Zurich Herald, 1944-05-04, Page 2THANKS TO KELLOGG'S
ALL -BRAN, THAT TROUBLE
IS ONLY A MEMORY
4"I have suffered considerably from a
sluggish digestive system and have
tried many remedies which failed to
bring relief. But now, thanks to eating
KELLOGG'S ALL -BRAN regularly,
that trouble is only an unpleasant
memory," writes Howard E. Nichol;
Pense, Saskatchewan.
KELLOGG'S ALL -BRAN helps you
get at the cause of constipation due
to lack of the right kind of "bulk" In
the diet. Eat this delicious cereal for
breakfast (or try it in muffins) every
clay and drink plenty of water. But
rentember, it doesn't work like harsh
purgatives . . . ALL -BRAN takes
time. At your grocer's; in two con-
venient size packages or In individual
serving packages at restaurants. Made
by Kellogg's in London, Canada.
More Objectors
Join The Army
Increasing numbers of consci-
entious objectors are getting over
.their -objections to military serv-
ice after a taste of camp life in
the work camps set up for them.
This development is attributed
in part to the treatment of men
who refuse to bear arms for re-
ligious reasons and who, instead,
are put to work at 50 cents a day
and their board.
From one work camp 12 men
left to join the active army in
+two days. In one military district
99 Mennonites, the largest of the
religious groups which regard the
taking of human life under any
circumstances as sinful, are go-
ing into military training camps,
many of them without trying out
the alternative of service in the
labor camps.
OFF FOR LONDON
John D. Biggers is pictured
leaving New York by clipper
plane for London, where he'll
direct co-ordination of Ameri-
can production with British mili-
tary needs.
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HAVE
YOU IIEA
7
Two acquaintances were cele-
brating a reunion with liquid re-
freshments in a hotel room when
there were loud poundings at the
door and a shrill female voice was
heard yelling: "Let me in, you
wretch!"
"Heavens, that's my wife," whis-
pered one of the men. "She'll kill
me if she finds us in here, drink-
ing liquor—we'll have to hide.."
"Where'll we hide?" .said the
other fellow. "There's no hiding
place here,"
"We'll have to go out through
the window," answered the excited
one.
The second fellow went to the
window, opened it and'peered out.
"We can't jump out of here," he
said. .
"Why?" asked the first man.
"We're en the thirteenth floor."
he explained.
"This is no time to be super-
stitious," said the first man. "Go
ahead and jump,"
—v—
"What's that piece of string
tied round your finger for
Bill?"
"That's a knot. Forget -me.
not is a flower; with flour we
make bread and with bread
we eat cheese, This is to re-
PARCELS FOR OVERSEAS
SOLDIERS
Contain ;Razor Blades, Cboe-
oleic, Cigarettes, Guun, Oxo,
;loot Laces, Soap — All things
difficult to procure in Britain,
Save time and trouble. Send
$LOO %vith name, regimental
number, and unit of Soldier or
Altman to C.A.O. PARCELS
DESPATCH (leg'd7), a50 Ray
Street, Toronto. Reeelpt mullet+
to year address,
mind me to buy soma pickled
onions."
Two men on a cargo steamer
were cozuparing notes as to their
occupations before the war. One
had been a porter and the other
had been a magician.,
The porter said to the magician:
"What can you do?"
"I can make things disappear,
I'11 show you," replied the magic-
ian.
Just then a torpedo hit the ship
and sunk her. The two men were
flung into the water. They scram-
bled on to a raft. The porter look-
ed around with disgust, and, see-
ing no sign of the ship, he said
to the magician: "I suppose you
think that's funny?"
Grandmother: "If you wash
your face, I'll give you a piece
of candy. And If you wash your
ears, you'll get two pieces."
Grandson: "Can't I take a
bath?"
—v—
Coming home on his first leave,
the young Scottish soldier was get-
ting it hot from his father because
he hadn't written home often en-
ough,
"You promised tae write every
week, didna' ye?" said the old mail
sternly.
"Yes, father,"
"An' even' when I wrote tae ye,
enclosing a stamp for a reply, ye
didna' write?"
"No, father; Ihadna' the time."
"Then," snapped father, "whit
did yo. dae wi' the stamp?"
—v—
Officer: "How long did it
take you to learn to drive a
motor car?"
Private: "Oh, three or four,."
Officers "Weeks?"
Private! "No, air -- motor
cars!"
—T
A fellow got on the bus with a
hundred -pound bomb under his arm
and sat down.
"Whatea that you've got on your
lap?" asked the conductor.
"It's a delayed action bomb I'm
taking to the police station," came
the answer,
"Lumme," said the conductor,
"you don't want to carry a thing
like that on your lap. Put it under
the seat!"
—v—
"Whatever made you buy s
house In such a desolate•spot?"
"The smartest real estate
agent in the business,"
Leaflet `a''•, ombs"
Sifting down silently and in-
visibly at night to be picked up
in the morning, or glinting against
the sunlit sky in a disintegrating
cloud, propaganda leaflets con-
tinue to "bomb" civilian and
soldier alike on both sides of the
war in Europe, Africa and the
Near East.
They were put to use in'- the
very first moments of the war
and have been more or less stead-
ily employed ever since. It is im-
possible to measure the effect
they may have had. Both sides
attempt in the leaflets to plant
seeds of suspicion concerning
those in high places, to implant
fear, to spread rumor, to slow
down civilian war effort, to da-
mage soldiers' morale — at tha
most optimistic to inspire open
revolt against existing regimes.
As in military tactics this war
has shown great strides, so has it
in the use of the psychological
weapon—hitting the people where
they think and feel.
China shipped 262,129 dozen
pairs of embroidered woollen
gloves or mittens to the United
States last year.
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BY ANNE ASHLE'
Q. How can I keep nky :drains
Olean?
Place a large lum» of .wash
Ing soda in the sink and tin }?our'.':
boiling water oyer it until it has -
washed down the. drain, •Grease
will not accumulate ant“''S1op up
the drain. Do this about"'once a
week.
Q. How can 1 remove,411. t11 odor
from pans that have been- used
for strong -shelling vegetables.such
as cabbage and onions '"a',:
A. Place a little salt on :he hot
range and turn the pans Upside
down over the burning salt, 'The
odor will disappear.
Q. How can I tint lace or>mus-
lin curtains a cream color?
A. This can be accomplished;hy
dipping them into weak cotfee,.:o,r
tea. Be sure, however, that the
latter is strained before putting
the curtains into it.
Q. How can I easily `remn>ve lint `.
from furniture upholstery?,
A, Go over the upholstery with a
wet chamois wrung dry.
Q. How can I prepare cabbage
sauce? ,
A. Cabbage sauce is excellent
when served with broiled fifth in
place of the usual tartar': &duce.
It can be made by shredding finely
head cabbage and mixing -With
IA head. g -With
2 chopped green .peppers, 1:4,eup
diced celery, 3 tablespoons chopped
nuts, 1 cup boiled dressing, and 4
tablespoons chili sauce; Chill -:,for
several hours before serving.
W1 t Science
Is Doing
HOW MUCH DOES GAS
WEIGH?
Because hydrogen and helium
are lighter than air, and because
they can be used to raise balloons
and dirigibles from the earth, it
might be thought that they have
no weight. Besides, after build-
ing a vast structure of metal and
fabric weighing many tons, it
would seem absurd to attempt to
make it float in the air by adding
something weighing several tons
more. However, filling the huge
gas bag of the dirigible with hy-
drogen will do the trick, in shite
of the fact that the 3,000,000 and
over cubic feet of gas retro ed`
may weigh nine tons.
* * • *
Wireless rays may fid
long, whale K-tizs vs r l
than atoms r ds 1P°
Cotton insulation foeliciuseil
effective in Alaska and in ch'
tropics.
A new German process makes
building blocks by mixing cement
and seaweed.
* * *
The first process for making
rayon was invented in 1884 by
Count Hilaire de Chardonnet.
Photo -measuring devices have
shown that meteors travel eight
to 50 miles per second.
Ice containing' an antiseptic
that kills bacteria as it melts, .i},aa
been developed for ,commer"ill
food packing.
Focused on a fly a m11d 'away,
the 200 -inch Palomar teleseepe in
California would make the fly's,
eyes distinguishable,
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Modern,
Etiquette
.BY ROBERTA LEE •,
1; Should the napkins to be used
at a formal tea be of a certain
Size?
2, When calling on a friend et
a hotel or in an apartment, does
one go directly to the room?
3. Is it all right to monopolize
an entire seat on a train by piling
one's wraps and luggage on it?
4. What is one of the most com-
mon and inconsiderate of offen-
ses when .attending a theatre per-
formance?
5. When should one unpack one's
baggage when taking an ocean
trip?
6. What should stout women
avoid when selecting their ward-
robe?
ANSWERS
1. Yes; they should be twelve
inches square.
2, This is considered very bad
„IT P_Ot4 TASTE GOOD IN , PIPE "
HANDY SEAL -TIGHT �P UCH 150
1/1-L13. "LOK-TOP Tins
a iso packed in Pocket
GROWN IN SUNNY, SOUTHERN
ONTARIO
taste and thoughtless. One should
never go to the friend's room with-
out first telephoning to see if he
or she is in and able to see you,
The telephoning may either he
done from one's home or by use of
the house telephone.
3, No; if passengers are going
through the train looking for
seats remove your belongings be-
fore someone is forced to ask for
the seat.
4. That of arriving late. This
exceedingly inconsiderate of the
comfort and pleasure of the other;
who have arrived on time and are
entitled to an unspoiled perform.
ance,
5. For safety's sake do not un-
pack until the visitors have left
and the steamer has put out front
the dock.
6. Stiff taller-m'a•de clothes and
big patterns.
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F'iAMl1.TOlJ BY-PRODU
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HAM 11 -TON,.
OANADA
Welcome Guests
At Mont St. Michel, France,
an old tombstone with the inscrip.
tion: "Here rest Victor and An-
nette Poulard, a good couple,
good innkeepers. May the Saviour
welcome them as they received
their guests."
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us, or write for prises, etc. to
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o Coke. Consequentlye
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the major portion of our normal Donsmer• quota 'xi11 nooesaarily
the amount available for
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be divert limited quantity.
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SELL .BRITISH CANADIAN
Christmas Cards with name im-
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Finest available in value, work-
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Bonus.. for early orders. Your
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Experience unnecessary. Write
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marine engines, More power!
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Agents, write for territory. Dept,
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RE1sRESENTATIVE8 (Either Sex)
able to sell a health special-
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ELECTRIC PUMP CLEARANCE
A FEW 1940 MODELS STILL TO
clear at cut prices. 200 gal. and
360 gal. styles. Also some rebuilt
jobs which have been put in good
working order. Let us know your
requireinents and perhaps we can
Suit you I3eatty Bros. Limited,
116WL Hill St., Fergus, Ont,
liACiitl AND iowmLINGS
i FOR ?i.A.RMS AND TOWN DWELL-
Iags, apply The Morgan Real Ins-
,
tate and insurance Agency, Palm-
, erston, Ontario.
I .
FARM 'FOR SALE
100 ACTtES 8 I-TA.RDWOOD, NEAR
T lndsey, i•Cighwey 35. Good build-
, logs, Hydro, terms. Noble Perrin,
'Cameron, On in 'lo.
FLOWER BULBS
DARWIN TULIP BULBS FOR
sale. Clara Butt, pink, 6Uc per
dozen; $4.50 per hundred. Pride
of Haarlem, 70c a dozen, $5.50 a
hundred. J, Vet, Fergus, Ont.
GRINDERS FOR SALE
A FEW OF THE FAMOUS 392 "CY-
clone" grain grinders with 8" flat
double -sided plates. New. The
right grinder for use with light
tractor — $36.50 — freight paid.
Write Beatty Bros, Limited, Box
144WL, Fergus, Ont.
IR'AIRDRLSSING SCI'IOOL
L 10 A R N HAIRDRESSING THE
Robertson Method. Information
on request regarding fall classes,
now beginning, Robertson's Hair-
dressing Academy, 137 Avenue
Road, Toronto..
I. raGA1.,
J. N. LINDSAY, LAW OFFICE, CAI' -
Ito] Theatre Building, St. Thomas,
Ontario. Special Department for
farmers collections.
MEDICAL
'GOOD ADVICE! EVERY SUPPER-
, er of Rheumatic Pains or Neur-
itis should try Dixon's Remedy,
Munro's Drug Store, 335 Elgin,
Ottawa. Postpaid $1,00.
IIAVi5 YOU GOITRE? "AT3SORBO"
reduces and removes. Price $5.00
per bottle. Trial size $2 postpaid.
J. A. Johnston Co,, 171 King E„
Toronto.
MUSICAL INSTiRUMENTS
DEALERS WANTED, 13Y MAKER
of stringed musical instruments.
Send for catalogue. A. Dennis &
Co., 381 Nairn Avenue, cVinnipeg.
PULLETS
"EVERY EGG CANADA CAN PRO -
duce" that's the call from
Britain. Ile prepared; Order T3ray
Pullets or Chicks now, and ask
for Bray Fall Service Bulletin.
13ra•y Hatchery, 130 John North,
'Hamilton, Ontario.
RHEUSIATIC PAINS
IT'S IMPORTANT — EVERY SUF-
ferer of Rheumatic Pains or Neur-
itis should try Dixon's Remedy,
Munro's Drug Store, 335 Elgin,
Ottawa. Postpaid $1.00.
TRAU T OILS
ONE 25/40 OIL PULL TRACTOR
and One 20/35 On Pull Tractor.
Both reconditioned, Thomas L.
Scott, Cromarty, Ont.
STICKERS
VICTORY ST1UKLltS — FOIt
autos, doors, windows, halls and
homes. Six assorted J -UI• 3Uc, :12
for 50c 1:•Iarvie's Flag Store, 286
King St. Last, Toronto.
QUILTING
QUILTING PATCHES, (;OOL' DUAL.
ity prints and plain broauemota.
Four pounds for one dollar post-
paid. Textile Jobbers, Ward St.,
Toronto.
STAMPS
FREE TRADING MEMBJiI1iSHIP,
one month. Elite Stamp Exchange,
Box 1732 Winnipeg, Manitoba.
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Your films are carefully and scien-
tifically processed by imperial, to
make sure they last.
(I or 8 I,;1:l'OSUR1D ("11 015 2: c
with beautiful end argenten 1 tree,
8 reprints with enlargement 25c.
Thousands of letters Pruni sati,tied
customers testify to out superior
quality and service. '
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Dept. 1>. Station I Tomtito
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