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THE WORLD
AT LARGE
CANADA
Better Manners Needed on The
Highways
The Ontario Department of High-
ways, irom knowledge born of its
elaborate records, declares that any
reduction in the number of "motor -
vehicles -pedestrian accidents" rests
upon observance of the rules of ordin-
ary col rtesy." The Department could
have made its conclusion mare gen-
eral. A very large proportion of
traffie accidents of all sorts might
be avoided by observance of the rules
of ordinary courtesy. Plain boorish-
ness explains vast number of acci-
dents. t
leave
Far ass
dents. too many
motor
thea good manners behind them
when they climb under the wheel of
a motor vehicle. They are quite re-
gardless not only of pedestrians but
of other cars. They ignore rules of
the right of way, leave the curb with-
out signal, make turns without any
to
warning to following traffic, show
their fellow drivers a rudeness, a lack
of that ordinary courtesy, which rep -
presents almost a psychological con-
dition. drtio:�. Gammon politeness does not
permit of races with trains to level.
crossings, of cutting perilously ahead
of other cars in traffic, of crowding
lights and signs, of speeding on town
streets. If, in a word, we would take
to the highways our drawing -room
manners we should have many lives,
and much suffering.—Brampton Con-
servator.
Story With A Moral
CANADA
THE EMPIRE
PRESS
over the highways on Sunday and
Monday know the reason -- there
wasn't a car left in the city.—Fergus
News -Record.
That Witching Hour
English courts have ruled that the
expression 12 p.m. is meaningless. A
motorist was charged with disobey-
ing a sign erected by local authori-
ties. This forbade parking in a cer-
tain spot "between 10 a.m. and 12,
p.m." The defence argued that 12
pan. is no time at all, means noth-
ing and is nowhere mentioned in an
act of parliament; that being so, the
local authorities had committed an
offence in putting up the notice. The
accused was discharged.
There cannot be many people who
use the term 12 p.m, and still fewer
who use 12 a.m.; 12 midnight and 12
noon, or simply midnight and noon
are generally and correctly employed.
To use 12 a.m. for 12 noon is obvi-
ously incorrect; it being the exact
maridian the time cannot be either
before or after the meridian. • With
respect to 12 midnight it is not so
clear; that 12 o'clock is the same
distance between one meridian and
the next. In that sense one person
might call midnight 12 a.m. and an-
other call it 12 p.m. with equal justi-
fication, but with a good chance of
confusion. Truly it is the witching
hour.
Except that we are all so used to
our twelve-hour division of time, it
makes one long for the days when
midnight was called 00.00 hours and
12.25 a.m. was 00.25 hours, and when
one dined—on bully beef again—at
19.30 hours or thereabouts. At any
rate, there was then no argument
about a m. and pan.—St. John Tele-
graph -Journal.
The Chance Came
Here's a little golfing story about
the Open championship at Baltusrol
Playing the 390 -yard fourth hole to-
gether, both Denny Shute and Willie
Klein were on in two, missed putts
for birdie three, took fours. Then
each tried his putt over again and
sank it.
Moral: The time to do any job right
is when it counts in the score.—Wind-
sor Star.
Brief Comment
Toronto papers note that there
wasn't a single fatality in the city
during the day. Those who drove
Public Health Authorities Gather
Here are delegates at the Ottawa conference of provincial healthauthorities
called
HoHon.
C. G.
Power, Federal Minister of Pension and National 'Health. Front (leftright)
Manitoba; Hon. Mark R. McGuigan, P.E.1.; Hon. Dr. F. R. Davis, Nova Scotia; Hon. W. 1''. Roberts,
New Bruns,.'ick, Hon. C, G, Power, Federal Minister of Health; Hon. James A. Faulkner, Ont.;
Hon. J. M. Uhrich, Sask. Second Row (left to right) Dr. R.
E. W ehou e, Deputy
e u y M1iinister, Pen-
sions and National Health; Dr. W. W. Warwick, Deputy
Provincial Officer of Health, British Columbia Dr.AlbJ.
A. LeduH. c,
Provincial
ovn i l Boarder of Health,
(Wel-
ue-
,. bee; Dr. M. R. Bow, Deputy Minister of Health,
fare, British Columbia; Dr. B. T. Mc(xhie,� Deputy Minister of t to right)
Health, nttarioo, Dree n . Dain
Deputy Minister of Health, Saskatchewan..Third Row
Depart-
ment of Health, P.E.I.; pr. P. B. Campbell, Chief ealtth1 Officer, r Nov Health,ScScotia;
Dr. F. W Jacksr. on,.
Deputy Minister of Health, Manitoba; 17r. John Phair,
hn
Heagerty, Chief executive assistant, Federal Department of Health.
Elon A. Stowater is a Kentucky
man, 74 years of age. Recently the
apartment in which he lived caught
fire and he slid down a rope from
the fourth floor. As he was walking
away a reporter stopped him and
ask where he found the rope. -9 didn't
find it," replied Stowater. "I had it.
I've kept a rope under my bed for 30
years because I have always been
afraid of being trapped in a fire."—
St. Thomas Times -Journal.
By KEN EDWARDS
Olympic Gaines
The first Olympic games were
held at Olympia, Athens, Greece,
776 B.C. Romans did not enter
the games until after their con-
quest of Greece.
Tiberius, several years before
he became emperor, was the first
celebrated Roman to win a victory
—a chariot race.
Lacrosse
Lacrosse originated with the
American Indians, the game be-
ing played purely for amusement
and its exercise value.
The Indians had as many as
a thousand players on each side,
each carrying two sticks. The uni-
form consisted of a Loin cloth and
dyed horse's tail.
Squaws took part by switching
their husbands on with sticks, urg-
ing then on to victory.
Auto Racing
The first auto race in America
was on Thanksgiving Day, 1895.
The entrants were called mote -
cycles, not automobiles. The win-
ner, J. F. Duryea, travelled 53k
miles in 10 hours, 23 minutes.
Henry Ford was very much in-
terested in that first American
race; he wanted to be Present
but could not borrow the ear
fare !
The world's record of 143 miles
per hour was held by Bob Bur-
man for years.
That veteran speeder of the
road, Ralph De Palma, won more
than 200 races.
Swimming
When Julius Caesar was over
80 years old he was shipwrecked,
Jumping overboard. he held Itis
sword between his teeth, valuable
documents in his left hand; using
his right hand he swam to shore.
America sent the first women's
swimming team to the Olympics
in 1920.
When she was only 16 years old
Helene Madison of Seattle set six
new world records.
QUESTION 130X
cumulative strength.—Kingston Whig -
Standard. hr -Standard.
Sound Path
1• service
cavi ice s v
ofNations'
The League
should be kept intact, even though,
beyond this practical service, the limi-
tations are obvious. Canadadoes
well to continue along the sound path
of international conciliation as it has
been demonstrated . for many years
between this country and the United
States by the International Joint
Commission.—. -Ottawa Citizen.;
They Are Everywhere
"There are too many people walk-
ing around," notes The Ottawa
Journal, "who are not content with
wasting their own tune." So the
Ottawa Editor suffers, too! -- St.
Catherines Standard.
If you have any question re-
garding sport personalities or
any particular angle, to a game,
write to gen Edwards, Rooin
421, 73 Adelaide West, Toren.
to. If a personal rely is desir-
ed, enclose a stamped (3c) self-
addressed envelope.
THE EMPIRE
Pithy Anecdotes
Of the Fat cess
There was a time when William
Butler Yeats, like most poets was
pretty hard up. But that was Scarbor-
ough (in "England Muddles Through)
Then he gave some classic definitions
such as "A gentleman is a mar who
never bilks his tailor," "A man who
dresses for dinner," and "One who
Prefers caviar to kippers."
Officially' Unknown
Haile Selassie, exiled Emperor of
Abyssinia, comes to London. Mr.
Baldwin keeps his lips sealed, and
the British Government look the other
way and pretend not to notice any-
thing. But the cockney crowd roll up,
and how they cheer! in Rome the
people hail Marshall Badoglio, victor
of Abyssinia. Mussolini canhardly
pretend that he does not know about
soldier Badoglio, who cleaned up his
war for him after Blackshirt de' Bono
had got it well stuck in the mud. But:
Mussolini orders "No flags 'for Ba=
doglio!" Whether you, 'win or 'lose
Abyssinia, it seems to be officially
unpopular. London Daily Express.
A Fitting Memorial
The King was a lover of youth,
youth out of doors above all. , His
faith in the future of the Empire was
founded on his belief in the rising.
generation, whom he addressed, it
will be remembered, in trusting terms'
in the last of his broadcast messages..
It would not be rash to say that King"
George himself would have given
swift approval to the nation-wide;
network of playing -fields, where in
time to come British youth will find
remembrance of his fame. It would
be difficult to imagine any form of
memorial which, recalling the past
with thankfulness, borrowed 'so )Much
from the future as well. Those who
pass through "King George's Gates"
will at once pay tribute to a great
and good man and find a charter for
their own health" and happiness.—
Glasgow Herald.
Last Survivor
The Iast survivor of "the gallant
six hundred" who charged at Bala-
klava in 1854 died nine years ago,
according to the London Times. It is
usually very sure of the correctness
'
of its statements. So claims from
time to time that some who were in
the light brigade are still living may
be safely disregarded. The Times
also gives the information that the
last survivor of Trafalgar died in
1884, and of Waterloo in 1894„—Ed-
mouton
894: Ed -
mouton Journal.
Only Five Above Us
This is something for our pride as
Canadians: that in total international
trade this Dominion last year held:
sixth place in all the world. The
value of our trade, it is computed by
the Bureau of Statistics, was exceeded
by but five nations—the United King-
dom, United States, Germany, France
and Japan." The trade of these eleven
million Canadians was greater than
the trade of Belgium, the Nether-
lands, British India, Italy, and all
other countries.
In exports we were fifth, being ex-
ceeded only by the United States, the
United Kingdom, Germany and
Prance. We were ninth in imports,
the first eight being United Kingdom,
United States, Germany, France, Ja-
pan, the Netherlands, Italy and
Belgium.
Back in 1920 Canada stood fourth
place for total trade. For the follow-
ing decade we were fifth or sixth,
With the depression we slumped to
seventh in '31 and '32, to ninth in '33.
Then the improvement comme iced—
we were eight in '34 and, as we have
said, sixth in '35. — Ottawa Farm
Journal.
Things Are Better
The financial pages of the news-
paper these clays contain a, rising
number of notices of dividends to be.
paid by companies. Suntmaries of
dividend payments show substantial
Ictal increases by representative com-
panies. If 'one turns back the files
to pages of two and three years ago
the contrast is distinctly marked.
Betterment has ;;'one along eluietlY
and steadily from almost impercept-
ible beginnings and is gaining eviden'
But the one that tickled my fancy
most, because of its Cockney humor,
was this: -
'E's a gentleman; 'e don't blow
on 'is tej&, 'e fans it with. 'is 'at."
ThesL' lines appear on the last page
of Ja1M Masefielcl's new book of
poems, "A Letter from Pontus and
Other Verse:"
Print not my life
them by;
When I am dead let
die.
Blest be those who in
heed
'This heartfelt prayer of
cm's Seed:
Blessed be they, but may a
sue
ali'who reject this living prayer, and
rda.
Which recalls Dean Inge's
parody ;from Longfellow:
"Livek", o fgreat men oft' remind us
As n d a'er their pages turn,
That we, too, may leave behind us
Letters that we ought to burn.
nor letters; put
memory
their
of
me
mercy
mine to Ad -
Really an Englishman
We have read the whole of Plandit
Jawaharlial Nehru's presidential ad-
dress to the Indian National Con-
gress, and the overwlielming.impres-
sion left upon us is that this is not
an Indian speaking. In no sense
whatever are these the words *of an
Indian. That the Plandit i5 an Indian
by birth is of course unquestioned.
That he is a British product is equally
certain. Ho might have been one of
several kinds of Englishmen, a polo
playing sportsman, a country gentle-
man interested in agricultural de-
velopment, a Conservative, an educa-
tionist, a philosophic Radical Fate
has made hire a modern Englishman
of tho Left, a "revolutionary" Social-
ist, a theoretical Communist. But
the English Tory, the English Radi-
cal, and the English Socialist, all have
something in common, which theyde-
rive from an English environment
and which they cannot rid them-
selves of, This, too, is the possession
of the present President of the Indian
National Congress.—Calcutta States-
British
tates-
Br tish Spinsters
Demand Pensions
curse pur-
witty
OpIllhIns
Nothing can so poignantly . evoke
the flavor of the receding past as
some remembered tune, somemelody
that has caught up and woven into
its own unconscious fabric the very
color and fragrance of a day gone by.
—Alexander Woolcott, While Rome
Burns.
it is not marriage that fails; it is
people that fail. All that marriage •
does is to show thein up.
—Henry Emerson Fosaielc,
My father used to say: "Never
suspe,et people, It's better to be de-
ceived or mistaken, which is only
human, after all, than to be suspici-
ous, which is common."
—Stark Young, Feliciana.
In the United States, "First" and
"Second" class can't be painted on
railroad cars, for all passengers, be-
ing Americans, are equal and it would
be "un-American." But paint "Pull-'
man" on a car, and everybody is
satisfied. '
The law of work does seem utter-
ly unfair—but there it is, and noth-
ing can change it: the higher the pay
in enjoyment the worker gets out of
it, the higher shall be his pay in
money also. —Mark Twain, Con -I
necticut Yankee in King Arthur's
Court.
R. F. Dibble in his biography of
John L, Sullivan — records thatonce
a dainty little miss asked the famous
pugilist to write her a few autographs
so that she could sell them, at a fair
held by the church.
"Oh what're you giving pie?" said
John L. in a graciously tragic way. "I
ain't no good at writing, but I'll have
my manager write as many of my --
what d'you call 'em, as you want."
The damsel told' him that this would
hardly do. So pens, inlc and paper
were ordered, and after many labor-
ious efforts, in which he spoiled more
than a dozen pens aucl ruined a quan-
tity of stationery, Sullivan . finally
succeeded in scratching clown about
20 badly blotched but fairly legible
signatures.
"I always like to do what I can
for religion," he assured her as, grasp-
ing her hand and most of her fore-
arm, between his ink -stained fingers,
he bade her a courteous good -by.
What is all wisdom save a collect -i
ion of platitudes?
of ours
Take 50
current proverbial sayings—they are
so trite, so threadbare, that we cant
hardly bring our lips to utter them.
Nonetheless, they em
bod
Y
the con-,
centrated experience of the race,• and
the man who orders his life accord-',
ing to their teaching cannot go far
wrong. How easy that seems! But
has anyone ever done so? Never. Has
any man ever attained inner har-
mony by pondering the experience
of others? Not since the world be-
gan. He must pass through the fire.
--Norman Douglas, South Wind.
One of Pett Ridge's favorite stories
concerhed a young couple with one
child, who decided to move from a
house to an apartment. The husband,
as a labor-saving device, went off for
golf while the work was being done.
At the first dinner given in the new
apartment lie spoke to the 'guests
with complacency of the ease with
which the transfer had been effected.
"No anxiety," he declared, "and
absolutely no worry of any descript-
ion. Isn't that true, my dear?"
"Quite true," she agreed. "No more
than there was when our little GladYs
arrived!"
The passing of Mary Johnston —
author of that fine novel, "To have
and To Hold" — recalls a story she
used to tell about the days when she
was working for woman suffrage.
She
was to speak in a little town in Vir-
ginia where her grandfather had been
born. Invariably, in other places, she
had been introduced as "Mary John-
ston, the novelist," and had become
as reconciled as possible. This night
she was all prepared for the ordeal
when. the .chairman rose and said,
quite simply:
"Folks,'' John Alexander's grand'
daughter is going to say a few words
to us."
In the folding shadow. of absolute
anonymity she gratefully made the
best suffrage speech of her career.
Recalling the first time she lunch-
ed at the home in London, of Alice
(Mrs. Wilfred) Meynoll, the poet and.
essayist, Edith Wharton says (in "A
Backward Glance") that she was also
"struck by the solemnity with which
this tall thin, sweet -voiced woman,
with melancholy eyes and rather ca-
'' falque-like garb, was treated by her
husband and children. Mr. Meynell,
small and brisk, bustled in ahead ot
her, as though preceding a sovereign;
and all through the luncheon, Mrs.
Meynell's utterances, murmured with
soft deliberation, were received In an
attentive silence punctuated by: 'MY
Wife was saying the other day,' 'My
wife always thinks' as though each
.syllable from those lips was final.
LONDON—Five thousand spinsters
from every part of the country will.
journey to London for a monster dem-
onstration in Hyde Park demanding
pensions. Specifically, they seek pen-
sions for spinsters at the age of 55
under the National Insurance scheine,
Spinster's' Associations were start-
ed last .year by Florence White, well-
known Bradford business woman.
'.Chair membership now totals 85,000,'
ShowStatistics
Whoever produces anything by
weary labor, does not need a revla-
tion from heaven to teach him that
he has a right to the thing produced.
—Ingersoll.
In 1935 automobile accidents ac-
counted for 1,224 deaths in Canada,
an increase of 109 over 1934. Let
those who think the Safety cam-
paigns are being overworked ponder
this Bureau of Statistics statement.
The vital statistics of 1935 are in
many ways encouraging. But des-
pite widespread education and the
progress of Medicine and Science it
is clear we have not made such start-
ling progress in our, defence against
the ravages of disease and the toll
of negligence.
The following statistics are for
the whole of 1935, with those of
1934 in brackets:
Live births 221,036 (221,303); birth
rate 20.2 (20.5); illegitimate births
8,313 (8,070; per cent. of total live
births 3.8 (3.6); deaths 105,451 (101,-
582) ; death rate 9.6 (9.4); marriages
76,869 (73,092); marriage rate 7.0
(6.8); maternal deaths 1,093 (1,167);
rate per 1,000 live births 4.9 (5.3).
The deaths from •certain causes:
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever 272
(293 ; smallpox 6 (3); measles 489
(188); scarlet fever 242 (226); diph-
theria 262 (232); influenza 3,387
(2,004); infantile paralysis 63 (84);
tuberculosis 6,584 (6,431); cancer 11,-
140 (10,581); suicide 902 (927); homi-
cide 153 (142); automobile accidents
1,224 (1,115); other violence 4,606
(4,285).
fish -Balis -- strangest of all the
fish stories told by Vic Hurley (in
"Men in Sun Helmet&') is one about
a fish 'little Filipino boys use for a
tennis ball,"
"They bounce the fish against the
walls of the buildings in the equiva-
lent of a, game of handball," he de-
clares. "The first time I saw such a
thing, I did not believe it to be true.
1 saw a Filipino boy, fishing, from the
sea -walk capture a small fish. lie
'laid the fish on the liot cement and
'in a moment it swelled as roi.nicl and
symmetrical as a ball. The little boy
went gay:y down the sta•c'et, bounc-
ing, the hall that the cel had provided
Now it's your tarn!
Sotto Voce
Writes the New Yorker—There was
a -full-blown, formal, rehearsed -to -the -
last -lily -of -the -valley church wedding
last week, at 'which one of the ushers
took to cutting tip.: As he escorted
the guests clown the aisle he followed
convention, asking the guests whether
they were friends of the bride or
the groom and seating them • accord-
ingly•
Ile varied from ritual only slightly,
in fact. To the bride's friends, as
he bowed them to their seats, he whis-
pered, "Isn't it awf;il about the
groom ?" and to the gr'oom's friends.
"Isn't it terrible about the bride?"
There WAS the devil to pay.
Tailored Model
f
Here's a useful dress for sum-
mer in town or in the county.
The buttoned shoulder accents
the flattering neckline. A tailored
feeling is noted in the stitt.ned
back pleat 'from neck to ,gem. it
will give you a lovely tall appear-
ance. Two hip poekets and a
single breast pocket add to its
sporting -air.
It is made of soft cotton in
shantung weave in aqua -blue. re-
sides being enticingly cool, it .
tubs like a handkerchief. The trim
is navy.
Again, you'll like it in white
tub silk or natural linen with fla-
mingo -red buttons belt and pock-
et "hanky." -
The sleeves cut in one with tho
bodice, 'Making it exeeptibnaliy ,
simple to sew.
Style iclo. 2823 is designed for ,
sizes,12, 14, 16, 18 and 20 years.
Sizes 16 requires 31,4 yards of
39 -inch material with two yards
of ribbon for belt.
HOW T0 ORDER PATTERN S
Write your,. name and address
plainly, giving number and size
of pattern wanted.Bnclose 1.5e
in stamps of coin (coin prefer"
red; wrap it carefully) and ad=
dress your order to Wilson Pat. ,.
tern ~Service, '13 West Adelaide
'Street, Toronto,
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