of 51,993 head, limited
to calves not weighing over 175 lbs.,
was filled by August 8, 1936.
With regard to the present year,
. almost twice as many cattle and
calves were exported from Canada
during the first two months as dur-
ing the corresponding period of 1936
and since then the exports have con-
tinued substantially higher.
Pays $42.79 Wax
In Bulky Coppers
IQITCHENER.—With only a mar-
gin of one day to get his taxes paid
before the penalty of one per cent.
goes into effect a local house owner
came into the tax collection dpart-
mnt with a six -quart basket filled
with coppers. There were 4,269 of
thein to pay his first instalment
totaling $ ;2.79, The man's name was
withheld by the collectors- Fortulo-
ately they were wrapped in regula-
tion hank rolls which mado counting
leas difficult.
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kis true what they
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You bel --it's Cruel Ogden's Fine Cy
Is alwayrsweet and cool and easyto
roll. And once you try Ogden's you'll
know why roll -your -owners vote it the
spotlight attraction. "You will like—
you will love" the cigarettes you roll
with Ogden's and "Chantecler" or
"Vogue" papers. There's a bigger
package of Ogden's now for 15c.
Your Pipe
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Meanest Cruelly
If we had not the word of the
S.P.C.A. for it we should find it im-
possible to believe that so many
Montrealers could be guilty of the
most arrant cruelty to what they
would probably call their pets com-
ments the Montreal Star. This year,
Mr. Innis reports that his organiza-
tion has. picked up more than five
hundred stray dogs and cats desert-
ed when their owners moved to new
quarters. rn some cases these
wretched beasts have actually been
left locked up in the abandoned
dwellings, certain, unless new ten-
ants move in at once or someone
heard their cries, to suffer the ut-
most miseries of hunger and thrist.
How many of these poor creatures
the S.P.C.A, has not yet found, and
may never find, nobody knows; prob-
ably a lot of them.
Most people will find it impossible
to understand how any normal per-
son can be guilty of this sort of
thing, particularly as there is such a
simple and practically costless meth-
od of getting rid of an animal which
it may be impossible to provide. for
under altered conditions, or of which
the owner may have quite simply
grown tired. To condemn a creature
which has been sheltered and fed
to the wretchedness of lonliness,
hunger, thirst, heat and cold that
the stray dog or cat in a big city
must undergo until a merciful death
releases it, is a refinement of down-
right cruelty that cannot be explain-
ed as mere thoughtlessness.
To See If Cow Birds
Have Homing Instinct
EDMONTON—If cow birds have a
homing instinct, 24 dark -feathered
immigrants are winging' their way
from. Edmonton on a 2,000 -mile flight
to Waukegan, I11.
W. J. Lyon, president of the Inland
Bird Banding Association at Wanke.
gan, believes cow birds, like homing
pigeons, have a homing instinct and
could be used for carrying messages.
To test this theory he shipped 24 of
the birds here in cages and they were
released by Dr. J. E. Horning, Ed-
monton bird bander.
The take -off didn't prove any-
thing. Some apparently started on
their way south; others set out in
the general direction of the North
Pols; and the remainder flew towards
the Pacific coast. The doctor said,
however, the birds might have not
obtained their bearings until out of
sight.
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