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An Irish truck driver was bharg•
ed with reckless driving and with
having [stopped his truck so sud-
denly that a car behind him smash-
ed into him. The judge asked him
why he had not held outhis hand.
Pat indignantly answered: "If
the ]poor fool couldn't see tee truck,
how in Hivin's name could he see
me hand?e
"Did they put stitches In?"
staked the friend after the op-
eration.
"No, 1 Just pulled myself to-
gether," was the reply.
Counsel (cross-examining a far-
mer): "Now don't quibble! Do you
understand a •simple problem or
idol?"
Witness: "I do."
"Then tell the court this: If 16
men ploughed a field in five hours,
how long will 30 men take to plow
the Baine field?"
"They couldn't do it"
"Why not?"
"Because the 15 men haTe al -
Ready ploughed it!"
"1 have heard," said the pro-
fessor, "that Babylon fell, and
Nineveh was destroyed, and"
Someone In the class: "Tyre
was punctured."
A teacher was instructing her
Blass In the use of antonyms. "Now
children," she said, "what is .the
opposite of sorrow?"
"Jay," ehrieked the class in wi-
zen.
"And what is the opposite of
woe?"
"Giddap1"
She: "It is disgraceful! Yes-
terday you kissed me against
my will and today you try to re-
peat the offence."
He: "Well, a criminal always
returns to the scene of his own
crime."
04.0-0 4..11-1.-.÷4 sot..q•a-re .OP-0-
See
- -
What WcWexce'
Is Doing
See Shand Dam
Ready This Fall
$1,700,000 Wall Main Unit of Grand
River Control Project, Is
Expected To Be
Complete Then
At the annual meeting of the
Grand River Conservation Commis-
sion, held. in Brantford, Ont., Dr.
G. -Acres, Niagara Palls, chief en-
gineer to the commission, gave as-
surance the vital construction of
the $1,700,000 Shand dam, .main
unit of the river -controlling project,
would be conpleted before the aut-
umn frosts of 1940.
COULD DO MORE
Dr. Acres also said the supple-
mentary Luther Marsh dam could
be completed by the end of this
year should the commission so dir-
ect. All necessary and scheduled
work in connection with the Shand
dam in 1939 had been completed, be
said,
JAUNDICE CURE
Olsperimellts at the Mayo Olinie
leave proved that patients suffering
.,Yom "obstructive jaundice" could
be cured by an operation after they
lead been given injections of Vita-
eain K.
Vitamin K. built up in the blood
a substance called prothrombin, the
leek[ of which resulted in bleeding
to death of persons operated on for
the disease.
TO RELIEVE INDtGESTION
]Or. Otto Dennith, of Vancouver,
reports he has found a way to re-
lieve indigestion and gastric ail-
ments that rest, diet and medica-
tion will not cure. Since 1933 he has
successfully used the technique of
severing the sphincter of oddl,
which rings the inside of a duct
leading from the pancreas, liver
and gall bladder to the small intes-
tines.
MODERN PIONEER
Among the sage elders of science
a young man not yet 30 takes rank
today as ono of 19 upon whom the
Attie "331otter)1 pioneer" has been
bestowed in recognition of his in -
'naive genius.
He is Edwin H. Land, of. Boston, '
aaho invented "Polaroid," a crystal
aubstance made of iodine and quin~
lee which "polarizes" rays of light,
in effect lining them up by blocking
out vibrations at right angles to the
tbearn, thus e111nin atilt glare,
Owing to lack of refrigerator
space, the gol'ernment has forbid -
elms Australians to include butter
7sa hampers shipped to Great, I3rit-
stin. No restriction were placed on
siker rationed goods (hams, be eon
and sugar),
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HEALTH
TOPICS
EAT DOMESTIC FRUIT
A perfect diet, rich in all the pro-
tective foods, is obtainable in Can-
ada at all seasons without resort
to imported fruits or vegetables..
Tills is the finding of leading Con-
acllan nutritionists and is being
cite
ed by those concerned with the in-
creasing collsumption of Aulorican
fresh fruits.
Canned Canadian vegetables have.
been proven to have higher vitamin
and mineral content than fresh vela
etabies imported long distances
from the southern states.
GOOD COLD -REMEDY
Hot drinks, warm clothing and
hot applications have been found to
be most effective in overcoming the
ravages of the cold germ. That is
no doubt ivhy the mustard foot
bath is so favored. Two or three
tablespoons of dry mustard, mixed
with a little cold. water, and then
added to the bat.bwater has been
found to be efficacious in helping ,:
anyone to overcome a cold. If, anter
remaining in the bath until the sl.in
begins to tingle pleasantly, one
takes a good rub -down and then ie-
tirs to bed, there is usually a good
deal of relief in the morning.
Modern
Etiquette
BY .Rueatt 1 A Li,e
Q. If a girl who is to he married
has no father, but would like to
have her mother take some part to
the ceremony, couldn't she have
her for maid of honor or a brides-
maid?
A. No; but she "en have her mo-
ther "give her away".
Q. Isn't it rude to unwrap a box
of candy, while at the theatre and
the show is in progress?
A. Yes, it is not only rude, but in-
considerate, as the rustling of t11e
paper cannot fail to annoy others.
Q. At a buffet meal should the
women serve themselves or wail.
for their escorts to bring their
their plates?
A. The woolen shonl'1 serve them-
selves.
Q. When planning to make an
informal call on a friend, is it per.
missable to telephone first, to be
sure that she is at home?
A. Yes, this is all right, and is a
wise thing to do if the friend lives
quite a distance away.
WARNS AGAINST T. Q
"Tuberculosis is the most impar
tent single disease facing us in the
problem of national health," Prof.
E. G. D. Murray, of the department
of bacteriology and immunity, Me- 1
Gill University, said in a recent
radio talk.
Tuberculosis as a disease had not
inspired a state of terror in the hu-
man race, as would the mere men-
tion of plague, smallpox, poliotnYle"
tis and typhoid fever "yet in the
literature of the subject it has de-
served the opprobrious epithet of
'the White Plague' " he said.
Out of 11 kinds of milk Iisted
by the United States department
of agriculture, reindeer n'iilk is
richest—it has 22 per cent butter-
fat.
Russian Contribution To Finnish Defence
The contribution Was net made voluntarily, l e , but
l�t is
very accaptable just the salve. The white -clad 1• iia xamsocularly against ul-
tiple machine gun used for anti-aircraft work, 1
iv
ing bombers or hedge -hopping planes. It was part of the equipment cap-
tured by the Finns and later used against the former owners.
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How Can I
er' stunt wale. tee'
ry
Q. How can I keep the kitchen
sink clean and purified?
A. Pour 5, strong solution et
washing soda in boiling water down
the sink at night.
Q. How can f peel oranges more
easily?
A. Pour boiling water aver the
oranges and let them stand for
about five minutes. When they are
peeled, the white lining will come
away with the 'skin. This sante
thing can be done with grapefruit.
Q, How can I treat an inflamed
nose?
AIt is shill that one of the heel
reteedi•'.a for ihis T.11 t• 01)pi'inati.0 .
Q. Should the silver be placed
with the ends about three or four
inches from the edge of the table?
A. No. The ends of the silver
should be only a half inch to an
inch from the edge of the table.
Q. When a man is introduced to
a girl ata dance, is he supposed to
ask her to dance?
A. Yes.
Gold production in Canada dur-
ing the first ten months of 1939
amounted to 4,285,880 ounces
compared with 8,877,239 ounces
in the corresponding period of
1938, and .3,380,735 ounces in
1937.
Exports' of planks and boards
from Canada during the first -el-
even month% of 1939 amounted to
1,9G3 million feet, a gain of 30
per cent over the- sante period
of 1938.
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For quick relief fromitching of eczema; pimples, ath-
lste's foot, valet scabies, rashes and other eatanally
caused skin troubles, use world-famous, pooling, anti•
septic, liquid D.D. D. Prescription. Greaseless,
stainless. Soothes irritation and quickly stops intense
itching. ie rugs trial
0.0.PRESCRiPTION
.-AMBLE AGE" I� up�lpiE
i'hou=7ands go tiro chis
"tryingtime bytaking
?inkhorn3 wee anuwn
car helping terve ue 1 ano-
tional troubtea
.E.YDM E. PINKRAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
CLA.SSIFIED ADVERTISEM:NTS .
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t.t J,:rT S WANTED
ITILKErt MEN WANTED -- iNV EST
$50.05 and be your own boss ono
sale per week bents working for
someone else: variable., hard wor-
kers earn $3,004 up; emceeing new
machine by old -established comp-
any. State. Sales experience in full.
Address Room 1+A2, Anker -Beeth
Manufacturing Company, Sarnia,
Ontario.
BABY CHIC) i
LOGICALLY POULTRY FARM
Bred chicks are better value than
hatchery chicks. Five breeds se-
lection, 7 cents and up, farm rais-
ed pullets. Circular on regueet.
Highway Poultry Farm, R.R.No,
1, Waterloo, Ontario.
CRICKS, WHITE LEGHORNS, 9c,
Barred Rocks and New Hamp-
shires 10c, from Government ap-
proved, blood -tested stock. Write
for
St oThomas,uOnt. Poultry
JOHNSON'S CHICKS ARE ONE`
grade, the best we can produce,
all breeders are bloodtested and
culled. Bred to Lay Barred Rocks
and large S. C. White Leghorns,
Barron strain. Prices March and
t.
pppule1cents,
kerels 8r
pullets 17 cents, ccents.
Leghorns 10 cents, 90 per cent.
pullets 20 cents, cockerels 2 cents.
Bent books y -order guaranteed. Circularoer
n
request. J. D. Johnson, Fergus,
Ontario.
ORDER RILEY CHICKS NOW. AT -
tractive prices on well bred Bar-
red Rocks, White Leghorns, Ramp-
shires, Austrolorpps. Write for
prices. Wingham Hatchery, Wing -
ham, Ontario.
91ORE FOR YOUR MONET. GI-
gantic production enables us to
cell better quality chicks for less.
Don't buy your chicks until you
Twaddle pries. d118 Quality
and
to
choose from. Day-old pullets,
cockerels, non -sexed, started
chicks, three -week-old capons, old-
er pullets, non -sexed chicks as !-ow
as $9.45,.90 per cent. pullets $155,90.
Free catalogue. Tweddie Chick
Hatcheries Limited, Fergus, Ont.
AFTER ALL IT'S QUALITY TJ -IAT
counts. Baden chicks are high
duality chicks sold to you at low
laless atm low ope ating costs. Do
not delay, get our price list to -
'day. We have Barred Rocks, New
Hampshires as low as $9.45, White
Leghorns $8.95. We also have
White Rocks, White-ryandottes,
Light Sussex, Hybrids, Barnes
IfLocksX New Hatnps,
xBarrecl Rocks. Free circular, Ba-
den Electric Chick Hatchery, Lim-
ited, Baden, Ontario.
BUcYTH
the Trig zt maClkets Oder
Bray's now. Immediate shipment.
Nineteen
caponsriand 2-3 week chicks
to order. Turkeys. Bray Hatchera.
130 Sohn N., Hamilton.
of equal parts of witch hazel and
pure alcohol.
Q. How can I remove shiny spots
from serge suits?
A, Try sponging the shiny spots
with hot vinegar and then ammon-
ia.
Q. How can I improve the ap-
pearance of soiled russet shoes?
A. The soiled russet shoes can he
made to look like new if they are
cleaned with lemon juice and then
polishedwith a solution of bees•
wax dissolved in turpentine.
Q. Flow can. I treat a tough steak?
A. Mix a small quantity of vine-
gar and olive oil thoroughly, rob it
on both sides' of the steak and al-
low it to stand for aboat-. 1.we lieu':S
h'ir'e ceolrino,
ot
ire
2-$R.GE TOM BARRON LEGHORNS
andcontestfrom
k,0 Se;
pullets 16c; Collins Poultry Farm,
(Osnabruck Centre), lArales, Ont.
'tiUIGS, TOUPES, TRANSFORMA-
tions, Switches, Curls, and all
types of finest quality Hair Goods,
Write for - illustrated catalogue.
Conf<intoHair terms
Supply Co. 628
Bathurst Street, Toronto.
5.
IBAKERY eleLUICMEN'r
IBA:KERS' OVENS AND MACIIIN-
ery, also rebuilt eczuipment alwaes
on hand. Terms arranged. Corres-
pondence Ynvited. Hubbard Port-
able Oven Co., 103 linthurst. St.,
' Toronto.
I 1 1t1 -1I UIW Isoft SALE
1V1: ' PI-' OFFERING OUR SPLEN -
did ba '1.:.'s in all kinds of used
driven). Nvery article carries a
complete money -back guarantee.
Also every article polished and
aafel-/ pa 'ked for shipment to
any part if Crnada. Buy now!
Save Money.
$5,93-11edireuni outfit, consisting
walnut eitamalied iron bedstead,
used i-e.silvered spring and Govern-
ment +aspected felt mattress, any
size. 87.9:' — Used refinished Sim -
moue walnut o
type, used sti a metal plain
inspceted felt mattress,
54" width. $8.95 — Same type of
bed outfit with large centre
panel,
used sagless spring,
led" felt mattress. $2.00 — Used
springs. all kinds, any size. $4.16
mattresses, labelled"
est, felt-
blownany
size. $3,75 — yellow labelled"
felt -biotin mattresses, luxury, any
size. $8.35, strong cable dropback
couches with arms and hack and
pil-
lows. cretonne
n® mattress,
oak dressers,
square or oval mirror, three draw-
ers, refinished like new.
CHESTERFIELD SUITE, 22.35
v.re are offering a beautiful three
piece genuine brown silk mohair
chesterfield suite, all matched
pieces, Marshall construction, re-
versible spring cushions, silk cord-
ed
pipedon-nduly' centre back,
Tend money order or deposit, bal-
ance on delivery to Furaiture •
SalesCompany,
539 King Street
West,
CdA;S, NEW AND USIeD
MOUNT PLEASANT MOTORS, LTD,
Toronto's oldest Chrysler, IIr-
month dealers: three locations, 63f,
Mount Pleasant Road, 2040 Tonge
Street, 1225 Danforth Ave. Our
nerd ears mnke 08 manv ftienda,.--
i;DUEATION A 1,
STUl)):JN'l'S NOW &NJEUL,LANO 1'OR
courses in Matriculation, Siiort.
Story Journalism, Shorthand and
Speech
t!use of d
spatime. Culture.
today. Cane -
fan
Correspondence College, (es-
tabfished 1902) 229 Tongs Street,
Toronto.
I+"I).alS
;3IIST rt1ei31]L'r — ROLLS DEV11.1:.-
aped..with higio:ts decided edged
rents — 25c; ltcprints 3c. Beattie
vlcein enlargement,
Photos, Prompt6..,'.sinr-
dowse. Avon., Torent0.
TRIAL SPEC LA le, SRN I) lel lice:
tire, this advertisement. and 10c
for three prints and 5 x 7 enlarge-
ment, or roll and 25e for elah.t
rents, 6 x 7 enlargement. London
Photo
Service,
1c,Bo1$51, London,
Or1 1910.
Guaranteed
CAR AND TRUCK PARTS
Used New
ifl'8il:l .t l l''/ l O' el t v 11 10511 LL J iIl O-
'U'QaIt;S, i tieeleU1 tiNt'1'v. Hydrate/to
Motels, ttinrbes, Genera tore, Start -
erre Magnetos, inielenreters. 0.541151.
ore — t:xeltnage Ser'Xec, Glave
eialletaetio)1 of refcrxed. Ui1Y lento
remix, 'L'orendt+,
s FILMS — PRINTS
FREE ENLARGEMENT IN STUDIO.
Folder with each order. Filmsr4se-
velope8• and printed haNu-Way
e
Photo eService�0for Stationbc"A""u-T r-
Tor-
onto.
HORSES FOR SALE
NUMBER. GOOD HORSES, 3SATOR-
ed teams, one Percheron stallion
Boit, grey. J. elcAninch, Route 4,
Guelph.
MEDICAL
A GOOD SPRING TONIC. JK=IPP'S
All-DrugbStores oa iMaltby's. Tor-
onto Tet.
HEPATULA RELIEVES STO71i:LCH
and Liver troubles. Symptoms:
Pains
eni csnhishoul-
der and arospsIni-
sestion, gas, constipation, gall
trouble. Formula of doctor. Re -
Geo. S. Al'rnasaT3ios 1073W OSaska-
toon. Sr•_sit.
ECzElt 3.ID. RELIEF FOR BABIES
or adults, from dry or weeping
eczema. Testimonials from hund-
reds for over 35 years. Two weeks'
gels. Products, Lne ondon. Ontte Ely-
arlo.
ASTHMA. — TRY LATEST MOST
effective remedies; Asthma -Tone
for miller Asthma. Asthm-Lax. for
severe Asthma. Bottle, $1.90. Guar-
anteed. .Write Asthma -Tone Lab-
oratories, 11'J 11 rc>)i, licmilton,
Ontario.
1'FAI4ON.a
QUIT roloAL'i t. 'tit .1, 1. h'A71 LY,
inexpensively Home remed,.
Testimonials iiu,trabteed •>•dvi•.e
free Bartlett„ Rex 1 evii,i,ieeg.
FALSE TEETH LOUSENIeS, AND.
annoyance banished cheaply at
bfrelwonderful
l
obuidnp o1d platedis-
covery
to fit. Users amazed. Free tnfer-
mation without obligation Rare-
RoaLaboratory. 22 Whitehsee
Road
POULTRY ti ARWM'IF'OR SALT+e /LT
TWO MILES FROM OTTAWA. 3
large poultry houses. Fully mod-
ern dwelling. Other buildings.
Reason for selling, retiring. Full
particulars write: Russell Poultry,
Farm, Hurdman's Bridge, Ontario.
Deem?owe,e BALD? "1liOAt`H'S
„Formula" grows) hair rapidly, kills
dandruff, Stops falling hair, itch-
ing scalp. Hundreds of testimon-
ials. Boxes 51.00, postpaid. Use
half contents, if not satisfied, re-
turn she unused portion — your
stoney refunded instantly. L. and
13 Bea.,•h, 132362, North Vancouver,
B.C. Scalp specialists for 13 years.
Our reputation protects you.
MINKS FOR SALE
PURE Ol 1e 1ul:i"S, COTCl1 Durr E
kitts. Dark, silky.
Few brad. females,5'27.50. Ramona
1I111k.11a)1, h. Tt1 i11C t iy, (lntarin.
Sl•ltct;R1 STOCK
HARDIEST FRUITS. 1t:Ali13 i)1 NA.
mentals, 110.1 lest illustrated cata-
logue and planting guide; 00000 var.
reties, trees, sbrubs, p
l
flowers, tested and brown at
Dropmene. Order cairl>• for free
booklet en new fruit ,'3211w),11 0
premium with order aran.
plants x pe rt ;melting R:
S
teed does s ere anywhere The Man -
!gibe lii,dy Plaut ,Nursery, Drop-
ei)I -hi:11
'PO IN AiIIN'i'tlIts
�
NN0b't i ) .:U I,VER' INVENTOR
List of int•ailt an)3 a)x) full infer.
matron sent ores 1.he. Ramsay C:o.,
ttegistercd, Pat eitt :Attorneys, 278
Brink :.tract. cittax'n, t anatieee
t)N10.1\ 5 FOlI SALE
ell'LTII'I11.Iih' TWV'EL;VIE GREEN
Onions from each. Six (50011s, dol-
lar with order. Express custom -
es expense. This week's offer, 1'.
Hartel, A't'atcrdown, 0061110.
OPPORTUNITIES leOlt MEN
RELIGIOUS
"ELIJAH C O M I N tI BEFORE
Christ" Wonderful book sent free.
Megiddo Missic:n, H., Rochester,
New York.
PREPARE FOR TUE FUTURE. IN-
dusiry n gently requires trained
men. learn electric welding" now.
General Welding Works, 100 J51'
vle. 'l. )i„) 1,4.
ISSUE NOI1'40
SALESMEN WANTED
MAKE A DECENT LIVING SF',LI.-
Ing 200 Fainilex every clay neeee-
sities. Guaranteed quality. Lone
price. 900 Fam]lex salesmen live
with this agency. Company's em-
cees depends on salesmen's. 12
silsubusiness
the posbiitieby In Fan lex
Plan. For free details and caP:.-
logue: Faniilese. 570 St. Clement,
Montreal.
,EEL) t* Ott ,,i LE
WRITE FOR OUR FREE 1940 SEED
catalogue, conta n:nes most com-
plete list flower ,?.rid vegetab'e
seeds. Priced for market garden-
ers
aWeterieo, garden Ont ar.o
Seed Company,
CLOVER, GRASS SEEDS AN3) SEED
Grain, government tested. Don':
buy until you have our list. C. E
Bishop & Son, See3stuen, Belle-
ville, Ontario.
,'r.t311's WANTED
STAMPS ON ENVELOPES. NOTTS.
ing after 18711, will buy for cash.
R. G. Purdy. ell +lien Manor Drive
Toronto
'J'LItKI'li'S N'Olt SALE
WHITE HOLL.t ND 'i U1tKt21 S.
Government approvedand utilitd
stock. Pres' t i application Beet
Irwin,
u.zn) AND NEW ,'LUllltl t(,
BATH). SINKS. TOILETS, 1t/1e-
pipe, boilers, tertaces, radtator',
etc. Lowest prices. guaranteed.
Catalogue furnished. Main Plumb-
ing Supplies. 921 St. Lawrence,
Montreal.
LYONS
478 Yortge St., Toronto
CLEA1tAXCID SALE
Ri CONDITio;IEI) PCRI ITRE F
All Used Furt.i_ure 15 LS
r5ioneconditioned., guaranteed thorough-
ly clean, and sold with positiet
money -back guarantee of satisfee-
$14.00 gROt1HUM CHEST En-
field bed, reveeeible spring -fill,: -,i
cushions.
$19.50 CHESTERFIELD SUITE, 3
pieces brown epi' material,
shall construction.
529.00 3 -PIECE el lesTie11lOI3 L r,
Suite, upholstered 'A English t n-
estry, reversible 25.-rshall sep>le
cushions.
537.50 13143AVTI1'117. BROWN el. --
hair Chestcrfi,•1'!. Suite, 3 pine.. -
figured reve.sibl, Manahall ;print~
cushions' , LIVING ROOM.$35.00 10 I IE.el
Outfit comprising 3 Mere veneer.
Chesterfield sins e, bridge lamp and
shade, waln)ir old table, 10b
lamp and ,lu>,iv, ;JIM ar,,
modern smeeer. 324.50 SOLI le .q \t\,, ROOM.
'0 t 1+
suite, buffet, eetensinti t tblo, ytx'
leather uphul .'i chairs, I'c--
f ee t.
$35.00 0-1'].EC1: ONE' DINING 11'O,2
suite, large bud at c...: ..eon t l)
ge
china• cabinet end 3 leather etait
•halre i.+ lI C]l I H �-
50'4.00 1311:11.11:1111.,
Ing Suite, richt
buffet, extension telge, chin: b'
Inet and d lee tistr uph_,i.:crca
•hairs.
$85.0 ti soLID W.1leg 1 ell DIN 1e i
5se
216) tlarge new
hu •'e rprextens n
tae )
table cliinit cabinet ..c-3 t> lrnti+vr
seat chairs. t•1li !)INi ETTE
$19.00 MODERN
finite• buffet, ,til'.,)`",,!on
4 ,:hails with eIab*"d Rages,"
seats l rrfert
535.00 SMART BIerel meet 5131'L'1.1,
in rich, (0.O t : v m .1nut finish.
Inee1t) ehiff)1 i.:' end full size
beer. l ii r n •t�
`isu5111Jt!]1c1rfl5110
bed,lte sutler,0ap1i.).t, s),1=3 OIIWull01:it-
trrss.
$50.00 I+LU(lil SAMPLE 11Ii)T)1 U
bedroom suite in bleached w tenni:
finish with Venetian mirror F.
1)101, 'f£Oni)•, lr
sag10less100sprinchit; aure! mboattresstsize. bei,11
brand nets.
$O1
1
0
i15-ITCll13N CA 1 i 5 13) B 1.+`•.
535..5 1 Y11 L)' 133ci• 01*3. 1'3.."'4144.31:1
buffet table anti 4 c1iairi, ('11,010>.
Ail merrhandlse car(111113 aimed fi)r
safe shipment on receipt of nmm -
order and sold With a di f its t i.
money -bade l i1:)r,i.titee e f au i`.f 4i
tion,
LYONS FURNITURE CO.
478 Yolige St. Toronto