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ZURICH CITIZENS NEWS
THURSDAY, JANUARY 16, 1975
Editorial Comment
The pet peeve!!
He is the fellow who arouses tension by simply walking into
a room. Conversation stops. No one wants his or her name in
the paper.
He is the fellow who kept a certain father's son from jail last
year, whose father this year took his advertising out of town.
He is the fellow who prints your opinion over your signature,
and takes all the blame.
He is the fellow who patched up the affiar by telling him
that he'd better not run the ad about her debts.
He is the fellow who should have written that the singer was
a dud, or the performance a washout... but he sold his soul
for the lie to save face for others.
He is the fellow who should spit editorial venom at the
council, school board, public utilities, and all other boards...
and when he does he's the solitary figure on the proverbial
limb.
He is the fellow who misquotes all politicians and office
seekers.
He is the fellow whose paper gets into every home for fifteen
cents a copy. That's pretty cheap, isn't it?
He is the fellow who won't print an ad on the front page.
On the other hand, he'11 sell the back page for a price, but only
if he's paid by the twentieth of the month following. Heck,
you can get a better deal somewhere else, where you're lucky
if you get a bill once a year.
He is the fellow who should stay home nights with the family
instead of running around with a pencil.
He is the fellow who, when you pat hint on the back for
his comment this week, will bit you editorially next week.
He is the fellow who sympathizes with the advertising dep-
artment because of late copy, and thereby gets all the tense
end of pre -deadline from the composing roost.
He is the fellow who castigates the proofreader. "Read it
for sense as well as for errors!"
He is the fellow who barks at the young reporter: "Don't
ask me how to spell it. Look it up in the dictionary; that's
the only way to learn." Mean of hits, don't you think?
He is the fellow who hasn't enough sense to relax. He wakes
up at night thinking of the inadequate hospital, the need for
more school accommodation, the town -hall problem, the
hole hazard on the road, spiralling taxes, the gas line, service -
station hours, closing by-laws, parking, people shopping out of
town, unemployment, the shiftless, the hypocrites, the dead,
the mothers giving birth, the wayward, the suicide, and all the
coming events for which one single line has not been written.
The known he can cope with, but the future he can't... yet.
He is the fellow who is the plague of all contributors who
find their copy condensed.
He is the fellow who is the paramount maker of mistakes.
Everything that passes his hands is scrutinized by the public.
Although he is densely stupid at times, he has an intelligent
staff to supply the answers.
He is the fellow who is habitually sending the girl out for
coffee. He's too much of a "square to take a break.
In fact, the editor is the community's pet peeve!
(One Small Drop of Ink)
A councillor hits back --
Being a member of town council is not all sugar and spice.
There's a modicum of sour cream. The job demands attend-
ance at meetings. It entails answers to problems in which said
councillor can lose business (if he has any), if he lives up to
his convictions (if he has an;); and he can lose the confidence
of voters in a controversy, if he chooses to sit on the fence.
At meetings a councillor's conscience (if he has one) can
never be totally free. Before and after meetings his time is
not his own; he is pestered on the street; his telephone at bus-
iness and home rings constantly.
One councillor patted himself on the back the other day for
his repartee. With reassessment, some resident taxes were
higher and some were not. Not a single word of parise from the
fortunate citizens was heard by the councillor, but he did rec-
eive a telephone call from a taxpayer whose taxes were raised.
As the tirade was unleashed the councillor promised himself
he would be an ex -councillor next year.
Suddenly, he grasped at a straw.
"By the way, " he said "what line of business are you in?"
"I'm a schoolteacher, " came the reply.
"Oh, " said the councillor, with tongue in cheek, didn't you
receive a salary increase....?
"Yes, I did, " quickly, with some heat, "and I and the other
teachers deserved it, too."
"Of course you did, " purred the councillor, "but what do
you think that raise did to our tax rate."
"I'm sorry, " came the answer. "I never thought of that."
(One Small Drop of Ink)
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International Scene
(by Raymond Cannon)
THE NEXT TWENTY-FIVE
YEARS
1975 has a special cleaning
for me, since itis exactly 25
years since I first tried my
hand at journalism. My first
efforts cannot be said to have
caused any stores of applause
from the newspaper fraternity
and perhaps I owe a debt of
gratitude to those editors who
so kindly published these prim-
itive efforts. They certainly
gave me a great deal of encour-
agement and that is precisely
one thing which a young journ-
alist needs as he tries to put
something together which
doesn't look like a warmed-
over public school English essay,
My very first article was on
Paris in the aftermath of World
War 2, Europe was struggling
to get back on its feet econom-
ically but the French capital
which, unlike many cities,
had been little damaged during
the war, was acting as if noth-
ing had ever happened. While
their British allies across the
channel were still being subject-
ed to rationing on a relatively
strict scale, the French had
plenty to eat, were enjoying
every mouthful and appeared
to my young eyes to be usher-
ing in the second half of the
century with great bursts of
wine, women and song.
They probably didn't realize
it at the time, but,they were,
in fact, welcoming what has
been the most successful 25
years in the history of man.
In fact, when you look at this
25 years, both in Canada and
abroad, it is difficult to real-
ize just how much the world
has accomplished in this short
period of time. Production of
goods and services has more
than tripled and our power to
produce these same two items
has grown twice as much in this
brief period as it did in all the
rest of the history of our planet.
In spite of the abject poverty
which still exists in the world,
a great deal of this growth has
gone into the right places. The
life expectancy of some people
in the poor nations has almost
doubled. In some Asian count-
ries, infant mortality rates
have fallen by no less than two-
thirds. The English of some of
our present high school graduate:
may not bear witness to this,
but there have been great surges
in education and literacy
throughout the world. Those of
us who have been fortunate to
live in the more affluent nat-
ions of the world and, certainly,
Canada can be counted as one
of these, have experienced an
increase in their standard of'
living that they would not
have thought possible twenty-
five years ago. When, in 1952,
I was offered $3, 500.00 for a
full-time position, I wondered.
what I was going to do with all
that money. Needless to say, I
snake a great deal more than
that now but, like a lot of other
Canadians, I no longer wonder
what I'm going to do with it
all. I wonder how I'm going to
crake do with it, one sign of
the changing of the titres!
Another thing worth pointing
out is that the last 25 years
have nen no war on a world-
wide scale. The two generations
previous to mine had both gone
through a horrible world war. I
missed World War II, thank-
fully, although I was old enough
to realize more or less what it
was all about. But in the 25
years that I have been reporting
on the international scene, all
I have had to comment on have
been local wars such as Korea,
Viet Nam or the Middle East.
Mind you, these have been
vicious wars but they have been
localized and at no time have
we been subjected to the pict-
ure of the major nations of our
world attempting to blow each
other to bits. This absence of
total war, as much as anything
else, accounts for the great
increase in prosperity we have
enjoyed.
Right now, things don't look
so good and we can read report
after report which predicts all
sorts of gloom and doom. For
what it is worth, while I bel-
ieve we are in for some belt -
tightening, and for some of
us that would do more good
than harm, I don't believe we
are going to experience a world
depression on the scale exper-
ienced in the 1930's. While we
have, unfortunately, not learn-
ed all the lessons histroy is
trying to teach us, we have
learned enough of thein and I
think we will see our way
through. The one thing which
does bother me is that in times
of economic crisis, people do
funny things andone of them is
resorting to war. We saw what
happened in Germany as a res-
ult of the economic crash of the
192 O's. There are other example
but that will illustrate the
point I'm trying to make. At
present, we are hearing strange
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