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ZURICH CITIZENS NEWS
THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 1972
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enth consecutive year,
age of Zurich will be
increase in population
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it community grow from
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ow many will come
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instance, many people
as many as 30,000
ded throughout the day
ficials placed the
est 20,000.
t certain that the
visiting population will continue
to grow each year, as the Bean Fest-
ival continues to gain more popular-
ity. Such a crowd is bound to create
problems--traffic.is a particular
one --but the festival committee,
gaining experience each year, is
gradually learning to cope with this.
The growth of the festival also brings
difficulties of a different kind.
An event that attracts crowds of
the size that Zurich's Bean Festival
has in the past could easily become
a magnet for the commercial interests.
One of the festival committee's prime
interests has been in holding com-
mercialism on the mall to a minimum,
and for this reason applicants for
booth space are screened carefully.
Such restrictions are necessary if
the festival is to retain the rural
and antique flavour that has brought
it it's popularity.
There seems little doubt that the
festival will be successful again this
year with any sort of a break from
the weatherman. Practically all the
booth space is sold to area merch-
ants, and several new attractions
have been added to the program. And
the various festival committees
seemed to have the volunteer man-
power situation under control. Every-
thing is in readiness for the biggest
day of the year in Zurich, and the
people of the community extend a
sincere welcome to all the visitors
who may come to our fair village on
the occasion. May the festival bring
back fond memories of those in the
past six years, to all of you.
ZURICH Citizens NEWS
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ROUND TWO
DISASTER THREE
There is a movie called
"Suddenly One Summer,"
something like that. This is
more or less the way I feel to-
wards the end of this one.
For one thing, the weather
has been generally rotten. My
heart has ached for the campers,
the teeters, as temperature
drops, the winds blow, and I
turn up the thermostat on the
furnace. As I write, its more
like late October than August.
But there is nothing much I
can do about that, its happen-
ing to everybody, However,
somebody is definitely out to
get me. I don't know whether
its the Lord, fate, or the devil.
But it's too obvious to be merely
coincidental.
It, or they, started with my
car. Almost six months ago,
a gentleman backed into the
front of it. He's a mechanic
and promised to have it fixed,
rather than pay the almost
exhorbitant insurance rate.
It is still not fixed. Not his
fault. We made a date for July
31st and my wife busted her
ankle and in the confusion, I
forgot. But it's still not fixed.
Next, I was at a public gath-
ering, where there were a lot
of cars parked. Somebody, and
he was not a gentleman, snuggl-
ed up too close to me. The
only calling card he left was a
deep indentation in my left
front door.
Third. And that was my wife's
fault, not mine. She was yak-
king at full steam, someiwhat
like an organ with all the stops
out. It happened at a highway
motel where we'dhad lunch.
I backed up, knowing there
were no cars there and hit a
light standard that shouldn't
have been there. It was solid
brick. It made a boomerang
of my back bumper. There went
another hundred bucks.
Here's where I'lLgo along
with Ralph Nader and company.
The bumpers they put on cars
today are not bumpers, but
junkers. A generation ago, a
bumper gave. Today, they seem
to be a combination of plastic
and spaghetti. I'm convinced
that if you ran into an adult
male hummingbird at 50 miles
per hour you'd lose your $100
deductible on your bumper.
Well, to cut a short story
long, the car is pretty much
of a disaster area, Front grill
bashed in, Chrome strips buckl-
ed and ripped off. Back bumper
a bummer.
Motor still great, but whole
vehicle now in classified ad
section as a "bodyman's special."
As we all know, accidents
come in three's. Well I had my
three and thought whoever was
out to get me should relax for a
while. Not so.
As I mentioned, my wife broke
her ankle and a week later I
broke my toe. She groans and
hobbles around in a walking
cast. I groan and hobble around.
I never realized before just how
important a big toe is in the
process of ambulation. Some-
thing like a fish trying to swim
with his tail cut off.
Oh, it's a jolly, lively place
around our house. We should
be out at the beach, doing a
fancy crawl stroke, calling
cheerfully to each other about
how terrific the water is today.
Instead, we're stuck in the house
doing a fancy crawl up and down
stairs and calling balefully
about such cheery things as
getting the garbage out, doing
the dishes, preparing the dinner.
Do you know what happens
to a couple of love birds in a
cage who start getting on each
other's nerves 2 One of them
pecks the other to death. Then
eats him, or her. Well, I'm
pretty tender and my wife is
very tough, so I'm keeping a
close eye on her.
I gave her a big hug the
other day. It's her left ankle,
my right toe, they collided,
we both yelped and there were
mutual recriminations. Next
time, I'll hug her from behind,
or sideways, or something.
But this is all trivia. I await,
cringing, the third accident in
the second series.
And it will probably b e on
the phone any minute. I was
idiotic enough to lend m y car
to daughter Kim and her husb-
and. They took off in the poor
old battered brute a couple of
hours ago, for the city, where
they have to apply for student
loans, register for college, find
a place to live, and all such.
They both drive like chimp-
anzees who've had three lessons.
They might just make it. But
if they do, my oak tree will
snap in a storm and crash on
my neighbour's roof. Or, I'll
get a hernia carrying out the
empty beverage bottles. Or my
wife will slip on her gimpy leg
going downstairs and break her
other one.
It's not that I'm superstitious.
It's just that I have this immut-
able hunch that Somebody, up
there, or down there, is trying
to punish me for all my past sins,
all at once.
And now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to soak my toe in ice
water and sit, shoulders hunched
waiting for the next blow.
0
Queen contest at
Plowing Match
The Huron County Plowing
Match is being held on August
29 on the farm of William
Steckle, two miles south of .
Bayfield, Highway 21.
In conjunction with the match
is the Queen of the Furrow Con-
test to pick the Huron represent-
ative who will go to the Inter-
national Plowing Match at Seb-
ringville.
The girl must be sixteen years
of age and not have reached her
25th birthday by November 1,
1972.
The contestants will be enter-
tained to a luncheon by Robert
McKinley, MP for Huron County.
The Queen will receive a sheep-
skin rug from the Old Mill in
Blyth and Atlas Fur Tanning and
Dyeing; a trophy and a gift from
Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Love, as
well as $20. cash.
The runner-up will receive a
gift from Armanor Bus Charters,
Mr. and Mrs. James Armstrong,
with $12. cash.
Other classes of interest this
year are the business men's
class and around the field piowini
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Monday and Wednesday
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