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By Adam Broome
SYNOPSIS
S1G.iVOR AR17LL1 of Milan, a Tarn-
ow{ composer, is about to make his
first appearance in London. He is to
conduct the first performance of a sym-
phony of his own composition at the
Queen's Hall. The event has aroused
very great Interest. The hall is .crowd-
ed, and millions of listeners are waiting
for the performance to come over the
radio;
Fare1l1 makes his entrance, and rais-
ing his baton suddenly collapses.
Medical aid is immediately forthcom-
ing, but it is obvious that the man is
dead. In the audience are two young
people. Lettice I$Tanton and Stephen
Garton. '
Chapter VII.
WAS IT COINCIDENCE?
"That's a queer thing, sir, to tote
round in this country."
Courtenay Weeks had only been
nine months in the little West Afri-
can colony, and had never ceased
from seeing queer things about him;
queer people, queer customs, queer
houses—the whole country seemed a
bit queer. But this seemed the
queerest yet—a wooden 'cello case
on the verandah of his new chief,
Mr. Commissioner Westcott, in a
bungalow miles away up country,
right off the railway line where the
only three resident white men were
the District Commissioner, his assist-
ant and the Medical Officer.
Raymond Westcott was a tall, lean
spare man. His hair, where any
still remained, was iron grey—there
'isere wrinkles under his eyes, his
forehead was furrowed and rugged.
He had served just over twenty
years in the Colony from the days
'when it had meant real pioneer work
to administer a bush district only
recently half settled.
Westcott was a bachelor. But he
was not soured, and though he had
scoffed a little when the Public
Works Department, or P.W.D., .had
erected hila a fine stone bungalow
in place of the inud shack to which
long years of use had accustomed
him, he was not backward in snaking
the best rise of what the gods, in the
shape of a go-ahead administration,
had provided for him.
"You'd have thought it a bit queer-
er if you'd seen it in my old native
hat. You've been so short a time
in this country yet that you don't
realise how important it is to have
some kind of a hobby. I've had lots
in my time. It's the only thing that
keeps you sane when you get so
much , of your own sooicety. It's
when you haven't got a hobby that
you begin to think of this as an
enemy, instead of what it ought to
be—a friend." Wescott tapped the
whisky bottle beside him significant-
ly. He liked the look of his young
assistant. Weeks couldn't be more
than twenty-three at the outside. He
was tall, straight limbed, muscular,
his brown hair made an excellent
foil to his grey -blue eves. His
complexion had not yet lost the
freshness which would be stolen
from it later on by the damp, insid-
ious, unhealthy climate.
"I used to do a lot of big game
shooting till I got a charge of `pot.
leg° in here chasing after some
rebellious cannibals." He tapped
his right thigh. Week had noticed
when the D. C. came out that morn-
ing to greet him on his arrival, that
he had walked with, a decided limp.
"When I couldn't do that any longer
r went back to my old love—you see
her over there," The D. C. nodded
in the direction of the 'cello case
which had prompted Weeks' remark.
"Costs ire the deuce of a lot 1111
strings. The climate's no better
for them than it is for us. I get a
packet sent out every month from
home, but in the rains it doesn't al-
ways even see me through till the
next lot arrives. And it's no good
getting then out in quantities:
they'd perish before you'd time to
use them. I'm run out of 'A's' now
and there should be some in the
mail today."
Weeks began to thinks he'd struck
his queerest experience yet. He'd
read a good. many books about the
"Coast" before he cane to it. Nine
months of life in EdwardsviIIe, the
sea -port capital of the little Colony,
had taught him a good deal more.
But he had yet to learn that the
"bush" could harbour a real musical
enthusiast, keen enough to bring a
'cello out with him and spend his
leisure hours alone, in his bungalow
on the station or in a mud but on
trek, playing over to himself a half-
forgotten sonata of Beethoven or a
transcription from Chopin, his only
hearers a few curious natives, hidd-
en in the darkness by a "stick"
fence, the only sign of their presence
the flash of their rows of white
teeth in the farthest rays of the
veranda petrol lamp, as, they ex-
pressed to each other their voiceless
wonder at the latest vagary of the
incbniprehensible white man.
The night was hot and steamy. An
occasional fluttering of the leaves of
the trees in the neatly laid out com-
pound beyond seemed to herald the
later coming of a tornado, the viol-
ent rain and thunder storm of the
"Coast." "I wonder you manage to
keep it up, sir, with all these snags
to put you off."
The young Assistant District Com-
missioner felt some inward satisfact-
ion as he glanced round the tidy,
clean, orderly veranda. He had
felt almost as great a pang on leav-
ing Edwardsville, where he had spent
nine months "learning the ropes" in
the Secretariat, for the bush, as he
had experienced on sailing from
Liverpool for Africa, to spend
eighteen months or more in an un-
known land, a land which, in spite
of official and unofficial whitewash-
ing, still had a by no means savoury
reputation. In the capital of the
Colony there was always lots to clo—
golf, of a sort, dances, bridge, bath -1
ing, cricket, tennis, motoring; one
hadn't much time to think about the
climate. He had pictured the j
"bush" as a pretty dismal sort of I
place, with next to no European
society and next to nothing to do
beside his work except shoot; and he
wasn't much of a hand at that. But
this unexpected little oasis, after a!
three days' tramp through stumpy,
arid "orchard bush" and scattered, ;
poorly -built native villages, was I
quite hear' on'nc;.—To Bo Continued.
"IT REMAINS for the more ma-
ture to change their habits of thought
to discard ox -cart thinking in inter-
national affairs for modern thinking
in harmony with the present age,"—
Ililru Root.
MOTHER SAVED THE DAY ...
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INEPT USE OF
SMILES IS BAD
Impossible, Impractical Ex-
amples Cited; `Feel
Like" Anything
WHEN it comes to murdering the
Icing's English according to a friend
of ours, the greatest massacreis not
in the use of slang. Bather, it's the
inept use of Similes.
It's funny, says our friend, but
those people who watch their speech
carefully and avoid slang expressions
often are the worst violators of what
he calls rather impossible, if not iiil»
practical similes.
For example, listen in on this con-
versation at a restaurant. Two men
have just seated themselves at a tab-
le. A waitress comes up.
Waitress— "Good evening, gentle-
men. How's the weather out tonight?"
First man—"It's as COLD AS TIIE
DEVIL."
Second mall—"Yes, I'm as COLD
AS A BABOON."
Waitress—"It's getting as COOL1
AS A CUCUMBER in here. What'll
you have, gents?"
!First man—"Well, with this weat-
her, I FEEL LIKE A STEAK tonight
HOW about you, Tom?"
Second lean—"I FEEL LIKE A
DRINK, first, and then a big steak.
I'm as HUNGRY AS A FURNACJd.
How are the steaks, anyway?"
Waitress—"FINE AS SILK."
First man—"What are you doing
after dinner, Tom?"
Second man—"Well, I sort of FEEL
LIKE A MOVIE. How about you?"
First man—"I'd like to go, but my
wife phoned that she felt LIKE A
NIGHT CLUB, so I guess that's
where we'll go."
And, my friend asks, isn't it stret-
ching the imagination a little too far.
to visualize anyone feeling like a
steak, a drink, a movie, or anything
else of such quality?
M
any New Books
Canadian Poetry
Fifteen Noted During Year;
New Magazine All Verse
EDMONTON. — Under the title;
"Canada's Tide of Poetry Rising,"
the Journal says:
"A recent survey revealed at
least 15 new books of Canadian
poetry that have appeared during
the present year. The majority of
these were by singers of established
reputation such as Duncan Camp-
bell Scott, Wilson MacDonald, E. J.
Pratt, Arthur Bouhinot, C. F. Lloyd
and Annie Charlotte Dalton. More
than this, several second editions ap-
peared, bringing with them the in-
dication that Canadian readers were
turning to the muse to a greater ex-
tent than they had been doing in
the past.
"Under these circumstances it is
not surprising to hear that a month-
ly publication devoted entirely to
Canadian verse is to make its first
appearance shortly. There is unques-
tionably enough •material available to
maintain a high standard and the
time seems propitious for launching
such an endeavor."
Scraps
The wages of sin is what the lawy-
ers get.—The crowd may be laughing'
at your jokes, or it may be your
granimer.—The only person who can
tell your fortune correctly is your
banker. — A fellow's assets don't
give his liabilities enough of a race
to make it interesting— The terrible
thing about divorce is the statement
you get from your lawyer—Long
green is the most comforting color
—Tlre job you like that pays a living
is the most priceless of all posses-
sions,—When we are right we credit
our judgment. When we are wrong
we curse our luck.—We can't truly
serve another unless we satisfy Nis
self-interest—Unless a woman is
willing to see that the buttons are
on a man's clothes, she ought never
to marry.
Predicts Mild Winter
Basing his prophecy on the tem-
perature of the Gulf Stream, which
he has been studying for several
years, J. W. Sandstroem, expert of
the Swedish Meteorological Office,
Stockholm, says that this winter will
be comparatively mild in Europe.
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EVERY DAY LIVING
A WEEKLY TONIC
by Dr. M. M. Lappin
WINNING AND LOSING
Many strange letters reach my
desk, and I am asked all sorts ' of
questions. Consider, for example,
the following coming from a young
Iady. She writes to me in part; --
"I should like to ask you this
questions Why is it that nearly
everything 1 do goes opposite to
what I intended? I think that what
I am going to do will turn out sue-
cessfully, but as a rule it tukns out
the reverse. I make a sale, custom-
er perfectly satisfied, but at the last.
moment changes his ;Hind. He de-
cides to wait a while longer. I go
to the races, pick a winning horse,
play him first and he runs second,
If I play him second he runs third,
and if I play hien third he runs out,
I select winners in every race and if
I decide not to play they win and
pay big honey. I should be grateful
if you could tell me why this is thus."
Well, there it is, and I have quot-
ed the central block of this young
Iady's letter. I am neither slighting
nor sarcastic when I say that, in her
letter, she portrays the type of mind
which runs to a palm reader, a cry-
stal gazer, or some other kind of so
called fortune teller. And, of course,
I make no pretence at telling fora
tunes.
However, there is an answer to
the question which she asks. Horse
racing is, to my hind, a matter of
sheer chance and luck. When this
young lady picks a horse and loses,
I would say her luck is out. Horse
racing may be good sport, but with-
out being priggish, I think it is, like
many other sports, spoiled by the
gambling that enters into it. I have
seldom known the `better' to have
an all round win. As a rule, the
'bookie' is the winner all the time. If
my correspondent wishes to indulge
in a little flutter on the race course,
then she should be willing to take
her chance and smile when she loses
as well as when she is lucky and
wins. For my own part, if I were
her, I would leave the horses severe-
ly alone. I think she will be better
off financially in the end.
As to the sales she almost makes
but fails to close, that is a different
matter. I do not know what her
business is or what she is trying to
sell, but whatever it is, she seems
to fall short in salesmanship. While
she may feel in her conscious mind
that she has made a sale, I think in
her subconscious mind there must be
a• doubt about it. The subconscious
mind is, of course, the directing mind
and is very much more powerful
than the conscious mind. The doubt
may be as to the article she is try-
ing to sell, or it may be as to her.
ability to convince her customer
that it is the very article that he
needs and that he ought therefore
to purchase. To be a good salesman
or saleswoman, one must have faith
in what one is selling, togther with
faith in his or her ability to con-
vince the customer of his need of
it. And that requires POSITIVE
THINKING.
That brings me to what I think is
the chief trouble of my correspond-
ent. She has never acquired the art
of positive thinking. She is thinking
negatively. And negative thinking
never makes for successful living.
My advice to her is to try and
change her mode of living. Go in for
some form of mental training if
needs be.
Centenary Of
Pickwick Noted
Dickens Fellowship \'Vill
Mark Anniversary of
"Papers"
LONDON — One hundred years
ago a 24 -year old parliamentary re -
j porter whose "sketches" under the
1 name "Boz" had attracted some at-
tention, electrified the English-
reading world with "The Posthumous
Papers of the Pickwick Club." Now
the Dickens Fellowship is leaking
plans to celebrate the Pickwick Cen-
tenary.
On March 31, 1936, the first month
ly part of this immortal work ap-
peared. Neither publishers nor author
had an inkling of the stupendous
success awaiting their enterprise. The
letterpress, indeed, according to the
publishers' intention, was to serve
merely as a "writeup" to show off .
the abilities of the artist, Robert,
Seymour.
"Pickwick" had the fates strongly f
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The Book
Shelf
BY MAIR M. MORGAN
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The holiday season is over, and the
quiet month of January is with us.
Those who were fortunate enough
to receive books as gifts now have
leisure to catch up on their reading.
Glauee over the followiug list of
books reviewed in this column. Un-
doubtedly one will appeal to you in
this quiet season.
SALAMINA by Rockwell Kent,
ASYLUM by William Seabrook (Geo.
J, McLeod), GILBERT and SULLI-
VAN by Hesketh Pearson; MR. FIN-
CHLEY'S HOLIDAY by Victor Can-
ning, THE ASIATICS by >!'rederie
Prokosch, MAN, THE UNKNOWN br
Alexis Carrel, THE CLUE of the
RISING MOON by Valentine Wile.
Hams (Musson's, Toronto), YOUTH
UNCHARTED by Stephen Lawford,
MARY, UDEN of SCOTLAND br
Stefan Zweig, A VISIT TO AMERICL
by A. G. Macdonell, WHO SAID
MURDER by Charles W. Bell, K.O.,
THE TRAGEDY OP HENRY THORN.
TON by D'Arcy Marsh (Macmillan.,.
Toronto).
H.R.H. Has No Intention Of
Marrying While He Is
London, Eng. — With King George
advancing in years, Britons are won-
dering whether the Prince of Wales
may take a bride when he mounts
the throne.
The king Is now 70 years old, and
his health is reported officially as
good, but he has been absent recently
from various functions which he
would have attended even a year ago,
notably the Armistice Day ceremony
at the cenotaph.
No matter how soon the Prince of
Wales ascends the throne, becoming
King Edward the Eighth, however, it
is not .generally believed he will ter-
minate his long bachelorhood and
select a queen to carry on the royal
line.
His motto "Ich Dien — I Serve" he
applies religiously to his official du-
ties, but he has won the long and
often bard -fought battle to lead his
own private life — and he has made
it crystal clear that marriage has no
part in his scheme of things, at Ieast
as Iong as he remains the Prince of
Wales.
"During twelve hours of every day
I have to be what other people want
,me to be," he explained once. "The
rest pf my time I Can, as a bachelor,
be myself. But if I married I should
have to spend the rest of my time be-
ing what my wile wanted me to be."
He has, however, a keen apprecia-
tion of women, as illustrated by his
telling an audience.
"You will not get very far without
the help of women; with it you can
do almost anything, for women have
a gift of sympathy and self-sacrifice
that carries all before it."
Women have been constantly link-
ed with his name, among them Mrs.
Dudley Ward and the mysterious
Mrs. Simpson, an American, who is
his favorite dancing partner.
He is becoming too busy for "play-
boy" activities now and only occas-
ionalIy does a west -end restaurant or
cabaret beam in sudden gratification
at the unheralded arrival of His Roy-
al Highness.
Handling Eggs
Eggs should be collected at least
once daily, and during very cold
weather or very warm weather col-
lections should be made at noon and
night to avoid freezing or heating.
The eggs should be taken at once to
a cool cellar, where there is usually
a fairly uniform temperature. It
may be advisable to open one or two
windows and substitute screens
covered with cheesecloth to carry off
odour or excessive moisture. Dirty
eggs should be cleaned with coarse
sandpaper, but not washed. Stains
may be removed with a little vinegar
on a clean cloth. Washing eggs de-
stroys the protective coating and
lowers the grade.
Revive Spelling Bees
(The Toronto Globe)
Why not revive the spelling bee?
During these hard times it would
'provide inexpensive entertainment
—real entertainment. Get all class-
' es of the public into it. Let the big
business executive be bowled over
by his office boy; the lawyer by
his clerk; the artist by a laborer;
the editor by one of the printers—
' and this is among the certainties.
Let there be revealed iii all com-
munities spelling champions, wear-
ing belt or medals. They may be
proud of their decorations, but they
will be execrated by ordinary folks
who always leave the first "h"
out of "diphtheria."
against it at the start Seymour com-
mitted suicide before the second
monthly part was out, his inunediate
successor was unequal to the job,
and it was not until the issue of the
fourth part that in Hablot IC. Browne
("Phiz") there was found an artist
whose genius was best suited to de-
pict the gallery of Dickens' charact-
ers. Even so the public displayed only
Lido Sales Company a tepid interest in "Pickwick" until
925 University Tower 7sniming Sam Weller was introduced in the
il2ontroal fifth part. The monthly parts con-
tinued until the story was wound up
6 ' 1 at the end of 1837, By then "Pick-
wick" had ensured enduring Fame
fox Charles Dickens.
Issue No. 3 —
Prince
Britain Prepares
For Motor Booms
BIRMINGHAM, Eng. Motor
manufacturing centres, Birmingham
and Coventry,' are preparing for
what they call the biggest boom In
the history of the British motor
industry. More than £1,000,000 is
being spent on new factory extens-
ions and equipment.
A Bimingham firm maufacturing
motor accessories and components is
now employing 20,000 workers,
Fender makers are carrying out
big factory extensions and a car-
buretor firm is doubling the size of
its machine shop.
Those Leisure Hours
Why Not Employ Them Pro
fltably? Specialised training
?eads to Increased efficiency.
Increased Efficiency means
Increased Earning Capacity.
Overcome Inferiority Complex,
develop mental power, and
equip yoyrself for better
things. Study leisurely in the
quiet of your own home. Write
for particulars of fascinating
correspondence eour's
The Institute of Practical and
Applied Psychology
910 Confederation Building
DIONTREAL, QiJETALC
The
Man Who
Knows
Whether the Remedy
You are taking for
Headaches, Neuralgia
or Rheumatism Pains
is SAFE is Your Doctor.
Ask Hirn
Don't Entrust Your
Own or Your Family's
Well -Being to Unknown
Preparations
fEFORE you take any prepara-
tion you don't know all about,
for the relief of headaches; or the
pains of rheumatism, neuritis or
neuralgia, ask your doctor what he
thinks about it —in comparison
with "Aspirin."
We say this because, before the
discovery of "Aspirin," most so-
called "pain" remedies were ad-
vised against by physicians as being
bad for the stomach; or, often, for
the heart. And the discovery of
"Aspirin" largely changed medical
practice.
Countless thousands of people
who have taken "Aspirin" year in
and out without ill effect, have
proved that the medical findings
about its safety were correct.
Remember this: "Aspirin" is
rated among the fastest methods gel
discovered for the relief of headaches
and all common pains . .. and safe
for the average person to take
regularly.
"Aspirin" Tablets are made in
Canada. "Aspirin" is the registered
trade -marls of the Bayer Company,
Limited. Look for the name Bayer
in the form of a cross on every tablet.
Demand and G e t
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Cart0011, or a COmie Drawing mall,,
by a professional artist will be pre-
ented for the best sketch subntit-
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closes on January 29, 1036. Prizes
for the next best five drawings.
The rntry Fee is Twenty -rive
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