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FINE CUT CIGARETTE T SA O
Have You 1-leard?
A young air corps officer sta-
tioned somewhere in Egypt was
flying near the Great Pyramid,
ferrying out exercises in naviga-
tion and discovering his geograph-
ical position with a sextant.
After a series of involved and
confused calculations, he turned
suddenly to his pilot and said,
"Take off your hat."
,' vVhy?" asked the pilot.
Because, according to my cal-
culations we are now inside St.
Paul's Cathedral."
"Your wife is a very syste-
matic woman, isn't she?" ask-
ed Robinson.
"Yes, very," replied Smith,
"She works on the theory that
You can find whatever you
want when you don't want it
by looking where it wouldn't
be if you did want it."
At the end of the first week
sway from home on a new job, the
young husband wrote to his wife:
"Made foreman—feather in my
cap.
After the second week he wrote:
"Made manager — another feather
In my cap,"
After the third week he wired:
"Sacked — send money."
His wife telegraphed back: "Use
feathers. Fly= home.'
"Where did Mabel get that
awful hat?"
"She won't tell. I think it's a
millinery secret."
First Sailor (on first convoy
duty) : "Did you ever see so much
water in all your life?”
Second Sailor (a veteran); "You
haven't seen nothin', That's only
the top."
Midge: "Jim's proposal was
so sudden it made me jump."
Madge: "At it?"
How Can l ? ?
By Anne Ashley
Q. How can I tighten the cane
seat of a chair?
A. The cane seat of a chair that
is slightly sagged can be tighten-
ed by washing it with hot water,
then drying it in a hot sun.
• Q. How can I restore the sweet-
ness of winter vegetables, that
have arrived a long time after
they have been picked?
A. The sweetness can be restor-
ed by adding a little sugar to the
water while boiling then,
Q. How can I clean windows
rapidly?
A. By washing them with a
chamois wrung out of warm wa-
ter. Rinse the chamois and wring
out as dry as possible and then
rub aver the windows again.
Q. How can I romove kalsomine
from walls and ceilings without
leaking too much dust?
A. To remove kalsoinine, wash
walls and ceilings with warns water
and a large spunge (if you are
lucky enough to have one) or an
old soft bath towel until the wash-
ing water is clear.
Q. How can I clean a velour
Neared chesterfield without a
vacuu`tll cleaner?
.
A. To clean a velour cotes -sed
cl - t4, brush the dust out
i
with a stiff ff brush
-of t .. covering It
or -whisk, and sponge with a non-
inflammable cleaning fluid such
as carbon -tetrachloride.
STORM)
QUICKLY
DO THIS! To relieve discomforts,
one of the best things you can do
is put a good spoonful of home -
tested Vicks VapoRub in a bowl
of boiling water.
Then feel welcome relief come
as you breathe In the steaming
medicated vapors that penetrate
to the cold -congested upper
breathing passages! See how this
soothes irritation, quiets cough-
ing,
b iinging grand comfort.
ehead-
bringing
ed—
FOR ADDED RELIEF.. , rub throat,
chest and back with VapoRub at
bedtime. Vicks VapoRub works
for hours -2 ways at once -to bring
relief from distress.„
VapoRub you want. Vt�APoRua
s
ettatpt,lailta
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Modern Etiquette
By Roberta Lee
1. When one leaves from calling
on a friend, should one apologize
for staying so long, or for talk-
ing too much, or for hurrying'
away
2. IVhat color in candles should
be used for the dinner table?
3. Is an office employee expect-
ed to give Christmas gifts to the
other employees with whom she
works?
4. If a mail and a woman are
entering a street car or bus, which
one of theta should enter first?
5. If two business women are
lunching together, what size tip
should they leave oil the table?
6. Is it the usual procedure for
the bride to remove her veil be-
fore being seated at the breakfast
table?
Answers
S. No; expressions of ,this kind
are self-conscious and stupid. 2.
The color of the candles should
harmonize with the bowl' or vase
that contains the flowers for the
centerpiece, 3. No; this is not at
all necessary. 4. The woman
should go first when entering but
the man should precede when
leaving the streetcar or bus.
Twenty-five cents is sufficient for
both, or if they prefer, fifteen
cents 'each. 0. No; she retains her
veil.
For Faster Relief of
CHEST COLDS
Muscular
Aches & Pains
Tired Burning Feet
MASSAGE WELL WITH
=KLEY' .
TAI.fV L,ESSS
V t tir•E RUB
PRICE 30c and 50c at ALL Druggists
If You
Gel Up Nights
Yeti Ceft Feel Right
If you have to get up 3 or more titles a
night your rest is broken and it's no wozder
if you feel old and run down before our
time. Kidney and Bladder troubles oten
may be the cause of many pains and syn
toms simply because the Kidneys mar.; e
tired end not working last enough in g1'
p6 ands movin Irritating excess .
oisons and wastes from your blood. So if
you get up nights or suffer from burning,
scanty or frequent passages, leg Milne -task -
ache, or nervousness, clue toaKidney and
Bladder troubles, you'll make no mistake in
trying Cystex. Because It has given such
tahfcsCStsgh drcenage ocases, in soldunean
agreement of money back an return of empty
package unless completely satisfactory to
' 1� and
a mo ey b c 5
dp `�.1Q. and the money back
fl,lo, cion tin,.,, offer protects you.
HOW TO RELIEVE
PILE TORTURE
QUICKLY AND EASILY
It you are troubled with itching
piles or rectal soreness, do not de-
lay treatment and run the risk of
letting this condition become chron-
ic. Any itching or soreness or
palntul passage of stool is nature's
warning and proper treatment
should be secured at once.
For this purpose get a package
of Hem -!told from any druggist
and use as directed. This formula
which Is used internally is a small,
easy to take tablet, will quickly,
relieve trio itching and soreness and
aid in healing the sore tender spots.
Hem -Raid is pleasant to use, 19
highly recommended and it seems
the height of folly for any one to
risk u painful and chronic pile con-
dition when such a fine remedy,.
may be had at such a small cost.
If you try Hem -hold and are not
entirely pleased with the results,
your druggist will gladly return
your money.
HELPLESS CAPTIVES OF THE DAPS
. . ssewwa:. ...... ws1:
These are some of the Americans of Corregidor. They yielded to Japan's superior forces hi what they
,r 1 surrender. They.are being marched off to ca.pttvity. I)ut many, of -them died oil the
thought awas honorable
Iii prison camp, victims of the 31175' inhuman treatment, whose rL"Velat1C1J1 tltrotigh
way, and \i in died
the, 1 �.ti. 'irin ' and Navy report shocked the United Natluus, The report indicated that, through. star-
vation and torture, at least a third of American fighters captured in the Phillipine Islands were killed.
blow To Protect
Eggs For Hatching
It is especially' ilnpor.taut that -
eggs for hatching should be col-
lected several tines a day in Win-
ter weather, says the Ottawa Farm
Journal, The baskets or pails in
which they are collected should
be lined with some material as a
protection against frost, It must
be remembered +hat in a fertilized
egg the cell division begins to take
place before the egg leaves the
hen's body, If the egg is left ex-
posed to intense frost this process
may be so effectually checked at
the outset that the germ will not
develop when the egg is raised to
inculcating temperature.
Eggs which are to be incubated
Pr
MPSa25a
ui M ! !T
or IC A.
are best stored in bran in a room should be allowed to lie for 24,
not lower than 50 degrees, Those.4 hours in a temperature of from 50
which have come from a distance to a machine for incubating.
CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS
LAI11 CRICKS
LAYING •AND• READY TO LAY
White Leghorn pullets at reas-
onable prices for immediate de-
livery, Also Barred Rocks and
hybrids. Free catalogue, Also
day old chicks for immediate de-
livery. Tweddle Chick Hatcheries
Limited, Fergie, Ontario.
SPRUCELEIGH HIGH PAY ALILIZ'YxTE BA}3TrEGROHN CHICKS
THIS STRAIN IS A PRACTICAL,
r ttype,
twenty-three years ofstady
production back of thein. They
will pay well for good keep and
care. This Is certain, because they
are, doing this on our own farm—
one of Canada's, largest egg -pro-
ducing farms. You get exactly
the same breed, strain and grade
as we raise for ourselves. Poul-
try management handbook "High
Pay Ability" sent FREE on re-
quest. Get our price list. We ad-
vise early orders. — SPRUCE-
. LEIGH FARE LIMITED, • Box
350)3, Brantford, Ontario.
A FULL HEN HOVE SHOULD BE
the aim of all. To begin with,
there is and will be an urgent
demand from Britain for all the
eggs we can turn out, And be-
sides, floor prices and a guaran-
teed market have taken all the
risk out of the poultry business.
The man with a full hen house
next fall can't help castling in.
And the only way to have that
- full hen house is to order chicks
now. There is just a possibility
that there won't be enotigh to go
around. So make sure that you
won't go short. Send for catal-
ogue . and pricelist. Also laying
and ready to lay pullets for im-
mediate delivery. Tweddle Chick
Hatcheries Limited, Fergus, Ont.
STARTED PULLETS, BARRED
Rocks, 1 week old, 23 cents; 2
weeks, 26 cents. White Leghorns,
1 week old, 26 cents; 2 weeks
old, 30 cents. February and March
pullets only. Carleton Hatchery,
Britannia Heights, Ont. ,
GOVERNMENT :\l':'3tuVI71),
blood -tested chicles from i-Iigh
Productive strains. Ten Thousand
chicks available weekly. Immed-
iate delivery on clay -old and
started chicks. Gay wood Farm,
Mount Hamilton.
VOLUME OF EGG PRODUCTION
rests largely on White Leghorns,
thorns,
many pouitrykeeperal think! If
:you are one, let's have your :':3 ••'
now. Some started chicks avail-
able. In ordering whatever you
need, save time by giving second
choice as bookings, are heavy.
Bray Hatchery, 130 John N.,
.Hamilton, Ont.
POUL'T'RY-KEEPERs, BE SURE
of a good henith.y bunch of baby
chicks this coming season, Good
chicks mean good hens and more
egge. Immediate delivery on day-
oid chicks. Write for 1944 cat-
alogue and prices on our Gov-
ernment Approved chicks. MONK. -
TON POULTRY FARMS, Monk -
ton, Ontario.
TOO LATE TOO LATE
NEXT SPRING DON'T LET IT 133:1
said "too late." Send for our price
Iist and order your baby chicks
now. One dollar books your order.
.Goddard Chick Hatchery, Britan-
nia Heights, Ont,
MAPLECREST QUALITY CHICKS,
guaranteed profit producers,
popular breeds, prices. Maple -
crest Farm, Route 2, Copetown,
Ontario.
DON'T GAMBLE
PEDIGREE SIRED BARRED
Rock or White Leghorns and
Pure Christie New Hampshires re-
• moves all chance. Ot11' prices aro
very low. Special discount until
F.eb. 15th. Kettlewell Farms,
Essex, Ont.
ATTENTION TRAPPERS
WOLF - FOX - COYOTE T R A P-
pers, with present and future
high ter prices and bounty you
really have a wonderful chance.
Fisher's scientific course find
gland scents will teach you all
you wnI ever need to know to
become a successful trapper. All
the best trappers today use this
system. How to trent and set
traps that no animal can detect.
the: gland scents lures them with-
out :suspicion. No bettor invest-
ment could be made now than
this. Stamp i o r particular's.
Fisher, ITolheam, Sack,
DOM EST I0 meta' wA'i1,lel)
WANT LD: GIRL 011 \t'Uli >.N ,.S
mother's help who is 1ntei 'steel
in a good pleasant home State
salary expected. 74 Whitmore
Ave., Toronto,
DYEING dl 1J1,1+:ANlNG
HAVE YOU ANY'rlliNt; N1'301)N
dyeing or cleaning? Write to us
for information. We are glad to
answer your questions. Departs
ment 1.1. Parker's Dye Works
Limited, 791 Yonge sit see To-
ronto,
ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT
ELECTRIC MOTORS NEW USED,
bought, sold, rebuilt belt s,
pulleys, brushes.
inromny Ltd„ 2326 Ste
Toronto.
F1'it COL I;AUS
FUR COLLARS
VAI21.OL'1 volt Criyr}I
coats—Your awn old furs made
into smart rollers.. For esthuato
write ur »lull to Iroslie 13. Scott,
366 Mayor Street, Montreal.
CRAIN 100U SALE
ASSOIt't'L11 C'.\T1i,t)At)ti /)k' 1.,\11 -
ley ileal, "roll1111 wheel, tl•h01.1
oats and other grilles rev sale.
corsets only. The \L11 111;,111
company, news) ut' 'Cr eche 111010-
i11g, :dent Ian l., ..
N tei'Ilell1, 1'1'Ot'N
Sr' 11.1'1191 1.(ltarsr.i_. 111,,;\
Catalogue. Pada, tine • 1 re 1111
'Flues; levet ; 1 . 1.'. at;
Shrubs; I cl'i'ntll„ ,.1: e 1`.,.,
It o w 0 8; 1 1 a! 1. ,)
Ntmserics, 130N,:...1,c,l:t,
CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS
1DOMESTIC LIELI' WANTED
COOT{ GENERAL, EXCELLENT
wages, experienced or inexperi-
enced. Modern country home. near
Oakville. Cliff Trail. Farm, R.R.
No. 1, Oakville.
EDUCATIONAL
FASHION DESIGNING. A PRAC-
tical and thorough course, easy
to learn by correspondence. To-
ronto School of Design, 11593
Bay St., Toronto.
HAIRDRESSING SCHOOL
LEARN i1A1111)1tEnSlN(i 'i`F1
Robertson method. Information
on request regarding classes.
Robertson's Hairdressing ig Acad-
emy. 137 Avenue Road. i'oronto.
HARNESS DRESSING
SLIPIT HARNESS DRESSING—
Finest leather and harness pre-
servative. Siipit also has many
household uses 25e up at most
grocery,
toi e � 3A product hardware
Lloyds d chain
oratories, Toronto.
FOOT BALM
BAIJALI2IAJSA FOOT BALM destroys
offensive odor InstantlY, 450
bottle. Ottawa agent, Denman
Drug Store, Ottawa.
FARMS FOR SALE
FARM FOR SALII—CONSISTING
of 19981 acres, with. or without
stock and machinery. Apply to
3. W. Fraser, Maxville, Ont.
ONE ACRE LAND, GOOD HOUSE,
barn, garage. Greenhouse and
equipment. Box 102 Wingham.
VALUABLE FARM IN WATERLOO
County for sale, consisting of
214 acres, including 12 acres
cedar swamp, 32 acres hardwood
bush, 8 acres orchard, balance all
under cultivation. Situated 2
miles from Waterloo, 3 nines
from S.itchener; 11 -room brick
house, large bank barn, 2 Im-
plement sheds, also equipped
with hydro. For full particulars
apply to Barley C. Stauffer, R.R.
No. 3, Waterloo, Ont.
TOBACCO, DAIRY FARMS, LOW
priced—small down payments,
some equipped. Gus Campbell,
,wit. Brydges.
ZT 1"
$YSUBURBANPItUIOP
' ' .. ILtS. NORTH
of Toronto, Apply R. H. Kane,
Richmond Hill, Ontario.
WELLINGTON G'10N COUNT' FAILSIS
CHOICE FARMS IN ATTRACTIVE
locations, several on highway,
and hydro equipped. Convenient
to Ontario Agricultural College.
Ranging in size from 60 up to 200
acres, with excellent buildings,
at reasonable prices and good
terms.
B. J. IIIeCABE REALTY AGENCY,
GUELPH
HAIR GOODS
HAIR GOODS
Tire manufacture the finest hair
goods ever produced for lien and
women. Natural in appearance.
Tttransformatious tlfo 40ad0 lesp 30 00
tip.
THE W. T.
PEMBER STORES
LIMITED
129 ronge St., Toronto, Ontario
I'HO'I'O(; RA PH Y
FINER "SNAPS" COST LESS
PROMPT MAIL SERVICE
Some pictures can never be taken
again. •Don't risk losing yours. Send
your film rolls to Star Snapshot
Service for developing and printing.
does
Canada's
the fines largest
orknatllover studio
Any Size Roll -6 or 8 Exposures.
DEVELOPED AND PRINTED 25c
"Your prices for such quality work
are really economical," writes a
customer at Peterborough Ont. "I
am particularly fascinated by the
coloured pictures. 1 appreciate Petty
prompt and reliableservice
ervicerolls tnd o
my ffuture will
you."
$•MOUNTED ENLARGEMENTS 23c
Size 4x13" in Beautiful Easel Mounts
Enlargements 4x6" on Ivory tinted
Monts 7i.9" in Gold, Silver, Circas-
sten Walnut or Black lebony finish
trainee, 611e each, 1'f enlargement
coloured, 70c each.
STAR SNAPSHOT SERVICE
Dox 120, Postal Terminal A., Toronto
Print Yoiir Name and Address
Plainly on All Orders.
MAIL YOUR FILMS
TO leaCE.lil.\L 1011 eec,Alelara.
eervleu Lino Satietuetten, 6 ue 8
expusuru tams'ee, reprints 6 for
26u tinpertul 1-'itutu acrvluo, SLa-
t!un J. Toronto.
J,11A1" TOO' ACCO
l'1.bE 1'UVNN08 VII(01.N1.N. AND
Burley Leal ator 011)0 SS -90, -Wive
puululs 1 llg!)t„ Vireelict l.uut rut'
C_1f aretl 1,., y•1. ){I. 1'orilpultt 111111
Ilayering. l..eui 7:obaccu
1. 0„ L,aulinhtost, tent.
0I• EVER. ,:.t41 IN V(3'&(1RS
.1.'. UI C,r1L 10. 11,11 1,1,1.• \1011
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,11,t.11," .tu't I t lsu, 1110 itall.lsay
t u., lit}, bp.:1 tit( t'alc"1, ALw1 tleya.
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CLASSIFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS
MEDICAL
ARTHRITIS POSITIVELY RELIEV-
ed with Breenatone Crystals. Fula
month's supply $1,00. Indian,
Remedies, Box 118, Vancouver.
BANISH THE TORMENT OF ITCH-
ing eczema, psoriasis, acne and
pimples. I'osts Eczema Salve
will not disappoint you. Skin
troubles respond readily to this
stainless odourless ointment re-
gardless, of how stubborn or
hopeless they may teem. Sent
pest free. 31,00 per jar. Posts
Remedies, 889 Queen St. E.. To-
ronto,
'PANTED — EVERY SUFFERER
of Rheumatic Pains or Neuritis
to try Dixon's Remedy. Munro's
Drug Store, 335. Elgin, Ottawa,
Postpaid $1.00.
MATTRESSES FOR SALE
NEW SPRING MATTRESS 316.95
—Delivered free toeyom' nearest
Justi what you have been
Thoroughly springfilled lux-
urious mattresses of better qual-
ity at lowest delivered price.
Satisfaction guaranteed or money;
back. You'll actually save several
dollars on every one. Shipment
in about 1 week if you order
immediately. All sizes. Buy from
the old reliable and .send remit-
NI-
TLRE, 10 Market St., 'WHOLESALE
MALE HELI' WANTED
F A Il MH A N D, EXPERIENCED;
good milker and teamster, give
age, nationality, and references.
Apply 3. S. Howell, Serseyville,.
Ontario.
NURSES WANTED
GENERAL DUTY NURSES, 375.0a
minimum salary, with full main-
tenance. Apply feel Memorial
Hospital, Brampton, 1)1110.rio.
PERSONAL
"ELIJ AH COMING BEFORE
Christ", wonderful book f ree.
Megiddo Mission, Rochester 111
N.Y.
SEWING 111ACHINL2S
SEWING MACHINES $8.95
NEW WILLIAMS 013 1'tN is)NPs.
upright models with two ,lraw-
i.e al.,.. S. ..+4c* re“aele.3 C'I1 e,4
Williams 13aymonds Eatonss
dropheads, with 2 draw ors, $17.95.
Later models with 4 drawers,
320.06. Singer's upright, 312,96;
later Models, $14,05. Singer drop -
heads with 2 drawers, your choice
round or long shuttles, 328.95;
later models with 4 drawers,
$32.03. Very latest, 339.00. Singer
Hand Machines, without cover
311.95; with cover and lock
316.95. Crating extra $1.00. All
abovetnentioned machines a r e
re -conditioned in our machine
shop and are guaranteed to be
In best working condition. Send
,mon'ey order in full or 35.00 de-
posit, balance payable on deliv-
ery.
ID117 E1SEWING
f31., Toro Toronto.
TAPEWORM
STOMACH AND THREAD WORMS.
often are the cause of til -health
in humans all ages. No one im-
mune! Why not find out If this
is your trouble? Interesting par-
ticulars—Free! Write Mulveney's
Remedies, Specialists, Toronto 3,
Ont.
TURN 10118 1U.GS INTO CASIL
ki dSuPRICES
dcoolfliIR
sejte a cotton ed and
mash bags, etc. We also buy bags
with holes. \Vrite immediately;
ter prices. LONDON BAG COM-
PANY, LONDON, ONT.
V01: LIMY G1(1,0'
POULTRY GRIT
Soluble or Insoluble
-Analysis guaranteed
Eliminate costly oyster shells by
usia a "Sir sec" white poultry grits
for healthier birds and more eggs.
Available immediately in 100 lb.
bags in any cluttntity. Write for
:011101(.8 and prices.
DEALERS WANTED
sesuNi0N 111:111 Nrt'Pr - 00.
LIMITED
1)035 Delorimier Ave., Montreal
(1171LI'1NG PA'J'.C1:IIOl',
QUILTING PATCHES
emcee HION GRADE FANCY TOP -
c "utini, about I! x 18, 6(1 pieces
$2.50 postage included. Also suit -
legs 6 x 18. 6 x 0. Half yard
lengths for bays' knee 'pants.
e18o re1111111111.s for iedies'men's,
e.h!ldretl'8 clothes. LOUIS' RICE,
361 Spadina Ave., Toronto.
W 1111104 1(1 ATI PAINS
1"itlT1T J11ICleS: THE I')eiNCil?AL
ingredients in Dix en's Remedy
for iRheumatic 111111s, Neuritis.
Sold only Mimeo's ))1'ug Store,
335 Elgin, ()WIWI). Postpaid 31.00.
STAMPS
] le YOU \VA\T 1 PI.T1 'tt COL- -
unie8, Canada, or United St ates
itemps Bend, reference .to Iiliiins,
5tnmford C1+utrc, Ontario, for ap-
proval hoolcs.
5Tell1's AND COINS
At'I'ICOVeel.$ 11 AILED '30
sPonsi111e up111i1,cuts, 1'1etee mime
yowl tilts n1 epeeinl interest. 14111
3te sup Co., ;el Ken gswuy ('1':•y-
eent, Tor0111., 9.
IR'lihE!i
0 11 N 1. 1 N bl IITZO 'i) 131117A5'l'EJ)
Turkey Tome, banal te :tech end
bended, weight 25 lbs. l'ii\ e+' ,le
linllitlatl, 1'e1,'rshurg, ()Mario,
\1.11,11 11(11,1' wAri'I'(01),
51,1.11111 11)) 5i..1N, 111X1'il lEENt 111.),
fur 1111st farm, hence, ilea :14,
1111111 supplied, fruit and )'0'4e-
18bles 1n season. State 13e,
(15, Nab es. (11VI) re 201!0 -11P(.8.\)• -
113y \t, C. Nillaer;,on, 11.la, 2,
011th:Ll1I118.