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ZURICH CITIZENS NEWS
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1972
But it wasn't over. I finally
got to bed, whimpering with
relief. My wife came in and
said she's been talking to our
daughter, who has a great rip-
off idea. She's going to Cuba,
and has a plan. She'll write a
couple of columns for me, free,
All I have to do is pay for them
Baddest. However, silver lining
department. By staying home,
I had missed a three -arid -a -
quarter hour staff meeting,
which is an abomination on the
face of the earth.
So, all in all, maybe not
such a bad day, after all.
Shortage of good help
While admitting that the unemployment
problem in Canada is serious, in fact much
more so than most of us realize, the editor of
The Wingham Advance -Times isn't at all
convinced that there is a shortage of work in
Canada.
Employers all over the land, he points out
are screaming about the dire shortage of
good help despite the fact that nearly 600,
000 people are drawing unemployment insur-
ance, another vast horde are living off the
rest of us while the government doles out
money for make-work projects, only a portion
of which are of any real value.
Where, then, does the discrepancy lie?
The Wingham editor reports that he rec-
ently offered an Unemployed pressman from
Guelph $100 a week as a starting salary until
his ability could be measured. The pressman
said he couldn't afford to take work at a fig-
ure of that kind. Another young, able and
single man the editor knew took his first job
last fall. He worked three months, was laid
off and luxuriated in front of the TV with
successive cases of beer all winter. He didn't
try to find work because he was drawing $83
every week for doing nothing. In other words,
he was being encouraged to be a bum.
Is it really hard to understand why unempl-
oyment figures are high?
Let's be fair
A great squeal is going up because Bell
Canada is asking for an increase in its tele-
phone rates. Many sectors of the economy
will protest that Mother Bell is really a high-
wayman in disguise.
There is no denying that the telephone
company, along with its associated comm-
unications firms, makes tremendous profits --
and thus there is reason to question both the
amount of the increase and the validity of
the reasons for higher rates.
Being neither economists nor government -
paid accountants, we cannot render any op-
inion on the subject. Some very high-priced
help will have to argue that subject in
Ottawa.
However, there is an aspect of telephone
company activities which the public would
do well to consider before protesting too
loudly. A high proportion of Bell profits
have been earned as the result of technical
research which it has carried out over the
years, at its own expense. It may also be
presumed that in their request for higher
rates the telephone people are concerned
about the continued earnings of the company
to carry on with further development of new
techniques and equipment.
A host of conveniences that the public
enjoys have originated in the telephone
company's laboratories - developments which
have benefited mankind in a thousand ways.
Not all of these inventions have been conf-
ined to those which would earn more divid-
ends for Bell shareholders. Lots of them have
been given to the public at large. One ex-
ample is your trusty little tape recorder.
Bell started all that technology with the in-
vention of a gadget called Mirrophone---
electronic recording on metal wire.
Perhaps Bell is too greedy. We simply
don't know. We do know, however, that the
telephone company spends its earnings on a
far wider range of undertakings than the
mere provision of the little black set you
pick up for a quick visit with grandma.
Canadians have always been extremely
cautious with the money they vote for tech-
nical research by government. Without the
programs carried out by profit-making busin-
ess enterprise we would still be plowing with
oxen. (Wingham Advance Times)
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THE GODS
SINGLED ME OUT
Occasionally, I succumb to
a great disenchantment with
life. At those times I feel that
some days are bad, and all the
others are badder.
Yesterday was one of the
badder ones. It began at 2 a.m.
which I think anyone will agree
is a bad time to start a day. I
had the Gallipoli disease.
It's called this for two reasons
First, it was rampant among
the poor sods trying to capture
Gallipoli in World War I, when
the Australians lost more men
to dysentery than they did to
Turks.
Second, it keeps you gallop-
ing, back and forth, forth and
back, until there's something
like a tunnel between your bed-
room and your bathroom.
Eventually, you are so weak
it's an effort to pick up a
Kleenex and have a honk.
Enough to make a bad day,
you'd say. Oh, no. It had to
be badder. That's the way the
gods work. When they single
you out for a going-over, they're
not going to be happy with a
mere case of dire rear.
After waiting for months for
me to organize some storm
window work, my wife had fin-•
ally got cracking, which she
should have done in the first
place, and hired two young men
to take off and wash and put
back the storm windows. Four
of them had been removed last
spring and sat in the patio all
summer, gathering twigs and
dead flies. The others had never
come off. The windows, that is.
Looking through them was
like having a bad case of
myopia. You could tell there
was light coming through, but
everything else was just a sort
of blur.
Anyway, she had hired two
of the most unlikely window -
washers in town, a couple forer
students of mine. Personally,
though I like the pair, I would'-
nt hire them to dig a grave.
For a cat.
However, as they weren't on
welfare or unemployment insur-
ance at the time, they leaped
at the opportunity. After they'd
checked on the going rate and
agreed it was adequate. Barely.
Not that they were immature
or anything. Oh, no. They'd
done their Grand Tour of Europe
One had spent six weeks in jail
in the Netherlands. They'd had
four or five jobs since, in such
productive industries as leath-
erwork and making health food.
Well, they arrive to do the
windows the day I am almost
on hands and knees with the
Gallipoli. Bright and early.
Eleven a. m, •
All I want to do is crawl into
bed and feel forsaken. No
chance. A brisk ringing of the
doorbell. "Well here we are,"
cheerily. A groan from me.
They had a long ladder bor-
rowed from a long-suffering
father. Nothing else. I guess
they were going to pry the
windows off and wash them with
the ladder. My wife mustered'
cloths and cleaning fluid. I dug
up a hammer and screw -driver,
which took me many minutes
and many oaths.
They set to work, and I
nearly had a nervous break-dowi
I cowered in the living -room.
They're right there at the wind-
ows, grinning cheerfully, smear
ing the dirt around on the panes,
They need a step -ladder. Haul
it up from the basement with
the last possible ounce of
strength.
Retreat to the bedroom.
There's one of them up there,
perched on the ladder, shouting
at me to whack the storm wind-
ows from the inside. I whack
and shudder, waiting, cringing,
for the sound of a six-foot storm
window shattering into tiny bits.
Or the sound of the ladder
crashing through the inside wind•
ow. Or the thud of a body hit-
ting the turf. Wonder whether I
have insurance to cover, first,
the glass, second, the body.
No idea.
This went on for a couple of
hours. Shouts, imprecations,
poundings. I was in a state of
collapse and the old lady wasn't
much better. I was wishing I'd
gone to school, even on a stret-
cher.
But I guess the gods, besides
tormenting people like me,
look after those who need look-
ing after. Neither of them fell,
even as much as eight feet.
They finished the job. And
they were there, very business-
like, for the cheque. They also
had some terse remarks about
the inadequacy of our cleaning
materials and we felt properly
guilty.
Try it some day when you
have the Gallipoli and a couple
of nitwits doing your storm
windows. A badder day.
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