Zurich Herald, 1943-11-25, Page 3A couple of reasons the going's tough in Italy are the bridgeless
rivers and muddy roads encountered in the chase after, the Germans.
But rugged jeeps manage to conquer each obstacle with their usual
facility.
Have You Heard?
Simpson was relating his experi-
ences in India. "I was taking my
usual morning dip when I spotted
three gladiators making for me,
no 1 had to swim for my dear life!"
"You mean navigators—some-
thing like a crocodile?" interposed
Johnson.
"Well, what are gladiators?"
"Gladiators? Wily, they're a sort
of flower grown from bulbs."
—o—
Stern Parent: "Now, Willie,
I'd like to go through a whole
day without once scolding or
punishing you."
Willie: "Weil, mummy, you
W.
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Two modern little girls, on their
way home from Sunday School,.
were solemnly discussing the les-
son.
"Do you believe there is a devil?"
asked one.
"No," replied the other promptly.
"It's like Santa Claus; it's your
father."
—0—
Wife: "When 1 married you
didn't think you were a cow-
ard. I thought you were a brave
man."
Husband: "So did everybody
else.' —o—
Proprietor of Boardinghouse (at
dinner table) : "Remember, ladies
and gentlemen, in these rationed
times we should put a bridle on
our appetites."
Voice from the End of the Table:
"Id rather put a bit in my mouth."
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"My husband says t look ten
years younger in this hat!"
"How old are you?"
"Thirty.'
"i mean without the hat"
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A Quaker: whilst taking a walk,
was accosted by a tramp.
"'Guv'nor," said the wanderer,
"This ain't the road to London, is
it?"
"Friend," quoth the Quaker,
"first thou tellest a lie, and then
thou asketh a question. This le
the road to London."
—0
Wife: "How did you like the
WAC parade, dear?"
Colonel: "Marvelous. MVO
thousand woman and not a
slip showing."
Canada To Receive
19,565 U.S. Tractors
Rep. H. Carl Andersen, of
Minnesota has accused the war
production board of allotting
more farm` tractors 'per capita to
Canada for 1944 than to the
U.S. W. K. Frank, of W.P.B.,
last week told a meeting of farm
.state congressmen that 155,700
farm tractors have been allocated
to U.S. fanners for 1944 and
19,565 to Canada.
' winter,
It said it was hoped the pi
gram, already under wayin eo-
operation with all sections of the•
trade, would assure an adequate
supply, fair distribution and rea-
sonable prices of all staple fruits
and vegetables of both doine'stic
and imported origin.
The board noted that prices
ceilings already have been an -
flounced for potatoes, onions,
turnips, peaches, pears, Plums,
grapes, citrus fruits and bananas.
To cope, with the problems in-
co-operatioh with the trade the
board has reorganized the War-
time Food Corporation, a Crown
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RECTAL SORENESS AND
PILE TORTURE
QUICKLY RELIEVED
If you are troubled with itching
piles or rectal soreness, do not delay
treatment and run the risk of ietting
this condition become chronic. Any
itching or soreness or painful pass-
age of stool is nature's warning and
proper treatment should be secured
at once.
For this purpose get a package of
Hem-Rofd from any drugglst and
use . as directed. This formula
which is used internally is a small,
easy to take tablet, will quickly
relieve the itching and soreness and
aid in healing the sore tender spots.
hh y°epleas
ant
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the height of folly for any one to
risk a painful and chronic pile
condition when such a fine remedy
may be bad at such a small cost.
If you try Hem-Roid and are not
entirely pleased with the results,
your druggist will gladly return
your money.
'Relieves distress from MONTHLY
FEMALE
WEAKNESS
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound not only helps relieve
monthly pain but also weak, nerv-
ous feelings -due to monthly func-
tional disturbances. It helps build up
resistance against distress of "diOt-
cult days." Made in Canada.
FORTRESS FIREPOWER ,
Here's why "13" is hard luck for the Gorman Luftwaffe and other aerial enemies of the Allies.
The photo -diagram above shows graphically, for the first time, the thirteen .50 -calibre machinguns
p g
elletell give the Boeing B•17G Flying Fortress its terrific firepower. Guns (1) and (2), in the new "chin"
r and navigator to ward off frontal attacks,turret, and guns (3) and (4) are used by bomber
ser in the power -turret, against frontal, lateral and Guns (5) and (6) are manned by the first engin
roar attacks. Gun (7) is manned by the first radiooperator against enemies coining in from above.
Guns(8)and (9), in the ,s ectacular ball turret, are used by the second radio operator against at -
'Reeks
file lane. Wain guns (10) and (11) are served by the second engineer and
•tracks from underneath to p and tail gunner fight off rear
First radio operator to ward off lateral attacks while the photographerg
attacks with guns (12) and (13).
Smallest and largest Army planes are caught in one camera shot
as a Flying Jeep hedgehops over a four -motored Liberator at San
Diego, Calif. Tiny L -5's weigh 2,100 pounds, have 34 -foot wing-
span and are used in observation for artillery, tanks and infantry.
company organizea 18 months
age to handle any necessary Gov-
ernment purchasing and distribu-
tion of foods. It will deal espe-
cially with problems of imported
fruits and vegetables.
As a first step, an Order -in -
Council has been passed placing
all imports of fresh fruits and
vegetables under import permit.
For the time being, a general per-
mit is being issued authorizing
the trade to carry on as usual
and without the necessity of .ob-
taining specific permits for Indi-
vidual shipments.
You can obtain a divorce in
Nevada, U. S. A., after six weeks'
residence, but it takes six months
to get a fishing license.
/.ry£Sp '''T 3.
Roll y. ur owners!
G for Ogden's
Snowshoes were the accepted
winter footwear for old-timers in
the West ... Ogden's was their
accepted smoke all the year
round. Follow their example.
You'll find it's not just another
tobacco but a distinctive blend
worthy of its famous name.
C)gden's quality for pipe smokers,
too, in Ogden's Cut Plug
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ADVERTISEMENTS
ARTICLES WANTED
HIGHEST PRICES PAID FOR
Cornets, Trumpets, Clarinets,
Saxophones, etc. Shelton -Sher-
wood Co. Ltd., 365A Yonge St.,
Toronto, Ont.
AUTOMO111LF)S--USED
USED CAMS WITH GOOD TIRES.
See us first. Mount Pleasant Mo-
tors Limited. Used Car trot at
2040 -Yonge Street; Head Office,
632 Mount Pleasant !toad, To-
ronto. Telephone HY. 2181.
BABY CHICKS
TOO LATE TOO LATE
NEXT SPRING DON'T LET IT BE
said "too late." Send for our price
list and order your baby chicks
now, One dollar books your order.
Goddard Chick Hatchery, Britan-
nia Heights, Ont.
pUraaETS FOR. IMMEDIATE DE -
livery 14 weeks up to laying. Ask
for our specially low prices on
14, 16 and 18 week old White Leg—
horn pullets. Also have Barred
Rocks, Hybrids and other breeds.
Also Fall hatched day old chicks.
Free catalogue. Tweddle Chick
Hatcheries Limited, Fergus, Ont.
RAVE YOU OUR PRICELIST7 W)i1
are hatching to order and it you,
want ohicics for this year or early
next, please let's have your order
soon. We still have a Sew laying
pullets for immediate delivery.
Bray Htaohery, 130 John St. N.,
Hamilton, Ont.
I1tLLS FOR SALE
JERSEY BULLS READY FOR SER -
vice. Two class "A" bulls excel-
lent pedigrees; price $100. Max-
welton Farm, St. Anne de Belle-
vue, Que.
CATTLE FOR SALE
SHORTHORN BULL 17 MONTHS,
heifegrp3'J. 1). Jacksoyears,
a Harriston,
Ontario.
BULLS FOR SALE
DUAL PURPOSE SHORTHORNS.
Bulls fit for service, younger
bulls and buil calves. Thrifty,
good size and bone, high produc-
tion, choice quality. Ross Martin-
' dater Caledonia, Ont. •
HELP WANTED
W ANT E? IMMEDIATELY, A
housekeeper for farm home. Apply
G. Pepper, Hensall.
HERBS
HERBAL REMEDIES. WRITE FOR
Free Catalog. Forty years' exper-
ience. Nowell's Herbal Labor-
atory, 18 West Hastings Street,
Vancouver, B.C. -
PALLETS
PULLETS, EIGHT HUNDRED,
bred to lay, White Leghorn pul-
lets. June hatched, excellent lay-
ing strain, $1.25. Hawkins' Feed
Co., Tillsonburg, Ontario.
DYEING & CLEANING
HAVE YOU ANYTHING NEEDS
dyeing or cleaning? Write to es
for information. We are glad to
answer your questions. Depart-
ment H. Parker's Dye Works
• Limited, 791 Yonge Street, To-
ronto,
ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT
ELECTRIC MOTORS, NEW, USED,
bought, sold, rebuilt; b e 1 t s,
pulleys, brushes. Alien Electric
Company Ltd., 2326 Dufferin St.,
Toronto.
FARMS FOR SALE
TOWNSHIP OF WILLIAMSBURG--
Concession 7, contains 200 acres
about 170 cleared, 30 acres bush,
mostly hardwood, stone house,
frame tool shed, driving shed and
implement house, stable, barn. Ap-
ply Mrs. M. W. Locke, Williams-
burg.
$85,000 DAIRY FARM, OTTAWA
district, fully equipped, large
Jersey herd, two houses, year
round water supply. P.O. Box 544,
Ottawa.
FARMS WANTI0J5
WILL MAKE SUBSTANTIAL CASH
payment on suitable farm. Mod-
ern buildings and convcntences
preferred. Box 96, 73 Adelaide St.
W.. Toronto, Canada.
FOR SALE
REG. YORKSHIRE 2 BOARS AND
novena cows from prize-winning
6tock, Reg. Lincoln Ram and ewe
Lambs. Write for prioes,to Brnest
Ford, R. No. 2, Dutton, Ont,
MACIIINIOItY FOB SALE
ONE 20-25 GEORGE WHITE TRAC-
tion Engine, high pressure boiler
$450, Also one sawframo and ear-
Illegal,
ar-
i x $1d.st. Perley Stratford, Oak -
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ADVERTISEMENTS
FOOT HALM
BAUMEEKA FOOT BALM deatroys
offensive odor instantly, 4513
bottle. Ottawa agent, Denman
Drug Store. Ottawa.
HAIR 000135
Only firin in Canada manufacturing
ladies' and gentlemen's hair goods
exclusively. Write us for particu-
lars.
WHITE'S HAIR GOODS
258 Yonge Ste Toronto, Ontario
HAI RD1tEESSIN el St31IOOL
LEARN HAIRDRESSING THE
Robertson method. information
on request regarding classes.
Robertson's Hairdressing Acad-
emy, 137 Avenue Road, Toronto,
FOR SALE
DAIRY EQUIPMENT, PASTEURIZ-
er, etc., capacity four hundred
quarts.eroBrost' Baa, particulars,
PATCHES FROM MEN'S
suitings and remnants for all
purposes. Ladies', Boys' and Men's
Wear. Louis Rice, 361 Spadina
Avenue, Toronto.
HOME FOR AGED
ELDERILIES COMFORTABLE
Home, Plenty home grown food,
spring water, warm and cheer-
ful. Hannigan Home For The
Aged, B.R. No. 3, Woodbridge.
HELP WANTED
MARRIED MAN FOR UP-TO-DATE
fruit farm on Niagara River
Boulevard, yearly employment,
good separate
wood and garden spot.
Please state nationality, age,
farming experience, size of fam-
ily and wages expected. C. How-
ard Fisher & Sons, Queenston,
Ont.
APPLICATIONS A RE INVITED
from young women with good
education, to enter the School
for Nurses, Toronto East General
Hospital. Limited vacancies In
class now commencing. Apply
Toronto East General Hospital,
Coxwell at Sammon Ave., To-
ronto 6, Ontario.
=DOLE -AGED MAN, SINGLE OR
widower, who requires a good
home, to work on farm. Box 98,
78 Adelaide St. W., Toronto.
HOUSES FOR SALE
$20,000, FINE OLD OTTAWA RESI-
dence 18 rooms, easily converted,
oil heated, exceptional. P.O. Box
544, Ottawa.
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
ANTED
BAND AND ORCHESTRA INSTRU-
ments, Piano Accordians, etc., may
be turned into ready cash. Send
details and price toWhaleyRoyce
& Company, 310 longe SU, To-
ronto 1, Ontario.
PATENTS
FETHLRSTONHAUI:H 81 COMPANY
Patent Solicitors. Established
1890; 14 King West, Toronto.
Booklet of Information on re-
quest.
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Your negatives make the must dis-
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eredrtlafrrieoe s particularly friends
n
active service. Select your favourite
negatives and send to us. We'll
return 12 attractive, embossed greet-
ing cards with pictures printed on
and envelopes for mailing—all
for 69c. Order early. (2 Photos on
Calendars for 25c.)
STAR SNAPSHOT SERVICE
Box 1.20, Postal Terminal A, Toronto
A customer at Berwick, N,S„ writes
us: "I received the beautiful Christ-
mas Dards which you printed from
my awn negatives, and 1 want you
to know how pleased 1 am with
your wonderful work and prompt
service. 1 will be a regular custom-
er of Star Snnirehot Service from
now on."
Any Size Roll -6 or 3 Exposures.
DEVELOPED AND PRINTED 25c
i MOUNTED ENLARGEMENTS 230
Size 4 x 6" In Beautiful Easel
Mounts.
You can have enlargements colour-
ed by hand for a, small additional
charge.
Framed 1 nta%rgeiuents 4" x 6", on
ivory tint mounts, in frames 7" x 9",
Burnished bold or Silver. Circassian
Walnut or Black Ebony finish 59e;
if enlargement coloured 79c.
Print your name and addre's plain-
ly on Fill orders,
MAIL YOUR FILMS
TO 1M1.41IRIAI. PO it Q,•AlaTVs,
service atlti satisfaction. 0 or e
exposure film.. 2.5e, , reprints 3 for
25e. Imperial l'hoto teerviee, Sta-
tion J, Toronto.
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DETECTIVE COURSE
BECOME A DETECTIVE — MLN
and women over 17, wanted to
learn Detective work, secret serv-
ice. Easy course by mail. Write
for free information. M. Julien,
Box 25, Station T., Montreal. ..
LEARN TO DANCE
LEARN TO DANCE. WALTZ, FOX
Trot, Rhumba. Latest steps with
Diagrams 35c. E. Lawrence, 78
West Street, Halifax, N.S.
LIVESTOCK FOR SALE
GUERNSEY 0 U W 5, HEIFERS
bulls. R.U.P. tested by tested
bulls. Pure bred, accredited, Bangs
free. Foremost line stock, Glen-
orehy Farm, Richmond Hill, Ont.
3tIACEUNERY WANTED
ACETYLENE WELDING AND
CUTTING OUTFIT
Lathe 18" to ea" swine x 10' Tied.
Air Drill and Hammer. Rotary,
Sheet Metal Shears. Iron Planer,
Shaper. A. Ebersol, Milverton, Ont.
61EDIOA.L
STOP ITCHING TORTURES OF
eczema, psoriasis, ringworm, ath-
lete's foot and other skin irrita-
tions with L•'lik'a Ointment Nu. 5,
prescription of noted skin spec-
ialist. itch relieved promptiy,
akin healed quickly or money re-
funded. 51.00, $2.00. Mall orders
filled promptly. Order today from
Elik's Medicine Co., Dept. 26, Box
284. Saskatoon.
TOKOSAN TABLETS FOR VIM,
Vigour, Vitality. Satisfaction
guaranteed ational Drug Products,
7222 Birnam, Montreal.
BITTER KERBS TONIC, CORRECTS
disorders of stomach, liver, kid-
neys, bowels. One month treat-
ment, Two Dollars; three months,.
Five Dollars. CoopeRemedies,
Yonge Street, Toronto.
IT'S PROVEN — EVERY SUFFER-
er of Rheumatic Pains or Neur-
itis should try Dixon's Remedy.
SoId only Munro's Drug Store.
335 Elgin, Ottawa. Postpaid $1.00
OFFER TO INVENTORS
AN OFFER TO .EVERY INVENTOR
List of. inventions and full Infor-
mation sent free. The Ramsay,
Co., Registered Patent Attorneys,
273 Bank Street, Ottawa, Canada.
PERSONAL
120 WAYS TO MAKE MONEY AT
home in spare time, 5 dollars a
day, booklet of 124 pages one
dollar postpaid. Mike 'gnash, 145
Margueretta Ave., Toronto 4, Ont.
"ELIJAH COMIN G BEFORE
Christ", wonderful book free,
Megiddo Mission, Rochester 11,
N.Y.
RHEUMATIC PAINS
SATISFY YOURSELF — E V L R r
sufferer of Rheumatic Pains or
Neuritis should try Dixon's Rem-
edy. Sold only Muuro's Thug
Store, 335 Elgin, Ottawa. Post-
paid 51.00.
RAW 1PURS %S AN'r1•i1)
ONE SKIN OR THOUSANDS --
will
will pay Sou to ship to Ontario's
rancher -owned Fur Co-operative
to receisee the highest market
adviceWrite
forms. for
OntarrioiiF tags
farm-
Farm-
ers Co-operative. Limited, 50
Yorkville Street, Toronto.
1'U1'l'1t:s FOR $ALi0
FOR SALE — CO(. IU 1t SPANIEL
puppies, .two outstanding litters.
mates and females, reds and
blacks, best pedigreed stock, many;
champion ancestor:. Apply to
Keith VanDusen, 1.'ietuu, Ont.
ere
TUACTORS P010 SALE
JOHN D101613.E "MOI')EL 13 R PRAC-
tor on rubber; John Deere Model
D on steel; Fordson Tractor on
rubber; all first class ,'onditinn.
Amet'iean Separator Sales, Coder-
ieh, Ontario.
TAPEW O1t5I
STOM.At'H ANI) THREAD WORMS.
oriel) are the e.la'4 of ill -health
in humans all ages. No one im-
mune! Why not rind out if this
is your trouble? Interesting par«
titulars --I res: Write llulveney's
Remedies :specialists. Toronto 3,
Bituminous coal reserves are
st.fficient for 3,000 years, it is
claimed,